Disclaimer: The Avengers: is loosely based on The Marvel Comics comic book series, as well as the movie franchise.
The Avengers are: Captain America, Hawkeye, Ironman, HULK, THOR, and The Black Panther ___________________________________________________________________
S.H.I.E.L.D [Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division] AGENTS: Nick Fury, ___________________________________________________________________
HAMMER INDUSTRIES: is a weapons industry that sells weapons and technology to the military for profit
THE IRON PATRIOT: War Machine [colonel Rhodes]
THE LIBIDINOUS AVENGERS-6
Title: Introducing THE IRON PATRIOT
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MALIBU, Ca
On the hills of California's coastline, sits the 40 million dollar mansion estate of Tony Stark, aka: IRONMAN! It's a lavish estate, built within the cliffs of Malibu's mountain range with a gloriously spectacular view of The Pacific Ocean...!
Along with its tennis courts and pools, it has a basement AND sub-basement levels were Tony had built in millions of dollars' worth of machinery and equipment designed to help him create and maintain his Ironman collection!
Long after the residents of Malibu have gone to sleep, Tony Stark was in his sub-levels creating new designs to upgrade the single most powerfulest suit in creation!
Every so often his assistant [Pepper Potts] would come down with coffee, refreshments, dinner, or some business reports Tony had to sign off on...! He also helped Tony relieve stress by occasionally getting on his knees between his employer's legs and pulling out Tony's 8" cock to suck into his mouth whenever needed...! Tony would cuss and fuss about having to take the much needed breaks, but would always comply when Pepper got on his knees and started to work his mouth magic! Tony would sit back in his work chair and simply let Pepper do what he did best...swallowing his cock to the root and sucking him into total bliss until he was flooding the younger man's throat with his brilliant load...!
Tony Stark was still bothered by memories of his old business partner and mentor [Obadiah Stane], after he paralyzed Tony on the sofa of his own home with one of his own long ago forgotten prototype gadgets [a high-pitch sonic disruptor] and stole the mini-nuke in Tony's chest [designed to keep the shrapnel inside his body from entering his heart]! He then RAPED Tony and left him for dead on his own sofa...[see: chap-1].
Tony had to lay there [after Obadiah left] and wait until the effects of the neuro device wore off, then drag his weak and frail body down into the basement to find his OLD chest-reactor and plug it into his heart [luckily Pepper preserved it, encasing it in glass and printing `Proof That Tony Has A Heart' on it]...! Once recharged, Tony donned his famed Ironman suit and did battle with his former partner!
The battle raged in the streets, once it became known that Obadiah had his own Ironman suit [3x the size of Tony's]...one he called `new and improved...!' It took some doing, but Ironman finally defeated Obadiah by overriding his suit with the discharge from his company's reactor! The discharge disrupted both suits [shutting them down], and sending Obadiah plunging to his death from the rooftop! Tony barely managed to hold on himself, having to climb out of the suit to safety!
Since then Tony's become amerce in his work, building better suits and changing designs to fit his various needs and moods! He also had another agenda he'd been secretly working on...finding and locating all the weapons his company [Stark Industries] had sold overseas to individual countries [regardless of terrorist affiliations]...!
Donning one of his newest improved suits, he took off out of his garage and soared skyward...heading to The Middle East at super-sonic speed...! Once there, he used his onboard computer [known as: Jarvis] to locate and lock onto his specific weapons pattern...and fired on them, blowing them up so they can't be used to kill anymore innocents...! Ironman was met with opposition as the terrorist organizations fought back, using whatever weapons were at their disposals! Ironman ducked and dodged missiles and cannon fire his own company designed, only to lock onto them and destroy them on location!
He repeated this in city upon city, country upon country, finding his `Stark' made creations and igniting them, keeping them from being detonated in public places!
Once his missions were over, he returned to his home base in California, where he would give his suits a diagnostic and upgrades immediately!
After getting lots of backlash [worldwide] about Ironman's vigilante, The United States Government decided to hold a hearing demanding that Tony Stark turned over his Ironman technology or be held in contempt of the court! They argued that technology of his level would be safer in the military's hands [military who wanted to make a fleet of Ironmen suits for their soldiers for war]!
