(scat)
THE TACS CLUB
"Friday night, finally. Where do you want to go, Ron? I don't know about you, but my prick's been hard all day."
"Me too. Somewhere hot so we can find some sex. But all the bars are getting so tired lately."
"I know. Say, why don't we try the Shit 'N Lick?"
"THE WHAT?!!" he laughed.
"Actually, it's named the TACS Club...SCAT spelled back- wards, get it? But guys that go there call it the Shit 'N Lick."
"Graham, you're putting me on, right?"
"Nope, it's true. I...hear it's really wild! It's down in the basement of an old building. Just looks like a little bar on the outside."
"I know you're pulling my leg, but alright, what goes on there? I can't believe there's a club for...shit!"
"And lick, don't forget that," Graham giggled. "They've got...I mean I've heard they've got theater seats and a stage. You get up on the stage and take a shit. Somebody gets their face back there and licks your turd while you do it! It's fun!"
"AH HA! You've been there, haven't you?"
"Y-yeah, just once...but all I did was watch--honest!"
"Hmmm. You sure? I remember back when we were getting it on you were quite the rimmer. Nobody ever rimmed my ass like you."
"Heh! I still am. You wanna go or not? All we gotta do is sit there and jack off watching them if you want or get up and shit. Nobody's gonna make you do anything else, and believe me...somebody'll lick it! I was only there for an hour before I came all over myself, and I saw at least seven guys take shits and every one of them had at least one guy with his face there licking it!"
"Damn! It must really stink in there, hunh?"
"Not really. They got these big fans above the stage that draw the smell out, and these guys that go around cleaning it off the floor...if there's anything left, that is."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, it only happened once that I saw, but some guys eat 'em!"
"WHAT?!"
"Eat their fuckin' turds right down! The one I saw was this cute blonde taking a shit that this guy went crazy over. He was licking on it, then he all of a sudden moved directly behind his ass and put his mouth over it and started chompin' away! I couldn't even tell how big the kid's turd was, but that guy ate every bit of it!"
"HOLY FUCK! I mean, licking it's one thing...that's bad enough...but eating shit?! Must be a real pervert club! You sure we belong there?"
"Gettin' ya going, ain't it?" Graham teased, watching Ron playing with his crotch. "Let's go. You really gotta see this. They even have big screens with closed-circuit cameras that zoom in on all the action ...even the guys in the seats. They promise they don't tape, though."
"I'll bet! Okay, long as I don't hafta do anything but watch. And if I get sick and say we gotta leave, we leave... right?"
"Absolutely. If you can't handle it, that's fine. I can go back any time. I just don't want to go alone."
Down the long corridor, they nervously approached the desk. They showed their IDs, paid their admission, checked their valuables, got drink tickets for the bar, and were admitted... only to face another guy with some kind of a checklist.
"Shit, lick, or looky-loo?"
Ron blushed at the guy's acknowledging what they were going in there for. Like last time, Graham said they were there to watch, and asked the guy why he needed to know.
"Well, just to kinda keep track. If all we get are looky- loos, then we gotta call in some shitters. If everybody comes to watch and there ain't nuthin' to watch then we lose customers. Guys that just sit there and jack off can go to the porn theaters a lot cheaper. But so far we haven't had a night like that. Even a Monday. I'm sure you guys'll see a lot of shit being licked tonight...have fun!"
"Why did we have to check our stuff?" Ron whispered as they walked down the stairs.
"So you can take your clothes off without worrying. I mean, anything goes! You can suck and fuck, rim, jack off, whatever. It seems the only rules are that if you're in the seats you don't block somebody's view, and if you're gonna shit you have to do it on the stage."
The low mutterings of a large crowd were filtering up the steps along with a light, lingering, unmistakable odor. Almost as if they were approaching an underground restroom. But no worse than that.
In a nearby alcove they saw what looked like an usher going down on a young guy.
When they rounded the corner they entered a large room with six rows of seats, a fair-sized stage, and about thirty guys in there. Understandably, most of them were in the front rows watching the maybe halfdozen people on stage sucking cock and fingering butts. Nobody was up there doing anything more than that at the moment. But some of the guys in the seats were quite active! Some sat next to one other, playing with each other's hardons or leaning over to blow a prick. Most guys just had their pants open, brazenly playing with their hard dicks.
"I can see the cameras hanging around," Graham remarked, as they sat in the back row on the far side. "Oh, and the screens!" he gasped, now seeing the huge portrayals of different activities taking place.
