What You See Is What You Get-2
"Pass the broccoli poppers," Lance asked Joey as our food was brought to the private table behind the dinning room.
"What the fuck is that," Chris questioned, anxiously awaiting a confrontation.
"They are broccoli poppers you generic devil spawn," Lance snapped at Chris before turning to me. "There really good. You wanna try one Josh?"
"Nah," I sighed, "I'll pass. My onion rings are enough for me."
The room got quiet for a good ten minutes, before Chris's mouth opened.
"Who do you think has the biggest dick in the group," Chris asked.
"Damnit Chris," Joey yelled as he slapped Chris in the head.
"Ouch! I am just trying to start a conversation."
"Different subject," Justin said, annoyed with Chris anyway.
"Oh come on," Chris teased, " Like any of you didn't wonder about the penis sizes in the group. Especially Homo-Hick over here."
"You better stop, or I'll choke you with your own dick," Lance warned.
"You'd need to with you mini weenie," Chris snapped back.
"Chris, stop," I yelled.
"Sorry, Jase. Won't happen again," Chris said as he went back to eating his ravioli.
Chris waited 2 minutes until he said..
"Homo-Hick."
Lance flew over the table and started strangling Chris as Chris tried to push Lance off. Joey grabbed ahold of Chris while Justin and I pulled Lance off Chris. I grabbed Lance and took him out back while Chris and Joey stayed in the restaurant and Justin guarded the doors between.
"I can't live with him, Josh," Lance yelled as he hyperventilated.
"Jay, your gonna have to calm down. I know you don't like Chris and all."
"Don't like him? Josh I hate him. What he did to Melissa was wrong. You know it and so do I."
"Yeah I do," I sighed. "But face this. He's part of the group. It is a full group. I don't expect you to love the guy, but at least both of you keep an appearance that you like each other in public. Try not to go ballistic."
"And what about him?"
"I will talk to Chris later, although I think Joey's got it under control."
"Hey guys," Justin smiled as his face popped out the door, "Think we're gonna just wrap the food up and go home."
"Sounds good to me," Lance smiled as he got up. I followed.
Lance and I went in one jeep while Justin, Joey, and Chris went in another. As I got out of the jeep, I stared at him. He was beautiful to me. It is so had to believe that I can just fall for this guy, but I am. He is perfect to me. He's like someone I could see myself spending the rest of my life with.
Lance tapped me on the shoulder to wake me from my daydream. I turned around to see a big smile on his face.
"What," I asked.
"You can't fool me. I know who it is," Lance smiled even more. "I know who the guy you like is."
"Who is it," Justin said as he came up from behind me.
I got startled as I turned towards him.
"Come on, spill," Justin smiled. "How's the lucky guy that's got Joshy's attention."
To Be Continued.
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