However Tony argued that his Ironman Suits weren't weapons, but a high tech prosthetics', and to give up his suits [which were A PART of him] would be equal to giving himself up to servitude or prostitution'...! Government Officials called one of Tony's closest friends [Colonel James Rhodes] to the witness stand to testify against Stark, pulling summaries out of his report that showed Stark in a bad light, calling him a treat to the security of the nation and its interests, as he doesn't operate within any definable government branches...!' However when the government tried to back up its claims that other countries were close to creating their own ironmen' machines, Tony was able to commandeer their videos with his cellphone...showing all the incidents and tragedies' the other countries made in trying to recreate his technology!
Stark left the hearing with ownership of his suits and technology!
Unfortunately the government really wanted Tony's suit, and sent his trusted friend and colleague [Rhodes] to require one! Rhodes pleaded to Tony's humanity, reminding him of the servicemen that lost their lives defending him when he was kidnapped! "Many of my MEN died that day to protect you..." reminded Rhodes, "...the LEAST you could do is allow The US Military the chance to save other fighting men and women by giving up your designs and allowing us to share in your technology...!"
"It doesn't WORK that way, Rhodey...!" argued Tony, refusing to comply...! "By giving my technology to the military, I'm doing a huge DISSERVICE to the memory of the men who gave their lives protecting me...!
"I'm opposed to war! I've worked HARD to make sure all the weapons my company made are no longer in enemy hands...! Giving my Ironman suit to YOU is the same as promoting WAR! Besides...NO government, organization, or institute should be THAT powerful...!"
"No one except YOU, right Tony...?" asked Rhodes! "You can't make billions of dollars off your weapons...than miraculously wake up one day and say you're no longer interested...! There's too much at stake here! You have commitments...obligations...!" reasoned Rhodes!
"I'm not committed to anyone..." countered Tony...! "...my ONLY obligation is to make SURE my technology DOESN'T make it into warfare! I'm sorry, Rhodey...but the answer's no!"
"Then I'm sorry too, Tony..." said Rhodes, heading towards Tony's workshop! "...cause I have orders NOT to leave here without the suit...!"
Tony chased after Rhodes...
"You can't just come in here on private property and TAKE what you want from a civilian...!" yelled the billionaire, grabbing Rhodes by the arm...!
Colonel Rhodes was trained as a highly decorated soldier of war...and easily shoved Tony aside before jotting downstairs into his basement to snag one of the suits!
"I'm afraid I can't let you DO that, Rhodey...!" said Tony, tackling the military soldier from behind! Once down, Tony got up and ran for one of his suits...but Rhodes was quick, and was on top of him before he could reach the metal prosthetic!
"Don't make this any harder on yourself than necessary, Tony...!" warned the serviceman, tackling Tony to the floor!
The 2 men wrestled together with Rhodes on top [holding Tony down]...but Tony became more of the aggressor when he suddenly punched Rhodey in the jaw, knocking the black man off him...!
Rhodey felt his bottom lip bleeding as he spit onto the floor to confirm first BLOOD..., then went into action mode...!
"I warned you..." he said, hitting Tony several times, causing him to crumble to the ground like a brittle tree...! Rhodey then gripped a handful of Tony's hair and lifted his head to see his face... "...but you HAD to do it the hard way...! Now look at you...!
"Fuck YOU, Rhodey...!" said Stark, punching Rhodes in the groin!
However Rhodes [anticipating the move] jumped back just in time, causing a near MISS...!
"OH, you want to play like THAT...?" asked the colonel, backslapping Tony across the face like a bitch...! "I've always treated you like a MAN, Tony...but we BOTH know your fighting skills ain't up to par with mine! If you want me to TREAT you like a bitch, I can!" he said, gripped Tony's hair from behind, yanking his head up off the floor [in doggy position]...!
"Well...DO you...?"
"Do your WORSE, Rhodes...I can take it...!" snarled Tony, refusing to give in!
Rhodes signed as he shoved his free hand down into the ass of Tony's pants, then roughly rammed his 2 middle fingers straight up his ass...! "Arrrhhhhhh...!" yelled Tony, feeling penetration as his asshole tightened and locked!
"I KNOW what they DID to you in that CAVE, Tony..." said Rhodes, ramming IN up to the third knuckles before wiggling his fingers about...! "...that kind of torture isn't confined to third world countries alone...! You'd be surprised how many MEN give up vital information once they've had their assholes ripped open repeated by some horny servicemen...!"
