TALES OF STRAIGHT BUDDIES
PART ONE -- THE STAG WEEKEND, JUST WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
Note:
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Please remember that unprotected sex can be very dangerous.
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This story involves graphic sex between 2 men. If this kind of thing offends you, you're in the wrong place to begin with.
Lee and Emily had been happily married for several years now and had two lovely daughters, two of their best friends Mark and Shelley had decided to get married after seven years of being together. Last weekend all of the women had gone away for a hen weekend and this week it was the men's turn to go away for the stag weekend, 48 hours of as much drug and alcohol consumption as the human body could take and of course there would be the obligatory stripper and possibly even a hooker or two. Lee was very excited he loved to get away with the guys which didn't really happen too often, Lee had decided to ask along his brother in law after asking Mark, the stag, if it was okay. Lee also loved spending time with his brother in law, Joe, who was a happy go lucky kind of guy very easy to get along with and very easy to have a good time with, he was almost like the brother Lee never had and was the complete opposite of his sister Emily, who Lee was married to. Lee loved his wife dearly but if they awarded Olympic medals for whining and nagging make no mistake, Emily would take Gold!
Lee was 28 years old and was an athletic 6 foot tall, being a rugby player he had a very broad back, 42" chest, muscular arms, thick thighs, perfectly sculpted calf muscles and a slightly larger than normal bubble butt, but on him it was perfect and he always wore jeans or trousers to accentuate his most perfect asset and enjoyed the attention that it drew when he walked down the street. Unlike a lot of rugby players, Lee was pretty, there was no other way to put it, handsome wasn't the right word but pretty hit it right on the head, to begin with his face had perfect bone structure and it was when he smiled that it would cause you to melt away because he had the most perfect dimple in his right cheek, beautiful green eyes with naturally curled eye lashes that looked like he'd applied them with mascara and dazzling white straight teeth beneath his sensuous lips and short brown cropped hair. In contrast to his rugby players body his pretty face gave him an effeminate quality which would always make people stop and think when seeing him for the first time, is he gay? Because he was far too pretty to be straight. But of course they would realise he wasn't upon talking him, as well as the fact that he was happily married with two wonderful children, Lee was as straight as they came, the thought of having sex with another man had never entered his mind.
Lee had picked up Joe earlier that morning and they had driven to the airport to board their flight to Newcastle where they would meet the other ten lads upon their arrival for a weekend of hell raising before Mark officially tied the knot with Shelley. Joe was also six foot tall but unlike his brother in law did not have an athletic build, he wasn't small by any means but he didn't have the perfectly defined muscle structure that Lee had, in total contrast, being of Italian decent on his fathers side Joe was dark skinned, where Lee had a very fair complexion, Joe was hairy all over, chest, legs, arms and butt like most men from the med are. But Lee was completely smooth apart from a beautifully trimmed bush, Joe had the beginnings of a beer belly where Lee had a beautifully sculpted six pack. Joe was definitely not pretty and he wasn't exactly handsome but he was extremely attractive his best asset being his Angelina Jolie lips, they were full to the max and sexy and definitely kissable, which was what most people thought when they looked at Joe, how wonderful it would be to kiss and be kissed by his full round erotic lips, his dark skin, hazel eyes, Romanesque nose and black hair completed him and like Lee when he smiled he could quite literally make you melt, when he smiled and those full lips curved upwards coupled with the olive skin and brown eyes Joe was quite simply one of the cutest guy you would ever be likely to see.
Lee and Joe checked into the hotel and went up to their room to unpack shower and change before hitting the local pubs it was only 10am but the others were not due until later that afternoon.
"I'm really looking forward to this weekend." Lee said as he placed his bag on his bed and opened it up to unpack his clothes.
"Yeah it should be awesome, I've been on a few stag weekends and they're always wild." Joe replied as he also placed his bag on his bed and prepared to unpack.
