THE SUPER WANK By Nigel aka Horny Writer horny_writer@hotmail.com
Friday night and we three mates were down the pub together. A regular meet, a few pints, bit to eat and three young guys whose combined ages would barely equal that of a cabinet minister discussing international politics and putting all the wrongs of the world to right.
Dave, Don and I were very good mates, we still are very good mates, and I used to look forward to our end of the week socialising with topics of deep conversation centred on religion, politics and, of course, sex. But that night there was a new area to be explored.
Earlier in the week Don had been to a sauna in a near-by town with a couple of guys from his work and was busy telling us all about it. It sounded interesting and it was something different to talk about. Then he made the suggestion that the three of us go together to the sauna in the morning. "It'll be a laugh," he suggested.
We lived the town of Bedford and this sauna was in a leisure centre a few miles away in a place called Dunstable. Now, I had recently passed my driving test and had a car so I was soon put forward as the chauffeur with my little vehicle as the needed mode of transport.
Dave was keen to go along but I wasn't quite so sure. The idea of sitting stark naked with other guys made me feel just a bit uncomfortable. Don and Dave were my mates and so at a stretch that would be OK but there would be others there, strangers I didn't know would see my dick. But it was difficult to be the one who wouldn't comply with the group will, besides if I refused there was no transport and nobody would be going.
I'm quite an easy going kind of a guy, I like a good laugh and to have fun. I can be serious at times but more often I take the attitude of sod it and jump in with both feet. This was a time where my nature dictated my destiny. "Bugger it," I said, "let's go for it !"
Saturday morning dawned and by eight-thirty Don and Dave were knocking on my front door. By nine-thirty the car was parked outside the leisure centre and we were on our way in. The receptionist explained as she took our money that we were the only ones booked for the sauna that morning. She then went on to inform us that on a Saturday our sauna tickets also gave us free use of the swimming pool. I'm not a good swimmer so I wasn't bothered about the pool but learning we were the only ones for the sauna came as something of a relief.
The changing room was a tiled area with benches along one side, down the middle and with lockers on the other wall. Towels could be hired but we had all brought our own. Don put his bag on a bench and began to undress, Dave followed his example and I slowly copied. Soon both of my friends were totally nude with their backs to me and busily packing their clothing into their bags. Don flung a towel over his shoulder and turned round to face me. I was still wearing my trousers and underpants.
"Come along you, hurry up."
I heard him but far away in the distance. My sense of hearing was pushed back by my sense of sight, my eyes could not help but focus upon an enormous dick and two incredibly well hung balls between his legs. Christ what a monster !
"Are you coming or not ?"
"Yeah, sorry."
I stripped and felt slightly embarrassed as my own tackle swung free in the air. Everything looked tiny by the side of Don yet in all respects it was similar in size to Dave.
The actual room housing the sauna was quite small, again tiled with a little shower area and a pine cabin at the far end. I started to take in all its various attributes until Don turned round after which just one thing again dominated the view. Hell, he had a big one.
"Take a shower first," Don said, "as cold as you can stand it and don't dry off."
That water was bloody cold and I shivered as I walked the short distance to the pine sauna cabin.
"Take your towels in with you to sit on, the hot benches can burn your bum if you don't and always breath through your mouth not your nose," Don - the expert - explained.
So we did as we were told, we sat on our towels and didn't burn our bums and we all breathed through our mouths and not through our noses.
Inside the sauna cabin it was dim and it took a moment for our eyes to adjust. There were slatted benches along just the rear wall arranged in two tiers. Don said the higher bench was the hottest; we sat on the lower. In one corner an electric brazier was topped with artificial coals. Don took a ladle from a bucket of water and tipped some onto the coals. They hissed and spat after which the temperature rose considerably. I could smell hot, damp pine - a quite unusual but pleasant smell.
I found myself not feeling at all uncomfortable about being naked with my friends but was glad that no other men were there with us. Dave started to flick his dick from one side to another then pull his ball-bag and stretch the skin. Don and I looked at him and wondered.
"What the hell are you up to ?" Don smiled.
Dave explained, "It's been inside my underpants all week, scrunched up and confined - I need to open up and let it all hang out a bit more."
