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The Big Dick Theory
Leonard Hofstadter was inside of his office at Caltech, looking at his latest calculation for an experiment to test one of the theories of his colleagues. He had hit a roadblock and did not know how to solve the equation. He thought for a moment about texting his former roommate and one of his best friends Dr. Sheldon Cooper but decided against it because Sheldon would only mock him for not being able to solve the equation himself.
After about an hour of staring at the computer screen, he decided that he needed a break. He minimized the window on his screen and open Firefox to surf the web. There was nothing new in science that involved physics so he tried searching other scientific fields to see if there was anything that tickled his fancy. There was an interesting article on the "Odds and Ends: This Week in Science" blog. It was a blog that posts odd and sometimes ridiculous stories that scientists visited for a laugh.
There was an article, ham-fistedly called "The Big Dick Theory," about the correlation of height to penis size. Leonard was bored so he decided to read through it for fun. The hypothesis theorized that the leaner a man's body was, the larger his penis would be. As evidence to support this theory, the study surveyed 500 men. It made Leonard wonder if it proved true with his friend Howard Wolowitz. Howard was only 5'6' and probably 120 pounds soaking wet. If the study was to be believed, that would mean that Howard would have at least an 8-inch penis.
Leonard laughed to himself. There was no way that could be true. Then he thought to himself, Howard's wife does have big breasts and she is of small stature. He thought it could be possible that Howard had a large penis. He smiled to himself and said out loud, "What the hell am I thinking?"
He clicked out of the story and went back to his equation. Although, every once in a while, his mind wandered back to his friend Howard's penis size. He knew that he wouldn't be able to get any more work done that day so he shut down his computer and decided to head home.
When he got home, his wife Penny was sitting on the sofa. Leonard walked into the living room and threw his bag into the side chair. He bent down to kiss Penny on the cheek.
"What are you doing?" he asked, as he noticed that she was looking at a video on her iPad.
"Meh. Nothing. Just looking at the 'Top Ten Fashion Trainwrecks' on People's website. Cardi B is the worst," Penny responded, with a slight shaking of her head.
Leonard walked into the kitchen, over to the refrigerator and pulled out a bottle of water. He squeezed it in his hand and couldn't help but think back to the article he had read about penis size only an hour earlier. He looked over at Penny and wondered whether Howard's wife Bernadette had ever confided in Penny about Howard's manhood. He knew that they were best friends and talked about everything. Then he wondered whether Penny had shared his own penis size with Bernadette.
He walked over and sat on the sofa next to Penny. He had no idea how to broach the subject. He looked at the iPad and said, "Wow. That's a bad outfit."
"Yeah," Penny said, barely taking her eyes away from the screen.
"Is it me or does Bernadette have a dress kind of like that?," Leonard asked, bringing the subject around to Howard's wife.
Penny furrowed her brow, turning her head. "Bernadette? God, no. She would never wear something that hideous."
"I don't know. I mean, she married Howard. Her tastes are weird," Leonard said, proud of himself for turning the subject around.
"Yeah, well, still. This dress should be marked 'I am flammable. Where's a match?'" Penny laughed at her own joke.
"Haha," Leonard said, half-heartedly. "Yeah, but why do you think that is?"
"Well, look at it. It's this disgusting lime green color and the straps..." Penny started.
"No-no-no. Howard. Why do you think Bernadette went for Howard?"
"Oh," Penny looked quizzically. "I don't know. Why did I marry you?" She smiled and her attention went back to the screen.
"You know you love all this," Leonard said, jokingly rubbing his body up and down through his shirt.
Penny chuckled, "Yeah, sure."
"And this," he said, getting bolder and grabbing his crotch. Penny looked at him, squinting her eyes. "What?"
Leonard squeezed his crotch again, "Maybe this is what you girls love about us," he said, a bit more bold, continuously squeezing.
Penny looked from his face to his hand on his crotch, back and forth, for a few seconds then bursted out laughing. "What the hell is going on with you?"
Leonard let go of his crotch and shook his head, "I-I don't know." Then lowered his head, shamefully.
Penny went back to her video. Leonard took a sip of water, shaking his head at himself. What was he thinking?
"Ok, I ordered food before you got here, I am going to go pick it up," Penny said, laying the iPad down and closing the cover over it.
"O-ok," Leonard said, looking down at his water bottle in his fidgeting hands. Penny grabbed her keys and walked out of the apartment. Leonard sat back on the sofa, a bit dejected until he noticed Penny's iPad sitting on the table. He opened the cover. Hmm, no screen lock, he thought. He wondered if her phone's iMessage was linked to her iPad. He opened the messages and bingo! It was linked. He thought maybe Bernadette and Penny had talked about their respective husbands' endowments. He opened the Bernadette thread and started flipping back through the messages.
It was mostly Penny and Bernadette talking about how much they hated the people that they worked with at the drug company. Then it turned to what Leonard was looking for. "Oh, my god," he said, hitting pay dirt. Penny and Bernadette were talking about her sexcapades from the previous night. What Leonard read confirmed the theory.
"OMG. Howie was so hard last night I can barely walk this morning."
"He was pounding for like an hour. He's like some cute horny jackrabbit."
Then Leonard hit the motherlode. Bernadette had sent Penny a video that Howard had made for her. He clicked the video. The camera was panned in on Howard's face. "Hi, sweetie," Howard said to the camera. His bare shoulders were in the frame so Leonard could tell that Howard was shirtless.
"You know how much I miss you when you work late," he said, giving a faux frown. Then his frown turned into a seductive smile. "Let me show you how much I missed you," Howard said to the camera. The frame traveled to Howard's chest. His chest was smooth but his pecs had some definition. Leonard realized that he had never seen Howard shirtless in all their years of friendship.
