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Straight Bars - Chapter 20
Somebody once said something about "will wonders never cease...", and I'm getting more and more a believer in that phrase.
Every time I think I've "seen it all"...something comes along to blow that theory into dust along with so many other old ideas.
...and yes... if you were recently into Chapter 19 .. you should recognize everything above this line !!!
...but it happened tonight.
I was having a couple beers at my favorite "fishermen's bar" when I found myself sandwiched between a couple of really nice looking guys who both claimed to be 60 years old!!!
My own guess would have been 45 on the right and 50 on the left.... Both were still in good physical shape. The 50/60 on the left was still quite thin and, unfortunately, his pull-over shirt was generally hiding his basket. The 45/60 on the right was a bit more 'full-bodied' - but not at all heavy - and his crotch became more and more 'open' as the night wore on.
Damn!! I wish I had been across the bar. When they got up and went to the men's room, at separate times, I really couldn't "follow"!!! I would have loved to be able to 'view' what they might be sportin'.
A bit later.. the one on the right was doing 'beers and shots' and the one on the left changed from beers to Absolute-on-the-rocks ... I really started to get my hopes up.
The one on the left was at a corner of the "L" shaped bar .. and there was no one 'around the corner'. However, the one on the right was with a buddy and being 'hit on' by two broads around the corner from them.
One was a somewhat 'toothy' gal ... probably late 50's ... the other was a well-endowed piece - probably early 50's ... who's big firm bazoombahs kept getting more and more obvious. ...and it would have taken a lip-surgeon to shut her up !!
That's sort of when the "fun began".
She figured out a way to move a couple bar stools and get in between me and the guy on my right ...
The guy on my left just shrugged his shoulders and mumbled "oh... fuck!"
I looked at him and just said, "Ain't bar dynamics fun?"
"They can be," he answered.
Somewhere in there, I seemed to catch a 'vibe' .. but didn't want to either excite myself or, worse yet, do something that would get him upset.
It was right after that when his right leg stretched over and touched my left.
"Accident" my mind screamed, while I just went into hope-to-hell mode !!!
I turned toward him more and looked him eye-to-eye .... He didn't flinch.
Then he sort of leaned back and ... most importantly... he reached down and lifted the bottom of his t-shirt closer to his buckle. I finally got a clear view of the bulge from his goods ...and they looked to be quite nice. In fact, it was quite obvious that he had something poking down the inside of his left thigh.
Okay.. I couldn't resist any longer.. I reached over and just dropped my left hand onto his upper leg.
"Nice," he said.
Awwwwwww fuckkkk... he's my kinda guy !!!
I just mumbled something about having to go get rid of the last few beers ... and headed to the men's room.
I always laugh about how tight the two (unshielded) urinals are ... and next thing I knew, he was right next to me. I was on the left this time and holding my goods with my right hand. He was on my right and he was - definitely by choice - holding his in his right ... so there was "left viewing" ... so... what could I do? .. I switched hands and left my right side open for equal opportunity.
Things had gotten 'out of hand' - yet still in hands - when he half turned to me and .. well... I couldn't NOT.. so I turned toward him and he just put his nicely cut cockhead tip-to-tip with mine ...
As he rubbed them together, he just muttered "Nice." (I think I heard that before)
About that time we could hear footsteps coming our way, so we both just turned back to the urinals.
...and in walked 'Mr. Right Side' ....
Since we were both using the only available urinals, he walked into the toilet stall and - rather than keeping his back to us - he moved around to the end of the porcelain and pulled out a very nice few inches of this time, uncut, cock.
Flopping it around a few times, making sure he had our attention - and he sure did!!! He peeled the skin back and started to pee.
"Who's closer?" he asked.
"Hunh?" we urinal guys grunted....
"Who's closer?" he repeated.
"Hunh?" we again chorused.
"Drop the bullshit," he finally said. "We are all 'in the same boat, shall we say," he continued, "and I sure as hell ain't goin' home with that skank!"
"What's that?" I managed to squeak out.
"We all like cock," he replied almost matter-of-factly.
Okay ... two deer in the headlights !!!!
