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Trailer park boys. Part 3

It wasn't till 4pm when I finally heard from this Liam guy.

He texted "Hey Adam...This is Liam...I hear you have a leaky tap or some shit that needs fixing...I could swing by around 8pm if that works?"

I return messaged "I appreciate you helping me out and 8pm works great...Anything I need to get?"

"Not that I can think of...I have the required tools...If you wanted to grab a 12 pack I wouldn't be upset" Liam replied.

"It's the last I can do" I texted Liam.

I was super curious about Liam and trolled Boone facebook till I found who I believed was him. Dirty blond hair and thin. He appeared to be pretty short which was a bit disappointing. He definitely was not the muscled rugged dude I had visualized, but he was nice looking and had a very genuine smile. I texted Boone again.

"Thanks again Boone...Liam is gonna take care of my issue tonight" I sent.

"I bet you think about me while you suck his cock fag" He responded unsurprisingly.

Liam was punctual as I heard his rig pull up out front. I watched from the kitchen. He was even shorter than I thought. Might have been an inch taller than me and not a whole lot heftier. I met him on the porch.

"Nice to meet you Liam...Boone said you are the guy for job" I said and extended my hand.

"You too Adam...He speaks highly of you as well" He replied.

I can only imagine what he had told Liam, but who cares? I sure didn't. I held the door open and Liam entered my living room. He kicked off his dirty boots and left them by the door.

"Damn dude...This looks like my Nana'a place" Liam said laughing a bit.

"Funny...This is my Granda Ma's place...or it was...She passed away last year" I said.

"Sorry to hear that...I lost mine 2 years ago...She was the kindest person I've ever known and I miss her every day" He said.

I didn't anticipate Liam being so sweet. He had a gentleness about him that I would not have expected from anyone Boone considered a friend.

"Where the problem Adam?" Liam asked me.

"Well...The kitchen sink is for sure leaking underneath...I haven't checked the bathroom yet, but this place has been sitting for a while so it may need some attention as well...Can I get you a beer Liam?" I said and asked.

"I'd appreciate that" He replied and we both entered the kitchen.

Liam downed an entire beer with a single backward tilt of his head and crushed the can with one hand.

"Impressive" I commented.

"Thanks...I've heard that before" He said and began unloading the base cabinet and looked at the plumbing.

"Think I see the issue" Liam said as he got on his back and maneuvered himself under the sink.

"Could you grab that flashlight and basin wrench off the counter Adam?" He asked me.

I handed him the tools and watched while he tinkered. The more he jostled the more his shirt slid up his mid section. The top edge of his pubic hair became visible and I noticed a tattoo just above that. I was curious and asked.

"Is that a Chinese symbol?" I asked him.

"Close... it's actually Japanese" He replied.

"What does it mean if you don't mind me asking" I inquired.

"It mean's Kaiju...Which in english loosely translates to monster" Liam answered.

"Interesting" I said.

"Right...Would you turn the cold water on full please?" He said as he fiddled.

"Absolutely" I answered and stood to accommodate his request.

"Thank you...Think we're good here Adam...Could ya give a hand?" He asked as his arm extended toward me.

I assisted Liam to his his feet and he politely said "Thank you Adam...let's have a look under the vanity".

We walked to the restroom. I could not get his tat out of my head. It had mean what I thought it did...Right?

"So Liam...You seem nice enough...I don't get the tattoo?" I asked him.

"It's kind of embarrassing...I was 19 and drunk at the time so don't think poorly of me...But I'm pretty big in that area if you get me" He replied and got himself under the basin.

"I figured as much...I think it's cool...How's your brew?..Need another?" I stated and asked.

"I'd love one...Thanks" He replied quickly.

I stood in the kitchen for a moment to scheme. How was I gonna get this dude's pants off? I could just ask I suppose, but you never know how that might go. I certainly did not want to offend a self proclaimed monster cock.

"Adam could turn on the water please" He said.

"Sure thing" I replied and hurried back to the bath.

I opened both valves as far as they would go.