"Can't be as bad as getting fucked RAW without lubricant...!" struggled Stark, defiant as ever!
"Wanna BET...?" asked Rhodes, yanking his fingers out of Tony's ass to fumble with his belt fasten and free his enraged cock...! Tony could FEEL Rhodey moving into position behind him...aligning his dickhead to his asshole...!
"You...you're not REALLY gonna fuck me...ARE you, Rhodey...?" he asked, rethinking his boasts at the last minute...!
"Tell me what does THIS say...?" asked James, shoving his hips forward to bury his cock up Tony's tight [hair lined] anus...!
"ARRRHHHHHHH...!!" screamed Tony, feeling his buddy's cock pierce through and penetrate his rectal ring as he fought to get up!
Rhodes easily held Tony in place as he pulled back and re-buried his dick in 2 strokes [grinding against the bottom man's hot ass]! Wrapping his forearm around Stark's neck [just underneath his chin], he pulled back tight, locking him in position before thrusting his hips and effectively butt-fucking him up the ass!
"Arrrhhhhh...Rhodey...you piece of shit..." snarled Stark, trying to lock James out of his ass by clamping down tighter on his thrusting cock! "...when I get my SUIT...I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS...!"
"You gonna have to find me first...!" said Rhodes, whispering [huskily] into Tony's ear! "You ain't NOTHING without your suit, Tony...! I know it, YOU know it, the government knows it...hell, even Obadiah knew it! Didn't HE fuck you in the ass just before he took the nuke out of your chest...? I saw it on your deleted security files...! You're not the only one who can hack into other people's files, Tony...!" explained his friend, as he set a quick but steady fuck pace, thrusting in and out of his friend's ass...!
"If your punk-ass had listened to ME from the beginning and sent in a representative instead of going to Iran yourself...you never would've gotten captured and you never would've been in that predicament...! But you HAD to go and toot your own horn. Didn't you...? No one idolizes TONY STARK like Tony Stark! Here's where being a billion dollar brainiac does absolutely nothing to soothe the pain in your ass...!" teased Rhodes, picking up the pace of his stroke as he started to fuck harder...driving his big black dick in deeper as he fucked straight through his buddy's vulnerable backdoor without remorse!
Tony couldn't believe he was put in another predicament where he was once again getting fucked up the ass! Since WHEN had he become the poster boy for anal sex...?
He could feel Rhodey's cock tearing through his rectum, thrusting in and out of his rectal ring like a fist...digging straight through to his stomach as he forced him to lay face down on the ground and got on top of him and started humping away! Tony could tell Rhodey had done this before...probably often while interrogating hostiles...using any means necessary to get the information he wanted! He could tell Rhodey was good at it, simply by the way he held him in a headlock, keeping his body immobile while thrusting into his ass repeatedly, not giving him a moment to think or figure out a countermove...!
Tony could also feel Rhodey cutting off his breathing supply with his forearm, the tight squeeze on his neck and the way he titled his head backward made it virtually impossible to breathe correctly! Tony could feel his body shutting down as everything started to fade to black! He was nearly passed out when he felt Rhodey start to really hammer him hard [slapping his pelvic bone into his backside like a paddle]...then after a few deep thrusts, finally rammed all the way in and grunted...sending a hot torrent of scolding cum directly into his inflamed colon...!
"ARRHHH...! ARRHHH...! ARRHHH...! Arrhhhh...! Urhhh...! Uhhh..." grunted Rhodes after each gush from his contracting nuts...filling Tony with his plentiful load...!
Rhodes held position for a moment until he was positive ALL of his seed had been thoroughly implanted in Tony's gut...THEN he pulled out, tucked his shrinking rod, then proceeded to TAKE one of Tony's Ironman suits!
Once donned, he took off out of the garage like a bat out of hell, soaring through the air like an iron bird, heading straight for his Air Force base...!
Tony just lay there for a while, feeling an awful ache in his bowels...his anus leaking the remains of his friend's load...! He would definitely have to put in safeguards to insure that no one besides HIM can man his Ironman suits! He'd DO so, just as soon as his asshole stopped throbbing...!
