(rimming scat)
THE TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
"YEAH! SLAM THAT ASS BACK ON MY PRICK, KID! BEND OVER MORE...STICK THAT PRETTY BUTT UP. GOD, YOU'RE LOVING THIS, AREN'T YOU?"
"Aw, man! You know I am! To think I could have had it all this time instead of chasing stuck-up pussy. Even when you do get them, they bitch and moan about something. Can't suck cock worth shit and keep complaining that it's dirty. But they sure like you to get down there and eat out their smelly twats!"
"Let's make this one last, Okay?"
"Alright with me, man. You can keep that big prick up my ass all day if you want!"
"Great. Why don't we move over to the bed...slowly, so I don't pull out. Kneel up on the edge and rest your head down. Just get comfortable and keep your butt stuck up. You don't mind if I make a phone call while I plug you, do you? I promised my friend I'd call him about now."
"Naw, go ahead. It don't matter if ya pull out. Here," he slipped his mushy anus forward until it plopped out with a loud smack. Then he hopped up onto the bed, rested his head down on his arm, and pushed his bottom back to me. He spread his knees wide, exposing his raw asshole. "Go ahead...slam it back in there!" I aimed, and slid it in up to the hilt, amazed at his capacity. I picked up the phone and dialed.
"Hey there, Brian. It's Chuck. Man, you missed one hell of an orgy last night! Wish you could have been here. We had an uninvited guest. A straight guy. If I sound out of breath it's because I'm still porkin' his ass twelve hours later. No kidding. Got my big monster prick up his butt right now...he fucking loves it! Don't believe me, hunh? Here, I'll switch on the speakerphone. Say hello to Brian, sweetheart. Tell him how much you like that manmeat up your cunt."
"Hey, man. How's it hanging? He ain't shittin' ya. He's got my butt stuffed alright. Fuckin' A...never thought I'd dig this queer shit, but it's not so bad."
"Not so bad, he says!" I laughed. "He's only had about 20 cocks up there since last night. I think just about everyone fucked him, once he got a taste of it."
"He...he sounds like rough trade alright," Brian's voice bleated from the speaker.
"Yeah, he's kinda rough around the edges," I slapped his ass.
"Damn right I'm rough! Half them guys gettin' plugged were cryin' to take it easy on 'em. I can take it like a man!"
"Sure you can, baby. Now shut up willya, so I can tell Brian the story. Keep squeezing those asslips once in a while. If you still can. Fuckin' asshole of yours is so open I could drive a truck up there!"
"OK, just don't take it out."
"Anyway, Brian, after the orgy was in full swing, everybody scattered around the living room, dining room, and even the hall. I notice this punk in leather jacket and Levi's leaning against the kitchen doorway taking it all in and stroking a mean boner in his pants. His eyes keep going from place to place, watching the cocksucking, fucking and rimming. At first, no one paid any attention to him. Guess they figured he'd join in when he was ready. Billy and I were the only ones who'd know that he didn't belong, and he couldn't see him cause I was sitting on Billy's face at the time. He was eatin' my butthole like he always does...REAL DEEP...while some kid I'd invited from the bar was blowing me hot and heavy! He didn't look dangerous, and I sure didn't want to get up at the time, so I ignored him for the moment. Soon, he had removed his jacked and pulled his pants down, sitting in a chair stroking a big erection and watching us all. I called over to him.
"`Hey, kid, who are you? Were you invited?' His eyes turned to the sound of my voice and his hands quickly covered his stiff boner as he hiked his pants up and gave me a sheepish grin.
"`Uh, I knocked on the door, but the music was so loud nobody heard me so I went around to the back and came in the kitchen. I guess Rocky...uh, Calvin Coogan, doesn't live here anymore, hunh?'
"`Not for about a month, I guess. That's when we moved in.' I said.
"`Oh, well...guess I, uh, better go then, hunh?' He stammered and hesitated like he didn't want to leave."
"Fuck no, I didn't wanna leave!" he piped up. "The guys're always talking 'bout faggots 'n cocksuckers like they was scum or something. All I knew was that it was makin' my prick harder'n a rock. I wanted to watch some more!"
"`Come on over here a minute,' I waved to him. He hooked his thumbs in his pockets and swaggered over with a self- assured sneer on his face. He even had to step over some legs and arms, but he was real careful not to touch anyone."