"Shut it off...Shut it off" Liam barked.

He was friggin drenched.

"Sorry Liam...I wasn't thinking clearly...I'll grab a towel" I said nervously and scampered to the linen closet.

"It's cool dude...Happens all the time...A towel would be stellar though" He hollered.

I eventually found a towel and headed back. Liam was seated on the toilet and had removed his t-shirt. He was super lean, which is a polite way to say skinny, but some how it worked for him. I imagined his small waist made his monster appear as large as possible.

"Liam...I can do a load of laundry real quick...Gimme your wet pants too" I offered truly hoping he's take me up.

"I don't have underwear on Adam...Otherwise I would" He stated.

"It's cool Bro...let me grab ya some sweats or something...Pretty sure we are the same size" I suggested and off I went.

I overheard Liam softly reply "I doubt that dude"

I tossed him a pair of gray slim fit sweats, and stood in the door way awaiting the show.

"You mind Adam" Liam said implying he'd like a bit of privacy.

"Not at all" I reluctantly replied and went back in the kitchen.

A few minutes had passed before he spoke.

"All right...Let's give it another try...But don't blast it dude" He yelled and laughed.

"I got you...Haha" I said and carefully opened the valve a bit.

"Think we're good here too" Liam said as he got to his feet and gathered his tools.

Liam for sure had something big swinging freely in his crotch area.

"I'm gonna do a load...Why don't give up the socks Liam...They also appear to have gotten wet" I offered.

"You don't mind?" He asked nicely.

"It would be my pleasure...It's the least I could do" I said and stuck my hand outward.

Liam was another big footed guy and given his stature they looked flipper-ish.

"I get it now!...I have cracked the riddle!...The tattoo is in reference to your feet Liam" I said feeling skillful.

"Funny I caught so much shit in school cause of these things" He responded and pointed to his feet then added "Until the girls figured out the correlation...Haha".

"Haha" I said as my gay brain ran wild.

"Where the water heater in this joint?" Liam asked.

"You know...I have no idea" I responded.

"Well it's it's here some where" He said as he got to his feet.

He was perpendicular to me at this point and a bulge was more than apparent.

"It's likely in one the closets...You mind if I look around?" Liam asked.

"Have at it dude" I answered.

We went from to room. I didn't occur to me earlier but a lot of Granda Ma's clothing still occupied the closets. That made me sad. No water could be found.

"It's gotta be in the crawl space...Where the floor hatch Adam?" Liam asked.

"Aha...It's in the kitchen...I used to go down there when I was kid" I quickly replied and off we went.

Liam laid on his stomach and stuck most of his upper body into the darkness that laid beneath.

"I see it...Grab my boots please" He asked.

He jumped into the hole and said "I wouldn't run the washer just yet"

I could hear him crawl across the rocky soil. Ten minutes later an incredibly dirty Liam emerged. From my perch is bare upper body was visible.

"Adam...I don't wanna impose but you think I could snag a quick shower" He asked politely.

"Of course...Be advised it's tricky to get temp to a comfortable setting" I replied.

"I'm a plumber...I think I'll manage" He replied and climbed up on the kitchen floor.

He carefully trekked to the bathroom, closed the door, and I think I heard him lock it. There goes that fantasy. I heard the water running.

"Adam...Guess I'll need your help after all...It's is tricky!" Liam said and pulled the door open.

He wrapped himself in a towel and sat on toilet.

"So Liam...Is there is Mrs. Liam?" I asked while fidgeting with the dial.

"There is...15 years of wedded bliss...Haha" He replied.

I knew sarcasm when I heard it and that was without a doubt sarcasm.

"Sorry...Don't intend to be intrusive...Was just curious" I stated.

"No worries...How bout you?...Got a girl?" Liam asked me.

Here was my opening! and I answered "Nah...I'm queer and hopelessly single Liam".

He looked at me for a moment. Was he interested or disgusted?

"I guess I assumed Boone told you...It would appear he had not...Sorry" I said.

"Dude...It's cool though to each their own...How's the temperature Adam?" Liam said.

