Stag Party by Donald Elliott
======================= I'm supposed to get married on Saturday to the girl I've loved since High School. It is Wednesday right now as I write this -- 72 hours to go -- and I'm really worried that she'll find out about some of the wild shit that happened at my stag party last weekend.
I barely remember most of it, but Jack, my best man, made a videotape of the whole party! He just set up his camera on a tripod in the corner as the stripper started her performance, and let it roll all night. I wonder if he lied to me when he told me I have the only copy of the tape?
There were six guys there in the hotel room, and the girl who stripped for us was much better looking than I always imagined a stag party stripper would be. We'd all had too much to drink, and had warmed up watching hard-core closed circuit movies on the hotel's big-screen TV.
Mandy, the stripper, stripped down to her birthday suit and started to give me what she called "The Guest of Honor's Lap Dance". She rubbed her crotch all over my own for several minutes while letting me feast to my heart's content on her breasts and nipples. As well as I can remember -- I had a lot to drink that night -- Mandy had absolutely gorgeous breasts with the pinkest nipples; just perfect. Nevertheless, maybe because I'd never done anything like this before or maybe because we had an audience, I wasn't getting a hard-on.
Everybody else was! You can see on the video how one guy after another shucked off his trousers and began fondling himself. By the time Mandy gave up on me she had five colossal erections bobbing around the immediate neighborhood of her face. Jack, declaring that the Best Man was entitled to special treatment, took the first blow job from her and led her, like a fish on a fisherman's hook, off my lap and over to the other end of the sofa where he sat down and she knelt in front of him. It turns out that the girl is a real redhead, and her curly red pubes were sticking back just begging to be plugged. Within a couple of minutes after Jack's butt hit the sofa Terry, my college roommate, was banging her doggie style.
I was both relieved to no longer be on center stage and disappointed that my limp dick had dealt me out of the game so far. Besides being embarrassed about my inability to get it up, I was really ashamed that my equipment was obviously the smallest in the room. There wasn't a cock in sight that wasn't at least two or three inches bigger than my own, and the dick Jack was feeding Mandy was almost as big around as my wrist. Terry may have had a pretty big rod, by the way, but he didn't win any prizes for his performance, and within a couple of minutes he'd groaned out his climax and fallen away from Mandy's rear end.
This was the first time I had ever seen real people fucking, and I stared at the stripper's gaping cunt. It looked like it wasn't going to close up again for a while, now that Terry had widened it up. I didn't know they did that -- stayed open for a while, I mean. Of course, having only had sex once in my life, there was a lot I didn't know. Terry's spunk was glistening on Mandy's pussy lips and starting to run down her upper thighs. My view vanished in seconds as Washington moved behind Mandy and slid all 12 inches of his thick black cock into places I'd surely never reach. Mandy moaned loudly in pleasure and forgot all about poor Jack, who still hadn't come yet. His penis was about 10 inches long and glistened in the light from all the saliva Mandy had covered it with. I noticed that it seemed to be pulsing and throbbing even as it stood by itself pointing skywards from Jack's lap.
Mandy had been giving Wash her full and undivided attention for a while, and now she put her face in my lap and started to give me head while I still sat motionless. Wash wasn't too happy with the position we were all in and told me to lie down on the floor so Mandy could blow me with her head down and her tail up in the air where he wanted it. I was fairly plastered but didn't have any trouble getting horizontal in a second or two. Mandy's mouth felt delicious on my peter as she got comfortable with the two of us, and she moved over me so that we were in a 69 position. She gobbled my joint like a madwoman while, right over my head, she and Washington continued fucking up a storm. I found it fascinating to have such a close-up view of two people fucking, but either the embarrassment or the alcohol was still getting between me and a decent erection.