"Well, I always walk tough like that, man. If ya act like a mean stud, people don't fuck with ya. I was ready to punch out the first faggot that laid a hand on me."
"Anyway, so he stands over me lookin' so butch and pretty. His dick's still hard and I can see a wet spot starting to spread. You wanna stick around a while?' I asked him. Why should I wanna stick around with a bunch of guys queerin' each other?' he said loudly, looking around. Just thought you might like to get off,' I smiled at him. That fat sausage in your pants looks like it's about ready to explode. You can't be too awfully turned off.' He blushed and kinda grunted and coughed and looked down at the puddle he was makin' in his pants. `Yeah, well, I guess it's just that I never seen fags go at it. Never saw so much cocksucking and stuff. Don't take much to get me on the rail.'
"Well, you're welcome to join in if you want,' I told him. You won't have any trouble gettin' somebody to take care of that for ya.' `Naw...I don't want no fag puttin' his mouth on my dick! But...ah...I would kinda like to just watch for a while, if you don't mind. Man, I never knew shit like this went on!'
"Suit yourself, kid,' I told him. Go ahead, pull your dick out and jack off. Obviously, everybody here likes being watched.' He thought for a moment, then asked, `That'd be okay? I mean, nobody's gonna grab me or anything?'
"Tell you what,' I got an idea, you take off all your clothes like the rest of us, and you can go around playing with yourself, poking your head wherever you want to get a good look at what everybody's doing, and I promise that nobody will try to lay a hand on you. It's only fair that we get to look at your naked bod if you're gonna watch us fucking and sucking. Okay?' He started to reject the idea, but after thinking and looking around a bit more he agreed. `Well, alright. I gotta get my dick out soon before I shoot in my pants. I hate doing that. It's messy, and besides, I love strokin' my bone. You guys can look and drool all ya want. Just don't touch!' He started to strip.
"I yelled out loudly, for those who hadn't heard our conversation, Listen, you queens, our new STRAIGHT friend ...uh, what's your name, kid?' Um, the guys just call me Snot,' he laughed. `Guess cause I'm the youngest...you know, snot-nosed kid or sumthin.' Yeah, go ahead and laugh. I don't mind. I kinda like it for a name. Snot! It kinda rolls off the tongue kinda neat.'
Everybody laughed uproariously, him included, when he realized what he'd said. Snot,' I continued my announcement, is gonna wander around and get a good look. Show him how it's done, guys. Give him a good show. You can look at his naked, stud body, but don't touch or he'll rap ya one!'"
"And I woulda!" he yelled at the phone. "At first, anyway."
"Sweetheart, when you pulled those pants off, and that fat prong of yours bounced up and slapped your belly, if anybody had even touched it right then you woulda shot cum clear across the room!"
"Did...did anybody touch him?!" Brian asked excitedly.
"Not then," I answered. "But it was all I could do to control myself with him stand-ing over me stark naked, and pulling on his juicy boner.
"But I'd given my word and said, Okay, studly, you're on your own. But remember, us cocksuckers can only take so much. You get that hot prick too close to somebody's mouth, and they're gonna swallow it no matter what you threaten!' He laughed and nodded, then looked behind me. Say, what's that guy been doing down there all this time, anyway?'
"That's my lover, Billy. Say hello to Snot, Billy. Billy's sucking on my asshole. He'd be glad to suck on your asshole, if you want. Billy loves suckin' assholes!' His dick throbbed a couple of times, then he said, looking longingly at Billy, DAMN! I've heard of that. The guys said fags like lickin' each other's buttholes but I didn't believe it. Man, that's really disgusting! Fuck it...it ain't my tongue! Eat up, fella. I'm gonna go prowl around now, Okay?'
"Be our guest,' I said. He sauntered off, and I got up and twisted the three of us into other variations. For the next hour or more, Billy and I sucked and fucked our brains out, changing guys and all. At one point there were five of us connected in one way or another. Billy'd go off to rim a tantalizing ass that walked by or get his little butt fucked if he noticed a dick bigger than mine. And of course I wasn't lonely for a moment. Several times I'd glance around to find Snot peeking around here and there. The guys were getting a kick out of him, sometimes showing off. Watch this, Snot!' one guy cried, as he went down on a l0-incher, deep-throating it expertly. `Come on, Snot. Bend over. Give us a peek at that virgin butthole!'"
