Spells R Us St Paddys Day

Published on May 19, 1997

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Spells 'R Us: St. Paddy's Day...

by White Lightning (WhLghtnin@aol.com)

Slowly, slowly... thought Brian as he lowered the glass top back on the jewelry case. He was very carefull so not to break the glass. He then removed the device that rerouted the power from the alarms... as far as the security system was concerned, nothing had bothered the jewels at all. The Catburglar slowly walked out of the store, removing the other alarm damper after he shut up the jewelry store tight. He smiled to himself... "Too simple... too damn simple" He looked down at his take. A good 10k in jewels would make Tomorrow a really happy St. Paddy's day... So far tonight, He had netted about 40k from the mall. Thieving was the only really good thing he was good at. His lookswouldn't get him anywhere. He had a ratlike face only a mother could love, covered all over with acne. Only money got him respect so he had found the way to get the respect he wanted. He hoped to make it an even 100k after his last hit, a little store called "Spells R' us".

He walked up, avoiding the security cameras, to the little store he had seen this after noon..:

SPELLS R' US Magic, Gadjets, costumes and More!!!

Yeah, Right! he thought as he went to work on the lock. He had to admit that he did see some really choice stuff in the shop. He thought he's net at least a 60k if not more. He was astounded when he found the door unlocked. Wow, It's really my lucky night .... He opened the door slowly... Everything looked just the way he left the shop this afternoon except for one thing.. On a pedestal in the center of the stop, there was a huge black pot filled to the rim with gold.. "Wow.. He must be doing something special for tomorrow.. It can't be real, can it??? " He took up a piece of gold. It felt like gold... weighed about right.. He bit the coin and it definately tasted like gold.. "HOLEY SHIT" He covered his mouth...

This would surely net him more that the rest of the stuff he got out of the whole mall... He picked up pot and tried to grad his other sack of loot but couldn't.. It weighed too much with the gold... He just couldn't carry that much and he didn't have enough time to get both bags to his van. "WEll, I'm not stupid... I thnk that giving 40K for a pot a gold is more than a fair trade." He grinned evilily as he sprinted out the door. Five minutes later, his van pulled out of the lot. All the way home, he was counting the money he was going to get for this...


The old man watched Brian as he sped out of the shop through his crystal ball. " Yes, my friend. you may think you're getting the good side of the deal but you'll see the trust soon enough.." The old man had read Brian's mind when the thief cased his store. He had left the gold out on Purpose so Brian would take it. " Well, my clever friend, lets see if this plays the way I figure... If so, I'll get rid of two problems at one time and you'll get the respect you always wanted."


Brian sat in his dump of an apartment, counting the gold he stole. 200 peices of gold!!!! "HOT Damn.... I'm set for life" he giggled as he balanced a coin on his finger.

"That's true... More than ye know, Brian..." a heavily accented voice said behind him.

Brian turned suddenly with his gun in hand. His eyes met a weird sight. In the corner of the room stood a 3 foot man. His red hair met his shoulders. His nose was red and a full beard. He was wearing a green and yellow tuxedo with a Shamrock in hat.. "Ah ah.. Laddie... Ye not be needin to be point that thing at me.." The little man pointed to at the gun and it glowed green as Brian pulled the trigger. The gun shot a stream of beer into the awaiting mans mouth. The man gulped the stream eagerly.. " Ah, thank ye lad. I needed a drink" He said as he walked towards Brian.

Brian just sat their dumbfounded. He found his voice as the elf pulled himself up on the table.. "Who the fuck are you??? and how did you find me????"

The elf doffed his hat and bowed "Sheamus O'Riley, Lephrechaun extrodinaire at yer service... As to how I found ye, You do have me gold..

I can track it where ever it is.. " He pointed to his nose and winked.

Brian pulled the pot closer.. " This can't be yours... I found it in ..."

Sheamus sighed... "In Spells R' Us... I know... I was waiting fer that old geezer to get it out of there. Too Ra Loo, is he powerful. I couldna steal me gold back after he bought it from another... I begged him to give it back, affered everything I could but still he refused.." He then smiled.. " Until you broke me treasure free, me friend... I thank ye kindly for your service and will be going now." Sheamus grabbed for the pot ...

