Making of Babe Andrea By Andrea Taylor
Transcript of a job interview between a Las Vegas talent scout and two Dallas women.
Talent Scout: "As you know, ladies, Coquette Enterprises wishes to hire Babe Andrea - that's her actual full name as I understand it- as executive personal entertainer at our Coquette Casino Hotel. I can't overstate the importance of employee dedication to our entertainment empire. In this business, we need physically desirable, "socially motivated" employees willing to service our international clientele of high rollers. Surveys have proven that fully satisfied guests will spend more time at the high stakes tables on the casino floor. Frankly, Babe Andrea, your appearance fits the bill. Before I can present the contract, I'll need some background information. Of course, I recognize that your mental capacities are quite limited, not to worry, I'm sure your friend Nurse Judy will help fill in the gaps in your answers.
Nurse Judy: "Darling, I will be quite frank with you. Babe Andrea can't understand anything beyond simple sentences. She'll just sit here, glazed over and expressionless in her own private world, playing with her bra straps while dreaming of sexual encounters, as she waits for attention."
Talent Scout: "OK. So tell me, Babe Andrea just how and when did you become a female impersonator?"
Babe Andrea: "Like, yuh know, this doll's memory is fairly hazy. It all began after Andrew, that's my old name, moved from the East to totally cool ("kew-el") Dallas, Texas, AKA Babe City - the home of firmer butts, bigger hair, and breath taking siliconed boobs - Like duh, you ought to see the chicks at the health clubs: bounteous cleavage spilling out of two sizes too small pushup bra tops, with tapered tanned muscled midriff and short shorts that display plenty of cheek. All this makes for quite a stimulating exercise environment certain to improve penile circulation (tee hee). Like fer sher, these gentleman's club strippers, working dudettes and suburban sexpots need nice threads, so the mall scene here is FA-BU-LOUS: divine boutiques selling oh-so-glam, fetishy fashions: lycra microskirts and ultra-brief tank tops, animal print capri pants so tight they have to be sewn to your thighs, in addition to an extravagant selection of spike heels. Thanks to all those silicone boob jobs, D cup bras totally fly out of the stores! As a lifelong transvestite, I couldn't wait take advantage of this outstanding scene."
Nurse Judy: "As a man, Andrew was the boss with the biggest ego and the nastiest disposition, a typical bitchy transvestite. Outwardly a successful surgeon, in private Andrea was totally internally feminized, a shut-in -the-closet bra and panty wearing, perpetually masturbating sissy who whined like a teenage girl. . Really, Andrew's 'peculiarity' distorted his entire personality and disrupted his relationships with other people. And he was such a mean boss, too. He belittled his employees, made us work holidays, and then had the audacity to expect us to endure his pathetic crossdressing in the office-makeup smudges on his face, stockings and padded bra under his clothing! We were eager for revenge. My plan was to liberate this glamorous butterfly from the entrapment of her cocoon of ugly masturbating maleness, and thereby gain control of the sissy bitch and her stock portfolio. Say, darling, how do you like this new diamond necklace? "
Talent Scout: Marvelous, I'm sure, Nurse. I'm puzzled, Andrea, however did you evolve from a sissy crossdresser to a babe?
Babe Andrea: "Oh my, like Andrea babe is so forgetful these days, like duh. As I was saying, I've been dressing up for years, been on the cover of magazines, won contests in person and on the net, don'tcha know!"
Nurse Judy: "Andrea is the ultimate example of that old adage 'be careful what you wish for or you might just get it!' A few years ago, as a former fat boy who had long since slimmed down; old Andrew never quite accepted a masculine body image. After all, there was no muscle mass to speak of on his naturally girlish frame, in reality the very essence of a slender middle aged woman, but lacking the tits and hips. She was a perfect fit for women's clothing: dress size 10-12, 5"9" 145 lbs, 38A-32-36. Hormones and intensive woman athlete's body sculpting exercise regimen produced permanent improvement in her appearance, that's for sure.
