OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is TOTALLY FICTIONAL, based on FICTIONAL CHARACTERS created by Roseanne Arnold. "ROSEANNE" is copyrighted by Casey-Werner. ENJOY!
This was a big day for Dan Connor. After years of on-again off-again drywalling and other blue-collar jobs, today seemed it might be his lucky day. The big, burly fellow was looking to open his own motorcycle shop, and it looked as though things would all come together today.
If the loan from the bank came through, he would be more than halfway there. He decided that he would take Roseanne out to celebrate, and was dressed for the evening in grey dress slacks, light blue shirt, clip-on tie, and his size 14 wing tips. Quite a change from his usual plaid work shorts and worn jeans. Dan's clothes were really bieng taxed to the max with his bulging, 315 pound body. His huge beer gut threatened to pop the buttons of his shirt, and his thick cock and hefty balls made a prominent bulge in the crotch of his slacks when he sat down. And his massive, round glutes looked ready to burst through the seat of his pants at any time.
And, even MORE out of character for Dan Connor were the garters he wore to support his dark-blue socks. Dan's dad had given them to him years ago as a joke, and Dan had just stashed them away in his sock drawer. However, today bieng a special occassion, he decided to go "formal" and wear them. Dan couldn't understand it, but, as he put on the garters, he felt his fat beer-can cock twitch......strange.............
Roseanne was at work, hustling tables at the restuarant at Rodbell's over at the mall; his son DJ was at school, and Darlene was away at college. Becky, of course, had married and moved away with her punk boyfriend Mark.
As Dan was about to watch a sports program on the tube, the doorbell rang. When Dan opened the door, he was surprised to see Leon, Rosie's boss, standing there. "Ok, Leon, what'd my wife do this time?, " Dan chuckled "C'mon in.....let me get you a beer," Leon grinned, taking off his overcoat. "Sounds great Dan," He replied " The real reason I'm here is to talk about bikes.....I just bought a really cool ' 60 Harley, and it needs some work.....Rosie said you know all there is about bikes, Dan." Dan was flattered, and, after getting Leon his beer, the two men sat in the living room, and started discussing Leon's vintage bike.
Dan, by this time, knew that Leon was gay, but, as they discussed the old Harley, he was aware that Leon was occassionaly stealing glances at him, particularly focusing on his bulging crotch. But Dan wasn't insulted, inwardly chuckled, and kept on talking bikes. But, things came to a head when Dan crossed his big leg, and his trouser leg pulled back, revealing the garter holding up his sock. That's when Dan noticed that Leon was close to drooling. Again, that unexplained twitch was felt in his fat blue-collar dong.
"So, Leon, " Dan smirked, hiking up his pants leg to reveal more of his gartered leg "I see you like my garters!" Leon was caught off guard, and stammered a bit. "Aww, Dan...It's just that...you don't seem to be the kind of guy to wear garters......a lot of the traditional white-collar guys still do." "Do you wear garters, Leon," Dan asked ""See for yourself, Dan," Leon answered, pulling back the leg of his pinstripe suit pants, revealing a grey sock supported by a garter, as well as a glimpse of Leon's hairy leg. This time, Dan's cock didn't only twitch...it started to stiffen. Dan tried to shift his position on the sofa to make the growing bulge less obvious, but it was too late. Leon had noticed.
"Fuck," Dan thought, he didn't intend for THIS to happen! But then, Dan thought back to his teen years, and, even though he was a real cunt-hound in high school, he could still remember seeing his chunky traveling-salesman dad in his boxers and garters. As much as Dan loved cunts and tits, he had to admit that he had spent many a hot, sweaty jack-off session in his bedroom thinking about his dad....and his garters..........
