Duel 2
"I got another suspicious email from Ian." Crane said so to Yoshida and showed Ian's email on the monitor. "Apply for a duel again. The place is in the forest of XXXX Park, the date and time is 3 days later at noon on Sunday, the method is to eat hamburgers fast. Bring hamburgers. The winner shall get the Ganymede. that's all" "It looks like he hasn't learned a lesson from first duel." Yoshida said. "What should I do, this time he have specified the method" "Even if you eat hamburgers too much, you won't die." "It can't be helped. Then I will fast for 3 days from today."
Three days later, Yoshida family came to XXXX Park with Crane and children. There was a small forest in a large park with several white benches and tables. Crane brought a lot of hamburgers he bought at the store in a big bag. Ganymede looked into the bag. "Hamburgers, cheeseburgers, teriyaki burgers, fish burgers,chicken burgers --- looks delicious" Ganymede licked his tongue. "I'll give remained ones to you later." Crane, whose cheeks were depressed, said so. "You lost weight so much in 3 days." Yoshida was impressed. "I took a diuretic and discharged water." "It's like a mummy." Joe looked around and said.
Ian came. Wearing black sunglasses on the usual rough jumper. Ian dragged something behind. It was a two-wheeled-cart. The boys flew away. And they saw a pile of things in the cart. "Wow! It's all hamburgers!" "Don't eat, you guys. I'll give you what's left after the match." Ian said so and pulled the two-wheeled-cart. His cheeks were thin and almost mummy. They were stunned to see it. "From when have you been fasting?" "I haven't eaten anything since 3 weeks ago." Ian said so and fell on the bench. And he panted,rubbing his stomach. "It's dirty!" Crane shouted.
Yoshida whispered to Crane. "It's okay, he is fasting and losing strength. I don't even know if he can move his chin. It's an easy win." "Is that so?"
This time Joe is the referee. "Then, both of you come here." Joe signaled and Crane and Ian came staggering. Then they sat on the bench. They were no longer even able to stand. "I know the purpose is to eat hamburgers fast, but what is the time limit?" "Let's make it 30 minutes" Ian suggested. "It's okay" "Then, the time limit is 30 minutes. The winner is the one who ate a lot at that time. You can go to the bathroom, but you may vomit, so I will follow you to the inside. If you vomit, you will lose immediately. I don't care what you drink. Is it okay? " "OK" "OK" "Please get in position." Hamburgers were piled up on the table in front of them. Ian clicked his teeth. He hasn't used his chin for a long time, so it seemed that he needed some preparatory exercise. Crane also rang his teeth. Joe looked at his watch. "Ready!" Ian and Crane held their right hand. "Start!" They grabbed a hamburger from pile in front of them and devoured. Both finished eating one in no time. "Uh, Good taste!" Ian got ecstatic. The boys watching drank a lot spit. Danny and Will were sucking with their fingers in their mouths. Newton and Lee were immersed in GO at the table next table. Glen was taking a nap.
The hamburgers in front of them decreased in short time. "15 minutes have passed" Joe looked at the watch and said. "Now, Ian 15, Crane 13" "Crane! Come On!" Ganymede cheered. From this point on, the pace of the two has slowed down. Crane felt like he was eating only hamburgers all his life. Crane's belly was full of hamburgers. It took a lot of will to move the mouth and swallow it. Ian was still eating at a considerable pace.
"20 minutes have passed" Joe said. "Ian 20, Crane 16." "Crane! You're losing! Can you lose Ganymede?" Yoshida was worried and shouted. "UUUUUUUUU" Crane was squeezing a hamburger and groaning. He couldn't swallow another slice anymore. Ian looked at Crane. "Ehehehe, it's over" "Damn, shit!" Crane began to move its mouth violently again. He drank water, and swallowed it all together. A big bulge pointed toward the stomach in the throat of Crane as if the snake swallowed a big frog. "Goku!" There was a popping sound in his stomach. In reaction, a large amount of gastric juice climbed up. "Oh!" Crane, which was about to vomit, desperately held his mouth.
"25 minutes passed, 5 minutes left --- Ian 24, Crane 19." "Crane!" Ganymede shouted worriedly. Crane fell with his head on the table with his mouth full of hamburgers, and it seemed that he was no longer conscious. When Yoshida opened the lid of Crane, he had already white eyes. "Too bad." Yoshida drew water into a bucket, went to the next table, and sprinkled water from Glen's head, which was sleeping soundly. "Wow ah!" Glen jumped up. "Glen, it's your job."
Yoshida and Glen laid the almost unconscious Crane on his backs on the table. Glen put his ear on Crane's chest. "still alive" "Let's do it" Glen forced open the mouth of Crane and screwed a hamburger into it. "Agu! Wow Oh!" Crane was saying something, but it was ignored. Glen closed Crane's mouth and forced his jaw up and down to chew. Then he opened it again, added a small amount of water, salt and pepper, and closed it again. Then he tapped Crane's head and sent it to his stomach. "Hey, Is it okay to use such a cheat?" Ian said. "Joe didn't say it was bad to help him." Glen said, screwing the next hamburger into the mouth of Crane.
"1 minute left, Ian 26, Crane 24" "Two more, we can win if Crane eats four." Yoshida told Glen. "Roger" Glen said so and screwed all four hamburgers together into the mouth of Crane. "Guue Auuuu!" Crane fluttered its limbs and protested something, but it was completely ignored. Glen repeatedly pressed Crane's mouth from above with both hands to close Crane's swollen mouth. He grabbed Crane's chin with both hands, and moved it up and down violently. The boys covered their faces. Glen grabbed the body of Crane, and shook him violently from side to side. Finally, he hit Crane from his hips to the table many times. "Degas! Degas! Degas!" And when he hit it hard, he heard the sound of hamburgers rushing into the stomach of Crane due to the law of inertia. "It's time" Joe said. Crane fluttered on the table.
Joe saw Crane on his table with a frog-like stomach and lying on his back. "First of all, the question is whether he is alive or not." With that said, he put his ear on the chest of Crane. "He's alive. Then, open his mouth." Joe looked inside Crane's mouth. "Yes, it's OK. I'll announce the results. Ian 27, Crane 28. So Crane wins." "Hooray!" Yoshida and Glen hugged each other. Ian leaned on the bench and was rubbing his bloated stomach. "Hehehe, as I planned" "Hmm? Did you say something now?" Yoshida asked Ian. "You've taken it wonderfully, in my trap." "You refuse to admit your defeat?" "Hehehe, We mixed hamburgers I brought with hamburgers brought by Crane, so you thought it was safe, but you didn't seem to be careful." "--- Did you mix the poison?" "Well, poison is true. It's actually a virus. It's colored with an invisible pigment on the hamburger packaging that contains the virus, but I can identify it with my sunglasses." Yoshida drank spit. "What virus is it?" "You know now. Rest assured that he won't die. Now Ganymede is mine."
Yoshida family returned home with frog-like-belly Crane. Joe inspected Crane with a home medical kit and found no problems. "I don't see any abnormalities anywhere, but he'd better go to the doctor tomorrow." "Understood" Crane borrowed the shoulders of Ganymede and went back to their room.
The next morning, Crane came to the dining room with a pale face. "Problem" Crane said. "what up?" Yoshida asked. "I can't stand." "It looks like you're standing properly." "It's not my feet, it's that." "Ah, that" Yoshida looked in the crotch of Crane. "If you get tired, everyone will." "I'm not tired anymore." "Why don't you kiss Virgil?" "I've already tried it." "------" "I seem to have become sexually incapacitated, that is, impotence."