"It's good to go" I said and just looked at him.

It was awkwardly quiet for 10 seconds and then Liam stood and said "Think I can mange from here"

Well that didn't go how I had hoped. I accepted defeat and went for the door.

"Could you pull that closed behind you" Liam asked just as I passed the casing. I turned to catch one last glimpse and reluctantly pulled the door shut.

It was obvious he did not have a similar plan to mine and that also made me sad. I sat on the sofa and sulked. I swear if he is jerking off in my shower I'm gonna be pissed...Lol.

"Adam" Liam hollered.

In an instant all the sadness was gone! I opened the door and stuck my head in.

"You rang" I replied.

He held the curtain and against his body and peeked his head around the edge "It's a bit too hot and I cannot get it right...would you please?" Liam asked of me.

I was mesmerized. The near opaque vinyl clung to his body.

"What??" I said as I looked at the big shaft stuck to the plastic.

"Sorry dude...My bad" He said and promptly put an end to the show.

I repeated myself since I genuinely had forgotten why I was even here "What??".

"The water...It's too hot" He requested again.

"Oh..Yeah...Right...Let me know when it's good Liam" I said as I reached into the shower and slightly tweaked the valve.

"Perfect...Thank you Adam" He said.

"Anything else dude?..Anything" I requested quietly.

"Think I'm good...Appreciate you dude" He replied and nearly broke my heart.

The tattoo was accurate. Liam did, in fact, have a monster living in his pants. I waited in the living room and scrolled through my phone. I heard the sower stop and shortly there after Liam appeared. A towel wrapped around his waist and he sat on the sofa across the room from my current perch.

"Thanks again dude...You got some serious water pressure in this joint" He said as his legs spread just a bit wider.

I tried to keep my eyes off him, but it wasn't easy. I was getting frustrated to say the least.

"Could you throw some clothes on Liam" I asked in a somewhat bitchy tone.

"Adam...they are drying dude...I'd be happy to wait in the other room if you're unable to control your emotions" He snarled.

"What the fuck are you even talking about??" I replied in the same bitch tone.

"Have I done something to upset you Adam?" He asked as he passed by me.

"Why would you think that?" I said and continued scrolling trying to appear unbothered.

"No reason...Just seems like the mood has changed...I'd love another beer" He requested.

"The fridge is in the kitchen" I answered him snarkly.

"Some host you are...Huh?" Liam said loudly.

Liam stood directly in front of me and said "I come over here to help you out and you repay me with attitude?...Where the fuck are your manners" Liam said sounding irritated.

"You are absolutely right...What do I owe you for your precious time Liam?" I asked.

"Not a penny Adam...I was happy I was able to help" He replied as he pulled open the fridge.

He didn't realize I was snapping pictures of him chugging a beer and It was very clear he was sporting a partially hard cock. He threw the emptied can in the sink and helped himself to another. So fucking sexy.

"I'm sorry Liam...This is tough for me as you may imagine" I said feeling some remorse.

"I get it Bro...Coming back to your Grand's house after losing her has gotta be rough" He responded.

Of course that wasn't what had me worked up, but no sense exposing myself any further.

"Yeah...I didn't anticipate this being so hard" I said and felt myself smile.

"You wanna talk about it" Liam politely asked.

Of course I didn't. There really wasn't anything to discuss. Gram died a decade ago, and while I do miss her, I got over it long ago.

"I appreciate you offering but I'm okay" I replied and added "Isn't your wife wondering where your at?" I asked Liam.

"Trying to get rid of me...Haha...I get it dude?" Liam asked.

"Get what?" I snapped quickly.

"I mean...Sometimes people just prefer being alone with their thoughts" Liam responded.

"I suppose" I asked in a tone.

"Can I ask you something personal Adam?" Liam asked and dropped back on the sofa.

"I suppose" I said in reply.

"You pitch or catch?" He asked sternly.

"Yeah...That's a bit too personal Liam" I stated.

"Right...Yeah it's pretty obvious I guess...Forget I even asked...Haha" He quipped.

