Author's note: The SEX Men is a direct sequel to my series of short stories called Anthology:
https://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/sf-fantasy/anthology/
However, this story is separate and can be read without reading the series. Herein is an attempt to summarise the main people, places and events. Even this is not essential and, honesty, the first-person narrator is bonkers! The SEX Men does it's best to refresh readers minds of important details while introducing whole new story and character arcs. Enjoy!
- J.
Disclaimer: despite the punny title, this story is NOT based on any comic book title, character or property. It is an original piece of fiction and any resemblance to people, places or events (real or fictional) is unintentional.
This is a reality similar to our own; a universe of infinitive possibilities, of extraordinary powers and incredible circumstances. The SEX Men is a group of elite agents... and also amateurs. Together they must use their abilities against a powerful enemy.
The SEX Men
Vol. 1 : Issue. 0
(Actually, I have lots of issues! But I've got stuff to get on with. We'll talk later.)
The Prelude!
(What is a prelude? Is it the same as a prologue? I'll check. More or less. Let's stick with Prelude. It sounds sophisticated. Other synonyms include: preface, preamble, overture, introduction, foreword, exordium... Fuck, I should have used exordium! Exxxordium! SEXordium! Sigh, I've really made a mess of this.)
VOICEOVER
It all begins in an alternate universe! Another dimension. A realm beyond Yggdrasil. An Earth way past 616... like... maybe even a four-digit number. Let's call it Earth 3141. Also, it's not alternate to me. Maybe where you are its alternate but where I am, you're the alternates. Anyway, this is a world of extraordinary powers and incredible circumstances. It's a world where an anthology of seemingly unconnected stories and events and people have all led to this moment. It's almost as if it was planned that way but only after the third story was successful and a retcon was devised. But who are the people, the characters, the stories, the chapters, the think of another synonym later...
"Milo, what the fuck are you doing?" Jay asked.
"Hm?" Milo replied innocently.
"Why are you doing that voice and what the heck are you talking about?" Jay asked his little brother.
"I'm telling everyone about the story so far," Milo responded as if it was obvious.
"Right. And by everyone you mean?" Jay prompted.
"Everyone," Milo gestured to his audience.
The audience was a raggedy teddy bear, a unicorn and a panda. If you included the chair the panda was sitting on, the audience numbered four.
"That's great buddy," Jay said supportively because it was easier than probing further into the mind of his lunatic brother who he loved very much. "Look, I'm going to McDonald. You want anything?"
"I want mac & cheese," Milo asserted.
"Milo, McDonalds doesn't do mac & cheese," Jay replied patiently.
"Oh, then no. I don't want anything," Milo answered unperturbed.
Milo turned back to his audience as Jay left his brother's room, catching the resumption of the fifteen-year old's storytelling.
"It all began..."
ANTHOLOGY I – IT'S A WONDERLUST LIFE
C'mon, It's A Wonderful Lust would have been a way better title.
DECEMBER 2019
This was a story in which a man named George contemplated suicide a few days before Christmas until an Angel showed him what the world would be like without him and taught George his life was worth living.
I know, it sounds shamelessly derivative.
The Angel's name was Angelo, he knows it's a name that's on the nose. Because I told him so. After saving George from ending his life, Angelo demonstrates Chronal Cognition – the ability to see through time. Angelo used it to see George's past and George relived a difficult history. It added context to what was happening in the present – the reason why George had stood on a bridge a few days before Christmas.
George's hot boyfriend, Henry, was a jerk. He was hot though, just to be clear. They had sex and it was good, very sexy. After, Henry complained that George still hadn't come out to his religious and therefore disapproving parents. So, when Henry outed him, he got dumped. George had a totally cool brother though and I kept hoping for a cheeky pseudo-incest scene. Was that too much to ask?
So that was why George felt to low and how Angelo came to meet him and stop him from ending his life. But since that was the past and stuff George already knew, he was unimpressed. So, Angelo showed George a different timeline.
It's called Parachronal Cognition – the ability to see into adjacent timelines. Angelo showed George a world where he had never been born. Luckily George meets his roommate Billy who doesn't know him because George was never born. Honestly, if you're not following this you only have yourself to blame; watch a sci-fi movie sometime, read a comic book, watch a sci-fi movie based on a comic book... read the original bastard Anthology story! Where was I?
Right, Angelo shows George that the world sucks without him. Billy is alone, his brother is dead and his horrible parents are divorced. When George returns to the really real reality (I'm not being deliberately confusing, you're deliberately confusing) he realises feelings for Billy that he'd never thought about it before the narrative restraints of an 18,000-word story. They had sex if that's all you're interest in. Actually, they make love if that's a different thing.
Angelo eventually reveals how he was called to help George in the first place. He was called by the people who love George – his brother and the parents who are struggling to accept him. Struggling but not incapable. It's a nice ending – a happy young man, a happy family and a new boyfriend.
Angelo got his wings after helping George but I think that's a metaphor because he can't fly and doesn't actually have wings which would be totally badass.
Well, anyway, that's kinda where all this started. Angelo's story about helping George find happiness.
ANTHOLOGY II – ASSPORT CONTROL
MARCH 2020
Ok, so... I hate to break it to you...
Assport Control is a pun by the way. Passport Control except I made a sexual play on words. (P)assport Control, get it? Anyway:
Ok, so I hate to break it to you but America is a terrible place. Assport Control was a cautionary tale about the Federated American Republic (the F.A.R.) becoming a dystopia. You could say they went too FAR!
Is this thing on?
So what was so bad about it? I mean the story is all about the public stripping, exposure, examination, exhibition and sexualisation of a man and his son at an airport. Totally hot! Lots of pictures taken. And the gay (I mean guy) who gets stripped is a dick (I mean cock)! His name was Sean Mills and his son was Paul. They were stripped in an airport in front of everyone who took pictures and then things got really humiliating. You may be wondering why? Well, because public sexual exhibitionism is a fun genre, that's why!