Babe Andrea: "Like, I think I was a muscular dude before (tee hee). I wanted to just see if I could increase my nipples from dime size, to maybe the diameter of a quarter, and increase the length of the tips also, just so they would poke through a sheer lace bra during dress up photo sessions. It was totally for fun, not for changing my body shape. I scrawled off a quickie prescription - using the name of my lovely assistant, Nurse Judy- Like duh, I was so lucky to have a bitchin' lezbo nurse who would cooperate. Prescription filled, delivered and pills down the hatch! Like, totally, without a questioning phone call from the pharmacist (tee hee)!"
Nurse Judy: " I was furious when I learned Andrew had used my name for his prescription without asking. But clearly this was my chance for revenge. I switched his pills for a highly potent mix of anti androgen and genetically engineered estrogen stimulant I found in the samples closet of the endocrinologist next door."
Babe Andrea: "Funny, it turns out that my body was totally ultra-sensitive to these estrogen hormones. Well don'tcha know, after the first week on only 2 pills a day, I felt a luscious tingle all over my body, and my nipples became ever so totally sensitive to the touch -it gave me goose bumps."
Nurse Judy: "Voila! A mere whiff of this super estrogen inflated Andrew's formerly featureless bosom by a whole cup size in one month! In less than eight weeks his nipples broadened into maroon silver dollars with protuberant pink tips that poked through his scrub shirt. Andrew turned crimson when we poked these firm, nubile, fleshy protruding titties. My, how she loved the attention! The first time we called him 'Andrea,' her little transvestite prick jumped to attention all by itself! She was so embarrassed. From that point on, we never referred to her as masculine again. We knew we had control of Andrea's body and mind."
Babe Andrea: "I felt like, totally beautiful, oh my gawd, WOW! What a luscious rush of pleasure! My chest looked so femmy. I was addicted! It seems that lezbo hosebag Judy was delighted to shoot me up with higher potency hormones. Nurse also started me on a high fat calorie dietary supplement milk shakes, too. I just couldn't stop those wonderful beauty treatments!"
Talent Scout: "I don't understand how you changed Andrea into a sex crazed buxom babe on hormones alone."
Nurse Judy: "It wasn't long after that I substituted a long acting, even more powerful injectable synthetic estrogens for the pills. The combo of hormones and high cal shakes played havoc with Andrea's slim figure. She was packing fat filler onto her butt at an alarming rate. As her newly plumped, softened and smooth skinned ass cheeks broadened, Andrea's shapely derriere became the girl's greatest asset! Tailored capri pants fit magnificently. What a figure! Unfortunately, her sexy swollen hips split the seams of a pair of old men's trousers as she lowered herself to a chair-in the crowded hospital lobby. After this embarrassment Andrea stashed her entire male wardrobe in a dumpster.
"And her tits, well, within a six months, they had enlarged into bloated bombshells- the perfect D cup- so I put her in a black push up bra under a white lacy blouse (chuckle). She was a real hit in the men's O.R. locker room."
Babe Andrea: "Everyone just loved my new shape! Like I was so popular with all the dudes in the locker room. They loved to fondle at my tits and rub up against my fanny. They made me feel so tingly inside, too."
Nurse Judy: " By now she was mentally and physiologically addicted to estrogen shots. She had been irreversibly feminized. I had triumphed over her male alter ego at last. I threatened to stop her shots unless she gave me power of attorney for all her assets and changed her name legally. Of course Andrea complied. The babe was on the verge of a promising new career in the personal service industry sector, and I was going to be sure to be the beneficiary of her new found earning potential (tee hee)!"
Babe Andrea: "Like totally, my body looked totally ready for fun but my mind did not have a clue!"
Nurse Judy: "Within a year, toxic doses of hormones had shriveled Andrea's pleasure organ into a 2 inch limp worm, useless for penetration and totally dysfunctional. Her tiny soft shrunken scrotal sacs resembled empty peanuts. Darling, you've seen better hung 6 year olds! Every Friday I made her pull down her panties and masturbate in front of my Lesbian support group. The feminized faggot could not even get hard from a blow job! She was so ashamed! Inevitably, after her failure to produce even a drop of cum, each member of the group had a chance to fuck her pussy ass with a jumbo strapon. This all proved quite upsetting to the sissy transvestite who had spent years rubbing his own stiff cock in blissful masturbatory pleasure."
