UNCLE MIKE'S CLUB by bawdypen
"Gentlemen," Keller spoke to the assembled naked men, "I tell you the boy is ready. He is eager to join, and quite willing to put on a demonstration for you. He may be young, but even at 16 my nephew is well-versed in our activities. And I daresay he may put some of you to shame with his enthusiasm! You allowed Jeff in, and he's only 19."
"Quite true. But that's mainly because of my Jeffrey's extreme olfactory ambience!"
"Oh, quit being so snooty. What you mean is you allowed him in because his shit stinks so bad. You turd-eaters never had it so good! But you have to admit, he's still a bit reluctant when it comes to active duty. Now watch this! Timothy, let's give the guys a show."
The boy nodded, and stepped forward. He was eager to join this special club of men and betrayed that fact by the hefty boner he sported. "Jeff, come over here," Keller requested. "Bend that pretty ass over and take one of your nice, stinky shits in Tim's face!"
"S-sure, Kell! But...is it OK? Everybody always fights over my turds all the time, I forget whose turn it is!"
"Doesn't matter, kid. You shit enough for three men. Right now, meet my nephew, Tim. He wants to join, so shit him a big one so the men can see how eager he is to eat it."
"Hi, Tim!" the young man gushed. "Wanna eat my turd?"
"Yeah!" Tim agreed. "I sure do! I've heard they really stink! I like stinky turds the best. Ain't much sense eating shit that doesn't smell like shit, right? That's why I like men instead of boys."
"That's it, Tim," Keller encouraged. "You'll certainly get your share of nasty ones from this group!"
"Mmmm. I hope so! You've eaten everybody's shit here, haven't you Uncle Mike?"
"Unh hunh, many...many times over! Now get down there while I spread these luscious cheeks apart. Yeah! Run that tongue up and down his smelly crack. Gotta get used to dirty shitholes, Tim. That's the way we keep them!"
"That's alright, Uncle Mike. That's the way I like 'em!"
"You fellas able to see alright? OK, Jeff, your butthole's wet enough...now shoot out your turd!" Jeff grunted.
"WOAH! Not so fast!" Keller cried, seeing the turd quickly stuff his nephew's mouth.
"Relax, Keller," one of the men cautioned. "Your Tim's more of a game boy than you give him credit for. Look at him suck on that turd! Hot fuckin' turdboy, that one!"
"Yeah. TURDBOY. That's a good name for him. You like that, Tim?"
Sucking avidly on the fat, protruding column, he came up for air. "Sure Uncle Mike. I am a turdboy!"
Keller smiled and reached down. "Here, lad, let me break that fucker off to give you a nice frazzled end. Anybody can suck the outside of a hot turd. Drive your tongue directly into the center of the mash and lick into it. Slowly swirl your tongue around and taste the inside of his turd. NOW SUCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT! Suck out the guts of his turd and get all that goodness!"
The men could actually see Timothy's tongue digging into the center of the soft turd and scooping the shit out. He was swallowing it. When any of the harder shell fell off, a man was there to catch it and put it into his mouth. It was kind of an unwritten rule that unless a man wanted to eat shit off the floor...no turd being extruded ever got that far before someone reached for it.
"Commendable!" they agreed.
"But what about eating shit from a cock straight from an ass?" someone stupidly asked.
"That's certainly not a problem, is it, Tim? Start fucking, gentlemen. Tim will suck any cock you wish to pull out and put in his mouth--no matter how much shit may be on it! Right, Tim?"
"Of course! That's why I'm here. Except for Uncle Mike, I never get to eat any shit. With you guys, I can eat as much as I want...and that's a lot, believe me!"
The group broke into duos and trios, fucking cocks into assholes and pulling them out while Tim went around sucking them clean. Most were merely moist with sticky assjuices-- another of Tim's favorite loves--but some were absolutely caked with hot shit!
Assjuice was an aphrodisiac to Tim. Something to spur him on to the main course. And a fat cock pulled out of an asshole with steamy shit on it was his personal favorite way of eating it. He loved to suck on assholes--especially dirty, shitty assholes--and didn't mind at all having a turd shoot into his mouth, but when it came to eating shit he preferred to suck it from a guy's hot, throbbing prick and shaft! That way, he often got a heavy dose of sperm squirting into his mouth!
The impromptu audition ended with cheers of support when Keller squatted over his nephew's face and shitted into his mouth. They gazed lustily and oohed and aahed as the long, soft turd squeezed from his anus and Tim hungrily devoured the entire thing! He was eating faster than the turd was coming out, and soon his mouth was flush with his uncle's gaping asshole--a position he'd been in many wonderful times!
Now, unless you get the wrong idea, Mike Keller didn't seduce his young nephew into these foul practices. He just took advantage of a unique situation.
