The Funky Thug by Sebastian Grey
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THE FUNKY THUG
Hi my name is Donald, but everybody calls me DJ, I live in a very rough urban city in what used to be a middle class neighborhood but now it's ridden with dope fiends and drug dealers. This story takes place in the middle of a very hot summer. It involves one of those drug dealers, his name's Black. Black's real name I know because we used to go to school together but since graduation Black has been a permanent fixture on the corner of our block.
Let me describe myself. I'm 22 5'11 160 caramel brown skin nice build, not cut up but solid, I have nice thick thighs and a round ample ass and I am very hairy. I'd been into man smells since I was a preteen sneaking into my older cousins bedrooms rummaging through their dirty clothes searching for that pair of underwear that smelled like dick, balls, and ass. Seeing as though my cousins were some rough normal boys I was never disappointed. I would swipe the pair take them back to my house for a nice sniff and jerk.
Let me describe Black. He was about 5'9 stocky but well defined. 26, cocoa brown skin, pretty full lips, and an ass I could stare at for hours. Black although he had tons if tattoos was also very hairy. The chance encounter I had with him was something neither of us expected but it was definitely a beautiful surprise.
One night while I was sitting on my stoop enjoying the late night summer breeze smoking a blunt sipping on a beer, I see Black walking up the street with his baby-moms fussing. They walked pass me on the stoop and as they did taking a brief moment away from his bickering girlfriend Black gave me the universal bro nod and I nodded back, they kept walking. I was on vacation from my job so it had been about two days since I last showered and I didn't wear deodorant when I wasn't going to be around people so I was nice and ripe. Sitting on my steps wearing nothing but a wifebeater, basketball shorts, no drawlz, and some dingy white sox covering my size 10s. I continued smoking my blunt and sipping my beer listening to my little radio just enjoying my own company, casually sniffin my pit, and rubbing my funky balls and sweaty ass anticipating the jerk off session I was gonna have once I retired to my room, located in the basement of the house. I loved my room because I could lock the door and I could go in and out of the house from the back where my room was without ever setting foot on the main floor.
A few minutes went by a I see Black coming back down the street, alone. I expected him to walk by me being as though we really weren't friends per say, and hadn't had any type of conversation since High School, but he didn't, he stopped.
"Wassup DJ, what you doing out here at this hour nigga" he said to me
"Shit, chillin yo. Just listening to the radio enjoying the night, ya know" I replied.
"Oh ard cool, so what you smoking on yo" he said pointing to the blunt in my hand
"Just some mid man, some good shit too. I wish I had some loud though"
"I got some yo, I'll smoke some with you. Might not wanna smoke it out here tho shit will have your mom's whole downstairs jammin son" he said with a slight laugh
"We can go in my room, can't smell or hear shit down in the dungeon" I said laughing back
"Ard cool" he replied getting ready to head up my front steps
I stopped him and told him to meet me at my basement door in the back cause my nosey ass uncle was sleeping on the couch. He said ok and I went in the crib locked the doors eased pass my snoring uncle on the cough and headed down to my room. Once inside my room I locked my door straightened up my bed a bit and picked up some dirty clothes off my floor, tossed them in the hamper and jammed the hamper in my closet and headed to my backdoor to let Black in.
Once I let him in I told him to come in a make himself at home and asked him what kinda movie he wanted to watch. He asked me if I had the new Marvel movie I told him I did popped it in and sat on my bed. Black had removed his t-shirt sitting in just his beater, jeans, still with his shoes on, sitting in the chair that was beside my bed facing the tv. I fumbled through my night stand and handed him two cigarellos and some of my mid to mix with the loud he had. He looked at me grinning and said "Damn nigga I'm not rolling both chump, you can roll one two" chuckling as he handed me a small bag with the loud in it. I asked him what kind of loud it was and he told me it was some blueberry yum yum, opening the baggie I could smell the strong aroma of blueberries yet the strong fragrance of weed as well. We sat in silence as we both rolled out respective spiffs once I was done I hit play on the DVD and Black lit his blunt. He then begin to tell me about the argument he and his girl was having without me asking.
"Man ol girl was bugging tonight cause I told her ass to go home, she immediately thought I was about to go see some other bitch and got to bugging" he said his tone turning slightly serious.
"Oh damn, that's how chicks be; always bugging about something" I said
"Yeah yo, I just didn't feel like going through all that bullshit, having to sneak her in my mom's crib, take a shower, shaving my pubes down cuz she don't like me all hairy n shit. By time I did all that and smoked a blunt I was gonna be ready to go to sleep my nigga" he said laughing "A nigga like me been on the block all day ya heard me" he said then taking a long hard hit of the blunt then passing it to me.