"What makes you think that?" I asked ..
'Mr. Left Side" just stood there holding his already drained, but now a bit firmed, cock and not sure what to do!! "C'mon," he continued. "I 'gay-dar'ed' or 'sussed' you both out as soon as I walked in. Why do you think I sat next to you?"
"'cause it was the only open stool at the bar," I countered.,
"Crap!" He continued, "... there were 3 other stools open!"
"oh... " I mumbled.
"I think you are both nice looking guys ...and from the way you have been checking me out, .. I think you feel the same toward me," the guy from the right continued.
"Okay," I finally murmered... "What's next?"
"I already asked you, 'who's closer'?" he repeated.
"Well.. I guess I am," I answered.
"Good," he said, "let's pay up and get out of here."
I couldn't believe it ... and I'm sure "Mr. Left Side" was in the same boat.
Taking charge even more, he stuck out his hand and said "I'm Frank."
I didn't move much except to take his hand and say, "I'm Peter.'
A few seconds later, they guy by the 'girls' stuck out his hand and added, "I'm Tony."
"So, it's settled," Frank continued. "We're heading to Pete's..."
"'K," I said...
"K," Tony added...
"Guess I'm leading," I added.
"You better," Frank added. "Or does Tony know where?" he asked.
"No... we've never met before," I responded, answering his unasked question.
.... So the next thing I know.... I'm leading a fucking 'caravan' back to my house.
Where I usually pull into the driveway and stop right near the front, this time I pulled all the way forward and left room for a couple cars to get in there behind me.
When I looked back, I saw Tony get out of his Explorer, and then saw Frank step down from his Esplanade. ("Damn!!" I thought.... "nice wheels")
Using my key to unlock and open the front door, I then tossed the key-ring into the glass candle dish on the piano just inside the door.
Trying to be the good host, I asked if either of the other guys would like a beer or drink...
"Nope," Frank said. "We're here for some nice 'sex'!"
Taken totally aback, I just sort of mumbled again (yeah.. I seem to do that a lot!) .."sex?"
"Yes, 'sex'," Frank continued. "Why the fuck else are we here?"
Finally, Tony answered, "Yeah... I'd like a beer."
Given the situation...it was really Tony that I was more attracted to...but .. somehow, somewhere along the way, Frank had taken charge.
That's when he said, "Okay... enough's enough... let's get out of these rags." And he started to pull his shirt off over his head and then unbuckle and open his jeans. Down they all came as Tony and I just watched.
"Holy fuck!" was all I could think as I saw 5 inches of soft, nicely cut cock hanging limply between his thighs. ..and those balls!!! ... oh... what a wonderful addition!!! That's when it dawned on me that we were standing in front of a large picture window with only sheer curtains to slow down the view from outside.
"Move," I nearly shouted .. "down the hall to the bedroom. People can see us in here!"
Thirty seconds later, we were in my bedroom and I was as naked as him and my birth!! ..but then I remembered and mumbled "just a minute," as I all but ran into the kitchen and brought a cold beer back for Tony.
Tony had taken that time to divest himself of his clothes as well... and I was just ecstatic. Georgeous body ... that wonderful uncut cock... nice loose swinging balls ...
All I could do was announce, "bed's right there!!!" as I all but pushed them down onto my California king!!!
Just happened that I had my usual pump-bottle of lube and a couple of condoms on my night table.
"Awww, fuck, man... you are ready, aren't you?" Frank stated.
"I was a Boy Scout," I countered !!!
Tony just looked ... and then muttered, "Holy fuck!! Am I really here?"
"Yes," Frank and I chorused together. "You are here ... and there's gonna be some hot man sex goin' on!"
With that, Frank and I turned and just ... well... started to stroke all over Tony's body. ...and I'm not sure yet where the beer went?!!?
....and ... damn!!!!!!... he was as good as I expected!!!
As I bent over and started to suck his nice, uncut cock into my mouth .. I felt Frank behind me as I also heard the sound of my pump-bottle lube being pumped!!! I moved into a doggie position with my ass in the air and my face buried in Tony's curly brown pubes.