"Jesus, Dan," Leon chuckled, trying to make Dan feel more at ease, "So you got a little hot looking at my garters...hell, even straight guys like you can get turned on by stuff like this...trust me, as a gay guy, I know"! Hearing that, Dan confessed to Leon about the fantasies he had about his dad's garters, and how hot he thought they looked. Leon grinned, his own cock now at full mast behind the fly of his suit pants. "Dan," Leon said, stroking his dapper mustache, "This kind of stuff can get a guy so hot he can jizz a huge load while still fully clothed!"
Dan laughed, by now both turned on and amused. "How the hell is that possible?" He asked his wife's cock-hungry boss.
Hearing that, Leon decided to go for broke. "Well, I could show you................"
Dan had an exceptionally bad case of blue balls. It had been weeks since he and Rosie had had sex, and even the occassional jerk-off session out in the garage with a girlie magazine, couldn't relieve his agitated horniness.
"Ok, guy," Dan grinned, "show me!" "With pleasure!" Leon replied, a big-shit-eating grin on his face. "Damn", Leon thought, "after all this fantasizing about Roseanne's big bear hubby, I'm really going to get it on with him!" Doffing his suit jacket, Leon dropped to his knees, and picked up Dan's huge foot.
Dan felt his fat cock throb harder as he watched his wife's gay boss start to lick his wing-tip, licking the toe, the instep, and then around the heel. Then Leon rolled back Dan's right trouser leg almost to his knee, baring Dan's thick, chunky leg.
Leon then moaned to himself as he started to slowly, methodically tongue-bath Dan's sweaty dress sock and garter.
Dan watched intently as Roseanne's dapper, bespectacled boss licked and slurped away at his sweaty sock and garter. Leon felt his cock drooling more lube into his boxers as he tasted and inhaled the clean, musky, macho sweat of this big, burly, macho teddy-bear.
As Leon worked on his gartered leg, Dan's big hand massaged the huge bulge behind his fly. His huge cock was now rock-hard, and his sweaty size 50 boxers were now sticky with lube. Damn, Dan thought, ol' Leon really knows his stuff!
By this time, Dan's sock and garter were totally bathed in Leon's hot saliva. Instinctivley, Leon's hand reached up and started to rub and knead Dan's bulging, fleshy midsection. Dan moaned as Leon's hand felt up his big gut.
Then Leon stood up, still grinning, a quarter-sized lube stain near the fly of his expensive suit pants.
"You stoppin' already, Leon?," Dan muttered, hoping this wasn't all. "Hell, no, big fella, we've only just started!" Leon chuckled. Now I want you to raise your right arm, Dan...yeah...just like that." The armpit of Dan's dress shirt was already marked by a large sweat stain. Leon sat next to Dan, and started licking the sweat that seeped through the material, while his one hand pinched and tweaked Dan's stiff nipple through his shirt.
Again, Leon felt his cock unleash another glob of white-collar lube into his sweaty undershorts, further staining his trousers. The manly, musky taste of Dan's sweaty armpit hit him like a ton of bricks, and he was in shock when he felt Dan's massive paw reach over and start massaging his bulging crotch.
Leon responded by really snarfing up a storm with Dan's sweaty pit, his wildest fantasies about Dan Connor paleing into nothingness when compared to this erotic, unexpected lust-fest. Dan was wondering why, all this time, Leon had made no move for his cock. He did not have to wait long.
Leon started sucking the thick, pounding length of Dan's blue-collar boner through his slacks, his talented mouth really going to town mouthing Dan's meaty cock through his pants. Dan spread his big legs more, and Leon soon had the bulging crotch of Dan's pants totally soaked with spit. Leon's hot tongue greedily lapped up the hot lube as it seeped through Dan's pants. "Ok, Dan." Leon growled, as he stood up to full hieght. Stand up and drop your pants, but NOT your shorts....then turn that big, juicy ass towards me!"
So hot was Dan, he didn't hesitate about dropping his pants in front of his wife's gay employer. When Dad's slacks fell into a heap around his gartered socks, he turned away, facing the sofa.