"Yeah girls don't like laying up with no funky nigga" I said taking the blunt and putting up to my lips taking a nice drag. Leaning back on my bed stretching my legs out wiggling my toes in my funky socks right behind him in the chair. Then continuing his conversation he raised his left arm up revealing a bushy armpit and taking a whiff of his musty pit then saying "Yeah bruh I smell like I working man" giggling like a school girl
"I bet you do nigga" I said passing him back the spiff
"What? You don't believe me nigga" Black said leaning up outta his seat towards me on the bed, which was set up the long way in the room so the side of my bed face the tv with the other side up against the back wall, his chair sat right along the side the bed and saying "Smell me son". I took a good whiff and said "Hell yeah nigga u musty as fuck". It caused my dick swell a little and I adjusted myself so I could hide my dick but pushing it between my legs so it wouldn't tent my shorts since I didn't have any drawlz on. Black had sat back in the chair with his back facing me so he didn't see me adjust myself. He then must've noticed he couldn't see him so he turned the chair at an angle facing me but so he could see the tv still. I moved to the other side of the bed and propped myself with my pillows against the back wall with my feet now pointed towards the tv. Black was sitting in the chair catycornered with my feet sitting right next to him. After hitting the blunt a few times and passing it back he sniffed and said "Nigga your feet jammin" laughing. I laughed back and said "Nigga you in my room, all you smell is me in here" he said "I bet I do"
After that we sat in silence for a minute a finished the first blunt. Then forgetting I had a few beers in my mini fridge I offered Black one and he accepted taking then cracking open the can I gave him . He then yawned and stretched raising both his arms up giving me a good look at his hairy musty armpits. But the musty manly smell of him crept over the room causing my dick to throb in between my legs. We held some idol conversation about the movie and then yawning again Black looked up and asked me "Yo you don't mind if I crash on your floor tonight yo, I don't think I'm gonna make it up the block after this beer" I said "No problem yo, nobody comes down here plus my door is locked so sure I ain't got no problem with that". He looked relieved and then said "you got some extra shorts I can borrow for the night"
I replied "Naw I don't, shit, sleep in your drawlz ain't nobody in here but us yo, you good"
"Oh ard" he replied taking off his shoes then standing up unbuckling his pants taking then off wearing a pair of tight fitting tighty whities underneath folding his pants neatly ontop of his shoes. He stood there in his briefs, wifebeater, and a pair of dingy white socks stretching before he sat back down and proceeded to roll another blunt but before he sat down he said "Don't clown my drawlz yo its laundry week this all I got left, had these bitches on since yesterday".
As he split his attention between the tv and rolling the blunt I took time to admire not only his package in the briefs but the briefs themselves. Sitting in the chair with his legs apart I could slightly smell the scent of his funky balls and dick. His legs were hairy and his pubes so bushy they stuck from the sides of his briefs. The white briefs had clear visible stains of what appeared to be a mix of dried piss, sweat, and cum at its pouch. Sticking my hands in my pants slightly rubbing my hardening dick I must've got lost in lust and didn't realize he'd finished rolling the blunt and had caught my stares. Speaking snapping me out of my trance he said "See something you like chump"
Caught I knew my face flushed red and I began to stutter trying to say something until I finally just said "Yeah I do, why you mad son" laughing trying to make light of the situation. To my surprise Black smiled showing off his teeth, the top covered in gold and said "That's wassup nigga, can u keep a secret?" I said "Of course yo, wassup" with that he got up from the chair and said "Move over"
With that I slid over grab some pillows for him to prop himself up with next to me, lit the blunt and hit the light coming from the lamp I had on leaving just the tv on in the room. Black sat next me on my bed in just his briefs, socks, and beater. Sitting so close that our legs touched and rubbed against one another and our shoulders touched.
