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After Omar moved away because his visa expired, I met up with various guys in London, but most of them weren't into what I was into. However, in November I met a guy on ManHunt who lived in Ilford, and I went over to his flat for a date.
Zahid opened the door. He was from Pakistan, and was about a decade older than me at 33. He was about 5'8, and he had a thick beard and a beer belly. It looked like he had some chest hair, as I could see it poking out of the top of his shirt. His arms were hairy too. He had thick eyebrows and thick black hair. He had a slightly prominent nose, big eyes and long eyelashes. His skin was a beautiful light brown. He stunk of BO too. He was handsome, a real man, and I wanted to tear his clothes off then and there.
Zahid turned around and led me to the kitchen. He had a great ass. He poured me a drink and then we went to the living room to watch a film. He sat close to me and rubbed his thick thigh against mine. We chatted and smiled at each other a lot as we told each other about our lives. There was a definite chemistry between us.
"I need to fart" he suddenly announced, and ran over to the other side of the room. He pushed his ass out while looking at me with a half-horny/half-embarassed expression, and let out a really loud, deep, 5-second long fart. After wafting the stink away with his hand, he came over and sat back on the sofa with me.
"Nice fart" I enthused. "Thanks" Zahid replied sheepishly.
"You know...you can fart in front of me, I don't mind if it smells"
"Some of them smell really bad though..."
"It's ok; I like a guy who's not shy about farting"...then I whispered in his ear "and to be honest, I'd love to smell your farts"
Zahid looked at me surprised. Then his facial expression turned into an evil smile...he lifted up his leg and let rip another huge fart. I couldn't resist anymore and lunged forward to kiss him, as the smell of his fart rose into the air around us. While we were kissing, he let a big beer-flavoured burp go directly into my mouth. It was a great accompaniment to the fart-scented air I was breathing in.
When we broke away from the kiss, I knew what I wanted next. "Can I rim you?" I asked.
"Are you sure? I think I'm a bit dirty back there" Zahid said, seeming a bit unsure. He had no idea what a nasty freak I was.
"Take off your pants and lift up your legs baby"
Zahid took off his shirt first. He had a hairy chest, hairy armpits, and big pecs. Then he took off his pants and spread his cheeks for me. His crack was hairy, but I could see his brown hole among the hair. The skin of his hole was brown, but it was smeared with shit too. I could smell it even though I was about a foot away. I started to lean forward, but Zahid told me to wait. His hole opened and let out another big fart. It smelled amazing. I hoped the next one would go straight in my mouth. "If you need to fart while I'm rimming you, just let it go" I pleaded. "Wow, you're nasty...but I like it" he replied.
The shit around his hole tasted great. As I hoped, Zahid farted in my mouth, not once but three times. I was so glad that I met a guy who was a serious farter. And so handsome too. The taste of his farts in my mouth was incredible. I felt dizzy and high.
After the rimjob, I realised that I hadn't even seen his junk. I put his legs down. Zahid's hard cock was huge, about 8 inches. He was uncut, and had a massive pubic bush, the biggest I've ever seen. His balls were enormous, hairy, and low-hanging, and stunk of ripe ball sweat. There were even some fine black hairs on his shaft. I sucked his huge dick like my life depended on it, and he quickly shot a huge load of sweet hot cum in my mouth. After I licked the last of the cum from his piss-hole, I went to pull away, but he held my head in place. I wondered why, but then I felt my mouth fill with a super strong blast of steaming hot piss. There was a lot of it, and by the end I felt like I'd drunk a gallon of his sour smelly urine. Zahid then let rip another loud, deep, smelly fart. I looked up at him while the air filled with the stink. "I need to take a dump now..."
We talked about it...I wanted him to shit on my chest, but he didn't feel ready for that. But he did agree to squat over the toilet backwards and let me watch the shit come out of his hole.
Zahid got into position, with me crouched down at the best angle for watching. He let out a long fart, then his hole really opened - about 3 inches wide. It was like a volcano. Then his massive shit snaked out and landed in the bowl. It was hard and dark brown. It was a huge shit - I couldn't believe how much came out. When he finished he got off the toilet, bent over and spread his cheeks. I didn't need to be told what to do, and got to work cleaning up his hole right away. His shit tasted great, and after I was done we kissed passionately, sharing the shit taste between our tongues.
By this point we were tired and went to bed and cuddled. Zahid explained to me that he was glad to find a guy like me. He'd had boyfriends and fuckbuddies before, but they always complained about his BO stink and constant farting. I told him there was nothing from his body that I didn't want to experience with all of my five senses. We kissed passionately as he let rip another loud fart.