"Yeah, I bent over, man! Pulled my butt apart and gave 'em a good look at my stinky hole. Man, they was droolin'! I just knew they were wishing they could suck it up for me. I just kinda pushed it out and let 'em get a good whiff. Said I smelled good! I couldn't believe it. Bastards would have licked the shit off of it if I'da let them!"
"HEY, DON'T GET AHEAD OF THE STORY!" I warned, jabbing hard up his ass.
"AW FUCK! OK, I WON'T! I WON'T! JUST DO IT HARD LIKE THAT AGAIN, WILLYA!"
"He sounds hot, Chuck," panted Brian. "You guys are giving me a terrific boner. Is he cute?"
"Hey, Snotnose! You heard him. Are you cute?"
"CUTE! That's for pussies. I'm a rough, tough, mean dude. But I got a dimple on my butt. You wanna come over here and kiss it for me, faggo?"
I slapped his butt again. "Brian...he's absolutely DARLING! In a street punk sorta way. If you dig little snot-nosed assholes calling you every filthy name in the book while you plow his ass--he's a fuckin' wet dream!"
"Sounds like a big change happened somewhere along the way."
"Sure did, buddy! A couple of times I noticed that guys were offering him snorts of speed or coke or something. He was flitting here and there, that big prick of his bouncing up and down. I lost track of him several times...but then I was kinda involved myself. Finally, I was sitting against the back of the couch, sprawled out exhausted, when I see him coming toward me, smiling. He just hops right up on the couch and straddles me, waving his fat boner in my face! You want this?' he asked me. I know you do. Go ahead, suck it up for me. Blow me real good!' Before I could hardly react, he put his hand to the back of my head and pulled me onto his cock. I didn't mind in the least and started to greedily suck him off, getting instantly hard again. Then suddenly I wrenched away.
"HEY, YOU JUST FUCKED SOMEONE! I CAN TASTE IT!' I was furious but he hardly noticed. Yeah! I fucked two guys. Man, those asses were tight! Don't you wanna blow me?'
"I couldn't believe his nerve! Then I realized he just didn't know any better. `Listen, kid, I'd love to blow you. But I don't enjoy licking shit off of a guy's dick!!'
"Sorry, man,' he apologized. Didn't think you guys minded that!'
"He looked truly sorry, then continued, `I figured it smelled, but I didn't think there was much shit on it. Everybody kept telling me how great my butt smelled, so I guessed that you were all into it.'
"WELL, I'M NOT!' I cried, scowling. I thought you didn't wanna be touched.'
"`Oh, man. Some guys kept givin' me speed. Speed always makes me hornier than hell. Sometimes I jack off for hours if I can't get a bitch to fuck. Watching all that cocksuckin' going on...and guy's shoving their pricks up another guy's ass and bangin' away...well, I just couldn't stand it any longer.'
"Tell me while I lick your dick!' I said to him. Might as well, I already licked it clean!' I licked all over his cock as he continued."
"Let me tell it, okay?" Snot pleaded over his shoulder. I let him.
"`Ummm, that feels good!' I said to you when you started tonguing my knob. Then I told you, I was in the hall watching some guy licking on a guy's dick while it was going in and out of another fag's ass. Drove me up a wall! I yelled I was gonna come and the guy doing the licking said to shove it up his ass. The way he was kneeling there, slurping on that dirty fucking dick, he had his ass stuck up. I looked at his hole. It had less hair on it than most chicks. At that moment it was the prettiest sight in the world! So I squatted behind his butt and grabbed his hips, pulling his ass all the way onto my cock. Fuck, was it hot in there! I blasted his guts with hot jizz after two strokes. When I pulled out, he scooted around and lick-ed it clean for me while I caught my breath.
"I went into the kitchen and got a beer. Some guy gave me a cigarette. We rapped for a while. He said he recognized me. He used to go to school with my older brother. He'd come over to our house and my brother would take him up to his room. I vaguely remembered seeing him. Anyway, he said he used to blow my brother all the time, and that my brother even sucked him off a couple of times!