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Rhodes took the suit a military base in Nevada, where Amond Hammer [of: HAMMER Industries] reworked the suit with an array of heavy weapons [most notably a retractable shoulder cannon which locked behind his back when not in use]...calling it The Iron Patriot! This modified Ironman suit was used by The US Military to right the wrongs of the world, to rescue hostages in foreign countries, to locate and arrest terrorists, to combat military threats worldwide, and to protect The President Of The United States!
All hell broke loose however when it was later discovered that The Iron Patriot's armor could be overridden and controlled by HAMMER Industries! Hammer used that technology to MAKE The Iron Patriot kidnap the president from Air Force One [the president's private airplane]...starting a national panic!
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SHIELD'S HELICARRIER
"The world's quickly going to hell in a handcart, and you GIVE your Ironman suit to your best friend...??!" questioned Colonel Fury [SHIELD'S current Direction]!
"I didn't GIVE him anything..." argued Tony Stark, sitting at Fury's `round table' to discuss strategies with other SHIELD agents such as: Hawkeye, Black Panther, and Agent-13]...! "...he TOOK it...!"
"Waitaminute..." said Fury, trying to get it straight in his head...! "...you're IRONMAN..., and you allowed some powerless punk to just waltz into your home in Malibu, kick your ass, then STEAL your suit right from under your nose...??!" asked the director, staring at Stark as if he were nuts! "What kinda hookie shit it that...?"
"Rhodey's trained in military combat...I'm NOT...!" argued Stark!
"Yeah, well...NOW The President's been kidnapped, and of course it's up to SHIELD to get him back...!" said Fury, shaking his head...! "Any word on Capt yet...?" he asked, turning towards Agent-13...!
"Nothing..." said the agent, glancing down at his digital progress reports...! "...Captain Steve Rogers isn't answering any of his calls...!"
Fury looked at Hawkeye...
"I thought I asked you to get him BACK here, pronto...?" he asked [last chap]...!
"Hey...its not MY fault he wanted to walk..." argued Clint, knowing Capt had issues with violating human rights and Black Panther [T-Challa] not being held accountable for killing a murder suspect in cold blood right before their very eyes [also last chap]...! "...I'm not his babysitter...why do I have to be the one to try to talk him back...?"
"Because YOU and Capt have gotten very CLOSE since he awakened here in OUR timeline...!" said Fury, causing Clint to wonder if the Director really knew just HOW close he and Steve had gotten..? "If anyone could talk him back...it's YOU...!"
"I pass..." sulked Clint, sitting back in his seat [realizing when Capt left SHIELD, he was also leaving HIM behind]...! "...let someone else babysit him for a change...!"
"Okay..." said Fury, getting back to business...! "...we're going to have to go IN with just YOU three..." he discerned, "...which means things could get sloppy real fast...! The President's life is at stake! And with him: SHIELD'S reputation...! Make me proud!" insisted Fury!
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HAMMER INDUSTRIES
"I'm SORRY, sir...but I had NO control over the suit when I broke you out of Air Force One...!" explained Colonel Rhodes [for the umpteenth time] to the president as they both sat prisoner of their captors!
"I know Rhodes..." said President Clifton, sitting at a plain block desk in an empty room [which looked more like an interrogation room]...! "...its not your fault...it's HIS...!" he added, just as Armond Hammer walked into the room with 2 androids he created [stealing from Stark's Iron Patriot design]...! "What do you WANT, Armond...?" asked the president...!
"What ANY devious villain wants, Mr. President...world dominance and riches beyond my wildest dreams...! Kind of like Jay-Z and Beyoncé! Who did THEY have to kill to get so rich and famous, huh...?"
"You've broken so many laws by forcing Rhodey to snatch me out of Air Force One..." reasoned Clifton, hoping to talk some sense into the madman's head...! "...why don't you give up, and I'll make sure your arrest time is comfortable and minimal...?"
"Give up...?" asked Armond, sounding shocked by the request...! "Hijacking The Iron Patriot's suit and kidnapping The President Of The United States was just the tip of the iceberg of what I have planned...! I have in my possession the most powerful armored suit in history...with more firepower than a Russian Tank or a US Air Fighter Jet! I have a one man army at my disposal...and if THAT wasn't enough..." added Armond, leaning in over the desk to talk face to face with The President...! "...I kind of STOLE a lot of Tony's design ideas and created my own Ironman army of androids...ALL of which answer only to ME...making ME the most powerful entity on the planet!"
