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Fuck, I hate Los Angeles. But, once a year, it's a required stop on the Smuttateers party circuit -- porn author events, officially called the Worldwide Erotic Arts Community with the unfortunate acronym, WEAC, that makes everyone call them "weak". One bright spot this year was a get-together that had nothing and everything to do with eroticism. I'd finally get to hook up with Boy Mercury! Sadly, not until tomorrow; his flight wouldn't get in until noon.
We'd collaborated on stories for over a year and our kink-level and interests were damn near identical. Mercury and I worked well together, my snarky irony offsetting his smart-assed flippancy. He could be something of a prick when he wanted... but face it, so could I. He also had a way of critiquing my contributions in ways that left me wondering if he was quietly laughing at me. So, all told, this should prove to be a very enlightening weekend. I doubted we'd, you know, have sex, but it would be fascinating to see if our online chemistry translated at all to the real world.
What made this especially exotic was that we'd never actually met. We didn't even know what each other looked like to tell the truth. Of the four major events of the year, I'd missed two for health reasons and Mercury missed the other two for a wedding and a funeral. We never exchanged pictures, even. I don't.... well, I don't do pictures. I'm short, chubby, hairy and wear thick glasses, no frames for which have ever been less than hideous. I also have curly brown hair that, charitably, made me a look a little like a hobbit. I'm just not good looking. I never asked why Mercury didn't do pictures.
I'd gotten here a night early (I'm OCD about being late so I always get everywhere way too early) and was nervous as a cat. I decided I needed to take the edge off. I went down to the hotel bar and ordered one of the few things that they can't fuck up -- Cruzan dark rum with a side of coke. Even the cheap fuckers who run hotels (and conventions) can't light-poor a shot, something I learned long ago. Myra, a older woman who writes seriously amazing gay bondage porn, was local to LA so she came today as well and we shared a drink, but her lover was antsy so the two women went up to their room to "take the edge off."
'Fuck,' I thought, 'I wish I had something to take the edge off!' Unlike my characters, I'm not the type to even start a conversation with a stranger, much less pick someone up in a bar. Conventions, though offered a unique opportunity, since guys would approach me and I could build up to intimacy. I was nursing my third drink when I noticed a guy at a table maybe thirty feet away. I don't know why, but something inside me went, 'That's Matt from Raven's Claw, exactly as I fucking imagined when I wrote him.'
The guy wasn't gorgeous, but hot as fuck. Well over six feet tall with a lean, lanky, runner's build, he had beautiful chocolate-brown, silky-looking hair. I hate my curly hair and always have. You can't do anything with curly hair no matter how hard you try. You ever see a shampoo commercial with a white person who has curly hair? No. That's cuz it sucks! He looked up at me and smirked. I was so busted.
I looked down, blushing furiously (add that to the catalogue of shit I hate about my looks). I got the wait-creature's attention (this whole androgynous trend makes me fucking insane -- what do I call the person, it?) and signaled for another Cruzan as I still had some coke. It jingle-jangled over, looking for all the world like someone who'd been caught in an explosion between a tattoo parlor and a hardware store, and deposited my coke (that I didn't order) and a shot of rum.
I took a sip and nearly spit it out when a rich, beautiful voice spoke up right at my elbow. "You looked lonely. Mind if I join?" It was the Matt guy! Fuuuuck. He was even cuter up close. Impossibly-long lashes framed heavy-lidded, seductive hazel eyes of brown and green (mine are hazel of green and gold). His lips were full and mischievous, his olive-skinned, long, narrow face beautiful and ending in a pointed chin just like Puck in A Midsummer Night's Dream.
"Uh, S-S-S-Sure!" I pushed a chair out and he sat down.
"So, why so frustrated?"
"F-F-F-F-F-Frustrated? Me? No, just a bit bored. Meeting someone tomorrow so I'm a bit at loose ends tonight."
"So, if you're meeting someone tomorrow, you must be here for the convention?"
I looked at him from the corner of my eye. Yeah, I could see it. He could easily be a porn actor. Straight porn, though. Gay porn seems to do either twinks, hunks or bears, and very little in between. "Yeah. You?"
"Yep. I thought I saw Myra earlier but when I looked up she was gone."