"That really blew my mind! He teased me about not wanting to be touched, then admitted that he'd always wanted to go down on me. I told him I'd just fucked some guy, but that he'd sucked it clean pretty good, and that if he still wanted to blow me, it was okay. I drank my beer, while he got on his knees and started to lick my balls. I spread my legs wide and let him eat away. Before long 1 was creamin' his tonsils. He took me right down to the root, and I knew why my brother was always dragging him up to his room. I looked at his hard cock as he stood up, and I didn't blame my brother for giving it a slide or two. We talked a while longer, and had another cigarette. His cock drooped, but I kept looking at it. I was getting on the rail again, so I said to him, `Shit, man. Let's get some guy in here so I can fuck his ass. Let me get it in and start feeling good and I'll give you some head.' I was horny enough to try it, and I figured if my stud brother would go down on a guy...then it couldn't be all that bad."
There was a stretch of silence as Snot wriggled his ass, delighting in the deep penetration I was giving him. We'd scored some of the speed from the guys who had it before they left. I'd come about four times, and had held this erection now for over an hour...most of that time imbedded up his ass or in his mouth.
"Hey! Where'd you guys go?" cried Brian, frantically. "Snot? Come on, tell me the rest!"
"Sorry, guy," said Snot. "Just seein' if you're paying attention and trying to get a better grip on your buddy's hot meat! I'm sure you know what I mean. Bet you've had it up your queer shithole lotsa times, haven't you?"
"Yeah!" admitted Brian, making me smile. "But you sound like you're going to beat my record in one day. Now get on with the story, willya!"
"Pushy, faggot, ain't he?" Snot whined. "Anyway, Phil... that's the guy's name...I guess you know him...he goes out and drags in some tall dude and whispers in his ear, pointing at me. The guy smiles and nods his head. They come toward me, the guy eyeing my prick with lust.
"Phil gets him to lay down on the kitchen table and lift his legs. Then he gets down and starts licking the guy's crack, shoving his tongue up inside like he was pushing spit in there. I watched him eat the guy and my rod started to rise. Then he gets up with a smile on his wet face and hops up on the table. He straddles the guy, sits on his face, and pulls the guy's long legs back. The guy's butthole is spread open for me. It was hairier than a pussy! I couldn't see how a guy could lick down there, but looking like a pussy was just fine with me. I got in position, and the guy asked me to go slow at first, so I eased it in and let him get used to it. All the time, I'm lookin' at this dripping prick I'm supposed to put in my mouth! It's right in front of me because Phil'd lifted his asshole off the guy's mouth and stood up. As I went deeper and the ass started to clamp onto me, that prick started lookin' real good! The faggot I was fucking had great muscles. It was like he was tryin' to milk my prick. I crammed it all the way up his hungry hole and when he moaned in pain and pleasure, I opened my mouth. Phil stuck it in. I sucked his knob and went down a ways. Something went off in my head. I had a cock in my mouth! I was fuckin' a queer up the asshole and I was feeling fuckin' fantastic! I sucked more cock in and a thought burned into my brain for a second. The thought that I'd never fuck another pussy in my life. That I'd be a cocksucker from now on. I put it out of my mind as bullshit, but I was right, Brian. I LOVE COCK! I don't know what you look like, faggo, but get your butt over here...I'll suck you off while Chuck fucks me. Then you can fuck me, Okay?"
"I'M ON MY WAY!" Brian screamed.
"HOLD ON, BUDDY!" I stopped him. "There's more you gotta know. After he fucked two assholes and blew his first cock and comes in to stick his stinky pole in my face--getting me to blow him while he tells me all this--he gets up and has a couple more beers, then settles down in the middle of the orgy and says he wants his body licked! Guys are climbing all over him. Licking his ears, sucking his toes, and everything in between! He just layed there moaning while they threw his legs up and took turns sucking his asshole!"
"GOD, THAT FELT GOOD! Never had my butt tongued before. And having all these hungry faggots almost fighting each other to get down there like an animal to eat out my shithole...well, I felt like a king...being gobbled up by a bunch of queens!"
"Yeah," I reminded him. "Until you turned into a perverted pig!"
"Aw, you're not gonna tell him THAT, are you?" Snot whined.