"SHIELD will stop you!" insisted The President!
"SHIELD can suck my dick, Mr President...!" snapped Armond, standing upright...! "In fact...YOU can suck my dick too...! Or better yet..." he said, causing the crotch of Iron Patriot's suit to slide open...! "...suck Rhodey's dick...! I'm afraid you might try to BITE mine!
"You don't mind, do you Rhodey...?" asked Armond, walking over and reaching into Iron Patriot's crotch to unzip Rhodey's pants...! "I'm sure you military men are used to letting guys suck your cocks...I mean, don't ask don't tell was created for a reason, right...?"
"Keep your fuckin' hands off me, Hammer...!" swore Rhodey, unable to move while Armond had control over the suit [leaving him trapped inside]...!
"Its not like you could DO anything to me, Rhodes...I mean, I have you trapped in that Armor for as long as I want...! I could let you DIE in that suit! Starvation, dehydration, old age...? You ought to be NICE to me!" said Armond, pulling Rhodes's penis out of his pants as he began to stroke it for him...!
"Hmm..." sounded Armond, watching it rise in his fist...! "...guess the rumors about black men being WELL endowed aren't exactly true, eh...?" he asked, staring down at Rhodes's 7 and 1/2 inches...!
"Fuck YOU!" snapped Rhodes!
"No...that's the President's job today...!" smiled Armond...! "Mr. President...?" he called, turning towards the country's Commander In Chief [still stroking Rhodes' dick]...! "Time to eat your din-din...!"
"You can't be serious, Hammer...!" said Colonel Rhodes, struggling to get out of the suit!
"Oh, I'm serious alright..." said Armond, watching as The President slowly rose out of his seat [escorted by the 2 drones]...! "...and if he doesn't do as I said and suck this cock like he really likes it...I'll CUT your dick off and let you slowly bleed to death in that suit, Colonel...! So maybe THAT will help add some incentive and motivate YOU to maintain your erection while he's sucking you...!"
"What're you...some type of GAY advocate...?" asked Rhodes!
"Haven't you noticed...?" asked Armond, smiling up at Rhodes' helmet...! "I'M gay!" he declared, just before dropping to his knees and swallowing Rhodes' dick to the root [burying his face in The Iron Patriot's groin]...!
"OH SHIT!" gasped Rhodes, surprised by the unexpected move! He could feel Armond's hot mouth collapse in around his stiff dick, then felt his throat muscles beginning to ripple as he began a swallowing motion with the cock still lodged in his throat! Rhodes feared he might cum prematurely [giving Hammer what he wanted]!
Armond held the cock in his throat for nearly a minute, loving the way it filled his oral cavity as he breathed in the erotic musk of Colonel Rhodes' crotch scent before tightening his lips and withdrawing back towards the head...slurping his way back up the tasty morsel...!
"Hmmm..." he sounded as he came back up off his knees, smacking his lips together as if sampling a fine wine...! "...as much as I'd LOVE to finish you off, Colonel...I believe you and The President have a date...! Am I right Mr. President...?" asked Armond, turning to greet The Chief!
The President rolled his eyes at Hammer as he slowly knelt in front of Rhodes...!
"Don't DO it, sir...!" warned Rhodes [his dick still stiff after Hammer's deep throat]...!
"DO IT, or I'll castrate him!" warned Armond, as The President stared at Colonel Rhodes' spit wet erection...then closed his eyes and took it in his mouth...stretching his lips around the head and shaft...!
Rhodes fell silent! He couldn't believe he was actually standing there getting his DICK sucked by The President Of The United States! He could feel the man's mouth wrap around his prick and started sucking...but he could instantly tell by his lack of technique that this was the first cock he'd ever sucked!
President Alexander Clifton kept one eye on Hammer, while he bobbed his mouth rather uncomfortably up and down Rhodes' hard shaft! Indeed it looked like he'd never sucked dick before, as Hammer stood over him, coaching him what to do, how to suck, and where to lick!
Just then there was an alert beacon that sounded throughout his warehouse...!
"That would be your precious SHIELD, Mr. President...!" said Hammer, leaving his 2 androids to watch over the president while he rushed off to his command center...!