"Well make the most of it mate because after you and Laura get married next year things like this will be a thing of the past for you."
"You're here aren't you?" Joe lifted his eyebrows
"You don't know how much work it was for me to come to this thing." Lee said almost bitterly
"My sis giving you a hard time mate?" Joe asked as he placed his clothes into the drawer.
"To say that I had to get on my hands and knees and crawl through shit would not be an exaggeration."
"She's my sister and I love her but you have to put your foot down a little more mate don't let her get away with crap like that, anyway she went to the hen weekend last week so what's the problem?" Joe asked shaking his head in exasperation he knew exactly what his sister was like and Lee of all people did not deserve the grief.
"Easier said than done my friend but thanks for the advice." Lee said as he began to undress so he could hit the shower, he took off his shoes and socks then next off came the trousers so he was standing there in his tight white Calvin Klein's and an even tighter t shirt. Joe didn't know why but he was transfixed by the sight of his brother in law peeling off his clothes, as Lee lifted the t-shirt over his head Joe readjusted his own package which appeared to be getting a bit tight in his underwear and then the t-shirt was off or to be more exact had been peeled off because it was more like a second skin and it was when Lee hooked his thumbs into the waistband of his Calvin Klein's and began to pull them down to reveal his beautifully trimmed light brown bush and the root of his fat cock that Joe knew something was up, literally, he got a flurry of butterflies in his stomach and as if by command his cock stood to full attention which at the moment felt very uncomfortable. Lee never managed to gat any further in his state of undress because the phone rang and he went answer it standing there right in front of Joe who had now sat on the bed and was inches away from, eye level with the bush and half exposed cock, Joe wasn't sure what was happening to him or why or where it had come from but had never been this turned on his entire life and certainly not by his beautiful fiancée. Joe realised that it was his sister on the phone giving her husband a hard time again as the chat escalated into something more heated and eventually into a screaming match which culminates with Lee slamming the phone down.
"Damn that fucking woman, she's hell bent on making sure I have a shit weekend."
"Are you all right Lee? What did she want?" Joe was full of concern and forgot about the cock that was in front of his face, it was replaced with anger for his sister, she had this wonderful man and was never happy with anything.
"What she always fucking wants, to make my life a misery!" Lee said as he sank onto the edge of his bed opposite Joe and sank his face into his hands and began to quietly sob. Another thing about Lee was that he was an extremely sensitive man who was not afraid to show his feelings, not your typical rugby player.
"Awww mate don't fucking listen to her, whatever it was just fuck her this is your weekend to cut loose and enjoy yourself, she had her turn last week don't listen to her." Joe said as he got up and sat next to Lee and put his strong manly arm around Lee's shoulder and pulled him in tightly towards him. Lee was still weeping as he brought his face into Joe's chest, being there just made him feel so much better.
"Thanks mate and I'm sorry putting you in the middle like this, she is your sister after all."
"No middle mate I'm with you she's a spoilt awkward cow, always has been since we were kids just try not to let it get to you not his weekend at least." Joe said sincerely and honestly and then the strangest thing happened, not even he knew what compelled him to do it, but he leaned in and gave Lee a slow wet kiss on the lips. When Joe pulled away, Lee just sat there perplexed, that kiss had come out of nowhere and he didn't know what to do or say, he was in shock at what his brother in law had done, but he couldn't help feeling that it had probably been the sweetest kiss he had ever had full of warmth, sincerity and love. The room was thick with atmosphere and unspoken words as the two men sat there in silence afraid to speak or even make eye contact, finally after what seemed like an eternity but in fact was only seconds, Joe made the first move he grabbed Lee's hands and pulled him to his feet.