"You better believe I am, you filthy, disgusting boy! You're not going to believe this, Brian, but our little 'straight' snot-nose spent the next hour or so sucking anyone's dick, drinking cum, fucking any ass he can worm his prick into, and even making out! Finally, he got up exhausted, and worked his way out of the crowd. He's screaming about how much he loved it all! He's got cum dripping from his mouth and dick and he gets up onto a small table. Everybody's looking at him, cheering him for 'coming out' in such a big way. Laying back against the wall with his butt up to the edge of the table, he lifts his legs, exposing his spit-moistened asshole. All those mouths had his asslips all puffy and practically hanging out and he reaches down and starts fingering it open even more. He looks around at us and says, "WOW! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN I COULD JUST SHIT!" Then he closes his eyes, grabs his dick and pushes. SUDDENLY, HIS BUTTHOLE JUST OPENS UP AND HE SHITS THIS MOSTROUS TURD! You wouldn't have believed it, Brian! THE PIG'S LAYING THERE, SMILING, SHOOTING THIS DARK TURD OUT OF HIS GAPING HOLE! We're all staring, wide-eyed and shocked, watching as it falls to the floor, followed by several more turds. Gasps and groans were heard everywhere. There's all this shit falling out of his asshole and he's looking around smiling! Then he said, `Whew! Hope you guys liked that. Man, I really took quite a dump, didn't I?'"
"ARE YOU KIDDING?!" cried Brian.
"MAN, I EXPLODED!" I yelled into the phone.
"BOY, DID YOU EVER!" agreed Snot. "But like I told you..."
"Shut up...I'm tellin' this!" I ordered. "I stood up and called him every name in the book. I told him to get his shitty ass out of my house before I shoved his turds down his filthy throat. He looked at me surprised, then slumped in embarrass- ment and terror at what he'd done. `Oh, wow. I'm sorry, guys, really I am. I'm stoned and drunk. I'm so high on sex like I've never felt before. I thought you guys would like to see that. Honest, I did. One of my friends told me that faggots like to watch each other take a shit! I...I was...doing it cause I thought you'd like to watch me. It was kinda like sayin' thanks for the good time. Boy! I really fucked up, didn't? Don't be mad, please. I'll clean it up, right now! Those assholes...I knew they were full of shit about the things they said about queers! But the way you guys carried on lickin' buttholes and all...'
"I was still steaming and totally blowing it. Billy calmed me down. Hold on Chuck,' he calmed me. He's out of it. And besides, he just didn't know better. You know how guys talk nonsense about us to each other. Think about it. NOBODY would be so stupid to pull something like that, naked in a roomful of gays, unless he truly believed that it was something that would please us.'
"Yeah, but,' I complained, HE JUST LOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR!' I know, baby. It'll clean up.' Then he started to laugh. It's funny, think about it! As filthy and disgusting as it was, it was the strangest and most exciting thing I've ever seen!'
"EXCITING?!' I couldn't believe my ears. You got excited watching him take a big shit at us?'
"No,' he corrected me. For us...not at us. He was having fun, smiling and sportin' a big boner, lickin' cum from his lips. He was trying to be as nasty as he thought we were. Tryin' to fit in. I thought it was HOT! I...I shot all over myself watching him. I wanna watch you do it sometime. Maybe right on the kitchen table!'
"Someone said, `I kinda dug it too...it was just so outrageous! Hell, it's no big deal. What's a little shit? I'll clean it up if you want...it was worth it!' He walked over to Snot, who just stood there with his head bowed, and patted him on the shoulder. He motioned for Snot to come to me, and let him take care of the pile of turds he plopped out. Would you believe, Brian, most of the guys agreed with him?! They said they were outraged because they knew they should be. But they were feeling guilty because secretly it had really fired them up. Something about being deliciously obscene! Do you believe those jaded queens?'"
"WOW!" Brian murmurred. "Wish I'd been there."
"Hunh!"I cried. "YOU, TOO?!"
"Ah, well...yeah! Sounds kinda kinky!"
"Holy Shit!" I slapped Snot on the ass again. He was laughing. "You see what you've started, turdboy!"
"Are you telling me you wouldn't enjoy watching Billy take a shit?" Brian challenged.
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!" I got off my high-horse and tempered my indignation. "Hell, I love him! Guess I would kinda like to see that, maybe. But you know what that little whore did? While Snot was apologizing to me and I was calming down and telling him it was okay, Billy got down behind him and started licking his ass! I thought everyone was going mad. I bent around Snot and looked down at Billy. He had his face shoved up Snot's ass so far I thought he was gonna crawl in! Tasty, baby?' I asked him sarcastically. Turned you on so much, now you wanna lick the shit from his hole?!' He just looked up at me patiently. Then he pulled his mouth away. `Will you relax, Hon? Practically everyone got a chance to rim him but me. It was a neat, clean shit he took. You saw that. I've eaten your hole in much worse shape many times. You just stick it in my face no matter what condition it's in!'