"BOY do I have a surprise for THEM...!" he thrilled, activating his android army as they rose up out of the ground outside his facility! 15 readymade [fully armed] robots took off towards the Quinn-Jet speeding in to confront them!
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"I'm picking up `bogies' on the view screen...!" warned Hawkeye, piloting the ship!
"Manned...?" asked Stark, standing just behind the pilot...!
"No life readings at all...!" informed Hawkeye, as Stark closed the face-lid on his helmet!
"Open the hatch...I'M GOING IN...!" he said, exiting the jet and flying ahead to intercept the drones!
Within seconds he was amongst them, firing weapons and destroying as many as he could with missiles, firepower, and repulse beams! The Quinn-Jet dropped a cannon from underneath the belly of the jet, then started firing rapidly, hitting many drones as they blasted them out of the sky!
"Oh...I HOPE you don't think that's ALL I have in stored...?" said Hammer, releasing another fleet of 15 drones as they took off out of the ground with heavier artillery!
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BACK IN THE ROOM
The President was still sucking Colonel Rhodes' dick, when Rhodes told The Commander And Chief: "You can stop now, sir...Hammer's gone...!"
The President pulled off of Rhodes' erection...
"His PETS are still monitoring us..." he said [referring to the guard drones], looking up into Rhodes' helmet...! "...I can't risk them castrating you simply because I didn't obey Armond's orders...!" he concluded, before lowering his gaze and taking Rhodes' cock back in his mouth...!
Just then Rhodes watched the 2 drones leave [being summoned elsewhere]...
"uh, sir...the drones are gone...!" informed Rhodes, as The President ignored him and started sucking his cock with more gusto! "OH...oh shit..." gasped the colonel, feeling The President's technique change as he started sucking harder and going deeper, opening his throat to swallow the cock whole...! "uh, sir...? Where'd you learn to suck dick like this...? Ohhh...!"
President Clifton was once in the military himself, and was well aware of the `don't ask don't tell' polices of the day...! Like a lot of servicemen, he made do with what was at hand...trading blow jobs in a pinch, and fucking asses when necessary! He swallowed Rhodes' dick to the root, then pulled back to nursed upon the head, tasting the colonel's precious pre-cum [a strong indication that he might be getting close to orgasm] for the first time, and realized he had a strong craving to swallow the load!
Clifton hadn't swallowed another man's load since he left the military [having gotten married shortly thereafter and going into politics]! He rarely thought back on those days, and never craved the taste of semen until now! Perhaps it was just simply having a cock in his mouth that triggered old memories and habits from days long gone that suddenly made him crave feeling the dick spew its juice down his throat...?...but he suddenly found himself HARD in his own pants while he blew Colonel Rhodes, sucking, slurping, and swallowing his dick like a paid hoe at a bachelor's party!
"Oh fuck, Mr. President...I'm gonna CUM any minute, sir..." warned Rhodes [respectfully], "...you'd better MOVE your mouth before I cum IN it...!"
Rhodes noticed how The President's mouth seemed to tighten around his dick as he continued to suck harder...as if he WANTED him to spew in his mouth! Colonel Rhodes held back for as long as he could [filling his mind with tragedies: mutilated bodies, dead children, seeing his grandparents fuck when he was 10, etc.], but nothing could stop the train once it was in motion...! He could feel his dick swelling and throbbing as he got closer and closer to spilling his wad...! The President's constant lapping at the underbelly of his dick with his tongue certainly wasn't helping matters! He could feel himself going over the edge as he stood there helplessly...!
"OH SHIT, SIR...HERE IT COMES...!" he warned, just as the first spurt shot out and sped down the back of The President's throat! "ARRRHHHHHHHHH...!!!" screamed Rhodes, coming hard as his dick went into a series if wild jerks and started hosing The President's throat with clot after clot of rich thick creamy cum...! The President held the dick in his mouth until it was entirely drained...then he slowly receded his mouth back up to the head and swallowed whatever he could collect leftover from the shaft...! Rhodes prick fell limply from The President's mouth, as Clifton pushed it back into the secret compartment and stood up...!
"This is OUR little secret, right Rhodey...?" asked The President!
