It could only happen in the Netherlands, that easy-going country where for decades it was the case that almost anything goes without anyone batting an eyelid. I remember those cannabis coffee shops and gay sex backrooms in Amsterdam even many years ago.
I was in Amsterdam for a dirty weekend doing the gay backroom scene. I turned on the TV in my hotel room, flipped thru the channels, and there on a gay cable channel was something called a Spunkathon. I couldn't believe what I was seeing, and hearing!
In some venue which looked like a football stadium they'd erected a circular stage in the middle of the arena, and on this stage were a ring of stools with men sitting on them. An inner ring of men stood inside, being given blow-jobs by those on the stools. Above the stage were four giant screens, relaying the blow-jobs in close-up to the crowd. These were the pictures which were being transmitted all over Holland, probably all over Europe to those who had access to the gay channel, along with a commentary in English.
As soon as one guy had been sucked off, another stepped forward to take his place. Guys were lining up all over the football pitch to take their turn at being sucked off by the contestants sitting on the stools.
The winner would be the guy who sucked off the greatest number of cocks, and swallowed their loads. Anyone who spat the cum out was immediately eliminated from the contest.
I sat down, got my cock out and enjoyed the show. What amazed me most of all was the live audience in the football stadium. Among the men, were whole families -- women, old grannies and grandpas, even children, eating ice-cream, hot dogs and popcorn as though at a regular sporting event. People are certainly broadminded in the Netherlands! The hot dogs, by the way, were in the shape of cocks complete with a head' and served with white sauce on them. I know because they showed a close-up of one of the commentators eating one: Mmmm, this Spunky Hot Cock' in a bread roll is absolutely delicious,' he said, And the white sauce tastes like sweet cum, with a tang of garlic sauce!'
Close-up after close-up showed men greedily guzzling spunk spurting from cocks, with cum dribbling down their faces. The commentary was something else:
`Number 26 is in the lead. This blond lad from Rotterdam won the contest last year. So far in 35 minutes he has swallowed 56 loads of spunk. You will notice that those being sucked off are already aroused and on the verge of cumming by the time they reach the stools and the contestants. They are jerking themselves off, sometimes with help from others, so by the time they put their cocks up to the mouths of the hungry contestants they are on the verge of cumming. This is essential, of course, as any contestant who has to wait 5 or 10 minutes for his load will lose, and they can't move on to the next cock until they have sucked this one off to climax and swallowed the load.'
This contest was absolutely disgusting, especially with women and children watching both at home and in the audience. But it was treated like a cake eating contest, just a bit of harmless fun. Banners in the crowd read: Eat That Cum', Swallow that Spunk', `Swallow Don't Spit' etc..
They even had a woman commentator, who admitted on screen that she sucked off at least 10 men every day, and also used her boyfriend's spunk to massage into her skin. She swore by it, and said eating and massaging with spunk kept her looking young.
Rudi, the blond from Rotterdam, was now on his 70th cock and showing no signs of tiring. We got a close up of his face and mouth as this 70th load spurted on to his tongue. What a huge load! It overflowed on to his lips, but he quickly licked it all off and swallowed, then another cock went straight in his mouth. Being so good-looking, Rudi made the already aroused men cum very quickly indeed -- none took more than 30 seconds to be brought off by this blond bombshell.
After an hour had passed the bell rang, and the cum-eating contest was at an end. Rudi had won by sucking off 97 cocks and swallowing all their loads. The one who came second, a young redhead from Amsterdam, had managed only 62 loads. The third runner-up, from London, was a black guy who'd just managed 48.
After being presented with his award, 21 Dutch male porno stars to have sex with for a week in a hotel, with all meals, drinks and accommodation included in the prize, Rudi was interviewed by the TV crew, with two of the porno stars standing each side of him.
`How was it?' said the commentator.
`It was easy, and I drank some delicious spunky loads', said Rudi, licking his lips.
`Don't you feel ill, drinking all that cum in an hour?' persisted the commentator.
`No, I'm used to it. My stomach does feel full though, a very satisfying feeling,' Rudi smirked like the cat who'd got all the cream.
`What are your plans now?' said the commentator.
`To bed these two as soon as possible, one up my arse and the other in my mouth. I've got 3 different porno stars a night to satisfy me all week. I bet you shoot a big load, and that it tastes delicious,' said Rudi, looking up into the face of Karl Cum, a hunky stud with black curly hair.
I've never had any complaints,' smirked Karl. In fact, I use my cum to make Cum Cake, my own specialty. Would you like to try some? It's filled with my frozen spunk.'
Karl produced from an ice-bag a little cake and handed it to the TV commentator. He took a bite, and spunk squelched out all over his lips. `Mmmm, delicious, Karl! Much better than the cream cakes my grandmother used to make.'
The program ended, to be followed by a gay porno film starring Karl Cum, which I also watched. But before this film came on, there was a program announcement for another televised contest the following week. This one was entitled: Daisy Chain'. It would be held at the same venue, and the object this time was to break the record for a daisy chain of gay/bisexual men all fucking each other. The record to break was 560, and they had to keep fucking for at least 5 minutes without anyone breaking the chain. I'd miss this one as I'd be back in London, but I decided to sign up to this cable channel if I possibly could. I didn't want to miss the contest in two weeks' time, Gang Bang', in which the contestant who was fucked by most men in an hour without passing out or retiring from the contest exhausted was the winner.
To the family groups in the audience, this was their weekly outing, much like a football match. They even had t-shirts decked out in the colors of their favorite contestant. At the very end of the Spunkathon, as the credits rolled, they interviewed an old lady aged 108 who claimed the secret of her long life was drinking young men's spunk every day. She said she got plenty for free in her younger days, but now paid young men to spunk into a glass for her every day, and swore it was the elixir of eternal youth. They also interviewed an old man of 102 who said much the same thing. Plus a woman who said she used her handsome husband's spunk as an ingredient in all her cooking for the family.
Decadence? I'd never seen anything like it before. A real eye-opener for me.