"Then he made me really blush and feel stupid, `"Eat my poophole, Sugar. Eat me out real good!" That's what you always say. And I always do it cause I love you, you creep. Shitty asshole and all. And you sure breathe deep when you're nosin' around mine!'
"I had to laugh at that, because otherwise it was too embarrassing."
"You do tend to leave it kinda tangy," Brian teased over the phone.
"Well, come and get it, shitlips!" I offered. "But first, let me finish this endless tale. Then you can come over and ream Snotball here while you lick my smelly asshole!"
"YOU'RE ON!" he promised.
"After Billy's deep tongue probing, Snot was all fired up and relieved that I wasn't going to throw him out. I went out to the kitchen to sort out my head and have a couple of beers. Apparently, Snot looked upon Billy as his savior or something, because next thing I heard Snot had thrown his legs up and asked Billy to fuck him."
"Yeah!" Snot took over, warming to the subject of his first cornholing. "He loved up my ass so good, he made me want to feel something bigger in there besides his long tongue! I was a little scared, but he had me so loose and horny he just slipped it right in. It was all up me while I kept waitin' for the pain to start. That little guy sure knows how to fuck! He was slippin' and slidin', banging against something up there, makin' me wonder just what the fuck girls were good for anyway. Nothing had ever felt THAT good. I started grabbing cocks around me and suckin' guys off like mad! He gave me a real deep shot and my prick exploded all on its own. I kept suckin' cock, and when he pulled out I begged somebody to take his place. Fuckin' begged, man! I just layed there drinking cum while most of the guys took a shot at my ass. And they were blowin' me, too. I creamed about 4 guy's tonsils before it was all over. And Chuck's been porkin' me on and off since early this morning. He's pooped out, man. Come on over here and plug me!"
"I ain't even pooped out. But get over here quick, Brian. Billy'll be up soon and I can't take care of both of them. They're insatiable!"
"I'M ON MY WAY!" he cried and hung up.
I was stretched back on the bed, my feet on the floor, and Snot was sitting on my prick, riding his ass up and down on it, when we turned to see Brian standing naked inside the doorway. He must have stripped coming down the hall. Excitement flared in his eyes and his cock was at full mast. He practically bolted to the bed.
"JEEZ!" cried Snot, admiringly. "Are all you fags good- looking?"
Brian whistled. "You're no skag yourself, leather boy!" He bent over and kissed Snot on the mouth.
Instinctively, Snot pulled away and looked down at me. He gulped.
"Don't look at me, sweetcakes!" I shrugged. "You're the queer ridin' the pony. Kiss 'im, fer chrissakes!"
He turned and looked into Brian's patient eyes. "M-m-man, you're fuckin' beautiful! You some kinda blond Surfer God, or something?"
It was Brian's turn to blush, as Snot pulled my buddy's face down and sucked at his lips. They were frantically trading spit and probing each other's mouths when Billy walked in, sleepy-eyed and wearing those silly Mickey Mouse pajamas he insists are sexy. God, how right he is! A baby-faced 19-year- old in kiddy jammies. Makes me feel like a lecherous child- molester every time I yank those bottoms down! He's got my number, alright, and milks it to the bone. But I got his, too. I'll keep him feeling young, while he keeps me feeling lecherous. As open as our relationship obviously is, nobody excites us as much as each other.
"Are you STILL at it?" he moaned wearily. "Hi, Brian. I guess you heard, hunh?"
"Every lewd detail, I think." He pulled away from Snot's mouth with a loud smack. "I had to have gotten the longest, nastiest, obscene phone call in history. These two guys had my cock dripping all over the floor. I didn't dare touch it."
He came over and lazily kissed Brian, then Snot, ignoring me--his love everlasting!
"So you got all the poop, then?" he quipped.
"Come on, guys!" cried Snot. "You ever gonna let me off the hook?"
"Looks to me like you're still impaled on the hook, Snotty." Billy was in rare form. Whenever his ass was dragging, his mind got sharper. He sprawled across the bed and collapsed his head onto my chest.