In the row ahead, about four places down, a boy about 18 stood bent over the seat in front of him with his pants down, watching the stage. Some guy had his face buried in his ass, no doubt driving his tongue up there as far as possible by the loud slurping noises he was making. The boy reached back, pulling his butt apart so the man could get it all. As the slightly older guy took a breath, they could see the kid had a real hairy asshole and obviously that was the way the man liked it.
Ron and Graham sat there watching for a while. Then the man spoke to the boy. He didn't whisper...he didn't care who heard.
"Come on, baby. Get up there and shit for me, willya? Hot, hairy asshole! Lemme taste your shit!"
Ron giggled and nudged Graham.
The kid looked back over his shoulder. "You sure?"
"Hell, yes! Let's go." He helped the boy out of his pants, took off his own, and together they rushed up to the stage.
"Jeez, he's gonna do it!" Ron gasped. "And look. I think that other guy up there's gonna do it. Come on, let's sit closer!"
They moved up several rows and saw that the man was on his knees licking the kid's ass again. The crowd began to cheer, happy that somebody was going to finally shit. Not one--but two. A guy in his twenties was already sitting on someone's face...the very beginning of his turd starting to emerge. The kid was spread wide, bending over, getting his butthole sucked. Both asses were aimed at the cheering audience.
The boy started to take a shit. He stood there, legs wide apart, again obscenely holding his cheeks open and began to defecate! Several inches of dark turd came bolting from the forest around his asshole...finally showing glimpses of the pink anus. The man was now to the side, his face up close, his tongue eagerly sticking out. Then he started to lick! Fast and furious, he licked the boy's now slowly emerging turd.
"Oh, man! I don't believe this!" Ron gasped, glancing up at the large screens showing extreme blowups of both turds being shit.
The other guy was doing it right in the man's mouth. Squatting over his face, his turd was hanging down from his asshole, firming imbedded between the guy's sucking lips! One of the cocksuckers on stage saw this and immediately knelt and began to lick it up and down between the asshole and the man's stuffed mouth! The shitter lifted off, leaving the turd sway- ing back and forth. The new guy quickly spun him around and began to lick the leftover shit from his still gaping anus! The other man held the turd in his mouth and continued to suck on it.
Some naked guy came rushing onto the stage from the seats. He knelt down and licked on the turd in the guy's mouth very rapidly. Then he sprung up and squatted over the guy, instantly shitting on his face. With two hot, smelly turds on him, the man brushed them aside and pulled the guy's ass down to his mouth and rimmed him out voraciously.
The first man was still licking on the hairy-assed kid's turd. One of the other fellas that was on stage stood next to the kid, reaching over his hips and playing with his ass, watching the turd being shit. He wasn't up there to lend assistance. He bent over and ran his own tongue over whatever parts he could reach. Suddenly, the shitting and turd-licking had begun in earnest!
Ron and Graham stared wide-eyed, alternating their glances from the scene on stage to the screen close-ups then to the young boys in front of them. The guy sitting directly in front of Ron had leaned over and pulled his trousers off. Putting his hands on the armrests, he lifted his legs onto the chair, then suddenly stuck his bare ass over the top of the seat!
Ron thought for a moment he was being mooned. He sat back in his seat, shocked. Then a voice pleaded, "Anybody wanna suck my asshole? Please!" Ron was bewildered, but Graham looked the butt over carefully.
"Quick, trade seats!" he nudged Ron. Ron moved into the aisle and Graham quickly sat in his seat and smothered his face into the pungent crack! Horned to the tits, his cock out of his pants, Graham ate the guy out with a vengeance! Ron stood watching, then moved behind the row and climbed over to get into the other seat. He pulled his cock out and jacked it while he watched his buddy sucking ass.
Then the fellow sitting next to the guy getting rimmed turned around and offered to Ron, "Uh, I can do that too, if you want."
Something about his sparkling blue eyes made Ron gush, "YEAH!" so the guy stripped off his pants and got in the same position. Before long, the two friends had their faces buried up the buttholes of two guys who hung their asses over the back of their seats. It was all a terrifically salacious display! Even other people were turning around to watch them, having caught it all on one of the large screens. It wasn't so much what they were doing...but the lewd position they were doing it in. Graham was particularly excited. The guy he was rimming had a totally shaved asshole--smooth and luscious...just the way he liked them. Ron wasn't exactly disappointed either. The kid he was licking out had a really nice asshole. Slightly hair-ringed and puffy, he secretly liked the way it smelled--glad it wasn't sparkling clean.