Washington's climax was approaching and he was really slamming his foot-long in and out of Mandy's steaming pussy. This was better than any sexy movie I'd ever seen, and I stared in wide-eyed fascination as his gleaming black shaft moved inches in front of my face and rolled her cunt lips in and out of her snatch on each stroke. Mandy hurt my feelings when she moaned out load that she was glad somebody could get a hard-on and give her a good fucking. Then she went into a series of incredible spasms as her cunt squeezed and clamped on Wash's pony-sized dick. He bellowed out his own orgasm and slammed into Mandy really hard. I couldn't see it, of course, but he was unloading what later proved to be a big load of sperm way up deep inside Mandy's pussy.
I wasn't ready for what happened next: after Wash slowly withdrew his now-slimy penis out of Mandy, she planted her swampy crotch firmly on my face and told me I'd better learn right now to eat pussy pretty good if I hoped to please a wife with "that limp little poodle-dick of yours."
It was a good thing my friends couldn't see me blush. I had never been so humiliated in my life as that whore made me feel at that moment. I didn't know what else to do but to try to get her off with my tongue, so I started eating her pussy like a mad-man and grabbed her ass cheeks in my hands to hold her in place. I had never performed oral sex before, and I couldn't believe how hot her pussy lips felt against my own lips. It was like her cunt was on fire. It tasted much better than I thought, too, sweet and slick and creamy. Of course, what I wasn't realizing was that the taste I was reveling in was mostly the dick-droppings of my buddy Washington. As Mandy squirmed and contracted her muscles a flood of Wash's sperm came back down to the light of day and I found myself licking and swallowing faster to keep up with gravity. I felt Mandy's mouth on my dick, and her lips nuzzling my pubic region, but I did not seem to have much sense of feeling in my dick, and I feared I still wasn't getting much of an erection. Somewhere off to the side I realized I was being laughed at by my friends!
"I didn't know Billy was such a needle dick, did you, Jack?"
"Billy and I used to skinny-dip a lot when we were kids, and he always had the smallest schlong of all the guys", Jack replied. "Katherine isn't going to get much out of that little joy-stick on their honeymoon, is she?"
Mandy seemed to feel sorry for me now and, replacing her mouth with her hand, she stroked me firmly while saying "Hey, guys, he's the groom. He's GOT to come tonight or we're not holding our ends up!"
Jack moved over from the couch, got behind Mandy, and shoved his powerful rod up into her pussy just inches over my face. He didn't notice, but his dangling balls slid gently over my forehead as he reamed in for a deep stroke. Mandy told me to get out from under her and stand up in front of her so she could blow me again. I'd been enjoying the close-up of Jack's penis sliding slowly into Mandy's vagina, and I moved reluctantly to receive the continuation of what had been so far a very unsuccessful blow job by the stripper. She reached over to her purse and took out a tube of lubricant, a little of which she slathered over the base of my joint for a few minutes before preparing to put me into her mouth again. Then, with Jack still plowing her back forty, and her left hand fisting my cock, she reached around behind me with her right hand and started rimming my ass gently with her well-lubed fingers.
"Try this, Billy", she whispered hoarsely as she slid one finger into my bottom while pumping my penis. She must have touched my prostate or something, because after a few minutes of her talented fingerwork my dick was standing up almost fully-erect for the first time all night.
"See, Billy, you can do it if you want to" she said softly to me. "Let me give you a little more pressure" she said gently as she slid a second finger between my cheeks. The woman's fingertips delicately tickling around my asshole felt very sexy, and I pumped my hips to keep my now-stiffening dick moving between the fingers of her left hand. With her right hand she alternately squeezed my left buttock and ran one fingertip, and then the other, an inch or two into my sphincter.
Between closing my eyes, and being drowsy from all the drinks I had consumed, I did not notice everything that was happening around me, but when I later watched the video I saw that Steve and Chuck, two of my friends, had been standing off to the side, slathering the astro-lube Mandy had taken out all over each other's cocks. I guess they were getting tired of waiting for their turns: Mandy had spent all her time with Wash, Jack, and I so far, and their dicks were about to explode with frustration and excitement. You can see clearly on the tape where Chuck and Steve start stroking first themselves and then, after exchanging glances, changed hands and started pumping each other! All the while they were smirking at each other and looking at me as they saw Mandy's fingers exploring my ass.
