(scat)
THROUGH THE BLINDS
"AW, SHIT! MY LOVER'S HOME EARLY. Quick, get in the closet!" Keith told his naked trick. Grabbing up his clothes, Rene made a quick dash for the closet and swung the doors closed as Keith hurriedly slipped under the sheet.
"Hi, baby! What're you doing home so early?"
"No work. What're you doing in bed so soon? No matter..." Ernie quickly started to strip, "it'll save time."
"Uh, honey...I'm really not in the mood..." Keith complained.
"You will be," he assured Keith. "I got your favorite treat. Man, I'm stuffed up and ready to bolt!" He stepped out of his pants and shorts--leaving him naked. He grabbed the end of the sheet and playfully yanked it off his lover's nude body. Luckily, Keith's rigid boner had gone down from his apprehension.
"Uh, what do you mean," Keith coyly asked, getting quite agitated. He knew quite well what his lover meant, and he tried desperately to think of a way to forstall it.
Rene was peeking at them from the slats in the closet doors. He thought of trying to put his clothes on, but there simply wasn't any room to move around in without possibly banging the doors open. So he just stayed quiet and watched. His eyebrows rose in delight at the sight of Ernie's naked body and long, floppy cock. 'Stuffed up', hunh? Perhaps he'd get to see Keith give the guy a hot blowjob.
Ernie climbed onto the bed, turned, and straddled Keith-- putting his ass in his face. Great. From that position, Rene would get to see Keith rim that hot ass. But Keith seemed to be pushing it away. What a dumb shit, Rene thought. He was still hot. His dick hadn't even gone down. Let him out of that closet and he'd sure rim that butt raw!
"I-I'm just not in the mood, honey," Keith nervously tried to put him off. "Maybe later," he whispered.
"Later schmater, bucko," Ernie laughed. "There's no holding it now. You know you only gotta get a look at it an' you'll go crazy! I think it's half the reason you married me." He sat back on Keith's chest, holding him down. Then he quickly raised his ass and thrust it back into the guy's face.
Rene couldn't completely understand the conversation, and definitely couldn't comprehend Keith's reluctance. After all, Keith had just been tonguing out his butt quite avidly! But he soon understood more than he wanted to! He blinked rapidly... unsure of what he was seeing. Sure enough, something fat and dark was coming out of Ernie's asshole! He quickly scanned his brain in an attempt to find something...anything that it could possibly be--besides what he knew it was. Ernie was pushing out his turd! He was taking a shit in his lover's face!
Even though the lover was happy and laughing, Rene fully expected Keith to violently push the ass away, saying the joke had gone far enough. Instead, he gulped and stared quickly at the closet for only a spit second. He knew Rene was looking at him, and he wished he could forstall this, but his nature wouldn't allow him. He loved Ernie's dirty turds...Rene would just have to get over it!
"Aw, baby, yeah! Gimme that hot shit!" Keith cried out.
Meanwhile, Rene was becoming apoplectic...and hard! He saw Keith's luscious lips eagerly wrap around that warm turd and begin to suck, making it obvious that he'd done it many times before!
Ernie had twisted his head sideways, watching in the purposely angled mirror above the bureau, luxuriating in the sight of his lover adoring the shit he was taking!
"Mmmmm, unnnhh, agggrh!" Keith groaned his delight around the mouthful of shit in his mouth. The long turd was still coming out. Quickly, Keith clamped down on it, turned, and let it fall out of his mouth. He took a long breath, then he went back to the asshole and got the next portion, sucking the frazzled turd end and eating some of it before letting it shoot squarely to the back of his throat! At the same time, he secretly stuck his hidden hand up and gave Rene the finger!
Rene wasn't quite sure what that meant, but he presumed that Keith was saying, "I DIG HIS SHIT, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT...FUCK OFF!" Far from being offended, Rene realized Keith's embarrassment. He wasn't sure how he felt about all this...but he had to admit to himself that his cock was certainly enjoying it. Hell, it was dripping! He wondered what it would be like to shit in a guy's mouth, and inevitably his mind flashed at what it would be like to have a turd between his lips! No thank you, he decided. Still, seeing someome else doing this hot shit- licking was definitely a turn-on.
After having snapped his turd off cleanly, Ernie twisted around and watched his lover sucking on his fresh shit. Keith removed the turd and looked up at him.
"Kiss me!" he demanded.