"OOOHHHHFUCK!!", Leon snarled "FUCK, YOU HAVE ONE BIG, BEAUTIFUL SEXY ASS THERE, DAN!!" Dan's sweaty, green-striped size 50 boxers clung to his big, round, chunky ass like a second skin. Leon wasted no time in dropping his own suit pants, revealing his own lube-stained boxers.
"Ok, Dan," Leon instructed, " I want you to lean over the couch and just gyrate that big beautiful ass for me...that's all ya gotta do, big guy.....I promise you that the load you'll shoot will be the BIGGEST load you EVER shot!" At this point, Dan Connor had no doubts about ANYTHING Leon said!
Akwardly, Dan began to gyrate his fat, plump, boxer-clad ass. Then Leon got in back of him, and started humping his boxer-imprisoned dong against Dan's beefy, boxer-clad buns. "AAWWWWWWFUCK......FUCK THIS ASS IS TOO FUCKING HOT DAN!!", Leon moaned "GODDAMN, YOUR ASS IS AWESOME!!"
The feel of Dan's beefy, burly ass grinding against his cotton-clothed dick was driving Leon nuts. He angrily ground his bulging crotch against the seat of Dan's shorts, and, already, the lube leaking from Leon's cock oozed through to stain the seat of Dan's well-filled undershorts.
Dan had to admit he was really getting off on having Leon hump his fat ass, but, when Leon's hand reached around to start wanking his fat cock through the material of his shorts, he almost shot right there. "OOOHFUCK, LEON, FUCK, MAN!!" Dan growled as Leon's hand gripped his fat dick through his sweaty shorts and pumped it up and down. Leon's other hand reached around to knead Dan's massive bull-balls through the shorts, and Leon could tell there was about two gallons of hot cum in these big nuts!!
Dan's big ass was grinding against Leon's crotch with a vengance. Leon wanted to do this for all eternity and never stop, but his churning nuts were about to blow. "AAAAAAWWFUCK, DAN........YEAHHH GRIND THAT BIG MACHO ASS AGAINST MY PRICK.......YEAHHHHHH..OOHHJESUSSSSSSSSYEAHHHHHHHHH!!" With that, Leon's boxer-clad cock began blasting gobs of hot businessman's cum into the crotch of his sweaty shorts, totally creaming the crotch, and soaking through the material to soak the well-rounded seat of Dan's boxers as well.
One of Leon's fingers starting teasing the sensitive, drooling slit of Dan's cock through the lube-stained cotton, and that triggered off a massive explosion in Dan's bulging bull-balls. "YOU LITTLE FUCKIN' HOMO TEASE!" , Dan snarled, grinding his big ass harder into Leon's cum-splattered crotch. "YOU LITTLE FOUR-EYED BASTARD...YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME SHOOT........MAKE ME CREAM MY FUCKIN' SHORTS......AAAWWWWWFUUUCKKKKKKKK!!"
Dan's huge, hairy balls let loose with a violent volley of cum-shots, geysers of thick, sticky blue-collar spunk flooding his shorts, soaking his thick pubic bush, dribbling down his thick leg to stain his sweaty garter. Leon was right....he had NEVER shot a load this intense.....even the hottest chick in high school had NEVER made him shoot a load this massive!
As Dan leaned over the back of the old sofa, he admitted to himself that he must have been bi all these years, but had kept this side of him well-hidden; so well-hidden that even HE had forgotten it. Dan felt he owed a lot to Leon............................ Leon then dropped to his knees, and started licking his hot jizz from the striped seat of Dan's cum-drenched boxers. The feeling of Leon's tongue sliding along the slimy, sticky seat of his shorts made his cock start to twitch again.
Then Leon broke the silence, telling Dan, "Any woman that works for me that has a husband THIS HOT deserves a RAISE!" Speaking of raises, Dan felt his own cock again begin to rise in his sperm-soaked boxers...... THE END Hope you guys enjoyed this latest sit-CUM! Comments and feedback are always welcome!