You can also see on the videotape one other thing I didn't notice at the time: Mandy tilts her head at Chuck to summon him over behind me and gestures to him that he should take over digitizing my bung-hole. Still kneeling in front of me, she puts both hands on my ass-cheeks and pulls me towards her mouth as Chuck, grinning conspiratorially at Steve, slides two of HIS fingers gently into my sphincter. At the time I had no idea that one of my friends had taken over from Mandy, and I continued to enjoy the stimulation of my anus that finally had me hard enough to enjoy Mandy's blow job. On the tape you can see Chuck and Mandy exchange more silent glances as she pulled more firmly on by buttocks, opening me wide, as Chuck withdrew his fingers and quickly slid his long, thin cock into my now-horny bottom.
If you don't believe me you can look at the tape: I clearly have no idea what is going on behind me. I swayed on my feet and closed my eyes as what had felt good began to feel great, but I still thought Mandy was fingering me. Her face is buried in my pubes, her hands are scratching my ass cheeks, and Chuck is sliding a boner and a half gently up my rectum. On the third or fourth stroke he brought his arms up from his sides and reached around me to circle my waist; that's when my eyes popped open and I knew what I was feeling.
Jack had never stopped screwing Mandy and watching my humiliation. He had a big smile on his face as he dumped a quart of two of cum into Mandy's well-fucked gash at the sight of me losing my cherry to Chuck. He was right behind Mandy, of course, and easily reached up with his hands to pinch my nipples as he taunted me:"O.K., Billy, now we know what kind of fucking you like!"
While Chuck held me from behind and Jack squeezed my breasts from the front I shouted something about them letting go of me immediately before I punched their lights out. Wash came close to me and gently held my wrists in his one hand while telling me to relax and "enjoy your party, Billy." Then Jack dropped his left hand to my pecker and pumped it firmly as he taunted me again -- "we could have saved the money on Mandy and had you strip for us instead, Billy!"
I was both madder and more sexually excited than I had ever been, and both at the same time. I jerked ineffectively a few times to free my arms, but Wash held me tight and kept me from escaping Chuck's embrace. I was still thinking about how to get an arm free for a roundhouse punch at somebody when Chuck hit the magic button, Jack squeezed my erection just right, and my poor little cock exploded cum all over Mandy's shoulders.
You can see on the tape that Chuck had a tremendous orgasm just a few seconds later as he ground his hips against my ass and gave my bowels a tremendous squirt of sperm juice. You can also see that Steve finally got to screw Mandy, too. After Chuck let me slip from his grasp I slumped onto the rug and laid on the floor alone for a little while, humiliated and ashamed. Then after Steve unloaded in Mandy 5 minutes later, she squatted over my face and told me loudly to clean her out so she could screw Chuck. Eager to wipe the slate clean by doing something -- anything -- with a woman, I pretended to enjoy eating her crotch even while she made fun of me. She told the guys that I was the first bridegroom she'd ever known who "drank more sperm than I did at his Bachelor Party". She added that she was going to have to give Chuck her best effort when she fucked him at last: "After all," she said, "how would it sound if word got out that the groom had been a better lay than I had?"
This absolutely cracked Chuck up. I thought he was going to choke, he was laughing so hard. When he caught his breath he made everyone in the room except me laugh with him when he said: "Might be. I fucked Katherine two or three times a few months ago, and she was a pretty poor lay. You think I should tell her next Saturday that I've now fucked both the bride and the groom -- and the groom was tighter?"
Everybody else kept drinking and fucking for another hour, but I slipped into a drunken sleep before I could find out how I compared in Chuck's book to Mandy. The tape makes it clear that Chuck had a ball with her several times while I snored in an alcoholic fog on the floor, so I'm pretty sure I was only the second-best piece of ass he'd ever had.
Jack SWEARS I have the only copy of the tape. I really, really hope so.
This is going to be one hell of a wedding if Chuck doesn't keep his mouth shut.