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Copyright 2005 by the author. Do not reproduce or distribute this story without the author's permission.
Names, characters, locations and incidents are fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or locales, situations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
The TV Show Pilot
All I knew when I got to the studio is that it was some sort of contest, I could win $1500, and it was going to be taped as a pilot for a porn cable network.
The studio was filled with hunky technicians, setting up cameras, lights, and audio equipment, and a few female assistants busying themselves. I was directed over to a guy in a suit and introduced myself.
"OK, you're the contestant then. We're going to call you Ulysses on the show. OK? The scout said you had a halfway decent body. Let's take a look." I stripped down and Mr. Suit looked me over, front and back. "OK, not bad, now gimme a boner." I looked around at all the people in the room, gulped, and then grabbed my dick and began working it up to its full size. "OK, that's good, you can relax now. You can go through that door, put your clothes in a locker, take a shower and then report to wardrobe."
I felt a little self-conscious parading around the place au naturel but noone seemed to think it was out of the ordinary. In fact, the women seemed to be ignoring me. I did get a couple of ogles from some of the technicians, which made me feel good.
All washed and dried, naked and squeaky clean I went in search of the wardrobe department and found Maxine. She fitted me with a nice tight red string bikini, a plaid flannel shirt missing both sleeves and buttons, some torn denims, and work boots. She explained I was supposed to look like a lumberjack. Yeah right, I thought, a lumberjack named Ulysses.
When she decided I looked the part, she led me over to Lisa, the show's host. "Hi, Ulysses. You know what to do, right?"
"Well, no, actually. I haven't a fuckin idea what I'm supposed to do."
"You mean no one explained the game to you? Shit!" She took me over to the set. "Look, see that fellow there in the button down shirt and khakis?" I nodded. He was one handsome son-of-a-bitch, about 6'1", 180, black hair, cleanshaven. His clothes couldn't disguise his gorgeous pecs, and wondrous arms. The khakis which Maxine must have chosen for him were tight enough to show an ample package. "OK, he's Phillip. He's the mystery man for this episode. All you know about him is that he loves threeways. What you don't know is whether he's gay, straight, or bi. If you can figure that out by the end of the show, you win yourself $1500. OK?"
"Hmm, OK. What am I allowed to do to find out?"
"Well, you can't ask him any questions. You got to judge solely by his reactions to your tests."
"Tests?"
"Yes, there will be three rounds. Over there on that bed are your assistants, Jack, Jill and Tammy." I looked and saw a good looking young threesome, he in bright red silk pajama bottoms and the girls in matching silk teddies. They were just sitting on the bed having a drink while the makeup man was finishing their faces. "Jack, Jill and Tammy will be regulars on the show. The audience knows these three love sex, especially group sex, in all combinations, genderwise. You will be using them to test Phillip's reactions."
"Using them how."
"You can set up groupings for Phillip to watch, or for him to participate in. You can participate too if you want. It's up to you. Do whatever you can to win the money." Lisa explained the different rules for the three rounds. "Now, you're going to have to get your makeup on. Good luck."
I sat down on a stool to get my face and glanced over at the rest of the cast: Lisa, an attractive smile, but she was the host, all business. She wasn't going to give me any help at all. She was just going to stand around and watch the proceedings in her pink blouse and gray miniskirt and offer commentary. Phillip, the mystery man, at this moment was reading a newspaper, relaxed. I couldn't detect any reactions as different technicians and assistants, male and female, came around him. Then the threesome in their pjs. Now that they were done with makeup I could see them starting to play around, petting and fondling each other. I could see they were ready and willing to do whatever I might ask them.
The key grip gave a two minute warning, and I was placed on the contestant's stool next to Lisa. We waited for the countdown.
"Good evening, and welcome to another episode of Menage a Trois." Another episode, I thought, shit, this is a pilot, the only episode. "Tonight we will watch Ulysses here as he goes for the big prize. Ulysses, you're a good looking, strong young man. What do you do for a living?"
"Uhm, I'm a lumberjack, Lisa."
"Oooh, that's hot. You ever been in a threeway, Ulysses?"