After taking a good hit of the blunt I passed it to him and spoke saying "I didn't know you fucked around". Black taking a drag of the blunt said "Yeah I do sometimes but I like some freaky shit when I do decide to fuck with dudes"
"Like what?" I asked
With that he raised my arm and stuck his nose directly in my armpit and sniffed. No longer needing to hide my hard dick I stuck my hand in my shorts and began to rub my dick while Black huffed my ripe pit. Coming out of it he hit the blunt and passed it to me saying "Yeah son you smell good, like a working man, that shit turns me on" looking down I noticed his dirty briefs were being stretched by his now hard dick. We sat side by side still smoking the blunt. Black had began rubbing on my leg with his hand going up and down til he finally got the nerve to put his hand up the leg of my shorts rubbing in between my thighs and my balls bringing his hand up to his face taking a whiff smelling the scent of my musty nuts on his hand. I was rubbing his leg as well putting my hand in between his thighs where his pubes stuck out bringing my hand up to my nose doing the same thing. After passing me the blunt back and as I took a drag, Black tugged at my shorts pulling them down and placed his face right in my pubes taking a deep breath. He sat back up taking off his wifebeater exposing his well defined upper body leaving just his socks and briefs on. Getting up on his knees leaning back towards my crotch I pulled my basketball shorts off leaving just my beater and socks on. Black began to suck on my hard 10in dick. He sucked slow and steady enjoying the funk coming from my dick and balls. He hooked his arm around my neck exposing his rip hairy armpit. The aroma made my dick throb as he moaned around my shaft. I casually stroked and played with his round hairy ass through his briefs occasionally reaching down toying with his hard dick. Still on his knees to my right sucking and sniffin my dick I pulled off his briefs bringing them up to my face taking a whiff of the funky garment. The drawlz smells incredible I just leaned back sniffing while he sucked sniffed and licked all over my dick and balls. Removing the underwear from my face I began to finger his sweaty hairy man hole causing him to moan as he still sucked my dick. Black was no amateur and had my dick rock hard from his sucking. I ran my finger up and down his crack bringing it up to my nose smelling his funk. It was manly and sweaty and not shitty whatsoever. It was perfect. Reaching under him I felt his hard and free big black dick. It had to be about 9in and uncut with the skin retracted around the head of his dick. It was sweaty and musty but not dirty. I then pushed him on his side and began to 69 with him, engulfing his musty man stick sucking, sniffing and licking all in his crotch. We both began to talk dirty to each other.
Black in between sucks and sniffs grunting "Yeah nigga that dick stink son, smell yo balls and dick yo"
Me replying "I smell that funky thug dick nigga mmmmm"
Lifting his hairy leg Black said "Eat that sweaty ass nigga let me feel that tongue"
With that I turned on my back pulling Black on top of me placing his ass right above my face. Pulling him back I first sniffed his musty hairy trench which caused my dick to throb even harder. Then I pulled him down on my face burying my face in his ass as I huffed his ass funk and began to eat his ass with precision. Blacks ass was just that, BLACK. It was also round firm yet plush and jiggly. He had a nice dark brown fur covering on it. The hair on his head wasn't coarse but curly and fine, though he kept it in a nice fade you could tell by the texture of his waves that his hair wasn't nappy, and neither were his pubes or body hair. The hair on his ass was smooth and fine. The hair in his crack was plentiful and the same. It held all his manly juices and smells. The pheromones rising from his ass crack had my dick throbbing in Blacks mouth as he sucked on my dick with passion enjoying the taste, and smell. His ass smelled like man. He must've taken a rag to his ass earlier in the day because there were no streaks or signs of shit anywhere and I loved it. I just put my nose in his ass crack and held it there, then adjusting myself dragging Black along still on top of my body, his feet at my head and his head in my lap, still nurturing on my dick. I rested my back against the wall where the pillows were pointing my feet and Blacks head toward the tv. Then I spread his cheeks apart to get a good look. His hole was beautiful surrounded by funky man hair. His hole twitched with anticipation as I held his cheeks apart. Zeroing in on his hole my mouth surrounded its circumference and I let his cheeks close around my face. The taste and smell were intoxicating. I slid down a little spreading my legs allowing Black to get all the dick and man funk he wanted while I feasted on his musty thug butt. We thrusted and grinded as we 69'd staying in this position for what seemed like an hour. Then as he came up for air trying to fight the orgasm my tongue was giving him he rubbed his face in my balls sniffin my funk then grabbing my left leg raising until my socked foot met his nose and sniff my sweaty dingy socks and moaned a low thug growl as he slowly ground his ass into my face as I was still sucking licking and tonguing his sweet musty hole. He sucked on my socked foot savoring the smell and taste. I used my left hand to stroke his rock hard dick which was leaking precum all over my stomach, he'd pulled my wifebeater up so that my pecks and abdomen were exposed. I used my right hand to tweak his left nipple allthewhile driving my tongue in and out of his hole as if I were French kissing it. Then suddenly Blacks body went a little limp, he buried his head in between my legs huffing my funk as I continued the assault on his ass. He then groaned so