"Sure, baby. If it makes you feel better to share, I'll kiss your shitty, smelly mouth! But there's no reason for you to feel guilty. You love my shit and I think it's hot to take a dump in your mouth. So, who's to know?" He leaned down and compliantly French-kissed his lover, tasting the remnants of his own rectum. "You really have to get over your guilt. You're a shit-lover...so what? I'm not gonna tell on ya!" He paused, an evil grin on his face. "Or are you worried about what that naked guy in the closet is thinking of you?"
"Huh? Wha...?" Keith gasped.
"Relax, I could see him in the mirror--through the slats-- he's in there jacking off! We must have really blown his mind!"
"YOU SURE DID!" Rene burst from the closet--naked and with a roaring hardon. Now that Ernie knew he was there...what was the point?
"Oh, gawd," Keith moaned, "I'm sorry, Ernie."
"What the hell are you sorry about, man? You're the one who's so hung up on being 'faithful.' I know you love me. And I know you really dig my body. But there's lots of hot bodies around. Why shouldn't you sample them now and then? And...I must say...you sure picked a nice one this time!" He stared appreciatively at Rene's boner.
"Wha...what do you mean 'this time'?" he was afraid to ask.
"Oh, I know you fuck around. It's alright with me. Hell, that Jehovah's Witness you balled last week...and no doubt felt quite proud about 'converting'? He's a queen I work with. I sent him around and told him how to let you seduce him. I figured you'd like his big dick. Now how about sharing this gorgeous creature standing here with the dripping dick?"
"Uh, okay," Keith agreed, realizing the jig was up. "If he wants to after what he saw!" Keith looked to Rene for a sign of condemnation.
"H-how c-could you?" Rene calmly asked.
"Easy," Keith answered, surprised at his own self- assuredness and lack of embarrassment. "You've never tasted Ernie's shit, or you'd understand." He looked to his side. "His turd's still laying there. You want to find out what it's about, pick it up and give it a lick!"
Rene blanched. The two lovers laughed at his discomfort.
"Do those turds frighten you?" Ernie asked him.
"N-no...of course not...they're just t-turds," he shrugged.
"OK, then pick them up and go put them in the potty. Wash your hands. Then come back and we'll get it on!"
Almost defiantly, Rene picked up the two halves of the long turd--what was left of them after Keith had finished munching, that is--and walked into the bathroom. Even after what he'd witnessed, he was hot, and he wasn't going to miss the opportunity to get it on with the two hot guys. Still, his body strangely tingled as he looked down, seeing his hands full of another guy's shit. Luckily he had to walk around the door to reach the toilet. Because as sickening as it was to him, his horniness gave him the uncontrollable urge to just lift them to his nose and take a quick whiff! The aroma was unmistakable. Awful and familiar. Exactly what he'd always associated with filth and repugnance. So why did his dick jerk when he smelled them? Somewhere in the back of his mind he had an inkling at what fascinated Keith about this stuff that had recently come from Ernie's bunghole. When he caught his tongue coming out of his mouth, he quickly dropped the turds into the toilet and flushed them. Best to get rid of what was causing him sudden stabs of guilt! He washed his hands and hurried back to find them waiting for him.
"Didja smell 'em?" Keith asked, excitedly.
"OF COURSE NOT!" Rene lied.
"Then you really should come over here and smell his asshole!" Ernie was kneeling on the bed, his ass towards Rene, as he sucked on Keith's cock. "Go ahead. I've been licking it. It's no dirtier now than mine was when you rimmed me."
Keith knew Rene was lying. Rene figured that Keith was probably lying. So he couldn't understand why he said: "OK, if you're sure," and knelt down behind the offered ass and quickly began to rim Ernie before anything stopped him. Ernie's asshole was just the way he liked them, and he laved the anus excit- edly. But something remarkable was coming into his conscious mind. Yes, this was the way he preferred an asshole to be when he was about to rim a hot guy. But now, he was acutely aware that all that time he'd been attracted to assholes that weren't the cleanest in the universe! Because now the same smells were stronger, and the same tastes more tangy. All this time he'd enjoyed licking slightly dirty assholes--and hadn't even been aware of it!
"See, Rene? You do like it. My hole wasn't very clean, but you sure licked me out good!" Rene didn't comment. He just continued to eat out the hunky guy's butthole, causing Ernie to moan in delight. Evily, he pushed on his muscles, letting his asslips gape open. The pressure Rene had been applying caused his tongue to slip right up the loose shit hole. His loud slurping noises should have been an embarrassment to him. Instead, he pulled away in sudden recognition.