Timothy was staying with Mike for the weekend. He liked his uncle because he was afforded much more freedom than he was at home. Tim knew he was a cocksucker, but he never got much chance to engage in it. His Uncle Mike lived in Laguna Beach... a resort town with many gay bars and a free atmosphere. There, he was able take off without question and sometimes get into the bars. Then he'd always manage to pick up a guy with his youth and good looks, and spend a while sucking and fucking. Uncle Mike never questioned him about his late hours. He knew boys needed room.
But on one of these free-wheeling evenings, Tim got stinking drunk quite early and walked home. He was ready to crash, but decided to go in and take a shit first. He was so drunk and giddy, he started to feel silly. Instead of sitting on the pot and taking a simple dump, he raised up from the seat and decided to let his turd drop into the water from a standing position.
Unfortunately, he staggered just as the turd fell from his asshole. Instead of going into the toilet, it fell off to the side. Turning, Tim stared down at the turd on the floor and began to laugh. Carefully, he maneuvered his body onto the floor--his pants still down--and picked it up. He drunkenly stared at it, then put it to his nose and smelled it. He smelled it a couple more times, then noticed that his prick was getting hard. Making an instant correlation, he giggled and smelled it all the more. The more he smelled it...the closer he got it to his face... the harder his prick got.
"Fuck, man, that's what you want...go for it!" As if talking to someone else, he started to laugh louder and run his tongue over the smelly turd he held in his hand!
His Uncle Mike, hearing the giggling and surprised that Tim was home so early, slowly eased the door open and saw his intoxicated nephew sitting by the toilet with his pants down and sporting a big boner as he licked all over a smelly turd! Mike had only his boxer shorts on, and his own prick instantly rose into a stiff hardness that sprung from his flap when Tim suddenly looked up at him.
"U-Unca Mike, you got a boner!" he laughed, breaking his shitcovered lips into a big grin.
Quickly, Mike got down next to him and hugged him.
"Yeah, and you got shit on your mouth! Say, fella, that turd taste good?"
"Uh, oh, gee," he dumbly stared at the turd in his hand. Even in his state he was aware that he'd been caught doing something extremely nasty. So, what the hell! "Tastes great, Uncle Mike! I'm so fuckin' drunk I've been sitting here lickin' my own turd! Real scumbag, ain't I?"
"I wouldn't say that, Tim. Gimme a taste. Maybe you got something good going there. Sure has your prick in an uproar!"
Mike held Tim's hand and lifted the turd to his lips. He ran his tongue over it and showed the boy that he loved licking his shit.
"Mmmm, sweet, Tim! You got hot shit and it tastes good, too! Would you be upset if I ate it?"
"Hunh? You wanna eat my turd, Uncle Mike?"
"Unless you want to," he smiled, as he hugged the boy.
"Uh. Holy fuck...you mean it."
"Yes, I do. You obviously like the taste of your own shit, Tim. And I definitely like the taste of your shit. I wanna eat some of it. You want to?"
"I...I was gonna do it...when you came in," he blushed.
"Well, then. If you can eat a turd, you can suck an asshole, right?"
"Yeah, I guess so."
"OK. Let me break this in half. Let's get really nasty. Here, you take this half and kneel over the seat. Stick your head down in the toilet and eat this shit while I suck your dirty asshole! Then I'll stick my face in there and eat this half while you suck my asshole!"
"Suck your asshole, Uncle Mike? Oh, cripes! Yeah. Hell, yeah! I been spending all my time in bars and drinking, trying to find a dirty man to have fun with...and all the time you've been here!" He quickly leaned over the toilet and lowered his shit-filled hands into it before following it with his face. "I'm...I'm gonna eat this shit. Eat my ass out, Uncle Mike! SUCK ON MY SHITTY HOLE!"
They both did as promised. Tim, for the first time, eagerly gobbled up his half of his own turd while he felt his uncle's tongue licking and driving up into his filthy anus and cleaning it out!
Mike had eaten a lot of shit, but none as tasty young Tim's! As often as he could, he'd get a young guy to bend over and feed him a turd. Mostly, though, he had to do with older men who understood this unique, wanton behavior. He sucked Tim's asshole with a wildness he seldom had the opportunity to be so free with.
Tim loved the tongue exploring his rectum, but he'd eaten all the shit and now he was eager to do some exploring of his own. He raised up and turned.
"Your turn, Uncle Mike. Come on, let me get those shorts down! Put your head in there. You gonna eat it? I don't care. I just wanna suck your butthole!" He slipped the shorts down and immediately used his hands to spread the cheeks apart. He put his nose in there and began to sniff at his uncle's anus.
"DAMN, IT AIN'T FAIR!" he cried.
"Whatsa matter, Tim?"
"Don't mind me. Go ahead and eat your turd. I was just thinking that you got...I mean, you had to lick my shitty asshole, and yours is all clean! I'll lick it, of course, but it really ain't fair."