"Hey! You guys aren't gonna shit, are ya?" Someone loudly asked. "Yeah, we wanna see it if you do!"
"YEAH! UP ON STAGE! UP ON STAGE!"
"I'll do it," the first guy said, chuckling, waiting for a response.
"Guess I could, too," said blue-eyes, reaching back and rustling Ron's hair. "You interested? That's what you're here for, isn't it?"
"N-no!" Ron cried. "We...we just..."
"I'm willing to give it a try!" Graham turned to him, breathless.
"WHAT?!!" Ron gaped, staring at his buddy incredulously.
"Uh..." he shrugged, putting his mouth to Ron's ear. He whispered with lust in his voice. "Man, this guy's got a fantastic asshole. I could suck on it til my lips fall off! I'm...I'm gonna try it, man. I just can't...can't imagine anything dirty coming out of there. I can handle the smell. And I'm gonna take a lick--I just gotta try it! All these guys go around licking each other's shit, Ron, maybe there's something to it. Come on, try it with me so I don't feel like a freak. I really want to do this!"
"Puh! Holy fuck, Graham," Ron whispered back. "Are you serious?! I like this guy's butt too, but...aw, jeez, it does smell good. But licking his SHIT?!! It...it's too perverted!"
Quickly, Graham whispered back. "Pretend! Just act like you're doing it. You can handle the smell. Just remember how much your own shit stinks some times, and make everybody think you're licking it!"
Ron nodded, perhaps too quickly to sustain his declared disgust at the idea. Even he was surprised he'd agreed so readily. Just before they headed out to go up to the stage, he overheard Graham say to the guy, "You got a sweet-suckin' asshole, man. I hope this doesn't ruin it for me." He also heard the guy reply, "Nobody's complained yet!"
On stage, they moved off to the side, but the exhibition- istic teens coaxed them to do it up front. Nervous and a little bewildered, Ron and Graham followed, kneeling behind them awkwardly.
"Hey, fellas!" Someone cried from the front row. "I think we got us a couple of virgin poop-lickers up there."
"Give us a show, boys!"
The 'boys' blushed crimson. Ron was ready to bolt, but Graham took another look at the hot asshole that was staring him in the face and lost his pride. "Forget them, Ron. They're just chickenshit or envious. Aw, just look at this guy's asslips!"
"It's...it's gonna be hard to p-pretend...w-with the cameras."
"So, don't pretend. Watch me first, I'll let you know how it is." One of the guys turned around. "Hey, aren't guys gonna take off your pants? Let your dicks breathe, fellas. They wanna enjoy it too!"
"You guys done this before?" Graham asked.
"Man, we do all our shitting up here on the weekends. I heard you whispering about pretending. Go ahead and give it a real try, man. You'll like it. I squirted some of my 'secret sauce' up my butt before we arrived. That'll give you something you won't mind licking on. You can just stop when you lick down to the shit--if you want..."
That encouraged Ron. He felt he could go that far, nasty as it still was. Graham didn't seem to need any 'secret sauce.' He was already lapping his tongue up the other guy's crack, encouraging his hole to open. That didn't take long. Ron was fondling his partner's ass, taking little licks at his anus, and glancing up at the screen. He gasped, seeing himself up there 10 feet high, licking an asshole! It sent a few tingles through his body and made his cock rigid.
Graham was on one of the other screens, and Ron could clearly see his tongue flapping into the guy's now-gaping asshole. He looked to his side...at Graham...just as his buddy turned his head toward him. He was smiling. Then suddenly, something dark was coming out of the guy's anus...touching Graham's tongue. It was the beginning of his turd! Graham's eyes shot open, and he hesitated only a split second before licking it. Ron's mouth fell, and he kept waiting for Graham to stop in disgust. That wasn't going to happen, he realized, because as more and more of the guy's turd came pushing out of his rectum, the faster Graham worked his tongue over it!
The guy was shitting very slowly--he knew how to please an audience...and a shit-licker! And Graham was definitely now an A-1 shit-licker! The expression on his face told Ron that he was absolutely loving this kid's bowel movement. Ron saw it on the large screen, and nearly shot his wad. It was the dirtiest, most exciting thing he'd ever witnessed.
And he was supposed to do it next.
