The following story is to the best of my knowledge fictional Maureen O'Hara and Cybill Sheperd would never dream of doing such thimgs which is their loss.
You may have heard the theory that u.f.o's are piloted by Chinese people from the future. They come to our time bleed cows, probe asses, rig elections and generally just run amok. This much is public knowledge but what you likely did not know was the extent of my dealings with them and you would not know unless you knew me. As I am not famous.
From time I had collaborated with these future Chinese mostly for money to buy beer and smokes. Recently I had a change of heart because of the long hours, early mornings and as far as you know because I felt guilty about betraying my now and future countrymen. That was before I got shitfaced on St. Patty's Day.
The Superstation was showing The Quiet Man with the preternaturally voluptuous Maureen O'Hara and I believe john Wayne may have been in that movie as well. Most of the redheads I have known in my life were bitchy white trash chicks with obscene, droopy tits. I would usually refer to this sort of rack as China Syndrome tit but today I just not going to. Maureen O'Hara had a fiesty yet saintly disposition and was heroically supported. She was every bit as glamorous and exciting as Little Richard.When midnight came on St. Patricks day I had been reduced to drinking Peach Daquiri Schnaaps but I had one half of a great idea.
Cinco de Mayo came and I was watching The Last Picture Show with Cybill Sheperd on W.G.N. It had never occurred to me that Cybill had ever been such a young woman. My Chinamen rank her the fifth most beautiful woman that has ever lived with the third best ass in recorded history. However her tit's don't even rank in the top 1000. Where as Maureen O'Hara's breasts reign supreme.My contact among the Chinamen from the future of the future took a course on Maureen O'Hara's breasts in college and received the equivalent of a C. He claims to be an ass man but I suspect otherwise. I was depressed because I was trying to quit drinking and so I was sober on Cinco de Mayo but I had the other half of my great idea.
I contacted the Chinamen from beyond the year 3000 and agreed to work for them again for a price.I won't say how I contacted them because trust me you don't want to get involved with that crowd and I won't say what I agreed to do for them because then you'd hate me. I will say I was compensated with a pair of clones resembling young and fit versions of Maureen O'Hara and Cybill Sheperd that had been hardwired for lesbian love. Originally I wanted the O.G. versions but tomorrow's Chinese overlords convinced me that such a tryst between the Maureen O'Hara and Cybill Sheperd that occupied my peculiar space and time would be distasteful at best. I reluctanly agreed with them and I suppose they would know. You don't spend 1500 hundred years producing high end lesbian parlor clones for fun and profit without gaining a certain level of wisdom on the matter.
I rented an efficiency appartment on the south side of Madison for the three of us and I bought the girls a futon to share. They're attraction was purely physical at first but in the fullness of time Maureen and Cybill fell deeply in love.
I have so many wonderful things in our time together but let me relate what happened while I was trying to watch the Orange Bowl. As per usual the girls were lying between me and the T.V. set wearing nothing but the matching Packers Suck t-shirts I had bought for them. Maureen was underneath Cybill with her ring finger casually inserted in Cybill's ass. Not her whole finger mind you just enough to taste. They were in no hurry. Cybill was tongueing Maureens ear causing her to giggle and whisper to Cybill in Gaelic accented Chinese. I don't speak Chinese so I can only infer that they discussed switching positions so they could each eat the others pussy because that's what happened.
They gently finger fucked the other's ass and patiently nibbled and sucked the other's pussy. Their patience began to fade and their t-shirts were a mess. The vibrations of the golden age of Hollywood and impending orgasm were too much for me to ignore even during this championship game. I had to somehow contribute.
The small room had growm unbearably humid. I had been drinking beer all evening and had meant to go to the bathroom but never did because the game was so tight. The girls had two fingers each in their respective assholes and were fast approaching critical mass. I stood up out of my chair pulled out my cock and pissed all over the both of them. There was noise and more and heat and cum. There was a psychic explosion that you would have to piss on your two favorite movie stars as they ate each other out to believe was real. I stood there with my cock in my hand and felt like the 2001 N.C.A.A. Football Champion Oklahoma Sooners. Cybill Sheperd passed out with her face in Maureen O` Hara's cunt.