"Ultimately we tired of this game. In the guise of a hormone injection, I proceeded to inject alcohol into the nerves at the base of her penis, permanently rendering it numb to all sensation. Andrea learned be aroused like a woman: by stimulation of her estrogen sensitized nipples, her sissy mouth, and through dildo training her pleasure pussy."
Babe Andrea: "Duh, like I wasn't even sad when I couldn't feel anything with my peenie anymore, because it didn't work right anyway. My head didn't seem to work right niether. Couldn't think too good any more."
Nurse Judy: "A daily drink of brain numbing drink of fentanyl tranquilizer spiked orange juice can work wonders with the most disagreeable personality. This bitchy sissy transvestite had been transformed into an agreeable, passively pleasant, contented bimbo. I knew that she could be enticed into becoming fabulous big titted cash cow, capable of generating a 6 figure income for deposit into my money market account. But I needed to first transform Andrea into an insatiable sex slut. Gayboy Plastic Surgeon provided the means!"
Babe Andrea: " One afternoon while waiting for my beauty shot, Nurse Judy brought Gayboy Plastic Surgeon into my examining room. Don'tcha know, I was kneeling, pink panties around my ankles, big bare ass pointed to the sky, waiting in earnest for my shot, when this dude pulls out an 8 inch stiff one. My gawd I was totally freaked out! If I hadn't sucked him off, he would have raped me! Oh my gawd, I totally swallowed his entire shaft through my ruby prettied lips, deep throat style, yuh know, and tongued the tip, then totally sucked him dry like a vacuum cleaner. Gag me with a spoon, darling, I nearly choked on him, but what a taste sensation! Oh my gawd, it felt so gratifying to be a sex object! I tingled all over!
Nurse Judy: "Well, darling Gayboy plastic man was hooked on Andrea all right! It was my fantastic idea to trade sexual favors for beauty enhancements. That first blow job landed the girl a set of super thick collagen injected pump-sucker lips. The next time, after I forced her to suck his cock , the doc to give her a free facelift complete with high arched eyebrows and permanent tattooed eye and lip liner! After the surgery, Plastic man flipped her nude body face down on the OR table. There she lay, spread eagled, with her pale plump bubble butt pointed at the ceiling, cheeks spread wide apart. Andrea's exposed genitals quivered as he pumped his thick hard cock into her tight pussy ass. 'Oh my gawd! Oh my gawd! Oh!Oh!,' Andrea screamed for joy with each breathtaking thrust of his pelvis. It was truly a delectable sexual relish beyond any previous carnal experience I've ever seen. "
Babe Andrea: " Well, let me tell ya', hon, that thick cock thrusting up my the pussy felt truly heavenly! Oh my gawd, it was multi-orgasmic! I wanted more!"
Nurse Judy: "Andrea's appearance was good, but still not quite outrageous enough to earn the really big bucks for me. At my insistence, Gayboy performed another another liposuction with more butt and hip fat grafting, and oh my gawd, mega-size silicone breast implants. In the process, the surgeon whittled Andrea's waist from a 30 to a 22, and increased her hips to a 48 for balance. She had a real double-bubble basketball butt, which coincidentally, was her new nickname around the hospital."
Babe Andrea: "Like, forgot what I wanted to say -gag me with a spoon, my gawd! My mind is clouded again. Totally, like I just can't think straight anymore! Maybe it's a side effect of the beauty medicine shot into my fat butt biweekly by Nurse Judy, or something. Andrea is feeling oh so mellow all the time these days, and (blush) oh so sexy, too. I mean all I can think about (giggle) is sliding my ruby lined, puffed and plumped sucker lips around some stud's thick, hard cock- the longer the better -ALL THE TIME- don'tcha know. Just dreaming of some hard bodied to-die-for muscle dude, oh my, it's so, so, so erotic! TOTALLY! Must be those drugs exciting my hypersensitized breast tissue or my doped up pituitary gland to pump out designer sex hormones. Like who cares anyway! Gag me with a spoon -I just don't know about that that stuff, anymore. Nope. I was always pretty smart, but hey, I'm totally dumb as dirt now, doll! Whoops, broke a fingernail. Wish I could have qualified for that course at the cosmetology school, but it was much too hard for me to understand. Who cares anyway! I'm a bra busting bimbo babe, a svelte syren sexpot now!. Nurse Judy says I will use my body to make lots of money, (giggle), so I can buy more skimpy clothing at the mall. Like, malls are so awesome, don'tcha know! What did I used to do when I couldn't shop? Nurse Judy says that I used to be a specialist doctor or some kind of surgeon, but now I mostly polish my nails or watch the soaps on TVor get beauty treatments at the spa, but who cares anyway? I feel so serene and sexy now!
