Friends - The one with all the sex
DISCLAIMER This story is fiction and is not intended to imply anything about the true sexuality of the characters or the actors who portrayed the characters so well.
This is my first fanfic so I hope it's OK!
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Enjoy
"Urgh" Grunted chandler, "why can't I get girls who look like that" he said as the girls started running on baywatch
"Well, firstly , because you don't have much confidence " replied joey "and secondly-"
"Yeh yeh, that was a rhetorical question. "
"A what now?" Asked Joe
"A question I'd rather have unanswered." Said chandler, a little peed off.
"Anyway, what time you heading out?" Asked chandler
"Well the party starts at 8 so probably around that time, got any plans for when I'm out?"
" ,"Urgh" Grunted chandler, "why can't I get girls who look like that" he said as the girls started running on baywatch
"Well, firstly , because you don't have much confidence " replied joey "and secondly-"
"Yeh yeh, that was a rhetorical question. "
"A what now?" Asked Joe
"A question I'd rather have unanswered." Said chandler, a little peed off.
"Anyway, what time you heading out?" Asked chandler
"Well the party starts at 8 so probably around that time, got any plans for when I'm out?"
"You know just the usual, pizza TV ..."
"Your gonna Jerk off aren't ya?!"
"Oh yeh! A good long session with a bit of girl on girl porn, maybe some teacher student stuff"
"Good stuff" says joey, as he turns his head to watch the rest of baywatch
CHANDLERS POV
"Bye Joe " I from the loo as joey heads off, I unbuckle my jeans and pull out my dick to piss, a good 4 inches soft which grows to 7 when hard .
'Haven't been alone for ages, what should I do...' I mumble, wandering round the apartment . Ooh, maybe some phone sex , that's a good idea.. the book is under the counter so I get that and search for a number .. i start touchung myself and rubbing the growing buldge in my jeans as the phone is ringing and then there is a knock at the door, "chandler, hey its me" shouts Ross behind the door, "brought over some beers"
"Aagh, just a sec" I moan , rushing to put the phone down and hide my growing bulge, shiiit, it was obvious, I run the couch and grab a blanket then drape it over me and open the door, "heyy, come on in"
"Hey , sorry for poping round unexpected, joey came round and said he was out tonight so I thought we could have a little fun of our own" he says showing me the beers,
"Why not!" I say heading to the fridge to grab some more.
"Look what else I got,,, DIE HARD" Says Ross , pleased with himself ,
"Alright! Put that in while I just go do something " I say as I head into my room. I shut the door and take off the blanket to see my bulge gone, oh thank god!
Ross POV
after the movie
"You know what," i say, a little tipsy from the beer," I think I would actually date a guy like him, with his big arms and his big chest and woah has he got confidence,
"Okay there Ross, you go do that " replies chandler in his sarcastic tone ,
"Haha. Hey, uh, where are the beers gone? "
"Oh looks like we drunk it all, whoops " jokes chandler
"I'll go see if the girls have any" he says as he gets out of the chair and heads to the door
"Okayy" I say following his ass with my eyes as he walks out, never noticed before how hot that is , I wonder before being snapped back from my daydream. woah there , c'mon Ross what was that , your not gay.
But I wonder... looks perky, wonder what it feels like, I think
Got the whole night ahead, he might not remember in the morning cos he's pretty drunk, I mean we've had about the same but I don't get drunk as easy, maybe, maybe I'll just catch a little spank or stroke...