"Oh yeah, lots of times," I answered honestly. Suddenly, I heard some canned audience laughter.
"Well, as you know, Ulysses, that's what this contest is all about. Let's meet your assistants. Here's Jack." Jack bounded center stage as an invisible audience applauded. "And Jill." Jill skipped in and gave Jack a big kiss on his cheek while petting his nipple. "And Tammy." Tammy slunk in behind Jack and sensuously ran her hand down to his crotch, while he closed his eyes and sighed softly. After the applause was turned down, the three of them came over to me and began pawing at my shirt and pants. More laughter. "Now, now, kids, there'll be plenty of time for that later," Jill admonished them kiddingly. The three left us and headed for the bed.
"Now let's meet tonight's mystery guest." A curtain opened and Phillip stood in all his handsomeness. "Phillip is 32, and from Los Angeles. He's a loan counselor at a major bank, and loves scuba diving, jazz music, and racquetball." I didn't know how much of this was made up. After all, I sure as shit was no lumberjack. Phillip came over and sat in a comfortable recliner facing the bed. "Phillip was asked by our producers his sexual orientation and his answer is sealed in this envelope. OK, it's up to you now, Ulysses, to decide is Phillip gay, straight or bi. In round one, Phillip will remain seated. You and your assistants cannot touch him. OK, let's begin it's Menage a Trois!" She said with a flourish.
Well, I thought, what the hell, here goes nothing. "Tammy, come over and do a nice strip for Phillip here." Some sultry music was turned on and Tammy paraded over, looked at the mystery man and pursed her lips. Then slowly, she slipped her teddy down and fondled her breasts in front of him. Phillip sat there and grinned, but I didn't detect any arousal.
"Thank you, Tammy," I said to the naked brunette, "go back to the bed now and play with Jill while Jack, you, come over here and let Phillip get a look at you." I was starting to enjoy this role as puppeteer. Jack came and while heavy metal was blaring, he assumed some erotic muscle poses. I watched Phillip's eyes. I wanted to see if his concentration on Jack was broken by what was happening on the bed with the two girls. I was pleased to see that Phillip seemed totally fixated on Jack's pulsating abs. "Let Phillip see your ass, Jack." Jack turned his back to Phillip, slipped his thumbs into his waistband and slowly revealed his two tight buns. I stared at Phillip and thought for just a moment I saw him cricking his neck like he wanted to see Jack's package.
"Jack, I can't help myself. I don't know about Phil boy here, but you're turning me on." It was true, I was getting hard looking at this muscular hunk, but I had ulterior motives for what I did next. I went over to Jack and knelt down in front of him. I turned him slightly so that I could watch Phillip and I pulled his pjs down and told him to step out of them. Then I began licking Jack's tool. Lisa got all excited and made some blathering commentary about my bj skills. But I was concentrating on Phillip's reaction to my move. I could swear I saw his mouth water, and wondered how long he'd be able to keep himself glued to that chair.
Jack's dick sprang up to a respectable 8 inches and I began tonguing the head. With both hands I massaged his glutes in front of poor Phillip. Jack was moaning. I had no idea what the girls were doing at this point, but I heard a lot of giggling and oohing and aahing, and I know at least one camera was trained on them. But I was quite sure Phillip wasn't watching them either. A gong suddenly rang and Lisa announced that it was the end of round one. "We'll be right back after this word from our sponsor. It's Menage a Trois!"
Of course, there was no word from any sponsor. This was a pilot they were shooting. But it was time for everyone to take a break and cool down a little. Jack was handed a cumrag to wipe his precum and my saliva off his tool. Before I stood up, he patted my head and said, "Well done." He then slipped his pj bottoms back on. Lisa said I was doing just fine. The makeup people came in and touched everyone up.
"And we're back. In round one, Ulysses here came up with some great tests for our mystery man Phillip. Ulysses, what do you think so far? Do you think you know Phillip's orientation yet?"
"Well, Lisa, I'm getting a pretty good idea. But I'm not ready to make a final decision yet."
"Well, OK, Ulysses. We've taken away the recliner. In round two, Phillip will be standing. Also, Ulysses, you must dismiss one of your assistants. You and your other two assistants can touch Phillip, and encourage him. You can have him watch some one-on-one sex, but the Menage a Trois must wait for the final round. OK, Ulysses, who do you wish to go."