"Right Mr you go to your shower and I'll get changed then we'll hit the bars and get fucked then hook up with the other guys as they arrive." Joe instructed trying to behave as normally as he could then suddenly out of the blue again, Joe grabbed Lee's Calvin Klein's at the waist band and whipped them off so quickly that Lee had to actually jump out of them so as not to trip up and fall backwards Joe quickly leaned in to Lee placing his hand on the small of his back to support him as it looked like he was about to lose his footing, when Joe realised that Lee wasn't falling instead of pulling away he leaned into him again and gave him another lingering kiss on the lips, then grabbed him by the shoulders and turned him to face the shower, gave him a love pat on his hard firm bubble butt and said; "Now go shower!" Pointing in the direction of the bathroom, Lee trotted off in a daze wondering what the fuck was going on had he just entered the twilight zone or what? Joe was having very similar thoughts himself , he felt like he'd had an out of body experience, it was almost as if he were standing there watching himself kiss Lee and rip his shorts off and what a fucking sight he had been standing there in front of him with his beautiful thick flaccid cock hanging out! Then Joe mentally reprimanded himself, `what the hell am I thinking, what am I doing? He's my brother in law and he's a fuckin guy! I'm not gay!' But the growing bulge in his trousers, the heat rising in his body, the rapid breaths and the butterflies in his stomach along with his actions seemed to contradict his train of thoughts.
When Lee came out of the shower with a towel wrapped around his waist he was about to ask Joe what that was all about, but Joe had all ready got changed and hurried Lee along so they could begin their 48 hour drinking spree, so Lee didn't mention anything. Truth be told Lee had found the whole experience kind of comforting after having to deal with his wife, Joe had always been a tactile kind of guy, lots of bear hugs and play wrestling and kisses on the cheeks and thinking about it Lee was sure that this just as innocent when Joe saw how distressed Emily had made him he just wanted to comfort him and he had. It was a sweet kiss filled with love and Lee was man enough not to make it a bigger deal than it was or feel threatened by it. All the time that this was going through his mind Lee noticed that Joe had not taken his eyes off his naked body as he finished towelling himself off and looked through his case for which clothes he was going to put on. Joe, of course was making some sort of chit chat about the carnage that they were going to cause this weekend but Lee wasn't really listening he was more interested in Joe's interest of his naked body and was kind of enjoying being the object of his desire, Lee always loved it when he noticed someone was into his looks or body it didn't bother him if it was a man or woman, so he took his time to dry himself off and very slowly pulled his clean Calvin Klein's on, making sure that his cock hung out over the waist band as long as he could manage it giving Joe one hell of a show all the while trying to convince himself that it had all been harmless and innocent. But if it was innocent why by the time his cock disappeared into his shorts was it semi erect he wondered and why was Joe's trousers beginning to tent?
The two guys, Lee in particular, put their thoughts aside and hit the pubs and clubs in a big way, drink and be merry was the order of the day by the time the rest of the gang hit town they were shit faced jumping from one club to another, Mark, the stag, saw a club called Flares which was a 70's themed place so they decided to make that their next port of call all ten of them the other eight were drastically trying to catch up to Lee and Joe but with their 4 hour head start they were now in a league of their own. With the alcohol in their systems all inhibitions had slowly but surely slipped away which was why neither of them thought anything about standing in the middle of the club and dancing to YMCA when it came blasting through the speakers, their friends looked on in amusement and slight disbelief at how camp they both looked and how perfectly they knew all of the dance moves, next on was `Don't go breaking my heart' by Elton John and Kiki Dee, which Joe announced to the whole club as he bellowed with all his might;
"I fucking love this song! I got it in the hotel on my CD!" He grabbed Lee by the arm and began to sing the lyrics to him as he held him closely and danced along with him, Lee was actually enjoying it but he wasn't so far gone that he didn't know how it looked to the others so he just laughed it off, until that is Joe started rubbing his groin on him, which was when Lee pulled away sharply still smiling and giggled to the others.
"Okay Taxi for Joe! He's fucked." Everyone laughed in agreement and thought nothing more about it. "Look Mark... I'd uhh better get him back to the hotel." Lee slurred he was quite drunk himself.