When the turd fell out, there was still a big chunk stuck in his hole. Graham licked all over it, even mashing his tongue into the mess! He was groaning loudly, having totally forgotten that he was supposed to let Ron know how it was. Hah! That was hardly necessary now. Ron was certainly getting the idea! With a final push, the teenager popped the last morsel out, leaving Graham kneeling there with his tounge out. The kid had been watching it all on the screen, and knew Graham was primed for anything. He pushed his buttocks to Graham's face.
"SUCK ME OUT, BABY. SUCK MY ASS CLEAN!" Graham pushed his face up to it and sucked his ass clean with a vengeance. The audience loved it!
"Kid's got the best poop in town, don't he?" some guy yelled.
"You ready, man?" Ron's partner asked. "Cause I sure am!"
"Y-yeah, do it...before I change my m-mind!"
Closing his eyes, Ron tongued the guy's shithole, fearful and excited about what was going to happen. He hoped the guy wouldn't fart because he knew he'd stop immediately if that occurred. The guy didn't fart, but Ron felt the asslips he was licking begin to open up and expand. He kept licking. They expanded even more. Still he licked. Then his tongue touched a little round thing, and Ron got his first taste of the 'special sauce'. Yeah, he could handle that for a while. After all, he wasn't really licking on the turd yet, just the juice around it.
He licked all over the roundness...even while it was getting bigger and bigger. The process was so slow that he abruptly realized he was on a stage, naked, with a big boner, behind a teenage boy's naked bottom, and his mouth was wrapped around the end of the kid's big turd! It was going into his mouth! He backed off...but not in disgust. So the audience could see. They were screaming for a look.
"J-just the juice," Ron said to himself, settling to the side and holding the end of the turd. "I'll just lick the sauce off, it's pretty good stuff...whatever it is. Mmmm. Guess it'd be alright if I just lick down to it. What the hell." These thoughts raced through his mind while he tongued the whole turd shaft--now about 6" long and still coming.
His eyes were open now, and had been for a while. He dug the sight of the guy's widened anus wrapped around his turd. He'd never seen a shitting up close like this before and it was amazing! Suddenly, on the other side of the turd, Graham's smiling face appeared.
"Hey, buddy, whatcha doin' lickin' all over that boy's turd? Neat, hunh? This is hot stuff! You oughta seen yourself up on the screen, man, you're a star! Need any help with that?"
Ron smiled at him with his eyes and shook his head. This one was his! Graham could have it after he finished. He knew the juice was gone now, but he still licked...finding that the guy's shit didn't really have much taste...just a little tangy bitterness that wasn't bad. But the end of the 8" turd was being squished out. Ron took a quick lick on the end of it and let it fall to the floor. He hesitated, unsure if he could do more. Ron winked and jerked his head. Graham got his meaning and turned the boy's hips so he could suck his asshole clean.
Some guy from the audience had come up on stage. He was on all fours, jacking off and licking the first guy's abandoned turd like a dog, until the cleanup guy came along.
"You want a doggie bag for that, or you gonna eat it here?" he asked, sarcastically.
"I'm gonna shit on it, man. I'm gonna shit my turd right on top of it!"
He hopped up and squatted over it. He pounded his prick and began to squish out an extremely long, narrow tube of soft shit that swirled and curled like a snake, making a big mound on top like whipped cream. He received cheers for his effort, but no takers. Getting back into his former position, he sniffed all over the mess he'd made and shot a big wad on the floor.
"Shit, man! I can't pick that up. Now I gotta go get the pooper scooper. You know you ain't supposed to shit up here unless you got hard turds!"
"Quitchur bitchin', Salvatore. I know for a fact that you begged for this job, you old fuck!" Then he grinned at the older man. "You wanna?"
"Of course!" he smiled back, preparing to lick the crappy asshole.
Meanwhile, the four guys broke into 69s. Ron and Graham had terrific orgasms, finding that the teens sucked cock as enthu- siastically as they took dumps. They blasted big healthy loads, too, which the guys eagerly drank to wash down the taste of shit.
Preparing to leave...having had quite enough for one night...Ron asked his partner about his 'special sauce'. He couldn't quite distinguish the flavor. "What was it? It sure did the trick. Tasted good!"
"You liked it, hunh? Then I guess I can tell you. Pure assjuice, baby! Totally natural. That's my 'secret sauce'."
"Oh, God!" Ron whelped, realizing he'd been had. He walked away in a daze, trying to digest the uncomfortable truth.
Graham was giggling. "You wanna come back again?"
"Uh, okay. But next time we watch!"
"Whatever you say, Ron. Whatever you say." He winked.
"No, really!"
"Drive faster. I need to take a big dump!" Graham laughed wickedly.
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