I will take comments from any transgender ladies out there at johnnail18@yahoo.com.
Well, I am doing something that I said I would never do get ready for a garden party. It was my friend Brett and his wife's Kim who were hosting the party so I was coming for them. I was in my best Wranglers and my new denim shirt and my boots were polished. I drove for about 30 minutes and I arrived and Brett saw me.
He said," John, I am glad you made it."
I said," Yeah. you owe me you know I can't stand this type of thing."
He laughed and said," Well, I don't care for this either and oh the bourbon and beer is over there."
I walked over and got a shot glass and asked for Jim Beam and was sipping it by a plant when this beautiful lady walked over wearing this blue sequined cocktail dress.
She said," I can't believe I agreed to come to this listening to women talk about the pool boys, if I was listen to them any longer murder would look like a good option."
I laughed and said," You look so natural in this setting."
She shot me a dirty look and then laughed," I see you are really dressed for the occasion what got you here?"
I said," Brett and Kim "invited" me."
She said," Oh you too, so you must be the man they want to match me up with."
I laughed," I should have seen this coming and I thought I was the only single one."
She said." I hope you are the one that they are trying to match me up with. You are a very handsome man."
I replied." I hope you are the woman they are trying to match me up with because you are the woman of my dreams."
We both laughed and she put her head on my arm and we both understood if we weren't the ones Brett and Kim had in mind we were going to be the ones anyway.
Kim came over and saw us and said," I was going to introduce you 2 but it seems you found each other."
We both said in unison," Subtle."
We looked at each other and laughed at how we thought alike just then.
Kim laughed and said," Brett said it was a bad idea but you two are perfect for each other."
Brett came over and said," By the way it was Kim's idea to be a matchmaker."
I looked at him and said," I thought so but what about this lame garden party."
Brett said," That is for the benefit of my 2 clients over there."
I looked over and saw two oriental men in expensive suits.
Brett said," You can benefit by meeting a beautiful lady."
I said," Touche, so what is going on?"
Brett said," About to close a multi-million dollar deal and for that I would sleep with those 2 guys and be their slut."
I laughed and said," I thought there was a little of that when we were in school."
Kim said," Brett has been on the phone with them and I think he has pretty much memorized Taiwan all for that mult-million dollar deal on that office complex in L.A."
Kim said," Now, for the formal introductions, John this is my good friend Rochelle and Rochelle this is Brett's and my good friend. John Rochelle does interior design and Rochelle John does landscaping and he is a hard worker."
I smiled and said," Well, Rochelle nice to meet you."
Rochelle laughed and said," John it is wonderful to meet you."
We watched Kim disappear from view and Rochelle said," Shall we leave this party?"
I laughed and said," I thought you would never ask."
We quickly and quietly ducked out of the party and Rochelle to her Toyota Celica and I was going to my pickup.
Rochelle said," Do you want to follow me to my home?"
I said," My pickup is right over here."
I got in my pickup and started it up and saw her Celica and followed her to her house she pulled into the driveway and I pulled my pickup to the curb.
She got out and said," I was hoping that was your truck and not somebody else." I walked over and grabbed her hand and we walked hand in hand to her front door and before unlocking her door she stole a kiss.
She unlocked the door and we walked inside and she asked," Would you mind sitting on that couch and wait for me to change in something more comfortable?"
I said," I wouldn't mind at all."
I waited for about 15 minutes and I was looking around and impressed at her house.
She came out wearing form fitting jeans and a white satin blouse sandals and her hair black hair was up in a pony tail. She looked absolutely beautiful and I couldn't believe my eyes now what I saw was natural beauty.
She sat down on the couch and said," I have something to show and tell you before we go any further. You will still have to accept me as a woman."
She unbuttoned her jeans and then pulled down her panties and removed the medical tape and I saw a penis.
She said," I am a pre-op or non-op transgender woman can you still accept me as a woman?"
I looked at this magnificent creature and said," Absolutely yes."
She said," Good because if we are to have a relationship you will have to accept me as me. I am still wondering if I want to have that sex change surgery because it is such a complicated surgery and I would not be able to do my business for probably 2 weeks. But now that we got that out of the way why don't we go to that one diner just on the west side of town." I said," Sure that sounds great I will love knowing more about you." We walked hand in hand to the driver's side door and I help her up into my pickup and she slides to the middle of my seat. and I climbed in next to her.