Opening one eye and twinkling it at me, he said plain- tively, "Gee, Coach, ain't ya ever gonna plug my bottom again? Or did you two get yourselves welded together permanently?" I blew him a kiss and shrugged.
"Snotrag!" he ordered. "Reinforcements have landed. Now get your raggedy ass offa MY prick. You've had it long enough. Let Goldilocks take care of your eternal itch. Damn, it's so true. When a butch stud comes out...he comes out with a BANG!"
Snot lifted off. I scooted one way on the bed, and he scooted the other. He and Brian layed together, kissing and smooching and feeling each other up. Billy and I, old married couple that we were, gave each other several short, tender smacks. We smiled at each other, knowing that they contained more passion and love than those two would be able to conjure up if they slobbered all over each other all day! On the other hand, they had slowed down a bit and began a rhythm that looked like two volcanos slowly and sensuously pouring lava back and forth. Maybe they both found their match.
"Still horny, Coach?" Billy cooed at me.
"Wadda you think? Take a look at my majestic manhood!"
"Yech! Looks like a slimy worm. But a BIG worm!"
"Come on up here, junior, and let me pull those jammies off!" I said, lasciviously. "Grab something and wipe me off, then I want you to plunk those little baby buns on my face. Let's see if you got any hair growing there yet, so I can pull 'em out with my teeth!"
He smiled and twisted around. I slipped the soft material down, gasping at the smooth bottom that always fired me up. He wriggled out of them, and guickly plopped his butt down, rubbing his asshole across my nose. He bent over and grabbed my raging cock.
"Smell me, Coach!" he teased. "Smell me like you love to! Smell me like the whole world knows you like to, thanks to me and my big mouth!"
"Ambrosia, baby. But...the towel!"
"Fuck it!" he bent down to my cock. "I can't wait for it. Besides, it's just cum and assjuice. After last night he won't need to shit for a week!" I gave up as he engulfed me, happily licking and cleaning my shaft and balls. I spread his butt open and pulled his anus apart. I stuck my nose in there and just wished I could enjoy his fragrance every moment of the day just as it was then. He didn't press me. This was going to be a soft, gentle lovemaking not a frantic coupling. He took his time, licking up and down my shaft, teasing the knob, then sucking on it slowly and lewdly as if my prickhead was the ultimate thing to wrap his mouth around.
I treated his anus the same way. I could never get enough of his smell, because I was always too anxious to put my tongue there and lick it away. I love his taste. Sweet or sour...it's his! What a delight having this treasure spread before me to lick at my leisure. Up and down the crack, tasting his salty sweat, lapping across the butthole to tickle it and watch it flutter open and closed in anticipation. Then to flick back and forth, working my tongue into each anal crevice and wrinkle to make sure I get every delight hiding there. Then pulling it open and licking out the pink cavern, hoping that a tangy, cheesy residue had accumulated there. And tonguing it out! Trying to keep a slow steady rhythm and all the while wanting to DIG, and DIG HARD! Wishing for a few more inches of tongue. Just enough to get right up inside there and really tongue him out. And eventually, I succumb to that. Wildly forcing my pink probe beyond its endurance. Digging at his asshole, wanting at that moment to completely devour it so I can move up into his rectum...stick my whole head up there and lap at his walls! And if a turd starts down the tube while I'm licking away, I'll just flick my tongue and lick on it too. Maybe even give it a little suck!
"OW!" Billy pulled away. "You're hurtin'!"
"No kidding," said Snot. They were all looking at me, my trance broken. "We was watchin' you, man. You looked like you was gonna chew his shithole right off!"
"I...I...sorry, baby. I was way out there somewhere! You okay?"
"Sure," Billy assured me.
"And I'll bet I know about where you were, bigshot!" Brian chuckled. "I ain't tellin' tales out of school, cause if you can say it to me, you can admit it to Billy. Talking on the phone about last night Chuck admitted that he'd get excited watching you take a shit, Billy."
"BRIAN!" I bellowed.
Billy calmly looked over his shoulder at me. "Any time you give the word, baby. I can dig it. I already told you I wanted to watch you."
"That doesn't offend you?" I asked, flushed with embarrassment.
"Not a bit, lover. Right here and now, if you want. I'm ready!"
