Mannie went back to the exam room hoping - praying! - to find his clothes. Lucky for everyone involved, everything was right where Billy had left them in the cabinet. He quickly got into his underwear and shorts and then Billy and Klu came in naked and dripping. Billy found some towels and left them alone. Klu was drying off when he turned to Mannie.
"How you doin?"
"Don't talk to me!"
"What's your beef man?" Klu put down his towel but Mannie would not meet his eyes.
"Just don't talk to me okay? Not now not ever."
"Hey Mannie little late to start coppin an attitude with m -"
"Look I'm beyond totally freaked bout all of this. And you! damn Klu I was worryin bout you hornin in on my girlfriend and now this..."
"I was never after your girlfriend."
"Shit, I guess not if you like 'that' so much."
"What?"
"Yeah 'what', that's what" Mannie wouldn't look at him but just pointed at the table.
"Hey I walked into this shit same as you. I didn't know what was gonna go down here."
"Bet you'n doc planned the whole thing-"
"Hey I just found out bout this today dammit!"
"Yeah you been wantin t'get me for a long time. So how long y'been lettin guys fuck yer ass, Klu?"
Klu threw the towel on the floor and grabbed Mannie. Mannie tried to take a swing but all his strength was gone. They struggled a while until finally Klu made sure Mannie was not going to cold-cock him.
"Now will y'fuckin listen for once in yer goddamn life! I didn't plan this! I ain't never been goin round lookin for fucks. I ain't never and I mean NEVER Mannie are you listening NEVER had anything like that happen t'me before like ever. EVER!!"
"Yeah but y'took it!"
"Okay now listen" he said shaking Mannie's shoulders "LISTEN goddamnit I thought I wanted t'just like die when he first did that'n you right there. But then..." he lowered his voice "I... y'know... I kinda hadda force myself t'get usta it. And then with you..."
"Don't remind me."
"Well with you" whispering "okay by that point I was like way past carin" Mannie tried to pull away but Klu held him fast "and then when you were y'know... yer dick in - I mean like y'really doin it, y'fucking me n'all I... well didn't totally hate... it..."
"You sick fuck-"
"I guess I kinda just got usta it and if you tell - if you even breathe a word t'anyone about any a this I swear I'll find ya and I'll cut off those tits of yours'n feed'm t'my dogs, got it?"
"Yeah like I'm gonna be goin around braggin bout buttfuckin -"
"I MEAN it Herrer. If so much as one person looks at me cross eyed I'll find yer ass and" grabbing Mannie's balls "leave these hangin on yer locker for target practice. I mean it!"
"Y'know I CAN'T say anything!"
"Herrer I got a big year comin up. If I don't wrestle I don't get no scholarship so I GOTTA wrestle."
"Tell me about it! I'm in this same fuckin boat Klu!. I gotta wrestle too or I'm gonna be flippin burgers right next t'you."
"Yeah well two naked studs ain't gonna get hired for no flippin burgers" and Mannie in spite of himself started to smile a little.
"So if I let go a yer ass y'won't do anything dumb like take another swing at me-"
"Damn like no way I can fight a damn ten-year old right now."
"Took it outa ya didn't it?"
"Yeah" Mannie said finishing dressing "y'took it outa me."
"C'mon Herrer" Klu was putting on his shorts "y'gotta admit you popped a mean nut."
"Shit Klu" Mannie put on his shoes lowering his voice "I ain't ever I mean NEVER popped like that. I thought my balls were gonna like turn inside fuckin out" and they both looked at each other and started to laugh.
"So ya like my ass huh Herrer?"
"You ain't never know, cause" he picked up his jacket and started to leave "nothin like this ain't ever EVER happenin again" and started for the door.
"Wait up I'll go with ya."
"Like hell y'will. I seen enough of yer damn ass for one day."
"Hey we still ain't talked bout that spot on the team... remember? the one we both want?" and Klu went tearing after him, catching up with him in the reception area. By the time they wandered out the door and down the stairs they were almost able to talk to each other. Almost. And put all the rest out of their heads. Almost.