"No problem mucker." Mark smiled, "It's been a great night, I've had a wicked time you two are fuckin nutters!"
"I loves you Mark!" Joe exclaimed grabbing the stag around the neck and planting a big kiss on his cheek.
"Are you gonna be okay taking him back on your own?" Mark asked as he laughed and hugged Joe back, Mark thought Joe was hysterical he was just like a big teddy bear.
"Yeah Mark, I'll be fine you go back to your party you have at least two drinking hours left it's only just turned midnight." Lee had Joe's arm around his shoulder so that he could support him and they walked out of the bar to head back to the hotel. Joe was mumbling some sort of gibberish all the way back which Lee wasn't paying much attention too because a thought and a feeling that he had was bothering him. Lee was disappointed that Joe had kissed Mark on the cheek because that seemed to signify that it was the drink that was maybe causing him to act this way and all that earlier had just been brotherly concern from his brother in law, but wasn't that a good thing? why the fuck did it bother him it's not like he was fucking gay, he'd never even thought about it, he never got turned on when he noticed men looking at him, it just built up his ego and he was glad of any attention he got male or female but he never wanted to do anything with a male. But he couldn't deny he had definitely had some activity in the groin area tonight and Joe had been the cause of it.
When they got to the hotel room, Lee pushed Joe onto the bed and decided to have a piss and wash his face a bit before he put the big oaf to bed properly, the fresh air on the walk back to the hotel had sobered Lee up a bit and he was trying to push all the uncomfortable thoughts that he didn't want to deal with out of his head. He suddenly heard `Don't go breaking my heart' blasting out of the bedroom.
"What are you doing you nutter?" Lee exclaimed as he dashed to the doorway of the bathroom to find Joe standing in the middle of the bedroom with a grin from ear to ear and dancing along.
"I told you I had it!"
"Okay now turn it off, you're going to wake the whole floor up!"
"No I wanna dance to it you stopped me before!" Joe exclaimed like a petulant child and pulled a face to emphasise his annoyance at not finishing his dance.
"Okay then at least turn it down, you're going to get us thrown out!"
"Only if you dance with me..." The cheeky grin reappearing on his face.
"Okay, okay." Lee laughed, he couldn't help himself. Joe turned the volume down and put the track back to the beginning, he took Lee's hands into his and began to move along to the music as did Lee, they were at a safe distance from each other, but Joe would not break eye contact with his brother in law, Lee just had this stupid grin on his face and looked to the floor a couple of times he felt so stupid like he was on his first date or something. As the song went into the chorus Joe spun Lee around so he came to a dead stop with his back pressed right up against Joe, so that he was essentially spooning him, Joe then wrapped his arms around Lee's waist, nestled his neck onto Lee's shoulder so the side of their faces were pressed together and swayed his hips to the music as his groin was pressed firmly against Lee's ass forcing him to move his hips along with him. When Joe was happy that Lee was into the rhythm of the movement with him he simultaneously tilted his head to the side and began to suck on Lee's ear while his right hand moved south from Lee's waist and began to rub his groin. Lee couldn't help himself he let out a sigh of pure ecstasy as his body was simultaneously attacked, what he wanted to do was say stop it and pull away but what he actually did was turn his head open his mouth and connect with Joe's lush lips and feel the spark as their tongues made contact. Joe undid Lee's button fly trousers and pushed his hand beneath the cotton fabric of the Calvin Klein's to grab a hand full of cock. God that felt good, Joe loved his brother in law so much and now with the drink and his crazy sister all of his feelings had spilt out and he didn't give a shit he was going for it he realised that this was something he'd wanted for a long time. With that Lee pulled the snap on Joe's trousers and they fell to the ground revealing all immediately as he had decided to go commando tonight, Lee pushed Joe back onto the bed fell to his knees spread Joe's legs wide open and started tonguing his hairy brown crack as he jerked his huge brown 9" cock. Lee could smell the sweet aroma of his brother in law's sweat from his balls, as he worked his tongue deep into his crack and was really getting excited. Lee looked up into Joe's eyes, and saw the pure and sheer satisfaction at having his ass licked out by his brother in law. Joe put his hands on the back of Lee's head, gently pulling his face towards his pulsating cock, and said,
"I love you Lee I want this so much!" Lee smiled and took his whole 9"cock into his mouth and down his throat in one fell swoop. God, it felt so good to be sucking on Joe's cock. It was his first time but to Joe he felt like an expert he worked at the tip, and occasionally took long sucking strokes up and down the whole shaft of the cock. Meanwhile he played with his balls using one hand and massaging his ass with the other. Joe moaned so loudly that Lee got more excited knowing how much pleasure he was giving this wonderful man that he was all ready deeply in love with.