"Of course, sir! You don't have to ask, sir!" assured Rhodes [knowing his load was now swimming in The President's belly]...!
Just then, The Iron Patriot took over [shoving The President aside] and headed for the exit...! "I'm sorry sir...I still don't have control...!" yelled Rhodey, as The Iron Patriot took flight and broke out of the ceiling of the warehouse to join the other androids in battle...!
Ironman had a ton of robots following him as he soared through the skies, picking them off one by one! But the Quinn-Jet also had its number of attackers as Hawkeye did his best to keep them from reaching the ship!
"We can't take too much more of this pounding...!" warned The Black Panther, eager to get on the ground so he could join in on the fighting...!
"Here...take the controls...!" ordered Hawkeye, getting out of the pilot's seat to strap himself into a harness! T'Challa quickly jumped into the pilot's chair, then grabbed hold of the controls as Hawkeye lifted up out of the top hatch of the jet, anchored to a post with his trusty bow and arrows in hand, then started shooting approaching robots with his explode tip and acid-arrows...!
Black Panther took over shooting them with the cannon, but couldn't avoid flying into a group of robots that latched onto the jet and started to rip their ways through the hull...!
"Hold on, Hawkeye...!" warned Black Panther, putting the jet in a tailspin to knock all of the androids off! Hawkeye held onto the anchored harness as the jet went around and around in a spin, stopping only after the last robot was shook off!
"DON'T do that again...!" warned Hawkeye, fighting the urge to vomit as he tried to go on killing robots with his arrows...!
Just then The Iron Patriots zoomed through, shooting The Quinn-Jet's underbelly and causing The Black Panther to go into an immediate dive towards the ground...! He pulled back HARD on the controls just before the jet hit the ground [on its damaged belly]! Hawkeye somehow survive without breaking his neck or back, and proceeded to fight back with his bow and arrows, shooting up at incoming robots still shooting at them! The Black Panther leaped out of the jet's back exit carrying two specially made energized [vibranium] glow sticks, which he used as a surge to disrupt the robots upon contact!
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ABOVE THE ACTION, Ironman was just finishing up the last of his combatants, when The Iron Patriot came out of nowhere and blasted him out of the sky!
"I'm sorry, Tony...I can't control my armor...!" warned Colonel Rhodes [afterwards]...flying in for the kill...!
"NOW YOU TELL ME...!" said Ironman, recovering quickly as he readjusted his thrusters and started towards his friend! "I WARNED YOU ABOUT TAKING ONE OF MY SUITS..." he couldn't help saying `I told you so'...! "...NOW YOU'RE A PUPPET FOR MC HAMMER INC.!"
"Hey...leave MC HAMMER out of his...he's Too Legit To Quit...!" Joked Rhodey!
"HEY...REMEMBER HOW YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND RAPED ME ON THE FLOOR AND TOOK OFF WEARING ONE OF MY IRONMAN SUITS...?" asked Tony [on a secured line], as he and The Iron Patriot flew on a collision course...!
"uh, no...I don't recall any of that at all...!" lied Rhodey, knowing he was at Tony's mercy now...!
"WELL...EXPECT SOME OF THAT BACK, -IN SPADES...!" said Stark, punching Rhodey as hard as he could, knocking him off course!
"In my own defense I'd like to say that I didn't enjoy doing ANY of that, Tony..." stated Rhodes, his suit locking onto Ironman as the retractable cannon started to move into position onto his shoulder...! "...I was only doing what I HAD to do for my country...! So if you have any complaints, take it up with The US Government, not me!
"Bytheway, Tony...I'm locking onto you with my cannon...!"
"By `cannon' I hope you don't mean that wee-wee you fucked me with...?" joked Stark, soaring away from The Patriot when he started firing from that cannon...!
The Iron Patriot followed...
"OH, you want to make SIZE jokes...?" asked Rhodes, chasing after Ironman like 2 military jets soaring through space!
"ONLY ABOUT YOUR DICK!" said Stark! "HAWKEYE..." he called, using an open channel...! "...WE NEED SOMEONE TO GET INTO HAMMER INC AND GET RHODEY BACK CONTROL OF HIS SUIT, PRONTO!"
"I'm ON it...!" said The Black Panther, heading towards the warehouse!