About 30 seconds later, I had a mouth-and-throat full of Tony's wonderful cock .... And there was a mind-stretching event as Frank drove his hot, hard, throbbing cock into my ass. I hadn't seen it fully hard yet, but from the feel of things, I would guess he grew to a good 7 inches of thin-to-medium width fuck tool -- my favorite size and girth -- so it went in without any pain - just that wonderful feeling of a cock buried inside my ass.
"Oh, yeah!!" this time they chorused together !!!
Gotta admit ... there was a difference... Frank was definitely a 'tested expert' while Tony was probably a 'first-timer'. ...but ... oh... holy shit !!! was it nice...
I've got one 'near virgin' in my mouth ...and one 'experienced fucker' in my backside...
I'm moaning ... they're groaning .. it sounded like an "Animal Planet" episode !!!
On one end you could hear the sounds as I slurped and sucked on Tony's 6+ inches of hooded cock, pulling the skin forward and driving my tongue inside it to rasp around the coronal edge ... on the other you could hear the sounds of slapping ass cheeks and balls flopping against one another... I was working my ass muscles to the max, trying to suck Frank's hot manjuice out of his balls and into my guts.
After only about 10 minutes, it became apparent that things were about to come to a head.
"Oh, Fuck!!!! Oh, Fuck!!! I'm gonna shoot!!!' Tony screeched, as his back arched and his ass came up off the bed.
"Me too," Frank managed to groan out, as he gripped me above the hips hard enough to leave marks for a couple days.
"Unh hunh.. Unh hunh,,,: was the best I could get out in sound....
..and then ... he jammed his cock that much deeper and I could feel as his manhood jerked, swelled, and unleashed his baby-maker-jizz into my hungry insides!!!! My ass started to spasm and I used all my skills as a bottom to milk that manly juice... as I did that... I also started to suction Tony's cockhead. I wrapped my lips just behind the corona and my tongue was in super-snake mode as it played his sensitive spots.
"Oh, Fuck!!! I'm shooting," Frank shouted... "Take my cum, you fucking cocksucker!! I'm plastering your inside walls with enough stucco to coat a house!! Oh, fuck !! That feels good!!! Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. Nnnnnggggggggggggg!" he groaned as I felt his whole body shaking and quivering behind me as his balls drained a freakin' quart of man-goo up my ass.
"Me too," Tony groaned. "Awwwwwww, fuckkkkk!! Awwwwwww, fffffuckkkkk!"
Oh, how I wished I was able to tell them to 'go for it' ... but still couldn't speak ... after all, I had a really nice mouthful...and was waiting for a mouthful of more.
"MMmmmmmmmm!" Frank moaned as I felt his hot cum pouring like out of a garden hose into my colon... I almost thought it might come out my nose from inside there.
...and then Tony just groaned.... As his furnace-hot prick-head swelled, hardened, and started to erupt. I was swallowing as fast as I could, but .... Next thing I knew, his jizz WAS coming out of my nose... C'mon he has nice sized balls .. but where the fuck did all that cum from ????? I just reached up and grabbed his balls and pulled them down and twisted on them... and he just got that much more excited and pounded his cock that much deeper into my throat.
Frank had to see that and he started to unleash a second round of cum into my ass !!!
"Awwwwwwwww.... Mannnnnnnnn... fuccckkkkkkkkkk!" he repeated.
My backside sphincters were doing everything they could to drain Frank.. My mouth and throat were working in tandem to totally drain Tony...
...and I was ... just ... in heaven !!! I could have died there on the spot with the biggest smile any undertaker had ever had to try and remove !!!
As I finally extricated myself and went into the bathroom I wet a couple towels with warm water, after all, I am a 'good host'. Frank and Tony were still lying on the bed totally spent, when I got back.
I think they were both 'happy' ... and I sure as hell was !!!! and they were smiling.
They finally got control enough to use the wet towels ..and then stand and ... got dressed ..and asked it they could come back.
I simply told them 'yes' ... either together or separately... I'd take them on over and over .. and ... teach them a few new tricks !!!! I sure hope it's soon.
...and if you are interested in a few old or new tricks ... gimme a call !!!
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