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Troy
If I were writing my version of the Trojan War, it would be a little different from Homer's version.
Instead of choosing the loveliest of three goddesses, in my version Paris will have to select the greatest fucker of three gods. Zeus, Mercury and Apollo all fuck Paris's little mortal ass. Zeus, who has been fucking mortals all over the world, fucks him doggy style. Mercury tells him to lay down and spread `em and does it missionary. Apollo has Paris sit on his lap and fucks him as he drives his chariot. Paris is so fucked up he can't decide, so the three divinities offer him bribes.
Zeus offers to make him a king, with a hundred young boy slaves thrown in. Paris takes the throne for a one-day test drive, gets a dozen or so of the boys to suck him off, but the chemistry just isn't there.
Mercury offers to make him wise, clever and fast. Again he tries that for a day and discovers that when he goes into an ancient gay bar, all his come-on lines are witty and successful. He ends up fucking a dozen or so patrons, having no problem getting it up and spurting a huge load each time. But poor Paris still feels something is missing. He longs for a long-term relationship. These one-night stands and orgies just don't do it for him any more.
Finally Apollo offers him the handsomest stud on earth. He shows him a digital photo. Needless to say, we all know which bribe Paris accepts!
Zeus and Mercury are of course insulted when Paris offers the apple prize to Apollo and they both vow vengeance. But Apollo is true to his word, and promises Paris - no not Helen, but the handsome Odysseus, ruler of Ithaca, who was one of Helen's suitors before she married Menelaus, king of Sparta! Unfortunately, to complicate matters, Odysseus is now not only a married man, but also was fucking Achilles on the side. Those horny Greeks.
Paris sails from Troy to Greece and when he arrives, like any sailor in port for the weekend, Paris goes looking for a little action. When he spots Odysseus, he recognizes him as the one in the digital photo. Paris just has to have him. He follows him into a bar and sits down beside him. Paris flashes his pretty boy eyes at Odysseus. Odysseus grabs Paris's hair and kisses him on the mouth. One thing leads to another, and soon they are back in the tee room, Paris on his knees sucking Odysseus's cock.
Odysseus decides to take Paris home and tell his long-suffering wife Penelope that he's found someone better (prettier, too). However, in the chariot on the way over, Paris's cell phone rings. It's his father Priam, demanding he sail straight home. Seems his older brother Hector has locked himself in his room and refuses to talk to anyone except his little bro Paris. Of course, Paris knows Hector doesn't want to talk. He wants to fuck Paris's asshole just like he's been doing since they were teenagers. While Hector has the body of a mighty warrior, he is actually quite insecure and nothing satisfies him like sex with his little brother. Paris gives Odysseus his address back in Troy, and makes him promise to write. Then Paris asks the charioteer to leave him down by the dock.
Paris sails back to Troy and to his brother's gigantic woody. Odysseus goes back to Penelope but finds it just isn't the same with a cunt. He still has the occasional fling with Achilles but while he lays there 69ing with Achilles, he can't stop thinking about the cute little foreigner he met in the bar. He spends his days pining for Paris, his elusive bitch boy. He sends him eMails. He meets him mornings in IM. But it doesn't satisfy him. He has to find a way to get to Troy and reclaim his Paris.
He sets sail but wonders how he is going to get inside Troy, which he has heard is as impenetrable as Penelope's ass (believe me, he's tried that often enough, but she doesn't do anal, or even oral for that matter.) Women!
While camped outside the gates of Troy, thinking of that sweet little asshole that awaits him on the other side of the wall, Odysseus hits on a brilliant plan. He builds himself a wooden horse, a big brute of a stallion, hung like a - well - hung like a horse! In the middle of the night, Odysseus puts the horse outside the main gate with a sign on it: "This is a little something for Paris to play with." Then Odysseus climbs inside and waits.
Priam and his two boys open the gate in the morning and find the gift. Hector says to his father, "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts." He is jealous that someone is sending a love token to Paris. He doesn't want anyone else getting a piece of his bro. But Paris is tired of this exclusive incestuous relationship. Paris argues, "Fuck, there's no Greek bearing gifts. This horse is here all by itself. Please, Daddy, let me keep the horse." Paris is thinking, it looks so strong and so manly and it's hung like a - well - hung like a horse! Priam was always a pushover for his son's whiney demands. So the three of them begin pushing the thing into Paris's room.
Once it is safely inside, Paris thanks his brother and father, pushes them out the door and locks it. There is something about this horse that makes him horny, and Paris anxiously starts wanking away. Peeking at him through a tiny hole, Odysseus watches Paris and feels his own cock begin to harden. He can't help himself. He begins moaning, "Ye gods, by jove." Paris recognizes that hunky voice. He tears open the horse and is thrilled to see the studliest guy in all of Greece. "C'm ere, big boy. Let's finish what we started in that bar." Paris lays down on his bed, and spreads his legs wide so his Trojan asshole can swallow the mighty Greek cock.
Ever since that day, men have known that for really, really great sex, put a Trojan on your cock!