Hammer deployed MORE iron soldiers as yet another fleet of robots shot forth from underground! Black Panther leaped over the electrified fence, then ran across the lot at full speed and jumped down into one of the metal launch chutes before it could automatically close back underground...! He slid down the chute into a darkened warehouse where machines built machines! Everything was automated; no humans worked in HAMMER INDUSTRIES!
Black Panther searched through the underground warehouse until he found a set of stairs leading UP into the building...! Once upstairs, he snuck across the factory to find The President unharmed but still prisoner, -then found Armond Hammer locked in his control booth monitoring his robot's process, preparing to deploy his last round of robots with nuclear detonators! Black Panther leaped through the Plexiglas shielding Armond, then roughly beat the unarmed scientist with a minimum of 3 hits, knocking him out cold! Black Panther then rushed over to the controls to find the last fleet of robots already being launched...!
"uh...you've got incoming...!" he warned Ironman, as the newest creations took to the skies!
"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FREE RHODEY...!" yelled Stark, dodging most of The Iron Patriot's firepower, but getting hit plenty!
Tony was getting tired of fighting defensively!
"I'm trying..." said T'Challa, ripping off his mask to see better...! "...I'm trying to override his codes, but I keep getting blocked out...! This might take a moment!"
"All you have is a moment..." said Rhodes, seeing the other robots coming up fast on his screen...! "...Tony's about to become sardines in about a minute...!"
"EITHER THAT...OR I'LL START FIGHTING BACK, WHICH MEANS RHODEY WILL BE THE SARDINES...!" threatened Tony!
The Iron Patriot tackled Ironman, both metal-men landing in a clearing only a few miles from HAMMER INDUSTRIES! Both men raised their hands and shot repulse beams at the same time, causing a HUGE backlash of energy which sent both of the flying backwards in opposite directions!
By the time The Patriot hit the ground, Black Panther was overriding Armond's fail safes...!
"Stark...you have your FRIEND back...!" said Black Panther!
"REALLY...?" asked Tony, turning around to find Rhodes, only to see Hammer's last brigade landing around them...! "JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME, TOO...!" he added, noting the bigger better models...!
"YOU WITH ME, RHODEY...?" he asked, unsure...hoping to have some help...?
"Yeah...I'm WITH you...!" said The Iron Patriot, standing in the background...! "I have full control back...!"
"GOOD..." said Ironman, standing as well...! "...LETS SHOW THESE ROBOTS WHAT WE CAN DO...!" he exclaimed, as he and Rhodey went into battle, shooting at everything, using all of their weaponry at once!
"Bad news, gentlemen..." said The Black Panther, watching online...! "...Hammer designed nuclear capability in those last robots...and they're all set to blow ANY second...!"
"Then let's make sure none of them are air born...!" suggested Patriot, shooting at the robots legs, disabling their flight power...!
Just then there was a HUGE explosion, with a nuclear mushroom rising up over the horizon...! But just when Hawkeye feared his teammates might be goners...did he saw 2 sets of exhausts rising out of the blast, as both Ironman AND The Iron Patriot both soared to safety!
"That was CLOSE...!" said Rhodes, hitting sonic speed to clear the blast site...!
"CLOSE DON'T BEGIN TO CALL IT..." said Stark, keeping up pace easily...! "...I THINK I MAY HAVE TO CHECK MY UNDERWEAR WHEN I GET BACK TO THE HELICARRIER...!"
"That's gross!" said Rhodes! "Bytheway...no hard feelings about the fight back at your house in Malibu...?"
"NO HARD FEELINGS FOR YOU, MAYBE..." said Stark, "...YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WITH THE SORE ASS...! BUT I HAVE HARD FEELINGS ALL OVER THE PLACE...! REMEMBER, PAYBACK IS A MOTHERFUCKER!"
"A SORE ass...?" questioned Hawkeye [over the com-link]...! "WHY would you have a sore ass...?"
"UH...THIS ISN'T A SECURE CHANNEL...?" asked Stark, realizing all of his teammates likely overheard him!
"Not to worry, Stark...your secret is safe with us...!" laughed Black Panther [back at HAMMER INDUSTRIES]!
"UM...I'M SIGNING OFF NOW...!" said Tony, breaking communications as they returned The President back to SHIELD...!
NEXT: LOKI STRIKES
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