I wasn't necessarily annoyed by the question, but the following assumption got under my skin. Not to mention he found humor in my unwillingness to respond.

"Aren't your clothes dry yet?" I asked without taking my eyes off the phone.

"Thought we got past the attitude...I know what's going on here" Liam stated.

"Oh yeah Einstien...Elaborate it for me" I snarked.

"You can't handle being denied" Liam elaborated.

"I am completely unbothered by your words let alone your presence" I barked.

"Are ya?..Because you sure seem a bit bothered" He said and stood to retuck the towel.

I took the bait and gladly viewed his meat for the fraction of a second it was visible. Liam was indeed a monster. I stared until he sat back down.

"Yeah...Look at you all unbothered over there...Haha" Liam said as he finished his beer.

"You enjoying yourself?" I asked as I stood up and walked to the kitchen.

"I enjoy talking with you if that's what you mean...I never thought I'd be hanging out with some queer though...Haha" He answered.

"Wow...Little full of yourself much?...I didn't think I'd be hanging out with a fucking hillbilly...Haha" I yelled in return.

"I'm not a hillbilly queer...I'm a redneck and there are distinct differences...Snag me a beer would you?" Liam said.

I handed him a beer and returned to my previous seat. I was pretty sure I struck a nerve.

"Enlighten me Liam...How are you dissimilar to a backwoods hillbilly?" I asked and smirked.

"Well...Firstly...I'm educated...Second...I do not drink moonshine" He replied then added a question "Is there a difference between a queer and a faggot?...Because to me they are one in the same"

"Excellent question Liam...Here's how I feel they differ...To me, a person who considers themselves queer are simply recognizing their attraction to men...And...A person who thinks of themselves as the other only thinks about the sexual acts that men could do together...Does that make sense?" I answered.

"Think so...What you're saying is fag's think about sucking cock only...Haha" Liam replied.

"That's a bit crude...But...Yes, Something like that...Let me see if I understand you...What you're saying is since you can read and drink beer that you are somehow more respectable than a common hillbilly?" I returned.

"Yes...Yes I do...How about this than...Do both queers and faggot suck cock?" He asked as he sat forward and rested his elbows on his thighs.

"Well...Yeah...I suppose" I answered.

"So...Here's my perspective...Fag's are simply more honest with themselves...Why bother creating the illusion that there is more to it...If you're a cocksucker be a cocksucker" He said and added "I'm sure fag's are happier people in general too...Would you not agree?" He stated and asked.

"Well...You are not wrong...But there's more to it" I said surprising us both.

"Seems pretty cut and dry...Queer's should embrace their true self and suck a cock...Haha" He said and sat back.

"Yeah...Haha...And rednecks need to embrace their inner alcoholic and quit pretending they are smart...Haha"

Liam was able to see the humor in my latest statement and had a chuckle. Unbeknown to him his towel no longer encompassed his entire waist. I could have told him, but why would I do that?

"Can I use your bathroom Adam?" Lima requested.

"Mi casa su casa or whatever the fuck it is" I stated.

When he stood the towel stayed on the sofa. Magnificent! 8 plus inches of thick veiny snake bounced freely.

"Kaiju!!" I yelled.

"Fuck...Sorry dude" He said and quickly covered himself than continued to the restroom.

"I better understand the tattoo Liam" I hollered.

"Funny...I'm so sorry Adam...It truly was an accident...The last thing I want to do is frustrate you further" He said he sat back on the couch and added "All this talk about cocksuckers has gotten little Liam excited...Haha" He said.

I said awkwardly "You know...There's a guy in my home town who is enormous. He must be 6'5" and 400 pounds and people call him Tiny...Why is that?"

"What the fuck are you even talking about?" Liam asked.

"My point is...Little Liam isn't at all little...Liam" I stated.

"Funny...Haha...I suppose 9 inches would not actually qualify as little" He said and laughed.

"I know it's big, but 9 inches?" I asked excitedly.

"All day" He replied confidently.

"Well either way it's impressive " I said and gulped a bit.

