My buddy Hank stopped by my place on my birthday. "Hey, man, I brought you a present!" he told me. Hank's a funny guy, but his sense of humor can be warped. I opened it carefully, hoping I wouldn't get or skunk oil sprayed all over me. I found a flat plastic package that said "Julie" and in smaller print, "Inflatable." "I got you a girlfriend," Hank cackled, "You've been complaining for months about not being able to get a date, ever since April dumped you. So I fixed you up, buddy!" I had to laugh. After all, he was right. I had been moping for a long time. We laughed for a while, and then he said, "Hell, it's Friday. If you don't have birthday plans, let's go drinking." I agreed. I inflated Julie. I kissed her and stood her beside the couch. "Bye, sweetie, I'll be out late," I joked. Hank chimed in with, "Yeah, you won't mind if take him to a tittie bar, will you? Didn't think so. See ya!"
We staggered back in several hours later. We had bar hopped until closing time, finishing at a Hanks' favorite tittie bar. Seeing all those hirls with barely anything on had made us unbearably horny. "Hi, honey, I'm home," I grabbed Julie and kissed her. Hank came up and cupped an airfilled tit. "Haha, I just copped a feel off your woman, man!" I laughed, "Well, I'm almost ready to fuck my woman!" Hank crowed, "Do it, dude! You know this is one girlfriend that's never gonna withold sex for any reason." We laughed at that, then he said more softly, "Do it, man, fuck her. Come one, fuck her."It became a chant, "Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her." I stripped. I took the small bottle of lube that came with Julie, and poured some on my cock. I got on my knees, grabbed Julie and put my cock in her "pussy." I started fucking her. I was so horny that before long i really into this. I heard Hank say, "Damn, that's hot!" I turned my head and grunted, "the bitch was a mouth, too!" Hank pulled off his clothes, lubed his dick and poked it in Julie's "mouth." We looked at each other as we fucked this blow-up love doll from opposite ends. Our pumping got more intense. We fucked her harder and faster, with Hank making comments like "Take it, bitch. Take our hard cocks!"
Suddenly, there was a loud hiss. One of Julie's seams gave way under our double-teaming. She deflated in a couple of seconds. Hank and I looked at each other, dismayed at first, then we started to laugh. We collapsed on the floor, side by side, shaking with . "You know, that was pretty gay," I giggled. He pointed at my cock. "Look how horny you still are, man!" "Yeah, you are too, fucker," I responded. It was quiet for a long few secinds, and then Hank said, "happy birthday, buddy." He moved down and took my hard rod in his mouth. He sucked and licked my dick, cradling my balls in his hand. It was some of the best head I've ever gotten. I moaned and came in his mouth. He raised up and said, "Happy birthday," again. He looked hot, with some of my cum on his lips. I kissed him, and said "Thank you." I pushed him on his back, and brought my mouth to his cock. I was new to this, but I sucked him with enthusiasm, trying to do the things I liked when I was the recipient. He rewarded me with a huge blast of love suds. I swallowed as much as I could. We kissed, and fell asleep there on the floor.
In the morning we woke up in each other's arms. We went to my bed. Using the remainder of the lube, I lay Hank on his back and buttfucked him. I don't think we broke our kiss the entire time. After I came, we switched places, and Hank sodomized me, with my arms and legs wrapped around him.
Hank moved in with me not long after. Neither of us has wanted a girlfriend since that night. Not even an inflatable one.