"Oh! You know Myra?" Myra didn't hang with assholes, so there was a chance this guy was nice.
"Yeah, but I'd never the her whatever, her Significant Other? Are they married?"
"Nope. And Myra hates the term, 'girlfriend', and the whatever -- her name is Di'Tanya -- hates 'Significant Other'. I just mentally think 'lover' and try to find ways to avoid using any word in conversation."
"It kinda sucks, you know, in the gay world. It's not as easy. Like, for instance, you're wearing a ring on the third finger of your left hand. A straight woman would see that and know pretty well that she was approaching a married guy."
I laughed. That's one thing I do like about myself. I have a nice laugh, low, belly-deep and fun-loving. "Yeah, you're right. And I'd know from your grin and lack of ring that you either like married guys or are just flirting."
"But with gays -- Oh, shit. I didn't ask: you are gay, right?"
"We both know Myra. I don't think she tolerates totally-straight people." He smiled at that. His smile was breathtaking.
"So, with gays, that ring might mean you are or just were in a relationship that might or might notbe open and you might or might not have a husband that's going to come into the bar and kick my ass, or you might just like flirting with guys to get him jealous just for the makeup sex."
"True, true," I said. He really was right about that. There are so many variations of gay families that it it's incredibly hard to know what you're getting into unless you're in a meat-market bar where everyone is looking to a nightly 'husband'.
"So, which one is it?"
"P-P-P-Pardon me?" I'm trying to swallow my rum without choking and lunge for my coke.
"I was just wondering which one of those it is. You never know. I might be and of the 'girls' you described first, you know."
"You are rather forward, aren't you?" I was not at all comfortable with where this was headed. Let me rephrase. Ninety percent of me was uncomfortable. A rapidly-grown part and the two eggs hanging below it were far, far more than merely interested.
"Let's just say that... well, first answer the question."
'It's none of your business!' I think and try to decide the best way to tell him that. "I'm married to man with a few rules. I can't bring anyone home unless the plan is to share; I can't go to anyone else's home unless he's with us; and I can't arrange to see the same person on future trips." What the fuck? Why did I answer him?
"Well, this isn't your home. It isn't my home. And we're not arranging anything. And I think you are the cutest little cuddly bear I've seen in a long time."
"W-W-W-W-What? M-M-M-M-Me?"
"My god, you even talk like a porn story. Do people really get flustered enough to stutter like that?"
"Apparently." I am now blushing toward crimson. I can feel it.
"I'm sorry." There was real contrition in his voice. "I didn't mean to make fun of you. I really do find you attractive. What's your name?" I thought furiously. I wasn't willing to tell him who I was. What if he'd read my stories? His expectation would be waaaaay out of proportion to what I really was. I picked one of my characters.
"I'm Taylor," picking a name from my Culberhouse Rules series that I wished, at the moment, I actually resembled. Well... I was hairy as fuck, but damn I wished I had his 'fuck it; let's get down to business' attitude right then, "and you?"
"Well, 'Taylor'," you could hear the air quotes, "call me David." I blushed more, knowing that the next embarrassment would likely lead to me bleeding from my pores.
"So, your room or mine?" This time I did spew a little of my coke. David chuckled and handed me napkins, then bent to retrieve my cocktail straw which he set on the table.
"What makes you think I want to go to either room? With you or anyone else?"
"Welllllll," he drawled leeringly, "you were all doe-eyed when you were cruising me. Don't look like that. I could see you in the bar mirror." FUCK! I hate mirrors. I cheat constantly in my stories with one characters using a mirror to see if someone might be interested, but I never thought about it in real life! "And you kept glancing at me as we talked. And, when I bent down to get the straw, I noticed that you are either sexually attracted to me or you're smuggling a zucchini in your jock strap."
"Oh. My. God." I dropped my face into my hands and moaned, "this isn't happening." How the fuck did he know I had a jock strap? And why was he looking?!?
I felt his long-fingered hand on my shoulder. His voice was soft, beautiful and maybe a little worried, "It can be. You know. If you want it to be happening."
I looked up and saw a real fear of rejection in his eyes. I heard a little voice in the back of my head screaming, 'What the fuck are you doing?' and sent my libido off to stick a ball gag in it. "M-M-M-My room?"