Howard moved his hands sensually over his chest. He tweaked his nipple and winked at the camera, as the camera faced upward.
"Yeah, you like that, baby?" He tweaked his nipple harder and closed his eyes. Leonard looked at the screen and then to his pants and noticed that he was starting to get hard watching Howard put with his own nipples. Leonard's pants were tenting slightly as he continued to watch. Howard moved the camera down to his stomach. He didn't have a six pack but you could tell he had a very lean body. There wasn't nearly an ounce of fat on him. He moved the camera back up his body to his face and smiled.
"Now little Howie misses you so much too, baby," he said. The camera slowly moved back down his body and then Leonard saw it. The camera rested on Howard's crotch. His pubic hair was trimmed very low. Howard's hand gripped what had to be a 10-inch dick! It was long and creamy white, like the rest of Howard's body. The head was light pink. Howard's thumb rubbed over the head, which shined with a dollop of precum.
Leonard couldn't believe his eyes. He also couldn't believe how hard he was. He unbuckled his belt and pulled his pants and underwear under his ass, exposing his own dick. He looked at his 7 and a half inch rock hard dick. Then he looked back at the screen as Howard was stroking his own far larger than average penis.
"Guess the article was right," he laughed to himself. He took hold of his dick and stroked as he watched Howard on the screen. Howard was moaning. He was stroking his huge cock very slowly, with the camera moving back up to his face. He started talking dirty.
"Oh, Bernie, little Howie misses Bernie's honey pot," Howard said to the camera. "Howie wants the honey, Bernie Bear. Little Howie needs to add some cream to your honey." The camera went back to Howard's cock. It throbbed in his hand. Leonard noticed he was stroking his own dick the same speed as Howard in the video. He didn't know why he thought it was so hot but his own dick was throbbing too. As he stroked, his eyes look at the smoothness of Howard's dick and then his own dick which had a purple vein run up the side of it, which throbbed as he flexed his penis.
"Oh, I wanna fuck you, Bernie. I wanna get so deep inside you," Howard moaned as he was speeding up with his stroking. A bit more precum leaking from Howard's piss slit. Leonard sped up to match him as Howard stroked.
The image on the screen moved as Howard looked as if he was putting the camera down on the table to lean it against something. The frame was a wide shot of Howard's sofa in his living room. Howard walked into the frame. He was naked. Leonard looked at Howard's whole body. It was different seeing Howard's full body than the camera showing it piecemeal. The group had often made fun of Howard, saying that he had the body of a 13-year-old boy but as Leonard looked upon him, he knew they were wrong. Howard did have a small built but his body was more lean than skinny. His flat stomach led to a cut V-shaped pelvis, which was highlighted by his penis, pointing at the camera. It was a sight that Leonard ever thought would turn him on. He never thought about Howard like this before but the sight on the screen was going to make him cum. He knew it from the tightening in his balls as he was stroking.
Howard sat on the sofa. He put his legs up on the coffee table. "I am being a bad boy, Bernie." And spread his legs far. "My feet are on the coffee table. You are going to have to punish me and punish little Howie when you get home," he said, squeezing his cock hard and pointing it at the table. As his right hand was tight around his cock, Howard's left hand roamed up and down his chest, tweaking each nipple as he was moaning. His head leaned back; his eyes were closed. Leonard guessed Howard was thinking about Bernie's honey pot as Howard stroked his dick. All Leonard could think about was Howard's massive dick as he was stroking his own.
Leonard had an idea. He paused the video. He grabbed the iPad and set it up on the coffee table in front of him. He stood up and pulled off his pants and underwear, left only in his shirt and hoodie. He sat back down on the sofa, putting his legs on either side of the iPad. He leaned forward and restarted the video. He looked at the iPad and it was like Howard was looking back at him. He watched as Howard looked directly into the screen, moaning and stroking, as if they were watching each other jerking off.
"Oh fuck," Leonard said, as he squeezed his dick, watching Howard enjoying his body. Leonard was getting close and he could tell Howard was too.
"Bernie, I am gonna fill up your honey pot with my Kosher cream. Oh, fuck yeah," Howard moaned, his stroking picking up speed. "Oh, damn," he leaned his head back, his breathing got heavier. Leonard's breathing started getting heavier too. His balls started to draw up to his body.
"Shoot it, Howard," Leonard moaned to himself, looking at the screen. "Shoot it into the honey pot." Howard's image on the screen was furiously stroking and let out a loud moan. "Oh, Bernie!" And Leonard watched as Howard's massive dick shot five streams of cum as Leonard's dick spit out a stream of creamy jizz all over his shirt as he threw his head back. Leonard was still breathing hard, his head back against the sofa as his eyes were closed.
"I got more for you when you get home" Leonard heard from the iPad as Leonard came down from his orgasm. He looked at the screen. Howard was holding the camera. "Love you," he said and then the video ended.
Leonard looked at his shirt. Then he looked at the iPad, blinking his eyes. What had he just done? He had jerked off to a video of his best friend jerking off. All he had wanted to know was whether some stupid article was right. He looked at his watch and noticed that he was masturbating to Howard's video for nearly a half hour. His wife would be back very soon. He leaned forward, grabbing the iPad. He closed out of iMessage and covered it, in hopes that his wife wouldn't know that he was strolling through her messages.
He took off his shirt, carefully trying not to spill any of the cum on the floor and balling it up as he picked up his underwear and pants off the floor. Naked, he walked into the bedroom, still not sure why he had done what he had.
The End...or is it?
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