"God, Lee that feels so good! Nothing has ever felt this good! Yes!" Lee looked up at Joe again and keeping a firm grip on the cock and in between slurpy licks he said:
"You sobered up quickly."
"Perhaps I wasn't as drunk as you thought I was." Joe smiled a cheeky grin at his brother in law, "Think about it", he laughed, "And don't stop sucking". Joe giggled.
"You crafty bugger! Why didn't you try anything this afternoon when you ripped my Calvin Klein's off me?"
"That was spur of the moment I couldn't believe myself I did it, this way if you weren't into it we could have put it down to too much alcohol and forgot about it, I couldn't risk losing you from my life because of a clumsy pass that you weren't interested in which would have been the case this afternoon if I'd tried to suck your cock and you freaked out."
Lee went down on the magnificent cock as much as he could to show him that nothing could be further from the truth and so in return Joe started fucking Lee's face with all he had. While he thrusted with his hips, he simultaneously pulled Lee's face closer with hand behind his head. Lee nearly choked a couple of times on the monster cock, but Lee really wanted him to enjoy this blow job. If it was truly the best thing Joe had ever gotten, Lee wanted him to keep coming back for more. But one of his thrusts was nearly too much for Lee so he had to stop.
"Wait!" Lee said, "I want you to sit down and enjoy this more." Joe did not question it. He pulled off his shirt so fast that several off the buttons popped and flew across the room. Joe moved himself from the bed into the chair and spread his legs again. You could see nothing but hungry, animal desire on Joe's face as he asked in a hushed husky voice
"Please don't stop, it feels so good because it's you sucking my cock, I can't wait to get you cock into my mouth!"
Lee giggled loudly as he pumped Joe's cock with his hand, twisting the skin, while his other hand rubbed Joe's full balls and he bent his head down to suck on the tip of Joe's pulsating cock. Lee worked his tongue in the piss slit of Joe's swollen head like he was in a frenzy and judging by the continuous moans of ecstasy pouring out of Joe, he was having one hell of a good time.
"YES! MY GOD!! YES!! OH, FUCK!!!! YOU'RE THE BEST!!! YESSS!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!" Joe screamed as he pumping his hot juices into Lee's mouth. It kind of took Lee by surprise especially the amount of hot thick creamy spunk that was coming out of Joe's cock. Lee couldn't swallow fast enough, and some of it strayed out of his mouth and dribbled down his chin. However being the trooper that he was lee, continued to work his cock with one hand and tried sucking the cum out of him like a straw, not wanting to lose one drop of the hot sweet man juice coming out of his beloved brother in law. It was at this point, while Lee was sucking all the spunk he could out of Joe's cock that he realized he really did love Joe, or even better was in love with Joe and he knew that he never wanted another woman again, he just wanted to give head to Joe for the rest of his life. That thought sent a shiver up Lee's spine because the thought of having to tell his wife about this terrified him, but he tried to push it back out of his mind, for now anyway and climbed up on the bed to lay next to Joe after he was confident there was no spunk left in his balls to be had, he had literally milked him dry. Lee collapsed into his lovers arms feeling content, happy, satisfied. Joe leaned over to kiss him and started licking the drops of his own cum which were stuck on Lee's face.