"Wow! You mean all those times when I...when I was licking into a guy's ass and...and got a sweet, creamy taste--I was actually tasting his shit?!!"
"Yep!" Keith laughed. "And I never licked him. You just cleaned his asshole for him!! You just tasted the same shit I was eating!"
"Gee, I thought it would be a lot worse," was all Rene could say before he thrust his tongue back in.
"Mmmm, yeah!" Ernie pushed his ass back. "Tongue that crack out, baby. Now that you know what you're doing, SUCK ON THAT HOT SHITHOLE!"
Rene sucked on that hot shithole, trying to dig in for some!
"You know..." Ernie suggested, idly stroking Keith's cock, "if you want, I'm sure Keith would like to get a good taste of your shit! You wanna shit in my lover's mouth?"
Before Rene could reply...or even consider it...Keith blurted his complaint about the insult.
"Hey! Listen, Ernie. Sure I've licked a lot of assholes... and I guess I've probably tasted a lot of guys' shit that way. But I've never done to anybody what I do to you! You're the only one!"
"I believe you," Ernie said sincerely. Then he kidded, "and I know any other guy's turd would just be a clump of shit to you and couldn't possibly give you the thrills that mine do... but what the hell! Shit's shit, and besides...I never get to see it up close. You wouldn't mind if Rene shit in your mouth just so I could watch, would you? Even if it's really putrid, you could just pretend it's mine! I've taken some extremely smelly dumps in your face--and it never stopped you from licking it. So how bad could Rene's be?"
Keith just stared at Rene, kinda waiting for some response from him before answering.
"I...I...COULDN'T!" Rene gasped, "I just couldn't! Un... unless you WANT me to!" he suddenly added.
"There you go, Keith," Ernie said, flatly. "He fuckin' wants to do it! How about you? You wanna taste the pretty kid's turd?"
"Yeah, Ernie! You sure you don't mind?" Keith needed to know.
Ernie smiled and kissed him. Then he turned around. "Come on, Rene, climb on up here. Let me lick your asshole. If Keith's gonna get your hot turd, at least let me get that shithole loosened up for him. I'll rim ya til your turd touches my tongue. Since he's already cleaned your ass, I guess that's the only way I'll get a little taste. I don't eat shit...but I usually like a little taste from a sweaty hole!"
"Fuck, you guys're weird!" Rene cried, "but there's nothing in the world I'd rather do right now than take a big shit while I suck cock! I'll leave the watching and licking and tasting to you guys. I just want cock in my mouth while I feel lips on my ass as I take a shit!"
The lovers cuddled up close together. Rene straddled them both, spreading his legs widely across their bodies, and grabbed both of their pricks and went back and forth sucking on them and licking the large ballsacks between their legs. He just relaxed his ass and enjoyed as they both rimmed the hell out of him. Then Ernie took total control. He was being truthful about sucking his ass until the turd touched his tongue! Keith licked his nuts and fondled his sensitive cock, giving it long, gentle strokes, squishing the dripping juice over his cockhead!
"Uh, uh," Rene gasped between the hot lickings he was giving them. He revelled in the sense of freedom he was experiencing being spread so wide apart, knowing he could totally relax his asshole muscle and just empty his dirty rectum out in their faces! "You want a turd on your tongue, hunh?" he asked Ernie. "Well, taste this!" He pushed and felt his anus spread open. He felt Ernie's tongue rapidly running around on the inside of his hole. The sensitive nerve endings around his anus told him that Ernie's tongue was quite a ways up his ass. He also knew by instinct that his turd was definitely in that very vicinity. 'Just a quick taste,' hunh? Who was Ernie kidding? Keith...obviously. While his lover couldn't see, Ernie had to be getting quite a full-flavored taste of his turd the way he was rapidly fluttering his tongue inside! Rene almost had to laugh when Ernie finally pulled away and excitedly said:
"Okay, Keith, get ready. I think I touched it!"
"ALRIGHT, GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Keith cried. "I-I mean...oh shit, Ernie..he does have a great asshole, doesn't he?!"
"Yes, baby," Ernie chuckled, "now let's see you lick his hot turd! Go for it, man. Treat his turd as good as you treat mine!"