Paul deserved it, I guess? He was a political advisor to a tyrant who, once elected, decided it should be nearly impossible to elect someone else. Paul was the mastermind behind some really cool (and by that I mean nightmarish) laws: the Prerogative Search Act, Indefinite Detention Act, Compulsory Relocation Act, Deprivation of Appeal Act, Ingress and Egress Act. Don't they sound lovely? The power to strip a person in public, demean and dox them, detain or deport them and use the law against political enemies might sound like a good idea but apparently it made the country into a terrible place?
To set the scene, Assport Control retells the first time a "national citizen" was processed using the above laws. Treating immigrants and human beings who had illegally entered the country in a sexual or exposing way was one thing; exposing and humiliating a man who had been born in the F.A.R. – they couldn't get away with that, could they?
Alex was stripped naked in the airport, not a private room – in full view of everyone. His compulsory ID card had been rejected and it was either a fraud or it had been tampered with. Alex complied with the mortifying search to prove his innocence. The nudity was bad enough but they made him get hard too. His erection size wasn't even a piece of biometric data they had on file. They just did it to fuck with him. His cock, by the way, was NINE inches long. A fucking monster. Honestly, as unacceptable as mistreating people like this is, the Alex Court video remains one of the most downloaded videos of all time.
Anyway, scene set. Back to the present... which at the time was 2020, which is now the past because that's how time works... Back to the present where Sean and his son have been detained. Border and Transport Police accused Sean of having a fake ID card which was a very serious crime. Hence why they stripped him naked and his son naked and made them parade around.
The extremely public humiliation of the high-profile political figure and his son using the very laws he wrote was both ironic and the beginning of the end for that administration. Plus, the nude pics were smoking hot.
Like Alex Court, the unfortunate man who had set the benchmark for what the people of America would tolerate, Sean was totally exposed – no picture or footage or comment was too lewd. There were no limits. His son Paul, for some reason, was a little bit shy about being totally nude in public so he needed a bit of help to strip.
Sean was ordered to strip his own son.
They were in full view of everyone in the airport as the man and boy were fully exposed from butt to dick. Then they were examined and humiliating comments were made about their bodies. Their loss of dignity was broadcast all over the country and all over the world. If it sounds like a ghastly way to treat someone, it is. Gosh, imagine if you approved of other people being mistreated in a particular way because you hate them but the idea of it happening to you seemed unacceptable? I wonder if this is applicable to the real world?
My favourite bit is where Sean's own son frigged him with a seven-inch anal probe and he blew his load! Amazing! I mean, clearly the anal probe was a legitimate internal examination to make sure no contraband was being smuggled. When Faux News, a national news team, arrived the naked man getting probed by his naked son was broadcast to the entire F.A.R. It sealed Sean's fate and immortalised the humiliating ordeal.
As the Border and Transport Police continued to assert Sean's ID was forged, the unfair laws mandated deportation. If Sean wanted his son Paul to be spared the same fate, he only had to do one thing: fuck his own son. This was my other favourite bit! Sean bare backed his son and then felched the jizz from his ass.
It was the beginning of the end for the tyrannical government because after Sean, a powerful political figure, was exposed (literally) as the victim of the very laws he and his peers of disgustingly discriminatory gangrene-dicks had written, the opposition were able to capitalise on the weakness. It had taken the opposition years to devise precautions against every voter suppression strategy the `president' (lower case deliberate) could think of. He doesn't even deserve being named in this summary, suffice to say he was an autocrat with the initials HH (88) and he relished in how thinly veiled his Nazi inspirations were. In the end even his supporters turned on him – not because they suddenly disapproved of their social or political enemies being punished but because if it could happen to Sean Mills, it could happen to them.
Sean Mills was deported; naked on a plane... Naked on a Plane would be a totally cool sequel title... and no way home. Couldn't have happened to a hotter daddy with a surprisingly nice physique.
Angelo says this was the beginning of the end for the authoritarian government in the F.A.R. but what wasn't known at the time (I sense a retcon coming) was that the villain of OUR story had helped to orchestrate that political dystopia. After his machinations failed, he returned here to Albion.
Our villain's name is Jethro Renton-Mass.
Panda, are you paying attention? You can't just copy Unicorn's notes later you know! I'm about to tell you about another villain but also one of the heroes.
ANTHOLOGY III – YOU'RE THE BOSS
JUNE 2021
This is a tale about mind control and what happens when a sexy little fucker called Timmy uses his power to seduce men. And humiliate men. And make men do things... really filthy things. Like, this one time, Timmy was meant to be seducing a new employee of his father's. Timmy made a straight guy named Bill lick his toes and strip him. Timmy compelled Bill to say how much he wanted to see Timmy naked, then suck Timmy's cock and eating his cum.
There was a lot of dirty talk and poor Bill really was straight. But Bill was secretly working for a rival of Timmy's father. The seduction was all about turning Bill into a double agent who could be controlled by Timmy. Timmy also make Bill cream his own underwear. Except Bill was the wrong man! He had nothing to do with any of it. Oops!
Twist!
So, Timmy started again with the right man. Jeffrey. Timmy's father is a billionaire who runs a corporation that makes vehicles, engines and transport infrastructure. He also runs a lousy a social media platform that's awesome and I can't live without. Timmy was seducing Jeffrey because Jeffrey secretly worked for a rival business. For real this time though, that twist would only work once, right?
Seducing Jeffrey and then turning him into a double agent was the plan! And, I'm guessing, sexual gratification. Timmy is a horny boy. Timmy took Jeffrey to his bedroom and made the man strip him, playing innocent all along. More dirty talk, I think Timmy has a thing for verbally mortifying men.