"There's a tape measure in my bag...Grab it" Liam said in pointed to it.

I quickly found and handed it to him. Liam tossed it back.

"I know how big I am...You're the doubter" He stated.

Liam exposed his crotch, sat forward and allowed his python to hang over the edge of the cushion. It nearly reached the floor. I was in absolute awe.

"Well" He said.

I kneeled between his legs and nervously extracted a foot of the measure and locked it in place. I carefully held it close to Liams member and try to eye a length. I could see leaking sperm.

"8 and 3/4" Is what I see" I said and felt a smile form on my face.

"Wait a second" He said and stroked himself more erect.

His tool long, fat, and perfectly proportioned. 7 inches of shaft and 2 inches of helmet.

"Check again" Liam said while supporting his pipe with a palm.

I cautiously rested the tape on the shaft and counted the inches as they added up.

"9 and 1/4 inches" I stated and gulped.

"You're shaking...Do I make you nervous or something?...I'm the one sitting here while a queer measures my stick...Haha" He said pulled the towel back onto his lap.

I scurried back to my seat and sat quietly.

"Adam relax dude...It's just a dick...I'm sure you've seen a dick before" Liam said.

"Of course I have" I replied tensely.

We sat in silence and both looked at our phones. I sent Liam the first link Boone gave me. I heard his phone ding he immediately lifted it closer to his eyes and watched intently.

"Why you sending me videos of some fag sucking cock?" He asked and continued watching and added "Wait a minute I know that voice...That's fucking Boone dog" Liam said as he turned up the volume.

From the speaker came "It's beautiful...You're beautiful...Can I please suck you...Please"

Liam looked at me and said "fag" sternly then turned his eyes back to the screen.

A big smile spread across his face when I choked on Boone's cock.

"You paid Boone to suck his dick?" He asked without looking at me.

"Not exactly" I answered.

"What exactly was it then?" He inquired.

I tried to put a story together in my head about his wife thinking Boone was working and stuff and then thought fuck it and said "Yup...I paid Boone to suck his dick"

I sent Liam the second video. I figured, at this point, why the hell not.

"He fucked you in the woods!!" Liam asked harshly.

I could just barely hear, but there was no mistaking my whimper when Boone first bottomed out. Liam grinned like a mutha fucker and stuck a hand under the towel.

"It's not what it looks like Liam...It was a business arrangement" I said stupidly.

"2 hundred dollars" Liam said loudly, set his phone down and stood up.

He didn't say a word as he passed by me. I heard the dryer open and close and he returned dressed. I could have cried. He dug through his work bag and put on his tool belt, grabbed his phone and went in the bathroom and closed the door. I could hear his as if he was speaking with someone but was unable to make out the words. Then the door opened and Liam pointed his camera at me and spoke.

"Get in here fag" He directed.

I was getting comfortable being recorded and removed my shirt while sauntering to the restroom. Liam sat on the edge of the vanity.

"Don't just stand there...Assume the proper fag position" He said and followed me with his camera.

I kneeled in front of Liam and looked up to him.

"Look at this pitiful fag waiting for a big dick to suck....Isn't that right fag?" He said.

I nodded up and down and rubbed his bulge.

"Take off my tool belt queer" Liam ordered.

I did as he asked and returned my hands to his bulge. His cock was hard and firmly rested against his left leg.

"Suck my cock fag" He said.

My hands wandered to his top button. Liam stopped my progression.

"I don't recall saying to take anything out" Liam said.

I knew what he wanted and mouth located his jean clad cock. I licked his pants and delicately chewed at his swollen head. My tongue located a wet spot the leaking pole deposited and I lapped at it repeatedly.

"That's what you want isn't fag?...You fags need the seed?" He asked as he undid his top button.

"Mmmm...Hmmm...I'm hungry Liam" I said softly.

"Get me a beer queer" He directed.

I looked up to camera and said "It would be an honor...I'll do anything for big cock"

I ran to the kitchen and back and quickly got back in position.

"Chew on that big dick queer" He ordered as he slowly slid the zipper down.