"Tammy." I said. Tammy put on a pouty face.
"And why did you choose to keep Jack and Jill, Ulysses?"
"Well, I kept Jack because I'm pretty sure Phillip is either gay or bi and therefore would not want a threeway with two girls. And besides, I wanted to get another taste of Jack's pecker." I grinned and there was more canned laughter. "And I decided to keep Jill for now, because I've already observed Phillip's reaction to Tammy."
"Well, I see how you're thinking, Ulysses. OK, let's begin round two. It's Menage a Trois."
"Jack and Jill, Phillip looks a little overdressed, don't you think?" They both nodded. "Let's help him out of his clothes." My two assistants came over and Jack stood behind Phillip, reached his arms around, and began unbuttoning his shirt. Jill knelt down and began unbuckling his belt and waistband. I noticed that Phillip looked up and over his shoulder toward Jack, but did not acknowledge Jill working on his crotch. "Hold it, Jill. I'd rather let Jack undress Phillip and you undress me." I really didn't give a shit about Jill, but I wanted to see Phillip's reaction with Jack alone. Jill stood up and slipped my shirt off me. Then went to work on my pants. By now, Jack had removed Phillip's button down revealing a tight gray wifebeater. Jack knelt down and continued where Jill had left off on the pants. Phillip slipped out of his loafers without coaxing. I asked Jill to loosen my boot laces so I could get them off. Jack and Jill then simultaneously removed Phillip's and my pants. Wardrobe had given Phillip a pair of tight white briefs. Jack pulled off Phillip's undershirt and began fondling his breasts. I reached over and felt his package through his briefs while Jill cupped my growing cock in her hands.
"OK, Phil, let's you and I go over and stand by the bed and see how these two lovebirds perform." We went to the bed. Phillip stood on one side and I on the other. Jill laid down on her back and spread her legs. I grabbed one ankle and Phillip the other. Then Jack got into position. He knelt at her rear end and deliberately opened a condom package. The camera zoomed in as he unrolled the rubber over his nice big cock. Apparently, this program emphasized safe sex. Jack got on top of Jill and went to town. I kept my eyes on Phillip, and now that he was bare chested, that was not a difficult thing to do. Phillip seemed to keep his own eyes on Jack's rear end bobbing up and down.
"Hold on, Jack, I got to get me a piece of this." I made Jack pull out and Jill get off the bed. She stood beside Phillip and ran her hand through his hair while I, slipped out of my bikini and got on the bed doggy position. Jack took a tube of lube and got my hole greased up and then continued his pounding, on me instead of Jill. I turned to look at Phillip. I couldn't see his face, but I could see what his hands were doing with his package. I felt I knew all I had to know now. Lisa was making some inane comments about the lumberjack knowing his woods.
Jack kept pumping away at my ass while we broke for another commercial. I needed the cumrag this time. And I think maybe Phillip did too but he turned his back on me.
"We're back for round 3. Ulysses, you certainly showed some great initiative there in round 2. Do you think you have enough information to make your decision now?"
I had my bikini back on now, Phillip his briefs, Jack his pjs and Jill her teddy. They all stood in a semi circle around me. "Yes, Lisa, I'm quite confident now."
"Well, whether you are or not, it's time to make your selection for Menage a Trois. Who do you want to dismiss this time. If you are confident that Phillip is a gay man, then you'll want to keep Jack for your three-way, but if you think Phillip is bi, you'll want to get rid of Jack and keep Jill. Of course, if you're rethinking your initial decision and think Phillip might be straight after all, then you better keep Jill, and she's going to have her hands full with you two men."
"And my holes full too," Jill piped in, followed by canned laughter.
Lisa grinned and continued, "Who shall we send packing this time, Ulysses?"
"Jill." A gasp from the canned audience.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, that's my final answer." I thought, well that was stupid. This is Lisa, not Regis Philbin. Canned applause.
Jill waved to the invisible audience and strutted off.
