Chapter 24 - Ladies Home Companion
Late one Saturday morning I found myself home all by myself, feeling horny as hell, with a compelling urge to masturbate before I went about the day's tasks . I thought about what I could do to make it a little different that morning. So I dug under my wife's side of the bed and found the vibrating massager that she had been using for muscle spasms. I went out in the back yard, spread out a blanket, pulled off my underpants and layed down spread eagle over the grass under the shade of a big tree. I played with my penis until it became fully erect. I always enjoy this exercise of self-foreplay as I fondle myself to a full hardon, while I imagine having forbidden sex with some person that I've chosen to be my fantasy partner.
I proceeded to massage my erect cock with the vibrating massager on the slow setting. I ran it up and down over my hard shaft and balls. Then I spread open my asshole and ran the vibrator over my anus and prostrate area. The sensation this produced was quite erotic, as I moved the vibrating massager back and forth for a good ten minutes from the head on my penis down to my asshole, then back.
As I concentrated on the sensitive underside of the head of my cock, and I began to feel the early tingling sensation of approaching climax. I left the massager in place until I felt I was about to shoot, then I'd pull it away to let the feeling subside. Then I'd bring myself almost to orgasm again, then back off, then repeat the process many times. My pre-cum was really flowing now. I was getting pretty good at this brinkmanship, and only once did a few drops of semen manage to ooze out. I did this for a good 15 minutes, until I couldn't stand it anymore.
Then I went, naked, into the kitchen and got a large cucumber out of the fridge, warmed it briefly in the microwave, and coated it with Vaseline. I slowly inserted it up my lubed anus until it was just almost all the way up inside me. As I fucked myself good, in and out of my asshole, with my new vegetable helper, I again held the massager beneath the helmet of my penis. I was ready to complete my orgasm now!
In no time, my climax swept over me in a huge burst. Huge globs of my warm milky white sperm shot straight into the air, as my asshole clamped open and shut on my probing green friend, producing one of the more memorable orgasms I that can recall having for some time.
Jacking off is certainly one of life's most pleasurable pursuits!