Jeffrey told Timmy to strip him too so he took the man's clothes off. Once Timmy was naked, he sucked Jeffrey's cock. Then Jeffrey fucked him. It was all mind controlling for sex which is... bad?
I mean, it's unethical, right? If I had powers to command a man to eat his own cum out of my ass like Timmy did, would I? Ok, look, this isn't about me.
After Timmy came all over himself, he demanded Jeffrey lick it all up. Timmy had recorded the whole thing and planned to use it against Jeffrey but there was one problem, Timmy wasn't in control. Jeffrey was a mind controller too – he was in control.
Twist!
There was a real battle of wills. Timmy and Jeffrey developed a companionable enmity since this all happened. Jeffrey turned the tables and started filming Timmy and then commanded Timmy to shave off his already sparse pubes. Jeffrey won't let me see the video so I'm picturing Timmy being played by a skinny, twinky American with a French name and medium length curls. But that's just me fan casting. What was I saying?
Right. Shaved his pubes off. Jeffrey then controlled Timmy and had the boy top him!
If I'm honest, I'm also picturing myself being played by a skinny, twinky American with a French name and medium length curls. Sorry. I get distracted.
Timmy even got Jeffrey in a piledriving position while he fucked the man. If you don't know what that is, read part three for the description! Duh! Or use a search engine that exists in your dimension. You guys have Findit, right? Pile driving. Sexual ecstasy. After Timmy shot in Jeffrey's ass, Jeffrey cleaned Timmy's cock and shot his load in Timmy's face.
The thing is, the whole sexual escapade was a battle of wills between the two mind controllers. After Jeffrey left, thinking he'd won, Timmy exercised his powers on a weaker-willed butler. Timmy has a butler? Who the fuck is he, a winged mammal inspired masked vigilante?
Anyway, after having his wicked way with the butler, Timmy reported to his father. What kind of boy makes a butler jerk him off using his feet? Timmy reported to his daddy. His father. Controlling Jeffrey was all part of the plan but so was Jeffrey controlling him! Timmy knew all along that Jeffrey had the same power.
Twist!
That got confusing at the end.
ANTHOLOGY IV – JOIN THE TEAM
NOVEMBER 2022
Ok, strap yourselves on boys, this is where I come in. Milo, a primarily secondary character.
Fine! This was really about my brother Jay. Jay had recently turned eighteen and was perving on the man next door. In fairness, Matt is a hottie! Through the window, Jay was watching Matt jerk off. In fairness, Jay is a pervert!
It was raining when Jay unwisely went for a run – like, raining suspiciously heavily. When he got home, dad and I (maybe I should refer to myself in third person for clarity?)... When Jay got home, his dad and wonderful, cute, sweet, clever, loud-when-he-eats-brownies brother Milo had gone out and locked the door. Luckily, his hot neighbour Matt was home.
Jay was soaking wet.
Matt didn't want Jay getting water all over the floor so made him strip in the hall before letting him shower and offering only a towel to cover up with. Once Jay was only wearing a towel, Matt demonstrated an incredible power – he can control the weather. It's really cool! But he also told Jay he had an incredible gift too – Jay could make himself invisible.
How could Jay not know he had awesome invisibility powers? Well, because of a plot contrivance, that's why! Matt proved it by stealing Jay's towel so he was totally exposed totally naked. I used totally twice because I'm excited.
Because Jay can be invisible, his peen isn't always visible. The ability can be stress induced like sweating or premature ejaculation. So why did Matt tell Jay about invisibility and weather control? Who is the mysterious Matt who knows more about Jay than Jay?
This is where we learn about the Denego Potentia Department (DPD) – a subcontracted, independent intelligence group. Personally, I think Denego Potentia is the name of a popular Furry in the Pornography series The Fur-ther Adventures of Foxxxy. But I might be wrong. Denego Potentia actually means "to deny power," which apparently is part of our job. Making sure superpowers stay a secret and stopping people who misuse their abilities. Matt is the co-leader of the team, with Angelo as the other leader because it was a convenient retroactive amendment to include a time-sensitive character with ambiguously predictive and enigmatic powers.
But back to the smut. Matt told Jay about the DPD. Jay is naked in Matt's house. Jay can turn invisible. It's still raining. Of course Jay goes out into the rain and masturbates. Jay was actually quite shy and body conscious but since he can't turn his clothes invisible, he needed to be nude to learn his powers. Standing in the rain, Matt could see where the water hit the naked invisible boy as he pleasured himself outside. Filthy!
Once he was home, Jay tested his power by walking around naked while his dad and Milo were playing computer games. Jerking off in the living room where his family were, Jay was excited that no-one could see him being dirty and he came on Milo's back. Milo is a sexy boy who likes hanging out in his undies and he'd taken off his vest to celebrate beating his dad at FIFA. You could say Jay came on Milo's bareback! If you wanted.
The thing is, Milo isn't as stupid as he pretends to be. He knew about Jay's invisibility and Matt's weather powers. So, when Milo goes to Jay's room and gets naked, he reveals he knows Jay is there even though he can't actually see his brother.
You see, Milo has a memory manipulation ability. He can replay real memories or create entirely false ones; copy or implanting memories from one person to another has DPD written all over it. I wonder if DP also stands for double penetration? Is there a Double Penetration Department? And if there's not, don't you think there should be?
Milo reveals that when Jay had watched Matt masturbate that morning, it wasn't real. Well, it was real – it was Milo's memory and he implanted it in Jay like a perv ninja. Milo demonstrates his ability further by showing Jay another memory...
Milo getting fucked by their stepdad. Milo liked the memory because his stepdad fucked his tight hole hard and deep and raw. Jay was amazed by the realness of the memory – he could smell the ripeness of sweat, breath and cum. Sweat mixed with aftershave and deodorant that made Milo's skin was shine.