I could really smell his manhood now. I buried my nose in his crotch hair and inhaled.

"How do I smell queer?" He asked.

"Big...Sweaty...Redneck...Cock...Mmmm" I replied.

Liam slid his pants down a few inches and my tongue quickly found the root of his massive rod. I licked it up and down. Liam slowly moved the camera.

"You want to suck my 9 inch cock fag?" He said and slid pants down another couple inches with his left hand.

6 of his 9 were unclothed and I kissed his shaft tenderly. My tongue was able to reach his sack.

"How do those balls taste fag?" He asked.

"Full" I said quickly.

"You want to drain them queer?" Liam said.

"More than anything" I softly replied.

Liam placed his available hand on my forehead, pushed me back and held me there.

"Pull down my jeans queer" He directed as he moved the camera in a bit closer.

I slowly tugged his pants down and the moment it was free his huge snake sprung perpendicular to his body and just an inch from my mouth. I looked up at Liam.

He smiled and said "You want that?"

I nodded and he slowly permitted my lips to come in contact with his head. I extended my tongue and swirled it around his swollen mushroom. Then pulled it back in mouth to savor his flavor and closed my eyes. In a word, Ecstasy.

"There's plenty more where that came from queer...It is your mission to retrieve it...Open up" Liam said.

I opened my mouth and look up at Liam. He said "2 hundred should do the trick?...I think that's fair since I got over an inch on Boone?"

I nodded in agreement and Liam removed his hand from my forehead. I was free. Free to suck cock. I quickly took in the 4 inches closed my mouth and slowly retreated.

Boone spoke "I fix your pipes and you take care of mine fag"

With each inward motion I took a bit more. Liam was fat! His head hit the back of my throat and I swallow him like a piece of steak. Liam carefully and slowly moved the camera around.

"Swallow that big shit queer...Work for that nut!" He said.

I managed to get 7 inches down without a choke.

"You're defintely a fag" Liam said as he watched me.

I opened my mouth as wide as I could and took 8 of his 9 and choked a bit, but stayed the course. Than tightened my lips firmly around him and slowly withdrew. Liam seemed to like that most.

"Of course Boone told me you were a cocksucker...I just wanted to see if you had any self respect...You don't" He said and looked down and watched me gag his rod down then added "What self respecting queer would pay for cock?"

Liam's already thick shaft expanded even more. My mouth was near at it's maximum stretch. He was getting close. I slowly retreated and lips adjusted accordingly to pass over his head. Liam's hand was back on my forehead and he shoved me backwards.

"Don't fucking budge...Open your mouth and hang out your tongue" He ordered.

I promptly complied. Liam rested his head on my tongue and stroked himself. A big smile was plastered across his handsome face.

"You gonna swallow my juice faggot" He said as his hands swapped jobs.

I ran my hand up his legs and rested them on his hips and said "Yes I will"

Liam brought the camera a bit closer and spoke.

"It wasn't a fucking question" He said and stroked a load directly on to my waiting tongue.

I closed my eyes and the following 2 blasts were not so precise, as I anticipated, and they ran down my face then dripped onto the floor.

He released the grip he had on himself and said "You know what to do"

I swallow his pipe one last time and efficiently squeegeed every bit of spunk on the way back. Liam watch the phone screen.

"There you go queer...Get what you paid for" He stated.

Liam gave me a push and stood.

"Pull my jeans up fag and carefully pack that meat away" He directed.

He was still recording when I refastened his top button and cautiously zipped him up.

"Thanks faggot" He said and left the room.

I followed him into the living room and helped him get his gear together. Neither of spoke until he went for the door.

I asked "Can I see you again Liam?"

He replied "I'll swing by tomorrow around 2"

I quickly said "I'll make dinner"

"Just have my money" He said and left.

A couple hours later he send me a video clip and said "Add this to your growing collection cocksucker" Liam texted.

I return messaged "Thank you...You don't know an internet guy...I need a DSL"

He texted "I know a guy...I'll send him your way queer...You think I'm a hillbilly...Lol"

To be continued......