"Yeah, do it!" cried Brian, enthusiastically. "I missed the show last night with old horseturds here. Come on, guys, do it! You wanna watch, doncha Snot?"
"Hell, why not. Go ahead. Ain't no way you guys could get anywheres near as embarrassed as I did!"
I just layed there stunned at the suggestion. I could feel my cock pounding with blood at the nasty suggestion. I looked at Billy's hole. That sweet thing was winking at me...or was it my imagination? So pure, so innocent-looking. I girded my courage and said what I really felt inside before I allowed my inhibitions to overwhelm me.
"YES! YES! DO IT, BILLY! Oh, God, I love your ass! I want you to do it. I want to see it open up. I wanna see it spread really wide. I FUCKIN' WANT TO WATCH YOUR TURD COMING OUT! Holy shit! I'm getting so turned on about this. I hope I don't do something really sick, guys. I HOPE IT SMELLS LIKE THE PIT OF HELL! Cause if it doesn't, the way I feel right now I'm liable to fuckin' eat the muther! Oh, please, make it smell bad, please! SHIT ON ME BILLY! Come on, baby, take a great big healthy shit for me...I'M GONNA EAT YOUR FUCKIN' TURD! I don't care if it does stink. Push it out, baby, open up. I don't care if the whole world watches me...SHIT IN MY MOUTH!!!"
I was beyond redemption. I thought I was losing my mind. I was yelling all this...and I meant every word of it. I wanted it. I wanted it more than anything I could ever remember. Billy didn't say a word. Neither did the others. They just watched in expectation. I held his buns open and stared glassy-eyed. Not one to deny me anything, Billy pushed his sphincter. His anus began to slowly spread apart. Snot and Brian had gotten off the bed and were on the floor behind me, not wanting to miss a thing! Suddenly, the hole was gaping, and at the ready was a sturdy brown cylinder preparing to bolt. I gasped.
"Oh my god, there it is!" I stared in wonder and fascination. "Do it slow, Billy," I pleaded. "As slow as you can!" His anus was expanded tremendously now, the monster just sitting there. We looked at each other, the turd and I. It was hard and solid, sectioned as if it had been carefully sculpted. "Damn you, Billy!" I whined. "Even your fucking turds are beautiful! Look at that, guys. It's fantastic!"
I think they sighed in agreement, but I'm not sure. I lifted my head closer and kissed it! It inched out a bit. "Aw, fuck!" I moaned "It doesn't even smell bad. Gimme, baby...slow. I'm gonna lick it. Watch me, guys. Watch me lick my lover's pretty turd!" I moved my head from side to side, running my tongue over as much of its surface as I could reach. Then Billy gave me a little more.
"LICK IT, CHUCK!" Brian encouraged, not a trace of sarcasm in his voice. "DO IT, MAN! THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! AIN'T IT, SNOT? LOOK AT HIM. HE'S MAKING LOVE TO IT!"
About five inches were protruding from his rectum, and I was carefully sloshing my tongue from the end to the hole it was coming out of. Then, afraid it would fall out or break off, I centered it, and put my mouth over the end!"
"OH JEEZ!" cried Brian. "HE'S SUCKING ON IT. I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE. I'M GONNA SHOOT!" He stood up behind me. "HE SUCKIN' ON YOUR TURD, BILLY! GAWD...THAT'S SO HOT!" I felt the cum splattering all over me. Brian had stood tall and aimed his prick at my lips! He managed to hit me several good ones, splattering his juice all over the luscious turd. Snot stood and did the same thing, inundating me with hot cream. When Billy saw my prick explode he went down on it and bolted that turd nearly down my throat! When he'd caught the bulk of my load, he swung around to see me laying there dazed...his turd still hanging out of my mouth. Our eyes met, and for a moment I became fearful of what he must think of me. He just smiled and pulled the turd gently from my lips. Setting it aside, he kissed me.
"You're so fucking nasty! God, I love you!" Then he straddled my face and brought his asshole to my lips. "Suck my shithole, baby! LICK IT CLEAN!"
I obeyed instantly. I tongued his anus ravenously, happy to clean it and enjoying the bitter taste. Slurping up inside I actually hoped he'd force another one out!
"You know, Snotty," Brian said, "Maybe you were right all along and hopping up on the table and taking a big shit was quite appropriate after all. Sorry I missed it, though. You'll have to give me a private showing some time!"
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