Talent Scout: "Andrea, how do the drugs you are taking affect your behaviour?"
Babe Andrea: "Nurse Judy always gives me my beauty drugs - not mental drugs - that make me feel so totally seductive. Don'tcha know, I call everyone doll or darling these days since I can never remember anything for longer than a minute - except for my credit card limits. Like when I 'm finally totally finished with all those drugs- totally - well I'm still not ready to stop, anyway- Andrea just can't stop, cause it feels just so totally erotic to have mega doses of female hormones rush through your ultra sexy body. Look at me now, doll- my nipples are as large as dessert plates with pencil thick tips which are maybe an inch and a half long-not those little hard dimes with pinheads that Andrea used to have. My gawd, my tits just blew up, totally. In just a few months I went from my natural saggy A cup sissy dude breasts to sensational bombshells busting out of Frederick's largest double D bra."
Nurse Judy: " Medically altered and surgically augmented, Andrea became hostess for the Public Relations department at the hospital and became ever so popular with all of the important studs in the administration. In less than 18 months Andrea had progressed from a skinny panty wearing sissy man to a voluptuous vixen seductress. In the meantime, she's had her ears, nipples and navel pierced with gold rings. Just look at her! Dairy queen tits just spill out over her tiny skintight lycra crop top and bust out from the arm holes. Nipples pierced with thick rings show through the fabric. Permed chestnut "big hair" coiffure top delicately remodeled facial features, epi-lasered hairless, buffed baby smooth skin all over, produce the ultimate feminine simulation. Andrea walks with a swish and sway, rolling her colossal bubble butt cheeks from side to side as she moves down the street, balanced on 5 inch spikes, chewing gum and humming the bimbo Barbie song at all times. I've successfully transformed the nasty sissy into a realistic babe, a bimbo hooker with nothing on her dumbed down mind but sex,sex,sex and more sex! "
Babe Andrea: " Like duh, now I shop where the siliconed babes and working dudettes buy the tightest skintight spandex slut wear. I dress like a whore 24/7 and I love it! At Nurse Judy's insistence, I've gone totally bra-less, too! My butt totally jiggles like a bowl of jello, my fave dessert, when I walk. I love being a real woman, now."
Nurse Judy: "Well almost a woman (snicker). Andrea wears a shockingly realistic latex pussy gaff to hide her baby male organs, so her crotch appears smoothe under the skimpiest bikini. But before I'm finished, I'll have Andrea's tiny cock and balls permanently fixed! I'll put them in a jar on the mantle, or maybe feed the bitch her own barbequed testicles for her dinner. Watch her squirm!"
Talent Scout: "Andrea, as a professional slut are you ready to limit your activities to our customers? I'd like to feel these miraculous mammary wonders of yours."
Babe Andrea: "Sorry, no freebees, darling. Andrea costs the studs 500 bucks an hour now, and I feel like a real girl, but of course! Gag me with a spoon! Well go ahead, take a free feel. Imagine,you'll still find my peenie weenie between my legs! Go ahead, darling, but first pulleeeze buy me a drink! I'd love to slide my lush lips around your shaft, take little sharp bites of the sensitive tip of your cock, lick your throbbing hardness with my tongue, until you beg me, really beg me, to stop!
Talent Scout: "Let's do business. Nurse, here is a check made out to your for fifty grand to cover signing bonus. We'll split the take 50-50, with a small clothing and food allowance for Andrea."
Babe Andrea: "Like, totally, I'm ready for Las Vegas dudes and dudettes, Andrea is a real live bimbo babe! Nurse Judy, can I have another milkshake, now? Don't forget my beauty shots!"