We had barely made it in the door when David pulled me into a kiss. He was good, but so was I. I poured my fear and need and lust and passion into the kiss, making David, for that moment, my entire world. He finally pulled back.
"Holy fuck but you can kiss!"
"You too, but you're also very tall. I have a crick in my neck. We'd both be the same height, though, if we were doing this on the bed?" That made him actually laugh, a musical, ringing sound that set my innards squirming with delight. I'd go a long way to get that laugh again. We got to the bedside and I started to pull off my shirt.
"Oh, no, Taylor. I want to take my time unwrapping such a beautiful package." The 'beautiful' thing was way over the top, but I'd take any little ego boost I could get right then, even if I knew it was a flat-out lie. I sighed as I watched his hands slowly unbuttoning my shirt. 'Okay,' I thought to myself, 'this is the moment of truth. When he gets toward the bottom he'll see just how flabby I am. I will NOT cry if he changes his mind,' I lied to myself.
When he got to my disgustingly-hairy chest I heard him suck in as shuddering breath. Good sign? Bad sign? I don't do a lot of hookups, even with my husband's permission. And when I do, it's always someone I'd talked to for a day or so, giving me a chance to make sure that chubby hair-monsters aren't a turn off. He got to the last button and I literally held my breath. He pushed my shirt off my shoulders.
With my arms temporarily locked behind me by the sleeves, he moaned and suddenly was licking and sucking my left nipple. I groaned like a man possessed and threw off the restraining shirt, bringing one hand to the back of David's head and the other pulling his shirt out of his pants. I pulled him back just enough to whip the shirt away and brought him to my right nipple, which he began to feast upon.
He suddenly yelped and I pulled him up. "What?"
"Um, I'm kinda, well, uh... this is embarrassing. I'm kinda nut-locked in my briefs!" His blush, unlike mine, was absolutely adorable. I was on my knees in an instant and he whimpered as I got his pants open and reached into his briefs and extricated his boy bits. He sighed deeply then emptied his lungs with a long "ahhhhhhhh!' when I started to lick the previously-imprisoned orbs. He was rampant, as was I. His cock was dark, long, thin, with the slightest curve where I was shorter, thicker and uncut. Whoever had cut him had left a generous fold behind so his cock had plenty of room to grow, which it had.
I finished with his delicious, musky balls and licked up to his leaking tip, suckling just a little in preparation for taking as much as I could, as quickly as possible. The taste was nice, softly-salty with a hint of the same musk I'd sucked out of his balls.
"No-no-no-no-no!" He pulled me up with a power I never expected in his runner's frame, turned and pushed me back onto the bed, kicking his shoes, pants and briefs off as he clawed open my belt buckle. I love 501s, but they're a bitch when you're desperate. He made short work of them and I lifted my ass so he could pull them and my jock strap (I don't know how he guessed that in the bar), but it was only the jeans that hit to floor.
David then proceeded to give me a literal blow job, wrapping his lips around various parts of my jock-enclosed package and puffing his hot breath through the cloth as he nibbled and tongued me. Now, I write porn. It's what I do. But I still can't tell you what the fuck sound I made then. It involved syllables for which there are no letters on my keyboard! I'd written about this, but fuck if I didn't do the sensation a terrible disservice. NOTHING could really explain what that felt like, the warmth, the ego-rush, the sexual high it built. I clutched at the bedclothes, wringing them in my fists.
I don't know how it happened. It was like David owned a fucking teleporter. I was suddenly on my knees, chest to the mattress. I had about one second to register that fact before my ass exploded in delight. David was giving me a rim job for the ages. I luxuriated in that for minutes, soaking my jock with dogwater. I heard the telltale ripping of a condom pack and suddenly his tongue was replaced by a lube-slicked, inhumanly-long finger.
"FUCK YEAH!" I have never believed in quiet sex; it's one reason I try to get corner rooms -- less neighbors to call the front desk. My motto has always been, "Let your lover know when he's doing it right." His finger slid into me effortlessly (I'm not exactly a virgin) and his t-t-t-t-t-tongue came back and started to tease the fleshy lips around his digit. A second finger joined the party and I nearly launched off the bed when one of them found my love nut.
I was thrusting myself back onto his fingers and cussing like a sailor's whore. He got me loosened enough for a third finger, at which point I, well... I lost it.
