My friend Ian is coming for a sleep over. He's a very good friend, but we never did anything together. We joked about jacking sometimes, and teased each other, but never really admitted anything or did anything. I think about showing him my story about 12 miles of boners. I mean, he's 13 to. Maybe he will like it. But maybe he will think its gay. So I will have to see if he might be cool about it.
So we are in my room, playing Mario Brothers on Playstation (1 not 2. I wish!).
"What are your views on jacking off?"
He pauses the game, laughing. "My views?" He makes me laugh. "My views?" Well what are they? "My views on jacking off are...what are your views?" he asks me.
"I asked you first, but I will tell you I like it." There. I didn't admit to much. But I got the conversation going.
He stands up like he's giving a speech. "My views on jacking off, by Ian Jameson. I think jacking off is a good thing. The end." He sits down. I clap. We both laugh.
"Why did you ask such a stupid question?"
"Well I just wanted to make sure you were cool with it."
"Cool with it? Everybody's cool with it. I mean every kid." Yeah.
"Well, I got cot the other day and I wrote a story about it and was trying to decide if I should show it to you, or if you would think it was gay or what."
He is rolling. "Who cot you?"
"My mom." He is going to have a heart attack, he is laughing so hard. Makes me laugh to.
"Jesus. What happened?"
"Well I wrote a story if you want to read it?"
"Ok."
"You won't think its gay?"
"Jacking off's not gay," he says.
"Yeah, I just wanted to make sure."
"Ok,ok, give me the stupid story." I go to my desk and hand it to him. I watch him read it. He smiles at the funny parts. I sneak a peek. Looks like he has a boner. I sure do.
He laughs, handing me the paper. "That's a funny story. True?"
"Yeah, all of it."
"And your dad didn't bust you?"
"No."
"Your lucky."
Ok now is the time. "Yeah lucky, and horney." I grab my boner. He laughs. Grabs his.
"Me too," he admits. Yea!!!!!! "12 miles."
"Yeah. How big is yours."
"More than 4.75."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Prove it."
"Ok, you first."
"Same time." He nods. We undo our pants.
"1...2...3." We both pull them down. Shit his is bigger than mine. We stand, looking at each other.
"Jack?" I ask quietly."
"Ok." We walk over and sit on my bed. I pull mine down to my knees, wait for him to do the same.
"Race?" he asks. Cool.
"Yeah." I say jacking as fast as I can. He does to. The race is on.
"How many other boys doing this now?" He gasps out.
"40,000," I respond. This is so cool.
I come. He comes. "40,000." He says. Wow.
"Yeah." I pull out Kleenex from under my bed. We clean up put our dicks away and go back to our game.
40,000. Wow. I wonder how many of them just jacked off with their friends?"