"Pity, I thought you'd found a new way to have a wank ?" Don giggled.
"There's only one way," Dave replied gesticulating with a fist in front of his dick.
"No there isn't," I protested then wished I hadn't spoken. "Oops !"
My two friends looked at me but it was Dave who spoke. "Tell us more Nigel."
"Forget it."
"Listen mate, if you've discovered something new then you can't keep it to yourself; think of the rest of mankind." He sounded profound, just like he often did in one of our world-rectifying chats on a Friday evening.
"Come on."
I hesitated then hesitated again but it was evident Dave and Don would not let the conversation drop.
"Tell us."
"You hold the end of your dick with the tips of your fingers," I began, "just where the head meets the shaft."
"And ?"
"Push the tip of your index finger into the front and connect where the head joins the shaft. All you have to do then is to move the index finger up and down slightly and move your dick with it. It takes ages to cum but when you do it's brilliant - much better than the standard way."
Dave looked at Don and it was obvious what they were thinking. I wish I had kept my big mouth shut.
"You going to demonstrate ?" Don said to me.
"You demonstrate for yourself !" I found a heavy sensation building between my legs. Why couldn't I keep my big mouth shut ?
"If he gets that dick of his hard on," Dave sniggered, "there won't be any room for anyone else in here."
"Sod off Dave, you jealous ?" I don't know if Dave was jealous or not: I certainly was. Fancy having a dick like that, I mean just think of what you could do with it.
"So are we going to try out Nigel's Super Wank ?" Dave asked.
It was obvious what the answer was going to be so three young guys sat naked in the sauna, each with a raging hard on while I explained the position again.
"No you hold it like this ?"
"Like what ?"
The two peered at me and tried to copy. I stood up to make it clearer.
"Now press your finger into the head."
"No, not that finger: this one."
Eventually they managed to get it right.
"Now gently move your finger." I showed them how.
"Nothing's happening."
"It will, be patient. I told you it takes ages."
"Not a method you could use for a quickie then," Don said. Man he did have a massif dick.
"I promise you that when you do cum it will be worth it."
So the three of us worked away at the special method I have described. Personally I love this method, a kid at school told me all about it and he said that he had found it in a sex manual. But what if it didn't work for Dave and Don ? What would that do for my reputation ?
"Nothing's happening," Dave said.
To be honest nothing was happening for me either. Oh dear ! But I was sure it would work - it always did. "I think I may have something," Don shouted. "Hell, there's one hell of a strange feeling inside my balls."
I flicked away with my own efforts and began to feel something myself. Thank goodness for that.
"Nothing here yet," David said.
"Shit man !" Don cried. "This is feeling good."
I smiled.
"It feels like I am going to pee myself," Don said. "There's a fire inside my balls trying to get out but something is holding it back."
"It's happening for me now as well," Dave said excitedly.
What the effin hell was I doing, wanking off in the sauna with my best two mates ? But I didn't stop to think, I was enjoying the experience and clearly they were as well. Perhaps you will try this method for yourself sometime and you too can experience that magical feeling of pent up ecstasy where you know you are going to cum, where you know it is going to be a fire the like of which you have never known before yet the fire does not quickly ignite. The embers are there, the kindling is ready - just a final fan is needed to start the flaming blaze. That alone is a most wonderful feeling and worth the effort in itself. When you cum - well you can always find out for yourself !
"I'm going to cum," Don sighed. "Any moment now -!"
"Me too," Dave said throwing his head back and whistling lowly.
The three of us came together, came and came and came. Gallons of exctoplasmic joy shooting out into the air. For me it was the best super wank I had ever had and my two friends found their individual experiences something very, very special. I was pleased and felt warm inside me.
What a day !
We never went to the sauna again together. I can recall the events of that visit so clearly although they are a while back now. Don, Dave and I are still great mates. We don't get to meet up every Friday down the pub anymore but we do tend to enjoy each other's company about once a month. Then when somebody says: How's it hanging ? and another replies Super, just super we all know exactly what he means !
Well, there you go. Give this method a try for yourself and let me know how you get on !
Nigel horny_writer@hotmail.com