Rene squeezed those pricks tightly and suddenly took a huge shit! He felt as if several feet of hard shit was bolting from his asshole!
"AWW! LICK IT, BABY! JEEZ, WILLYA LOOK AT IT!! HOLY FUCK! WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK A SHIT, RENE? OOOOH, LICK THAT MUTHER, KEITH! LICK ALL OVER IT! THAT'S THE BIGGEST TURD I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!"
Keith was licking like crazy, and every swab of his tongue touched a freshly squeezed section of turd. It was arching down, breaking off, piling up on their bodies--and still the turds kept falling out of the gaping rectum. And Keith licked every fucking inch of it!
"OH CRIPES, IT'S A STINKER, TOO!" Ernie remarked, not at all offended. "Take a bite if you want! EAT IT!"
Keith caught his breath. "N-no, honey. I'll...I'll lick turds and shitty assholes...but the only time I'll chew a turd is when it comes out of your butthole!"
"GAWD, WHAT A DUMP!" Ernie laughed. "He shit all over us! And, man, he's really working on our pricks down there, isn't he? I'm gonna come soon!" Keith agreed. And Ernie made a sensible suggestion. "Keep it up, Rene. BLOW US! We're gonna just lay back here looking at the shit hanging out of your asshole and smelling this monster turd you just dumped on us while you suck us off! SUCK THOSE PRICKS, YOU BIG SHITTER!!"
Rene had a wonderfully warm feeling. He had two beautiful, stiff cocks to suck on, and he'd nearly had an orgasm just from the release of evacuating his bowels...and the tingling it gave his prostate. Now, with Ernie's fingers feeling up his balls, and Keith stroking and pulling his boner back between his legs, he sucked like crazy!
Savoring the taste of Rene's shit on his lips, Keith blasted off first, spilling pints of jizz down his throat! Gasping from the intense orgasm, he hardly realized the way he was energetically jacking off Rene's prick. He was rapidly sluicing his hand up and down the juicy boner, pulling it back so far that the fat cock knob was aimed directly at their faces. As soon as Rene lowered his mouth onto Ernie's trembling prick--and felt the juice begin to squirt--he immediately shot torrents of sperm all over them! Delighting in the deluge, desperately trying to catch the wildly spraying streams of cockjuice in their mouths, the lovers simultaneously lifted up and began to lick on his peckerhead, sharing the last of his spurtings and swashing it around the connection of lips, lips, and cockhead. And all the while, Rene was having his orgasm tripped over and over again because of the massive amount of cum that was pouring out of Ernie's dilated pisshole into his gulping mouth!
When Rene finally turned around, the three of them gasped breathlessly--still shaking from their fantastic pleasure-- their eyes darting from one to the other. The whole expe-rience had been extra special for them all...and they were actually a bit amazed.
"I-I never came like that in my life!" Rene admitted.
"Me either!" Ernie agreed.
Keith smiled knowingly. "I have. It's the shit. IT'S LICKING A GUY'S TURD WHILE HE TAKES A SHIT!! It's powerful stuff, guys! Why do you think I like it so much? It's soooo fuckin' hot!"
Rene stared down at the pile of shit he'd made. He grabbed his cock and started to pound it. "I...I'm gonna fuckin' come again! JEEZ!"
"Quick!" Keith cried. "Put your head down here. Beat off and smell your own turd!"
Making incoherent grunting noises, Rene screwed up his face in a wild contortion of ecstasy as he mercilessly pumped his cock. Letting out a squeal he fell forward and stuck his face into the pile of shit he'd dropped onto their bodies. Painful moans sounded within him as he shamelessly lapped at his own butt-droppings and squirted another round of molten cockjuice between his legs!
His orgasm finally abating, he knelt there, gasping, his face covered in his own shit! He felt foolish...but not embarrassed.
"Come back Saturday," Ernie suggested, "we'll share Keith's turd!"
"You mean...lick it? You and me?" he looked shocked.
"Hey, I'm game if you are!" Ernie shrugged. "I nibbled the end of yours, but you're definitely ready!"
Rene blushed. He opened the door, preparing to leave. He looked at Keith. Then to Ernie he said, "Don't let him shit in the meantime, OK? Make sure there's enough for two of us! Aaaah!" he screamed, smiling and tearing at his hair, showing how insane he felt about it. Then he grabbed his crotch and gave it a lewd rub-down, showing how excited he was about it! He left them laughing.
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