"It's Menage a Trois!" Lisa said one more time, and the music started. As if on cue, Jack, Phillip and I all stripped naked and climbed on the bed. I grabbed hold of Phillip's ass while he zeroed in on Jack's cock. He turned and kissed me on the mouth and Jack bent down and sucked my oozing cock, but moved in such a way that Phillip never let go of his cock. Phillip took his tongue out of my mouth and went down on Jack's cock in his hand and that left me free to lay down and lick Phillip's asshole.
None of us needed any direction, but I could hear Lisa giving a play-by-play. Jack's mouth let go of my cock and he laid back against the pillows and spread his legs. Phillip deep throated him while sticking his ass up in the air. I was handed a condom by an off-camera assistant and a camera zoomed in as I rolled it on my tool. I put a big glob of spit on Phillip's hole and with the lubricated condom, it was enough. I positioned my cock and with one push, got through his sphincter. Phillip groaned. I grabbed his waist and pounded him. He was holding his own cock now.
I pulled out, hard as steel, laid on my back, stuck my head between Phillip's legs and grabbed his wet cock with my lips. Phillip let go of Jack's tool and sat up leaning back on his haunches 'til his ass was on my chest. This allowed Jack to swing his legs around and get around behind Phillip. He held Phillip around the chest tweaking his nips while he lowered himself down on my sheathed iron rod. Phillip turned to kiss Jack. I heard him whisper something to Jack, who then made some signal to a crewmember and magically had a condom in his hand. Phillip pulled his member out of my mouth and Jack rolled the condom on to it. We all stood up and quickly repositioned. Jack got in a doggy position. Phillip knelt behind him and began fucking the hole that had had my pole in it just a few minutes before. I pulled off my condom, threw it somewhere, and began fucking Jack's face. Phillip and I both leaned forward and kissed over Jack's back.
Soon, all three of us were yelling so loud that no one could hear Lisa's drivel. We could feel the tension in each other's bodies. We were one body. As if by some prearranged signal, we all suddenly pulled out of our respective holes, ripped off the remaining rubbers and jacked a few final jacks. Three cum geysers erupted practically spraying the lenses of the closeup cameras. We collapsed in a heap on the bed. And Lisa told the audience to stay tuned for the wrapup.
During the final break, the crew gave all three of our hearts a chance to stop pounding. We donned matching white robes and sat down on three stools beside Lisa. The lights came back up and Lisa asked me if I enjoyed my Menage a Trois. I smiled broadly and said of course. Jack piped in that he liked it too. "Yes, I could tell that," said Lisa. "But it all depends on Phillip here. Did he really enjoy having a romp with these two men? Did he miss having a couple tits and a pussy to play with? Did Ulysses make the right choice? May I please have the envelope." Jill and Tammy reappeared in their teddies and handed Lisa the envelope. I was positive I knew what answer was inside. Lisa dramatically opened the seal, and pulled out the paper and handed it to mystery man. "Phillip, will you please read it aloud for Ulysses and for all our audience, both here and at home?"
Phillip took the paper, looked at me, then at Lisa, then at the camera and turning it over so all could read it, he announced, "I'm Gay." Rousing canned applause. Balloons dropping from the ceiling. Tammy and Jill reappearing with a big check facsimile. We all waved to the invisible audience as the music came up and we faded out.
Back in the dressing room, Jack gave me his congratulations, patted my ass and walked out to join his two girlfriends, perhaps for his own type of threeway. But Phillip turned to me and said, "You know that was really awesome. As soon as I saw you on the set, I hoped I could fuck with you. I even wanted to find some way to tell you, but I had to keep my mouth shut until the very end or forfeit my commission. Jack wasn't so bad either; a lot more to my taste than either of those bimbos." Phillip winked at me. "Say, Ulysses, you want to go somewhere, the two of us, and get better acquainted? I know a leather bar not too far from here."
"First off, my name ain't Ulysses. And I'm no lumberjack either."
"Hehe, I'm not Phillip, I don't work in a bank, and I hate racquetball!" We both laughed out loud.
"Second, I'd love to go out with you. But I'm paying. Look at how rich you made me!"
"And third, how about we find some guy at that leather bar and have ourselves a little threeway?"