When Jay roused from Milo's memory, Milo was jerking off in his face. Honestly, what kind of disgusting little sex-obsessed freak would so such a thing? After getting his face plastered with cum, Jay even cleaned his brother's dick. Milo wanted to show his ability off even more so he created a new memory just for Jay. A false memory. A new origin story about discovering his invisibility at school...
Jay remembered something than never happened. A secret tryst with the headmaster's son, Striker – a closeted gay bully who kissed Jay and tricked him into getting naked. Striker only looked away for a few seconds to gloat to his friends and get his phone ready for pictures. It was long enough for Jay to turn invisible. Striker and his friends took Jay's clothes with them, stranding Jay naked in school. But if Jay was naked, he could walk about the corridors and classrooms – butt naked and dick dangling. He went in search of Striker and found him in class.
Fuck knows what Striker thought was going on when invisible hands made him hard. But the hands were hot and horny and jerked him off. It was only when Striker came in his underwear and school trousers that he realised the stain wet jizz would make. Jay completed Striker's humiliation by cumming on his face and his orgasm released a very heavy load! Striker was humiliated when everyone in the class saw him with cum-stained trousers and spunk all over his face.
Jay's faux origin story wasn't over yet. After finding clothes in the lost and found, Jay was met by Matt who seemed to know Jay would be there. He explained about Jay's invisibility but less well than in reality because Milo doesn't understand how it works.
Invisibility is something to do with futons and Quorn tum sexual entanglement. I think?
Back to reality, Jay roused to find Milo riding his cock. Jay was taking his little brother's virginity. It felt good, they both felt good. After Jay came yet again – this time inside Milo's tight butt, it was nearly the end of the story. Jay and Milo exploring sex and superpowers together; recruited to join a league of gifted/ enhanced (should really settle on a single term) people who are trying to protect the county and maybe the entire world!? Too dramatic?
So that's how it ends – with me and Jay joining Denego Potentia. I call us the SEX Men. They kinda hate it when I call it that but I'm wearing them down. I'm good at that.
ANTHOLOGY V – SEASON'S MEETINGS
DECEMBER 2022
This seasonal tale is a sweet romance between two high school peers on a road trip. Superpowers and flashbacks ensue...
Steve and Hugh were driving home for Christmas. Actually, their teacher was driving them. Actually, he wasn't their teacher – it was Matt pretending to be their teacher and Milo had implanted false memories of him... but that was a twist. Pretend to be surprised if you haven't already read it which you totally should.
Steve and Hugh were school friends... school acquaintances. Together, they had won the Four Nations Academic Decathlon which was an amazing achievement. Steve's dad was a real dick about it but I think he's just like that. Unfortunately, due to snow, the boys and their teacher had so stop overnight instead of driving on to where they live (ambiguously, they live in the North of Scotland).
Two boys. One room. Overnight. What could possibly happen?
Hugh is, and I say this with great affection, a bit... hmm... well... he's a bit... Hugh is `neurodivergent' and Jay tells me it's rude to use quotation marks when I say that. I don't mean it disrespectfully – I like Hugh. Hugh is tall and thin, I could picture him being played by a skinny, twinky American with a French name and medium length curls. Panda, stop complaining, he's a very diverse actor; if anyone can play three characters in one movie, it's him!
What's going on again? Right. Snow. Stranded overnight. While Matt checked them in, Steve and Hugh went to the toilet and Hugh commented loudly about Steve looking at his penis. I guess because Hugh finds it difficult to filter his thoughts. I wonder what that's like?
The thing was, Steve was distracted by something that happened a few days before the Academic Decathlon. Steve's best friend Blair was talking about Hugh (calling him both weird and weird) and then teasing Steve by rubbing his sweaty shirt and groin in Steve's face. Since Steve was still in the closet this was simultaneously awesome and terrifying. They'd been playing football and boys being boys, nudity was casual and thoughtless – Blair pushed down his shorts to expose his penis to Steve's face without giving it much thought. Steve was thinking about it a lot!
Steve didn't know where the courage to do it came from but he kissed Blair and one thing led to another and Steve was on his knees sucking his friend's dick and swallowing his cum. Blair regretted it immediately and almost literally ran away, leaving Steve confused and ashamed. But not so confused or ashamed that he didn't want to jerk off. Steve was caught by a teacher right at the crucial moment – shooting cum all over the shower floor as his teacher looked on. Embarrassing!
Back to the present, Steve and Hugh were stranded overnight at a hotel and Steve still hadn't heard from his best friend since the kissing and sucking event had taken place.
When they get to their room, they discovered there was only one bed and would have to share. Bumming. I mean, bummer. While Hugh went to speak to Matt (their teacher who wasn't actually their teacher), Steve got naked to shower (because he didn't want to get his clothes wet by showering with them on). Hugh walks in on him because he doesn't understand boundaries.
After getting dressed and going to dinner, the boys went outside to enjoy the snow until Hugh got cold and headed inside. However, this is where it gets interesting! Steve was distractedly walking across the car park when a car skidded towards him – he was about to be run over until he wasn't. Steve and the car blinked, switching places, and saving him from certain death. Or at least injury. I don't really know how RTA's work. Steve knew Hugh had saved him somehow.
They talked about it back in their room but Hugh was reluctant to admit he had done anything so Steve revealed he had a secret. He can literally see emotions as colours and shapes around people. Hugh then demonstrated his gift – the ability to teleport. Which, by the way is totally awesome! Hugh admitted when it first happened, his clothes didn't travel with him so he was naked. Hugh demonstrated this by teleporting right in front of Steve so his dick was in Steve's face.
Steve is so lucky!