She said," I can't believe it I may have a conventional relationship with a man."
I laughed and said," If you were hoping for a conventional relationship with me you might be disappointed."
She laughed and said," Well, I am good at pretending"
I bent over and we kissed for about 2 to 3 minutes before I finally put my truck into gear.
As I pulled from the curb she laughed and said," It took me 4 hours to get ready for this crazy garden party. Yesterday, I had to go to that hair stylist and spend about $95 dollars to get my hair teased fluffed and what ever else she did so I could pin it up. Normally I spend about $25 for her to trim it and that cocktail dress really."
I laughed and said," Things we do so our friends can play match makers."
She laughed and said," I have to admit Kim did get it right."
I said," Don't tell her." She laughed and said," Are you kidding? Do we want her to think she is a perfect matchmaker?"
We drove and got to the cafe and I held the door open for her and we were giggling like school children.
As we sat down I said," These people make the best strawberry malts."
She beamed and asked," Really?"
I ordered the malts and I said," Ok tell me about yourself."
She said," Well, I moved here from San Francisco California and my dad is a professor at UC Berkley and my parents are old hippies."
I snickered and said," Are you kidding?"
She said," No, so to say my childhood was interesting is an understatement. Now, when I was growing up until about 8 or 9 I was growing up as a boy. Now I was a normal height but just didn't seem just right. I started seeing a therapist when I was 7 and after about a year he diagnosed I maybe of the wrong gender. Now I was just too pretty to be a boy, in fact, I was called a sissy more than once and when he said that I felt a relief. Now I wasn't put on hormones until about 12 but I was living my life as a girl. The funny thing is around 16 I felt like I was on an alien planet in San Francisco especially around U.C. Berkeley. I majored in business and opened my interior design business in San Francisco. I did my business there for a few years then I came to Oklahoma. Now, I feel like I am living a normal life."
I said," Wow, so what you did to live a normal life but then you threw that out the window for me."
She said," You keep saying that I may have to wonder about going out with you."
We both laughed and she caressed my arm lightly. She said," I don't remember feeling this comfortable, you are such a wonderful man."
I said," Well, I thank you and you are such a beautiful lady. My mom is disappointed that I didn't go to college. I mowed lawns when I was a kid then went onto landscaping out of high school. At first, it was to save up for college but then I saw I could make a living doing this. There is still plenty of time to go back to school but right now there is no need." She said," At Berkely, there are a plenty of professional students and professional protestors."
I replied," Say what?" She says," Unfortunately San Francisco is like in a parallel universe and it doesn't exist in a real world. If we watch the news together and they show a protest I can probably point out people I know."
I said," I had my suspicions but wow."
She laughed and said," Berkeley doesn't like people like me because we know the truth. San Francisco in so many ways is an agitation city. You have so many people always agitating about different issues be it the environment, animal rights, civil rights, gay rights, lesbian rights etc etc."
I laughed and said," I bet that is amusing."
She laughed and said," It is and while the rest of the country gets mad at Berkeley you just have to laugh. The wealthy liberals of San Francisco are so concerned about affordable housing every where but in San Francisco. Take a mobile home park they will do everything possible to get them zoned out of the area so as they say they can keep the aesthetics."
The malts came and she tried hers and said," This is delicious."
I said," Yes it is but that is so funny."
She said," You stick with me and you will hear plenty."
After we enjoyed our malts we talked for about a couple of more hours and we were told they were closing.
I helped her into my truck and I got in and she lays her head on my shoulder.
I started up my truck and backed out and put it into gear to drive her home. She said," I dreamed about this since I was 12 but thought I would never experience this."
I said," I am glad you like this because you will never shake me."
I drove her to her house and walked her to the door and we kissed.
She gave me her number and said," I hope to hear from you."
I said," You will I feel too comfortable with you."
We said good night to each other. kissed each other goodnight and she went inside as I walked to my truck. I started the truck and pulled from the curb and drove home thinkng about the night with Rochelle and I got home.
In my room I stripped down to my boxers and climbed into bed and within 5 minutes I fell asleep.