Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story or make any money off of it, it is written strictly for entertainment purposes only.
summary:While stuck at home Spongebob discovers an exciting new hobby.
category: gay/celebrity
Spongebob was a child-like adult who lived in a Pineapple under the sea in a town called Bikini Bottom. He was very much a kid at heart much to the annoyance of his older neighbor Squidward(and much to SB's own obliviousness)he still got all giddy and excited over kid stuff like visiting his grandma, sure Squidward and the guys had teased him about it at first but eventually they got over it after Spongebob brushed them off enough and they quit bugging him (Squidward's own mom giving him a verbal tongue lashing after SB's grandma told him about it at their knitting circle certainly helped). Today the thing SB was getting all excited for was a rainy day, so rainy in fact that business in the town had closed down, even the Krusty Krab, so SB had a day off. As much as SB loved his job it felt good to have a whole day to himself once in a while, he loved being out in the rain and skipped around merilly during the downpour until he got struck by lightning(much to Squidward's amusement). After that SB decided it was best to stay indoors and watch some Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy but partway through his marathon the power went out, now he had to keep himself entertained some other way. After getting his lantern and some candles out the house was lit enough for SB to see where he was going, first he went to check on his pants in the dryer to make sure they hadn't shrunk like last time, thankfully they hadn't but they still weren't dry enough yet so SB had to make do with wearing something else in the meantime, after rummaging around his closet he found the blue shorts he'd worn while competing in the Fry Cook Games(after SB and Patrick had left the stadium SB was declared the winner after Patrick was disqualified by the judges on the grounds of not being a true fry cook since he'd only been employed at the Chum Bucket for five minutes), he slid them on and he marveled at how good they felt on him, especially without underwear(he figured as long as the power was out and he was stuck at home he might as well take advantage of it and go "au natural" underneath his clothes) then he immediately thought of the fridge, everything inside of it was going to spoil without power so he figured he might as well finish everything in there, after devouring all of the food in the fridge SB had an extreme thirst and finished off a massive pitcher of lemonade(like in "Fools in April")and a gallon of Seahorse Milk and an entire 12-pack of soda. By the time he had finished all of the beverages in his fridge his bladder was starting swell up from all of the liquid in his gullet, he was about to go upstairs to use the bathroom when the lights came back on and the TV started playing and SB's jaw-dropped when he saw that one rare Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy two-part episode special that he missed before(in "Appointment TV") playing on TV, SB couldn't believe his luck, there was no way on Neptune's blue waves he was going to miss it like he did last time no matter how badly he had to pee. He was tempted to try and record it but after what had happened last time he wasn't willing to risk it again. So he sat on his couch settling in for the 2 hour special, dear Neptune this was going to be a battle to hold it in for the entire special. At first SB was able to use sheer willpower to get through it, he crossed his legs as tightly as humanely possible and gripped his crotch for dear life to hold the lagoon of pee inside of him, as the second half of the special started Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy were trapped over a raging whirlpool, all of that water swirling around made SB twist himself into unnatural shapes just to hold in the raging flood, it was pure torture like nothing he'd ever experienced before, by the time the special was over SB was ready to bolt faster then the Quickster to the bathroom, but with how badly he'd twisted himself up just to keep the flood at bay he could only slither slowly so as not to unleash the ocean of piss inside of him. He hadn't had to pee this bad since that one time he'd deliberately made himself desperate in Boating School so he could excuse himself to the restroom(in "Ditchin")and sneak out of school. In hindsight SB was wondering why he made himself desperate when he could've just asked for the bathroom pass straight up and left, he then wondered-did he make himself desperate on purpose because he actually liked the feeling of holding in his pee? He also remembered how bad he had to pee that one time he was on that road trip with Mr Krabs and Pearl to the Bikini Bottom Mint, after his boss had stopped the robbery he'd finally had a chance to relieve himself and it was pure bliss, both times he'd relieved himself he remembered his orgasms later that night being particularly good. SB had always wondered why those orgasms in particular had been so good and had been desperately chasing that high ever since, he then had an epiphany and realized it was him being desperate to pee that had been the trigger all along. He'd finally reached the bathroom but instead of relieving himself he stepped into the shower, wondering how good it would feel if he really did wet himself on purpose, the temptation was too great to pass up and he guzzled down more water from the sink until he physically could not hold anymore and his bladder had swelled so much it was taking up the entire bathroom, finally he could hold on no longer and the dam burst wide open with a huge deluge of urine exploding out of SB soaking his shorts in seconds and flooding the entire bathroom and soon the rest of the house. It felt super-duper good and at the same time SB felt a powerful sensation stirring up inside of him, he stroked his penis faster and faster while piss was still spewing from it like a busted spigot and soon he felt an explosion of pleasure as a huge blast of splooge shot out from his penis alongside his urine, his orgasm and pee went on and on for several minutes, flooding the entire house until the windows and his door gave out and it blasted outside, fortunately it was flooded outside so his fluids mixed in with the water nicely, finally his orgasm and stream died down and he collapsed in exhaustion on the shower floor right then and there and wet into a deep sleep in his soaked shorts, with his last thought before he went to bed that he was definitely going to be doing this again sometime and wondering if Sandy or Pearl would be open to that sort of thing as well.