Sharing their secrets brought them closer. Once they were both decent again – dressed and not naked, they went to bed. But Hugh had a question – he often does – about their teacher Matt. There is no teacher Matt. Somehow, they both thought he was their teacher but he's not. So who is he?
Well, we know who he is: I fucking told you who he is but Steve and Hugh don't find out for another nine paragraphs.
Before that, Steve and Hugh discussed the revelation that they seemed to have new memories about a man they did not know. Then they cuddled. Then they kissed. Then Hugh said he could feel Steve's erection. Is it big? I bet it's big. I asked and Hugh would have told me but Steve interrupted because he's a prude like that. Hugh was hard too, apparently. Hugh asked Steve if he was gay and Steve could have just been honest but he wasn't ready to admit it to anyone so he told Hugh he didn't know.
Steve knew! He fell asleep thinking about thinking about giving Hugh a blowjob and then riding his cock. Anyways...
In the morning, Hugh casually undressed, nonchalantly standing around nude before going for a shower. While Hugh did that, Steve started taking care of his morning wood but got distracted – his best friend finally sent a message and they were still friends. Yay for straight allies! Of course Hugh walked in and said he could see Steve's erection. Yay for impromptu exposure!
When Steve and Hugh went to breakfast, they confronted Matt who admitted he wasn't their teacher but had made them think he was. Then he did a cool thing with clouds. Yea. Clouds. It proved his weather powers and Matt seemed to already know all about Steve and Hugh's powers. But how? And why had he come to them?
Feeling betrayed and violated, Hugh translocated home. Steve took the long way – driving through the snow on a waffle open slay... hold on, is that right? I'll check Findit... that's not the lyrics? What the fuck is a one-horse open sleigh?
In part two... look, I can only apologise so many times for my narrative skills – it's a really cute and erotic story if you don't want my rendition. I promise not to sing Jingle Bells again though. Back to the story...
Steve was drying his balls and perineum.
Ok, that one isn't even my fault, that's in the story! Steve was naked and drying himself when Hugh appeared out of nowhere. Since Hugh could see Steve was naked, he commented about it and they talked about masturbation and sex. Hugh really was not very inhibited or reserved about that kind of thing. Hugh admitted to thinking about being naked in public places too, which is a bit kinky, isn't it?
Hugh got naked too as they discussed their powers. That's why Hugh had arrived at Steve's house – because they had arranged a meeting with Matt about Denago Potenia and about joining the team. Instead of talking about that, they got into bed and Hugh told the story about how he discovered his translocation powers.
It started sixty-nine days earlier – lol, only joking. I just wanted to say sixty-nine. It was five hundred and seventy something – June 2021. Hugh had antagonised a group of thugs by existing – some people are just jerks no matter what dimension you're from – and didn't make it better by being very Hugh about it. Is Hugh a verb? Is now, that's cool, right?
After teasing Hugh about the way he talked and the fact he had admitted to looking at them (they were cute boys, who wouldn't look? Well, straight boys I guess. I don't mind them being straight but can't they shove it down my throat? They can shove it down my throat if they want actually). Where was I? Right. Hugh looked, the assholes threatened him, Hugh ran. Hugh stumbled over the top of the hill with the boys gaining on him and suddenly, he was crashing to the ground in a different place. The ground was still grassy but it was flat and he was naked. He'd translocated.
Hugh quickly met a hot Welsh dude – he's somehow travelled three hundred and something miles in a second. Dylan, the Welshman, invited Hugh into the rugby club (did I mention he was on a rugby pitch?) – he'd finished practice for the day so he got naked to take a shower and invited Hugh to join him. Things quickly escalated to kissing and groping which was when Dylan discovered Hugh had a surprisingly big cock. Hugh had barely started tugging on Dylan's cock when Dylan went down on him and Hugh enjoyed his first blowjob. He didn't cum but Hugh did reciprocate and sucked Dylan until the man blew his load in Hugh's mouth.
Dylan then let Hugh jerk himself off – splashing Dylan's face with jizz. Since he didn't warn Dylan about the facial, he was a little annoyed. Dylan got dressed after that – so he could enjoy being clothed while Hugh was still bare. Then Dylan freaked out to discover Hugh was only sixteen years (and four days) old while he was twenty-five. Hugh is so lucky to get a hot older man!
But yea, Dylan wasn't just annoyed but angry and when Hugh got scared, he disappeared. Then again and again and again – translocating into multiple locations: outside an American high school, a park in Australia, a street in Japan and then home. Back to where he started.
Back in bed, in the present (December 2022), Hugh finished his story Steve invited Hugh to his New Years Eve party. Then Matt arrived with Jay and they discussed the wonderful abilities of everyone on the team. Jay helped by getting naked (yay!) and then invisible (boo!). Matt discussed the potential role Steve and Hugh could play in the coming conflict with our mysterious enemy. Steve was in particular danger because his father works for the villain – Jethro Renton-Mass. Matt left the boys to consider the offer of joining the team.
Later, it was time to P-A-R-T-Y! Steve and his friends were drinking and talking about how "funny" (peculiar, not ha ha) and "weird" Hugh is but they were happy enough that Steve's new friend had been invited. Happy but bewildered – then very happy when Hugh brought high strength alcohol. I tried gin once and nearly fell over. Then I did fall over. True story. I also sang Waterloo by Abba but that might not have been the booze. I was doing the Agnetha vocals and Unicorn did Benny's. But that's a different story and there's not as much nudity. There is some nudity though.
Steve's friends got hammered (which is a euphemism – I had a euphemism once when I was watching a Thomas Dutch movie where he was wearing a thong... I meant orgasm. I don't know what a euphemism is, but it sounds contagious. Hugh has problems with euphemisms too and also aphorisms and axioms. I wonder if you'd die if you had euphemism, aphorism and axiom at the same time. For sure you'd have a fever, right?). Anyway, where was I?