"Good God that was so good!" Lee said, exhausted, "sex with women is boring compared to this, I want only this from now on mate." Lee said as he stuck his tongue in Joe's mouth
"So I'm better than my sister in bed?" Joe smiled."
"Fuck yeah! I wish I was married to you instead of her." Lee replied seriously
"Wow that's intense!" Joe was surprised by this reaction but not disappointed.
"Too much? Am I freaking you out?" Lee worried.
"God no! Just a bit surprised." Joe smiled
"Good". Lee smiled and pulled Joe's face over to his so their noses were touching, "I'm staying here with you, and my wife can go to hell."
"Well what can I say Lee? She's my sister but basically I don't care, she's brought this on herself with the way she treats you. As far as I'm concerned you can suck my cock any time you want because I don't want anyone ever touching it but you! And if I had my way, you'd be sucking it for me every day."
"I'll do it twice a day, and four times on bank holidays." Lee laughed and leaned his face into Joe's again and kissed him long and hard, playing with his tongue. The kiss was electrifying, and seemed to last forever.
"Now let's see how good yours is." Joe smiled like a cat who was about to get the cream and pushed Lee me down onto the floor on his back. All the while, he kept kissing him and gently rubbed Lee's chest playing with his nipples, then moved his hand down to his cock to massage it. Lee felt so good having Joe playing with his hard cock he loved the feel of Joe's big and slightly calloused fingers on his cock. Joe took his time, enjoying the feel of Lee's cock, making him enjoy him feeling it.
"I can't wait to taste it!" Joe exclaimed lustily as he kissed his neck, then his chest. He loved sucking my Lee's hard full nipples and then started rubbing his cock
against Lee's. Joe was already hard again, and the feel of his hot cock against Lee's was almost more than Lee could bare. Then he moved down and kissed Lee's abs and belly paying particular attention to his belly button fucking it as hard as he could with his tongue, then slowly following the light trail of hair with his tongue from his belly button, through his pubes until he finally reached Lee's cock and took it all into his mouth. Joe sucked hard, and did to Lee the same wonderful, sexy, sensuous things that he had done to him minutes ago. Slowly, tantalizingly, running his tongue up and down the thick shaft each time flicking the tip with his strong tongue. Joe licked Lee's balls, and even took one into his mouth - very gently sucking it and rolling it around on his tongue. Finally, he decided he wanted Lee's juice in his mouth - and he wanted it bad! He sucked like a mad man and pumped Lee's cock with his strong, warm hand. It was less than a minute of this frenzied action before Lee was ready to explode.
"God!! YESS!! I'm gonna CUM!!!!!!" Lee yelled, as he shot wad after wad of spunk into his brother in law's hot mouth. Joe took every drop he even kept sucking and pumping me after the last of it was gone. Lee felt like he had been sucked dry. Joe was so turned on by blowing Lee that he needed more release, so he sat on Lee's hips and started to whack off like crazy. He was ready, too. In no time at all, he started to orgasm, and sprayed yet another huge wad of hot
cum onto Lee's chest and face. It felt so good! Joe looked down with a grin, and started rubbing his fresh cum all over Lee's chest and neck. God! It felt so good! Then he slid up and straddled Lee's chest, rubbing his sticky spunk more with his cock and ass. Lee took Joe's softening cock into his mouth and sucked the last of his savory juice out of him. Then he lay down next to him on the bed.
"After we take a nap together," Joe said, "then we can try some more fun together."
"Sounds good to me". Lee smiled and wrapped his arms around his brother in law as they locked legs and lips, they fell asleep that way, happy and content, both wondering what the morning would bring now that they had opened this Pandora's Box.
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