Disclaimer: The Avengers: is loosely based on The Marvel Comics comic book series, as well as the movie franchise.
The Avengers are: Captain America, Hawkeye, Ironman, HULK, THOR, Black Panther,
Special Guests: Falcon, War Machine, and Celsius, ___________________________________________________________________
S.H.I.E.L.D [Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division] AGENTS: Nick Fury, Agent-13, ___________________________________________________________________
Arkansas: Clint Barton's (Hawkeye) family farm he shares with his wife (Bobby) and kids, now acting as a `safe house' for The Avengers
THE LIBIDINOUS AVENGERS-25
Title: Political Throwbacks
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SEOUL, KOREA
Fresh off the plane, Dr. Shun Cho went straight to his laboratory (U-Gin Genetics & Research), just happy to be alive after Ultron's attack at Avenger's Tower in NY (chapter-22)...!
Leaving his staff behind, he went into his private area of the lab [to check up on some work], only to be confronted by someone most unlikely: ULTRON!
[Scream, and your entire staff dies...!'] said the mechanical man, standing in the shadows (only the reds of his artificial eyes glowing in the dark)...! [I could have KILLED you, Shun Cho, the night we met at The Tower...! But I didn't...!']
"Do you expect a `thank-you' note...?" asked Cho, flipped!
[`I expect you to know WHY...!'] said Ultron, stepping out of the shadows...!...standing over...
"The CRADLE..." said Cho, realizing its significance to Ultron!
[`...is the next ME...!'] added Ultron, finishing Cho's sentence (reaching out to physically TOUCH the metal box)...!
Cho looked concerned...!
"The Regeneration Cradle only prints tissue...! It can't BUILD a living body...!" he informed!
[`Sure it CAN! YOU can! You only lack the materials!'] said Ultron, as 2 of his Iron Legion came out of the shadows carrying 2 items: ONE was vibranium (stolen from The Wakandan Government), and the other was Loki's Scepter...!
[You've a brilliant mind, Dr. Cho...'] said Ultron, as the staff was gently touched to Shun Cho's chest, corrupting his heart...! [...but we all have room to improve!']
"Yes!" said Dr. Cho, suddenly seeing the light!
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ARKANSAS
Steve Rogers (aka: Captain America) awoke to the sound of a screaming rooster at The Barton's family farm house in rural Arkansas...! His ass felt wonderfully stretched and leaking massive amounts of sperm after a night of crazy African sex with The Wakandan King: T'Challa (aka: The Black Panther) after the 2 found themselves sharing the same hayloft to sleep in {last chp}!
Capt couldn't resist reaching back behind himself to FEEL his own firm muscular buttock and soft gaping manhole nestled in-between the cheeks! Indeed it felt well-fucked after encountering T'Challa's 11" African Mandingo dick! He rolled over (still pretending to be half-asleep, expecting to bump `accidentally' into T'Challa...but found himself lying in a bed of hay all alone! Capt sat up and looked around the hayloft, wondering WHERE T'Challa went off to...?
"If thou art seeking the dark-skinned cat-man..." said the voice of THOR, echoing throughout the barn for some reason (as Capt looked around searching for HIM also), "...he hath gone down to a brook to bathe with nature...!" explained The Asgardian, before leaping down from the roof's skylight, landing directly in front of a naked Capt!
Capt was surprised to see THOR jumping down from the roof!
"THOR..." he called, staring up at the skylight! "...how long've you been UP there...?"
"All night!" answered THOR, looking up at the sky! "I love to sleep under the stars at night!" he added (having slept on the roof)!
Capt was visibly shaken...
"Did you...?" he questioned, almost too embarrassed to ask! "Did you...HEAR...T'Challa and me...last night...?" he wondered (aloud)!
THOR smiled, looking back down at Capt...!
"Aye, I hath..." he smirked, soaking in Capt's nakedness! "...and thee doth did hath a restless night with yon cat-man companion...!" he winked, playfully!
"Quite inspiring!"
"uhg...!" sounded Capt, wondering how long before this news got back to Clint's ears...?
Capt slipped on his boxer-briefs and clothes, then jumped down to the main floor and followed THOR outside of the barn...! "Going somewhere...?" he asked, noticing THOR don his red cape and Hammer, as if ready to take off in-flight...!
"Aye!" answered The Asgardian! "I saw something in my `vision'..." he added (referring to the visions they were given by one of The Enchanted Ones: Vance Austin), {chp-23}! "...I need answers...! I wilst not find them here! I must go to Asgard...where I hope to learn mine truth!" he stated, before winding up his mighty hammer and taking off skyward, leaving Capt staring up at the sun...!
Just then T'Challa walked up (completely naked), glancing up at the early morning sky before changing his sights onto Capt...!