Steve and Hugh went outside to watch the fireworks. It was just before midnight, moments before the new year. They kissed and Steve said a pun (I like puns). It was a cute moment. Unfortunately, Steve's father came outside and ruined the moment. He was a total jerk towards Hugh so when he went back inside, Steve and Hugh ran away together (I'm being dramatic but they did go to a deserted island on the other side of the world: sunny skies, sandy beaches, five stars on trip advisor).
Hugh translocated them to Gravett Island which is really just a gratuitous and obscure Star Trek reference. They got naked you'll be happy to hear. Touching, frotting, getting hard. Steve started sucking Hugh's cock, which was big and tasty. Steve could see Hugh was happy – his ability to see emotion, making him feel even closer to Hugh in their first moments of intimacy.
Steve couldn't help but think that he looked like the dominant person in their relationship but he was the one on his knees and then he was the one taking the passive role as they had sex for the first time. They were both virgins and it was a special moment. Hugh came across Steve's back and over his hole and afterwards, he finished Steve off with a blowjob.
Lying together, Steve admitted he had only told Blair he was gay. None of his other friends or family knew and he wanted to keep it that way. Hugh didn't mind. More than that though, Steve liked having Hugh all to himself. And that was how they spent the new year and began their relationship.
For days of auld lang syne.
In a post script, an addendum, an after credits scene...
The SEX Men (Angelo, Matt, Jay and most importantly me, Milo) discuss the need for a spy to obtain information about our enemy, Jethro Renton-Mass. There are some vague prophecies – Angelo hates when I call his insights prophecies. They are non-variance dependent temporospatial causal outcomes – what will happen if we do not make changes to precipitating events. So... nothing like prophecies.
Luckily, for the undercover mission into Mr Renton-Mass's affairs, Angelo and Matt know a spy (know a guy, get it?)... Matt's husband (separated)
The raggedy teddy responded by falling off its chair.
I know, it's an exciting set-up for the final Anthology story. Here, teddy, let's put you back on your chair and I'll continue...
ANTHOLOGY VI – THE SPY WHO LUBED ME
MAY/ JUNE 2023
Ok it's nearly now, now. All this stuff happened just a few weeks ago. I'm gonna summarise the shit out of this story. Like a news headline but more annoying. Breaking: your patience with my narrative skills.
There is a spy who calls himself Bind, Max Bind. But also Yuri Tiedup, Shepherd Knott, Major Flemyng – he's had a lot of names. Let's call him Max! Max enters a building by seducing an office boy called Joey Havecock. The building belonged to a man called Ernest Sukerfeel and he has a bonkers plan that we'll get into later. I'm guessing it wasn't strictly necessary to seduce Joey? To fuck his ass? To tie him to the desk and leave him there after breaking into Mr Sukerfeel's cybersecurity hub steal files so SCION (which I think it stands for Sexy Cocks Insert Orally Now) – the Albion Commonwealth's intelligence network – could figure out what Mr Sukerfeel was up to.
Magnanimously, Max jerked Joey off before leaving him tied up in the office covered in his own cum. He's a gentleman like that.
Max's handler is a man named Kash Spendpence (listen, there are a lot of easter eggs in this bastard story). Kash is the total screaming genius whose job it is to analyse the stolen... retrieved... files. Except he can't because they're encoded. Which is bad. But there's a decoder that can unlock the files. Which is good. But they don't have the decoder. Which is bad. But they know where the decoder is. Which is bad because the person who has it sucks! Guess who has it?
Go on! Guess!
Jethro Renton-Mass. I know , right? What are the fucking odds?! Max had been assigned to investigate and infiltrate JRM's office (does this sound familiar from the after credits scene I mentioned?) but his bosses got cold feet about investigating a powerful, unelected political advisor with limitless authority so Max was told unequivocally not to get involved.
However, JRM has the decoder and they need the decoder to decrypt the Sukerfeel files. So, Max and Kash sleep on it. And by that I mean they have sex! Max face fucked Kash and then bent over the bed for Kash to fuck him. Max is a bottom leaning vers which I was surprised to learn. Mostly I was surprised he told us. I did ask him if he was into younger guys but he just looked at me and then continued telling us what I'm telling you now.
Max and Kash are both well aware of nu-men (that's what SCION call people with abilities). There is a reason why gifted/ superpowered/ enhanced people are called this but it's something to do with Greek and honestly the only Greek I'm interested in is gyros if I'm hungry or their nude male sculptures if I'm hungry or their men if I'm hungry. Nu-men came up (after Max and Kash's cocks went down) because Jethro Renton-Mass has several of them working for him.
Jeffrey and Timmy (remember them from earlier?) are part of Mr Renton-Mass's management team. Head henchmen, maybe? Timmy isn't very hench though – he looks like a skinny, twinky American with a French name and medium length curls. Jeffrey has a good physique though and he was totally boning the head of JRM's security team, a man called Rider Topsman.
They were alone, Rider getting a blowjob before Jeffrey presented his ass for a multi-finger probing. Rider was just about to fuck his lover when they were interrupted. Someone had broken into the building – into Jethro Renton-Mass's office to be exact. Guess who it was?
Go on! Guess!
Yep, Max was on the case of stealing the decoder from JRM. A fight broke out as Rider tried to stop him. Oddly enough, Max and Rider knew each other from their time in the Armed Forces. They didn't like each other much. Of course, Max completed his mission – because he's the main character – and escaped with the decoder.
Max delivered the decoder to Kash who got to work decrypting Ernest Sukerfeel's files. Remember, Jethro Renton-Mass is the big dick of the franchise but Ernest Sukerfeel is the limp dick of this particular story. While Kash did his thing, Max went home. But he wasn't alone.