thuggish and so manly "Oh shit yo....shit yo.... Ahhhh" by then I'd let his dick go and used both hands to tweak his nipples, I had my feet flat on the bed with my knees up slurping and kissing away at his funky man hole while Black had his head between my legs sniffing and moaning and then his body began to shake. He groaned moaning loudly but the sounds of the action movie drown him out so that he and I were the only ones that would hear it. I kept eating, he continued to shake. I kept eating, and he started to grind harder on my mouth and face egging me on "Yeah niggaaaa.... Eat that stank thug booty niggaaaa. Fuck yeah, nigga. Shit, shit, fuck,...ammmma" with that his body shuddered hard again and he grabbed a hold of me almost jumping off but I held him down and forced him to enjoy it and let the orgasm take him. He twitched and shook still sniffing my funky man crotch, I pulled the orgasm from his body for well over 3minutes until he yanked himself off my face then collapsed back on top me. He was still holding onto me shaking and the effect of the orgasm subsided. I gently kissed and sniffed his rank hole as he came down from what would turn out to be his first orgasm ever. I knew this because after he was able to gain some strength he jumped off of me and sat on the bed laying back saying "What you do to me yo" looking puzzled. I said "Whatchu mean yo"
He said "That what just happened nigga, what was that, felt like I was cuming but I didn't nut" grabbing his still hard dico
I said "That was an orgasm, you don't have to nut to have one, especially when the person knows what they're doing"
He just shook his head and casually played with his hard nipples and replied "Well son, that shit felt good , but I def need a break " laughing and sitting up grabbing the 2nd blunt he rolled off the chair. I sat up in nothing but my wifebeater which was pulled over my head and socks, and readjusted myself against the back wall, grabbing his stank drawlz for a whiff as I toyed with my dick. He did the same sitting next to me as he smoked the blunt, him in nothing but his socks, grabbing my basketball shorts off the floor sniffing them huffing my man funk. We passed the blunt back n forth. Me sniffin him up and down while he had it and him doing the same to me while I had it.
After it was done Black went back to sucking my dick and I just fingered and sniffed his ass. Digging in my musty pit for sweat and funk putting up to his nose making him suck harder. I then pulled him up told him to get on his knees at the edge of the bed grabbed a pillow positioned myself on the floor behind him with his ass in the air, his big dick dangling, and his impressive size 12s hanging off the be still embedded in his funky socks and took in the sight. Then I started at his feet sniffed and sucked on his socked feet worked my way up pulled his funky dick to the back and sucked it til it throbbed, then I dove back into his ass and slurped and ate and sniffed until Black had yet another orgasm. His tight hole was opening up and I knew what we both wanted.
I grabbed my jar of Vaseline from my night stand and told him to lay on his back. While he got on his back and comfortable holding his legs in the air I reached under my bed and grabbed the boxers I had on that were indeed just as funky as his briefs, tossed them to him and his instinctively began to sniff them. I then got between his legs bending down to give his tasty ass one last kiss greased my pole in the process and began to lube his hole up. Placing his socked feet right in my face making my dick go and stay brick hard I eased myself into him. Him still sniffin my drawlz and playing with his nipples and his dick bounced around between us. Slow and steady until I was all the in, I stayed lodged in deep making my dick jump and him moan as his body adjusted to the invasion. Still with legs bent so his feet were accessible to my nose I began to stroke his hole casually stroking his dick. Black was moaning saying things that made my dick throb.
"Yeah yo fuck this ass. You in that tight funky nigga booty yo. Yeeeaahh stroke that hole nigga"
With those words of encouragement I leaned in joining our bodies fully as Black wrapped his hairy legs around me pulling me in, me stretching my arms above his head giving him full access to my ripe musty pits. I fucked him slow at first but deep always. Pulling himself from my pit he kissed me deeply, I could smell the scent of my dick, balls, and pits all over him and I'm sure he could smell his dick balls and ass all over me. Then he said "Fuck this ass nigga, make me squirt like a bitch nigga" and with that I began to fuck him steady deep and fast.
I fucked my stankin man dick in his funky thug hole drawing myself back placing his funky socked feet back in my face as I sniffed sucked and nibbled on his toes through the socks. He began to jack his dick tightening his sphincter. Still fucking him good I dug into my own funky man ass bringing it up to his nose on my finger, then digging some more and smearing it all under his nostrils and that sent him over the edge.
Black announced "I'm cummin"
And I quickened my pace to meet his strokes bringing myself closer to my own nut. Black then whimpered like a bitch and began to shoot globs and globs all over me and him. Seeing this thug in such a vulnerable state sent me over the edge and I began to unload into his thug ass, causing him to cum even more. After me fucking all the nut out of him and him pulling it out of me we collapsed on each other breathing heavy. After coming down I got up went into my bathroom and brought us a hot rag to clean up his nut off of us so we wouldn't be sticky. He tossed me my stankin boxers I found for him and I gave him his briefs. We both put or our drawlz on and crawled into my bed me behind him holding him, still smelling each other as we drifted off to sleep....