"Good morning, Captain..." he greeted politely (with a thick African accent)! "...have I helped you to get over your anguishes last night...?"
Capt's eyes automatically lowered to T'Challa's soft dark cock, as it dangled down over his low hanging balls-sac, looking all hooded and dormant!
"uh yes, you did!" he blushed (tightening his anus to keep the African king's sperm inside him)...!
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BARTON'S BEDROOM
Clint Barton (aka: Agent Barton, Hawkeye) sat on the edge of his and his wife's bed, as he (irritatingly) scratched at the false skin on his side {skin replacement grafted in chp-21 in an experimental surgery}...!
A pregnant Barbra Barton rolled over and gently kissed her husband's bare back...!
"I can TELL the difference...!" she said, knowing her husband's body well!
Clint chuckled, as he looked out the bedroom window to see Capt and T'Challa standing outside of the old barn together...!
"I...THINK I may've made matters worse with Capt...!" said Barbra, as Clint turned to LOOK at her, wondering what she did...?
Barbra swallowed (nervously), as Clint stood up in his boxers...! "I uh..." she started, sitting up in bed (letting the covers drop just below her bare tits)...! "...I...told him that I knew about the 2 of you..." she said, cautiously...! "...and that I was alright with it..., provided we could all share...!...as lovers...!"
"aww nah, Barb'..." said Clint (slapping himself on the forehead with the palm of his hand), wishing his wife hadn't said anything at all...! "...Steve's from a DIFFERENT time and place, hon'..., telling him we want him to be a part of our freaky married 3way would be too much for him to swallow right now...! You've likely scared him off!"
"I'm sorry..." apologized the wife, seeing how upset her husband was...! "...I thought it might put him at ease...! He seemed so...shaken when he saw that you were married! How could you NOT tell him...?"
"I..." started Clint, turning towards the window, no longer seeing Capt nor T'Challa...! "...it...just never came up...!"
"Your WIFE and KIDS never came up...?" questioned Barbra, staring at her husband in disbelief...!
"Don't RAG on me, Barb', you KNOW what I meant...!" sighed Clint (hating his wife's hurtful gazes)! "If we weren't busy on a mission, we were..."
"Busy in BED...!" said Barbra, realizing WHERE Clint was about to go!
Clint watched her get out of bed and head for the bathroom...! "You know, you need to pick which TEAM you want to be on..." she added, pausing at the bathroom door! "...The Avengers, or your FAMILY...?" she said before slamming the bathroom door!
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OUTSIDE
"So...THOR didn't say where he was going to get answers...?" asked Tony Stark, using an old axe to chop wood outside the main house...!
"Sometimes my teammates don't tell me things...!" said Capt (snippily), glancing over at Clint (Hawkeye), sitting with his oldest son on the sunporch (staring back at Capt)...!
"Was kinda hoping THOR would be the exception...!"
"Yeah. Give him time...!" reasoned Stark, picking up the wood to pile onto his stack...! "We don't know WHAT The Enhanced kid showed him...!"
"`Earth's Mightiest Heroes'..." chuckled Capt, aligning his own block of wood to chop in half...! "...they pulled us apart like cotton candy!"
"Seems like YOU walked away alright...?" questioned Stark, aligning his own block...!
Capt paused...
"You got a problem with that...?" he asked!
"I don't TRUST a guy without a dark side...!" said Stark, wielding his axe..., chopping it through the wood block! "Call me old fashion...!"
"Let's just say you haven't SEEN my `dark side' yet...!" challenged Capt, yanking his own axe out of the tree stump...!
"You KNOW Ultron's trying to tear us apart, right...?" asked Stark!
"Well, I'd guess YOU'D know..." said Capt, swinging his axe (with one hand), chopping straight through with one blow! "...now whether you'd TELL us is the question...!"
"Banner and I were doing research..." argued Stark!
"That would affect the team!" chimed Capt (reaching for another block)!
"That would END the team!" corrected Stark!
"Isn't THAT the mission...? Isn't THAT the `why we fight' anthem...?...so we can END the fight...! So we get to go HOME...?"
Capt physically RIPPED the wooden block in two with his bare hands (frustrated)...!
"Every time someone tries to win a war before it's started, innocent people die! Every time!"
"uh...I'm sorry to interrupt, Mr. Stark..." said Barbra, walking up on the 2 men standing by the wood piles...! "...Clint said you wouldn't mind..., but our tractor doesn't seem to want to start at all...! I THOUGHT maybe you might..."
"Yeah..." said Stark (needing a breather), "...I'll give her a kick...!" he added, heading towards the barn...! "Don't take from my pile!" he said to Capt (whose wood pile was already significantly bigger anyway)...!
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THE BARN
Stark walked into the gloomy barn (where 3 of The Avengers slept last night), and found The Barton's tractor parked in the center (just behind the closed double doors)...!