And by "he wasn't alone," I don't mean in a good way. Rider had broken into his home, fired for allowing JRM's office to be broken into. Why was this a problem? Well, Rider wasn't Rider. Rider was Cyrus. Well, technically Cyrus was Rider. I'm not telling this right...
Rider reveals that he's really a spy called Cyrus Hyatt and Cyrus is a nu-man who can change his physical appearance. He was undercover as Rider to get close to Mr Renton-Mass and find out his plans; Max ruined that by stealing the decoder and getting him fired.
Oh, and Cyrus is Matt's husband (separated).
Max and Cyrus agree to work together. Max's immediate priority is Ernest Sukerfeel but after that, he'll help Cyrus and the SEX Men to stop whatever it is Jethro Renton-Mass is up to. What is Mr Sukerfeel's plan? Well, Kash has just figured it out. Mr Sukerfeel has built a hinderferon transmitter...
What, you don't know what that is? Sounds made up? You never watched a farfetched spy movie before?
...it's a device that will render men impotent. Sukerfeel is himself impotent and misery loves company. Also population control and resources or something. Read the full story for more specifics than "or something." I think we can all agree, taking erections away from men and boys is pure evil. This guy needed to be stopped!
Max took a short break from stopping bad guys to seduce Cyrus but he only checked him out and slept with him. Literally slept – nothing kinky. Max was naked and Cyrus was nearly naked but it was nothing sexual. I think it was a bit sexual. Before they could make any plans there was another problem.
Remember Joey? The cute office boy? Left tied up and covered in cum? Well, for some reason Ernest Sukerfeel thought that was suspicious. He left poor Joey exposed for all his workmates to see and then took him to his penthouse apartment. Which sounds nice. And tied him up. Which sounds nice. And then interrogated him. Less nice. Mr Sukerfeel didn't hurt Joey though – he was bait for Max.
I've seen Joey and he is bate for me, I can tell you. He looks like a skinny, twinky American with a French name and medium length curls (c'mon, who doesn't like a recurring joke?).
Operation: save Joey begins with Max giving Kash a blowjob because seduction and cum are kinda Max's thing. Because he has an insatiable sex drive. Because he has major emotional and sexual attachment to Kash. Which they discuss in a healthy and constructive way. Lol. Only joking.
To save Joey, Max needs Cyrus's help and en route they discuss nu-men – specifically, Jethro Renton-Mass. Max suspects JRM has abilities but he's more than just a nu-man – he's an Angel. Like Angelo. What is an Angel and how are they different from nu-men, you can ask?
Well, I can tell you I do not know. Because I'm inattentive and oh, look squirrel. Yea, I really don't know more than this: Angels are more powerful and inherit powers and nu-men spontaneously acquire abilities. Like, Max reveals his parents were both nu-men – since abilities are not heritable, Max can't have abilities.
Anyway, that conversation lasts until Max arrives at Mr Sukerfeel's building; he walks up to the reception, asks to speak to Ernest Sukerfeel and introduces himself. When Max meets Ernest Sukerfeel, he encounters a handsome man who can't get a boner. Max isn't being facetious when he says so what? There's way worse things than being impotent; like voting conservative or forgetting to cancel a subscription before the free trial is over. Max proves his point by getting almost naked (any excuse to show off his big cock) and started pleasuring Mr Sukerfeel's flaccid penis. Max's seduction skills really were exemplary that the villain was willing to be pleasured.
Meanwhile, Cyrus located Joey and raced the naked twink through crowded offices and cold, concrete stairwells. Unfortunately, Mr Sukerfeel had employed mercenaries as his private security. Honestly, Sukerfeel was out of his depth being a supervillain. Anyway, Max was half naked and incapacitated Mr Sukerfeel to join Cyrus and Joey.
Gunfire and cool action sequences ensued but Cyrus got captured while Max escaped with Joey. Poor Joey – still naked as the car raced into the busy city, still naked as they abandoned the car in the street, still naked as pedestrians filmed him, still naked as they escaped on a motorbike and were followed by a media helicopter. On a more serious note, with Cyrus captured, Max had another rescue mission to plan in addition to stopping Ernest Sukerfeel from sterilising the world with his anti-sex equation.
Who... who writes this stuff?!
Max took Joey to a secure location and bided his time for a few hours. How did Max pass those hours when his only company was a sexy, naked young man? By asking Joey to fuck his ass with his six-inch boy meat?! Is that all you ever think about? But yes, that is what happened.
Back at the Bunker, Max was in trouble. Kash was a little bit peeved about the public gunfire and the car chase and the bodies in the city centre. Poor form for a secret service agent to be so visible. Max is very persuasive when he has a ten-inch cock though. I mean when he wants to be. The mission to stop Mr Sukerfeel still needed to happen but he wouldn't get any help from conventional places so he went somewhere unconventional.
Grudgingly, Max went to Jethro Renton-Mass for help.
Before he could see Mr Renton-Mass, Max was entertained by Timmy. Most of Timmy's orders to Max were going to fell on deaf ears... that might be important... so when Max sexed it up with Timmy, it was at the discretion of his own seductive interests... that might be important too. The twinky mind controlling little bastard ordered Max to strip him and then suck him off. He's a romantic at heart. Timmy returned the favour by getting Max hard and then demanding Max fuck him. Timmy finished Max off by guzzling his cum and showing him to Mr Renton-Mass's office where Jeffrey was also waiting.
It was here that Max persuaded Jethro Renton-Mass to help him stop Ernest Sukerfeel and rescue Cyrus who Mr Renton-Mass still believed was Rider Topsman, his (former) chief of security. Max also discovered he had powers he didn't know about – like, superpower powers. Well, maybe not super but still an enhancement. Max can seduce (told you it was important) and augment orgasms which is pretty cool.