"I'm gonna stick my head in here and eat your turd, Tim. What would be fair?"
"Well..." Tim thought about it, sensuously fondling his uncle's round fleshy bottom. He was feeling lewd beyond his wildest dreams. So he said what he felt. "Shit, Uncle Mike! Stick your head in the toilet and eat my turd while you shit! I wanna see it come out. I wanna lick it. Shitfire! I wanna taste yours, too!"
Mike turned around and faced his nephew. "You wanna lick my turd?" he asked directly.
"Y-yes. I...I wanna lick your hot turd! I wanna see it come outta your asshole and LICK ON IT! But I wanna suck on your hole first."
"Let go in on the bed, Tim. I'm gonna shit in your mouth, but I want to see it! I'm going to set up a mirror so I can see my big turd go into your mouth! I want to see your pretty mouth full of shit. I want to turn around and look into your eyes and help you eat my turd."
"Yes, yes, let's do it! I wanna eat your turd, Uncle Mike!"
Timmy ate his uncle's turd. Mike ate some of it, but mostly he just held it in his mouth as he watched the young boy gobble on it! It was a big turd, and it would have taken Tim too long to eat the whole thing, so Mike wrenched it from his mouth, then dropped down and sucked on the boy's shitty-tasting lips! They traded a passionate, excitingly smelly kiss for a long time. Then Mike rose and presented his hard cock to Tim's mouth. The boy gasped, noticing up close just how big it was, then happily opened his mouth and sucked as much of it as he could.
"AH, BLOW ME YOU LITTLE SHITLICKER!" Mike was already nearly over the edge. "HOT-ASSED FUCKIN' TURDBOY! GIMME YOUR COCK, I WANNA SUCK IT! LET'S TRADE COCKJUICE. WE'VE TASTED EACH OTHER'S ASSJUICE, NOW LET'S GET A WARM, SLIMY MILKSHAKE TO WASH DOWN THE LUSCIOUS SHIT!"
Tim readily agreed, finding an instant penchant for sucking cock and a wild desire to drink the creamy fluids that shot from a prick--especially his Uncle Mike's prick! They practically devoured each other as they clenched tightly on their sides, milking pricks and fondling balls and rubbing assholes. Tim even took time to shove his finger deeply into his uncle's rectum. He pulled it out and sucked on it. He decided then and there, that he'd never get tired of the taste of his Uncle Mike's shit. He wanted to taste other guys, but he knew he'd always come back for this!
They blew hot, blasting loads into each other's mouths. Even though Tim was a novice at cocksucking, he'd sucked his uncle's turd and he wasn't gonna let this defeat him. In an instant, he learned how to suck and gulp...suck and gulp. He drained his uncle's prick like a pro!
"Damn, boy, I didn't know you were into this!"
"I...I wasn't! I missed the pot and dropped my turd on the floor. When I picked it up, I started to smell it. I got a boner caused it smelled so good, so I started to lick it. That's when you came in."
"Just a drunken little hussy, hunh? You gonna feel like this when you wake up in the morning?"
"I dunno. Come in and sit on my face and take a shit. Let's see!"
"OK, but what if you cry bloody murder?"
"Uncle Mike, you just shove that turd in my mouth. Drunk or not, I like to eat shit--there ain't no going back on that! If I don't think straight, at first, as soon as I taste your luscious shit everything will come back to me."
Mike cuddled the boy closer. "You really like it, hunh? You like the stinky smell of my shit? You like putting my turds in your mouth?"
"Uncle Mike," the boy gazed up lovingly at his uncle, "Couple days ago I'da never thought I'd ever look in a guy's eyes and tell him I like eatin' his...his shit...tell him I love eatin' his shit...but, Uncle Mike, any time you got a buttful of hot, smelly crap you gotta get rid of, you just call me over and I'll put my face down there and let you do it in my mouth!"
"Same goes for me, Tim. Anything that comes out of your asshole is fair game for my mouth. Kid, I'll suck the fuckin' soup out of your ass! Long as you're staying with me, don't you ever go wipin' your butthole. I wanna lick the sweat, the grime, and all the shit off of it, OK?"
"You got a deal, Uncle Mike. And that goes for your big balls, too! I want you to get 'em all grungy and smelly so I can lick 'em clean every night!"
"Let's see if I can get you to stay with me all the time. I'm in this club, Tim. It's a club for shit-eaters. Most of us are older guys, and we eat each other's turds all the time. There's one boy that's only 19...perhaps you'd like him. Smelliest poop in all creation! Think you could handle that?"
"I don't know. The stinkier my farts are, the more I like 'em."
"Thatta boy! You like mine, but are you interested in doing it with other guys my age?"
"I guess so. Right now I could eat shit from Grandpa's asshole!"
"How 'bout your Dad?!"
"OH, YECK! Hmmm, maybe that wouldn't be so bad! But not Mom!"
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