He started to tinker with it (to find out what was wrong with it), when he heard a familiar voice say...
"Do me a favor..., DON'T bring it to life...!"
Stark turned around to find Nicolas Fury standing in the wings (incognito)...!
"I get it...! Mark Hill called you in, right...? He got you on speed dial...?" asked Stark!
"Artificial Intelligence...?" asked Fury, shaking his head! "You never even hesitated, did you...?"
"Look, it's been a really LONG day..." said Stark, abandoning the tractor (realizing it was just a hoax to get him in the barn)...! "...so how's about we skip to the part where you're useful...?"
"Look me in the EYE..., and tell me you're going to shut it down...!" said Fury, staring at Stark with his ONE GOOD EYE...!
"You're not the director of me...!" snapped Stark!
"I'm not the director of anybody..." said Fury (after Hydra had been found lurking within SHIELD all those years)...! "...I'm just an OLD MAN..., who cares very much about you, Tony...!"
Stark hesitated, briefly...!
"And...I'm the man who killed The Avengers...!" he stated aloud!
"I SAW it...! I didn't tell the team! How could I...?" he asked, as he turned his back! "I saw them all DEAD, Nick...! I FELT it! The whole WORLD too! Because if me! I wasn't ready...! I didn't do all I could!"
"The VANCE boy..., he's working you, Stark...! Playing on your fears...!" informed Fury!
"I wasn't TRICKED..." countered Stark, "...I was SHOWN! It wasn't a nightmare, it was my LEGACY! The end of the path I started us on...!"
"You've come up with some pretty impressive inventions, Tony..." conceded Fury, "...but WAR wasn't one of them!"
"I watched my friends die..." continued Tony, solemnly, "...you'd think THAT'D be as bad as it gets, right...? Nope! Wasn't the worst part...!"
The WORST part..." intercepted Fury, seeing the anguish on Stark's face...! "...was that YOU didn't...!"
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BACK AT THE HOUSE
"Ultron took you folks out of play to buy himself some time...!" said Fury, as The Avengers gathered around the dining room table for a big breakfast Barbra cooked...! "My contacts all say he's building something! The amount of vibranium he made off with..., I don't think it's just ONE thing...!"
"What about Ultron himself...?" asked Cap (feeling fresh after another hot shower)...!
"Oh, HE'S easy to track...! He's EVERYWHERE!" answered Fury, passing a plate of biscuits around the table...! "The guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit! It still doesn't help us get an angle of any of his plans, though...!"
"So he's still going after the launch codes...?" asked Capt, curiously!
"Yes he is...! But he's not making any headway!" informed Fury!
"I cracked The Pentagon's firewall in high school on a dare...!" mentioned Stark, proving his superior intellect!
"Well I contacted our friends at The Nexus about that..." started Fury,
"Nexus...?" questioned Capt (having never heard of it)...!
"It's the world Internet hub in Oslo!" informed Banner! "Every byte of data flows through there...! Fastest access on Earth!"
"So what they say...?" asked Clint (as his wife spooned scrambled eggs onto her husband's plate)!
"He's fixated on the missiles! But the codes are constantly being changed!" explained Fury!
"By whom...?" asked Stark!
"Parties unknown!" said Fury!
"Do we have an ally...?" asked Clint!
"Ulton's got an enemy! That's NOT the same thing!" said Fury. "Still, I'd pay folding money to know WHO it is!"
"I might need to visit Oslo!" said Tony aloud, "Find our `unknown'...!"
"Well, this is all good, boss..., but I was kind of hoping that when I saw you, you'd have a lot MORE than that...?" said Clint, disappointed that Fury didn't have more info to share!
"I do!" said Fury, objectively! "I have YOU!
"Back in the day, I had EYES everywhere, EARS everywhere else! YOU kids had all the tech you could dream of at your fingertips! Here we are, back on Earth, with nothing but our wits and our WILL to save the planet! Ultron says The Avengers are the only things standing between HIM and his mission! Whether or not he admits it, HIS mission is global destruction!
"So STAND! Outwit the platinum bastard! Find out WHAT he wants...!"
"To become better!" said Steve! "Better than US...? He keeps building bodies...!"
"Personal bodies!" intervened Stark, thoughtfully...! "The human form is inefficient! Biologically speaking, we're outmoded! But he keeps coming back to it!"
"When you 2 programmed him to protect the human race..., you amazingly failed!" said Clint!
"They didn't need to be protected..." said Banner, staring at an old child's drawing of a butterfly on the refrigerator door...! "...they needed to evolve! Ultron's going to evolve!" he stated, confidently!
"How...?" asked Fury!
Banner hesitated...
"Has anyone been in contact with Dr. Cho...?" asked Stark, as everyone looked around curiously!
NEXT: ULTRON
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