To complete his missions, Max needed the help of Jeffrey. They travelled to Mr Sukerfeel's island and tackled their objective in teams. Jeffrey appeared to appear to Cyrus; naked, scared and naked. The lovers kissed and sucked and fucked... and talked. Cyrus (looking like Rider) revealed his secret to Jeffrey and that's where it all starts to go wrong.
Timmy is a mind controller – he can tell people to see things. Timmy told Cyrus to see Jeffrey but really it was him – kissing and sucking and fucking... and talking. Cyrus's shapeshifting had just been revealed to the enemy.
The other team were busy planting explosives to destroy Mr Sukerfeel's impotence tower. Is it just me or does impotence tower sound like an oxymoron for an impotent person with a raging hardon? Might just be me. Max meanwhile confronted Ernest Sukerfeel and killed him.
As the story came to a close, Max realised that Cyrus's secret had been exposed and he was going to fail to save his friend. For now at least. In a final act action sequence, Max and Jeffrey escaped, destroyed the impotence tower (lol) and made a promise to save Cyrus. Probably in the inevitable follow-up story: The SEX Men.
ANTHOLOGY – THE HERO SAGA EPILOGUE
JUNE 2023 (now)
What else do you need to know before the big crossover story begins? Let's see...
We, the SEX Men, have a base called the Racetrack. Why is it called the Racetrack? Because it's a racetrack! Or it was. Matt and Jay have sex in Matt's room. I have my own room but I can fucking hear them. I mean, I can hear them fucking.
There was a lot of kissing and intimacy. Like when Matt came inside Jay's ass. That's the stuff romance novels are made of... contextually speaking, I don't mean there is literal cum in romance novels. I wonder if cum could be used in bookbinding though? Ok, Findit says no but what does it know?
Matt helped Jay finish off and when Jay came, it was in Matt's mouth. Can't let good food go to waste in this economy. Jay had turned invisible during the sex act which is pretty cool. Unfortunately they were interrupted by the arrival of a plane – remember the end of The Spy Who Lubed Me?
Max and Jeffrey had come to report recent events with Jethro Renton-Mass and that Cyrus, Matt's husband (separated) had been captured.
After discussing the danger of rushing into danger to rescue Cyrus, Angelo and Matt agree they need to gather the whole team. But first, Max shares the discover that he has powers. The ability to seduce and enhance orgasms might not seem important but what is important is that Max's parents were nu-men... which means Max shouldn't be. That's not how our abilities work. But if what Max says is true then...
"So that's what he's up to."
That's what Angelo said and he doesn't elaborate further. Then our part in the epilogue was over which is like when that TV show stopped mid
Jethro Renton-Mass doesn't think he's evil. He's just the kind of good guy who helps dictators and tyrants, monarchs, murderers, deviants and philanderers... I think I meant philanthropists.
Jethro knew something had gone wrong the moment Timmy entered his office but it was a good news/ bad news day.
Bad news: the hinderferon tower that Ernest Sukerfeel built had been destroyed and Mr Renton-Mass had been very keen on controlling it for some reason. Also Ernest Sukerfeel was dead so rebuilding it would be tricky and time-consuming. Like, maybe three stories from now time-consuming. Oh, and Max had escaped and Jeffrey had betrayed them and joined their enemy (that's us, the SEX Men).
Good news: they had discovered Rider was really a shapeshifter, that he was called Cyrus and he is Matt's husband (separated).
So it was really more of a bad news/ bad news/ bad news/ bad news/ good news situation if you think about it.
Timmy offered to find out everything Cyrus knew because he's a naughty boy who likes using his powers for evil. However, Jethro Renton-Mass entrusts Timmy with organising another mission. There is a boy in safehouse protected by Denago Potentia and Jethro wants the boy brought to him. Timmy correctly infers the boy is special, gifted, enhanced.
A nu-man like Timmy and most of the SEX Men? Not quite, the boy is more like Angelo and Jethro Renton-Mass. He's an Angel.
CUMMING SOON!
So I guess that's it.
That's the Anthologyverse so far. All those characters, those exiting powers, the sex and intrigue and mysteries. So many unanswered questions: will Milo get more to do and will Milo use his powers for exciting sex scenes and how will Milo advance the plot and will Milo ever get to see Max's ten-inch cock and will Milo get captured too and will Milo...
"Milo?" Jay interrupted. "Are you still busy doing... whatever it is you're going?"
"I'm almost done," Milo replied.
"I made you mac and cheese," Jay told his little brother.
"Cool!" Milo bounded towards him. "But also..."
"Yes, I know," Jay interrupted again.
"You don't know!" Milo replied confidently.
"I also got you a happy meal," Jay said.
"Oh, I guess you do know. You're the best, Jay," Milo responded.
Jay put his arm around Milo's shoulders as they reached the top of the stairs.
"Milo?" Jay said seriously.
Jay looked seriously at Milo who tried to interpret the grave expression.
"You know all this is serious, right?" Jay said.
"Yep," Milo replied.
"You know that it's dangerous?" Jay reminded him.
"Y- yea," Milo responded more sullenly.
"You know Jethro Renton-Mass and Timmy Kotes might be a match for the whole team and there's eight of us," Jay continued.
"Yes. I know," Milo said. "But we're the good guys."
Jay chuckled softly at the earnestness and naivete of the statement.
"We're The SEX Men," Jay agreed.
Milo beamed at Jay for using the team name.
"The SEX Men are cumming now..." Milo promised.
TO BE COMMENCED...
The SEX Men is a 9 issue story of adventure, nudity, rescue, sex, politics, smut and revenge.
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Complete series: School Exhibitionism, The Symposium, The Embarrassment of Riches, Do As You're Told and A Series of Embarrassing Events.
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Short stories: Aiden's Accidental Autoerotic Assignment, Jogging Joe's Jaunty Journey and Peter's Past Posing Pictures.