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In 2012, before I met Omar, I spent the summer in Orlando, Florida, prior to starting my masters in London that September. I met up with a lot of guys from ManHunt for sex. One of them really stood out: his name was Tyler.
Tyler picked me up from where I was staying and drove me to a nearby bar. He was gorgeous. A bit older than me, about 27. He had tanned skin, almond shaped eyes that were almost Asian looking, and short spiky black hair. He had a strong square jaw and a stubbly beard. His body was stocky: he had big muscular arms, big pecs, and a beer belly. He looked like he would've been ripped when he was younger but had let himself go a bit (which I preferred). It was summer and it was a hot day so he was sweaty (with sweat patches under his arms) and stunk of BO. Tyler apologised that the A.C. didn't work in his car, but I didn't mind. He had huge thighs and was wearing some fairly small, tight grey shorts. His bulge looked impressive, although I couldn't see it that well from where I was sitting.
We arrived at the bar and got out the car. It was then that I noticed how fat Tyler's ass was. His shorts had a sweat patch down his crack. I resolved then and there that at some point that night I had to get my face in-between those fat raunchy cheeks.
We had a few drinks in the bar and got fairly tipsy. It was obvious there was a mutual attraction between us. Tyler suggested we go back to his car, and I hastily agreed.
He drove us to a more secluded place and we both got in the back of his car. We started kissing and took off our shirts. I sucked on his nipples and then crouched down beneath him and pulled down his shorts. Tyler's hard dick was huge, at least 9 inches. His balls were big, saggy and sweaty, and had an incredible stink that filled the whole car. He didn't trim his pubic hair, but wasn't that hairy (he did have a treasure trail and a bit of hair on his chest though). I proceeded to suck his huge uncut cock. His head didn't have any dickcheese, but did have an unwashed smell, which I savoured. I gave him a great blowjob, and he came pretty fast in my mouth. It was a huge, sweet load, which he must've been saving up for several days.
As he calmed down and softened, he mentioned that he needed to get out to piss. "You don't have to get out" I enthused, "I'll drink it all down". Tyler was surprised but didn't resist my offer. I placed his semi-hard dick in my mouth and waited. His stream started out slowly, but quickly grew in strength. The piss was steaming hot, incredibly strong, and there was a lot of it. When the stream finally slowed to a stop, he surprised me by letting rip a massive, loud, rumbling fart. The nasty smell quickly filled the air in the hot, humid car. I breathed it deep into my lungs, not sure if I'd ever get this opportunity again.
"Sorry man, I guess pissing relaxed my asshole...do you want me to open a window?"
"No, it's okay...you've got me in the mood for your asshole now...can I rim you?"
"I dunno, I think I'm pretty dirty back there..."
"I don't mind" I said, a little too enthusiastically. Tyler gave me a skeptical but horny look, and lifted his legs up. He was right, he was dirty. His crack was slightly hairy and smelled of fresh shit. The light was poor, but I could just about see the smears of brown shit in the folds of his asshole.
As I moved my face closer, he farted again, straight into my face. "Rim me baby!" he ordered, clearly getting into the raunch of the scene. His hole tasted great. I was tasting his shit, and it was sweet and wonderful. "I'm gonna fart again" Tyler announced, and held my head to his ass "taste my fart man". I opened my mouth, forming an airtight seal on his hole. The fart boomed into my mouth, and it was incredible. My head was spinning. It was the most nasty thing I'd ever experienced, but also the most erotic.
After the rimjob, we kissed, and I shared the nasty tastes on my tongue with him. He was really into it - our tongues were everywhere. There was no elegance or discipline to what we were doing. It was pure lust. And in a hot car that smelled like farts and BO. Tyler then let rip yet another loud smelly fart. "Hey John...I need to take a fuckin dump...let's head back to my place". This hookup was about to get a lot more interesting...
Tyler drove me back to his apartment, and farted a few more times on the way. When we got there, I was surprised at what a mess his place was, with empty beer cans, ashtrays and food packaging strewn around. He took me to the bathroom and told me to undress and lay in the tub. He got naked too and squatted over my chest. Tyler's hole looked beautiful, and it was so sexy how I could see his saggy nuts hanging between his legs too. He cut a loud, long fart and then his hole opened wide. A long thick sausage of shit landed on my chest. It looked, and smelled, great. He then moved his ass back until it was over my face. "I know you want it John...eat my fucking shit". As the night had progressed, Tyler had become more domineering, so I shouldn't have been surprised at this development. But it was a big step, as I'd never eaten a full load of shit before. I was ready though. The next log came and I made sure it went in my mouth - all of it in my mouth. I chewed it up and was surprised how great it tasted. Tyler then shocked me. He turned around and lay over me, squashing the shit on my chest between our bodies, and shit-kissed me. This was the nastiest thing I'd ever done, and I spontaneously came half-way through our messy kiss.
After I came, we showered and got cleaned up and then smoked some weed. The weed made us horny again so we jerked off together. He came before me, so while I was still jerking it, Tyler pulled down his pants, squatted over my face and cut a really big fart.
Tyler and I met a few more times before I went back to London in September. The next time we met got even nastier...