"Get that fucking cock into me bitch! Now! Stop the fucking teasing and get to work, stud! Breed my ass, motherfucker!" And appropriate similar demands surrounded by fuck noises, but I went utterly silent when his knob started knocking at my back door. I held still, terrified it might not happen, as he thrust into the canal between my ass-rings. I yipped at the pain then I moaned deeply, "Oh, GOD! Fuck me David. Make me your bitch! Please!"
That first long thrust took some getting used to. I bit a hole through the comforter. I actually budget for that, you know. I tend to end up with slightly-tattered bedclothes after a convention. He started slowly and kept changing the angle until I screamed, "YEAH!" as he tripped my prostate. I heard him growl above me and start pummeling that spot, which he did for at least five minutes of ecstasy. I grunted, whine, whinnied and howled through his masterful fuck.
"Um, Uh, Ummmmmmmm -- DAVID! David, if you want this to l-l-l-l-l-l--l-l-last, you need to stop! I'm gonna, gonna, gonna, ah, ah, UHN! FUCK! Uhn-uhn-uhn!" I shot into my jock as he pile-drove the cum out of me, keeping perfect rhythm with my eruptions. I collapsed forward and felt David pull out and flip me over.
I squeaked like a startled rodent when he started to suck the cum out of my jock. He had the most talented mouth I've ever encountered in real life. He had me hard and leaking again in no time and hoisted my legs up. I grabbed them instinctively and cried out when he started rimming me again. He didn't waste a lot of time and I heard another rubber-wrapper rip. He stood looking straight into my eyes, his becoming a green ocean into which I would have loved to drown. He bent forward and started to kiss me, gently, then with passion. I screamed into the kiss when I felt him reenter me, his thrusts now deep, slow, erotic.
I felt myself getting close just as David lost his battle to keep a steady pace. He started to shake and I pulled him into me, wrapping my beefy thighs around me. "Breed me, David. Show me you like it. Fill me up, you fucking stud!" And he did. He came for, well, a long-long-long time and was shuddering with aftershocks, but he left himself lodged in there. He moved his torso back up as if reading the need in my mind. My paw thrust into my jock and jerked myself maybe six times as he lazily thrust in and out to keep my ass in heaven. I erupted in both sound and jism as I shot for the second time, then we both fell to the bed, side by side, utterly spent.
"Jesus fucking Christ, David. That was amazing." I was huffing and puffing like the little engine that could. "Are you one of the, um, actors? Cuz you are amazing! Sorry -- reusing adjectives is bad. I know that. But I've never even written sex like that!"
He laughed as he panted. "Actor? Like porn star? Far from it. Wait, are you saying you're a writer? Cool. So am I. I wonder if we read each other."
"Well, I lied about my name. I picked one of my characters. Taylor."
"Hmm. Taylor. What story?"
"It's an incest piece called Culberhouse Rules." David went absolutely silent. Okay, what the fuck did I say?
His voice was a little husky with perhaps a tint of mirth, "Culberhouse Rules, huh? Well, I, um, lied about my name too. I took it from one of my own stories. David is the reporter in a thing I wrote with a few other called Bearding the Lion."
I sat up. "Seriously? The incredibly-hot boxing piece which nearly made me need a new keyboard since I barely got aimed away in time? That too cool. I fucking love that story. One of your collaborators is a favorite of mine. Are you sharkb8sonroids? Or Graham Groans?" He shook his head and I frowned. "I know you're not Jeff cuz I know Jeff. WOW! You're, like, Brooding Muscle?!?"
"No, but I know all of them." I scowled. I couldn't remember anyone else in the credits for that one other than Boy Mercury, who wouldn't be in town until tomorrow. He started to laugh, then doubled over at the look on my face. I blushed hard. I hate being laughed at.
"Well, then, who the fuck are you?"
"I'm the guy who was planning to meet Bear Pup tomorrow but I flew in early because of weather. I'm Boy Mercury X and you... you're Orson Cadell!"
This story is readable because volunteers pre-read and offered fixes to my fuck-ups. Special thanks go out to Zach, Jack and the selfsame Jeff mention near the end of the story, as well as the star of the show, one of my absolute favourite Nifty authors, Boy Mercury X.
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