Just as Brian pulled it away... "Wait a minute... You mean you would have given anything for this... Anything at all????"

Sheamus started to look desperate... "Aye... anything within my power... but if ye give it to me, the luck of the Irish will be on ye forever!"

Brian smiled evilily... "Heck, I got this out of this 'wizards' shop.. I got enough luck.. What I want is Wishes... I remember in fairy tales that Lephrechauns can cast wishes"

Sheamus grew angry.. ." We can but ye'd be better with a blessing me Boyo..."

Brian pulled the Pot closer.. "Actually.. Let me be the judge of that... I'll give you the Gold, if you grant me a wish.."

Sheamus turned pure red in anger and started stomping on the table until he wore a hole through the middle. He then sighed with relief.. "All right lad, I'll grant ye one wish in return for me gold"

"Just one?????" Brian asked...

"Aye Lad, I'm not a Genie..." Sheamus only hoped Brian didn't hear the legend how he could get a wish for each coin. He sighed in relief as Brian began to think...

" One wish... I better make this good.." I could ask for more wealth but that will run out.. he thought.. He went through every option till he realized what he really wanted, to be rid of his ugly mug. If he was handsome, more options would open. He could get a normal job and not have to pay for women anymore... He turned to Sheamus... " Ok, I got it... I wish I was good looking..."

At the wording of the wish, a mischievous glint appeared appeared in Sheamus' eyes.. " That be yer wish, Brian?????"

"Yeah," Brian said with pride, " I wish I was so good looking, I could live on easy street for the rest of life and quit this stealing stuff..."

Sheamus smiled... "As so ye wish, so shall it be granted... Give me the Gold I will change you as you wish..." Brian eagerly pushed the gold into the greedy faerie's open arms. Sheamus took a little pouch from his pocket and put the whole pot inside. THe pouch then shrank to fit on the little man's belt. "Have to secure me wealth first... " THe Elf took the Shamrock from his hat, a little stone from his coat pocket, and a Potato peel from another. He ground all three in his hands till he had a glowing green powder in his hand. "By the power of the Little people and the grace of Erin, I bid that this mortals wish, be granted!!!" He then blew the dust into Brians face...

Brian coughed at the onslaught of the powder. He closed his eyes as the dust absorbed itself into his skin. Immediately he felt a Tingle through out his pores. "Yeah, come one... baby" Brian said as the magic took hold of his body.. He felt his face rearrange first. The monster zits on his skin being pulled back, leaving smooth skin. His nose shrank till it became delicate and small. His eyes became a perfect green. He then felt more changes as the room seemed to become larger. "Hey Sheamus... what's going... " He moaned as a sharp pain errupted in his penus. He opened the pants to see his Dick retreat into his flesh, bring his balls with it, leaving a perfect wet little Slit in it's place. "What the fuck!!! " he then realized his voice was too high.. He brought his hand to his neck and couldn't feel his adam's apple. The neck itself felt smaller too. The tingling moved to his hands and he saw the hair recede and the fingers become long and pointed with nails on the ends. He then heard a rip as his hips spread. His ass became nice and firm and he now had hips for baby making... "No!! No.."

Brian said as his legs become long and shapely. A tickling on his back brought his attention to his head. Brian ran to the mirror and saw a sexy female face looking back at him with a mane of red hair growing to his shoulders. He then heard another ripping as his chest began to heave. Full sweet looking breasts grew on his chest, ripping the shirt he was wearing till he was a good 36D.. Brian glared at the Elf. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME???? He still couldn't believe it was his voice.

Sheamus looked innocent... "Why, lad.. or should I say Lassie?? I merely granted thy wish. Ye wished to be 'good looking'. Ye now are You never determined the sex though... You will be catered too hand and foot I wager.. With out a single care in the world."

Brian started to look fierce "Change me Back!!!" He screamed at the top of his lungs as he jumped for Sheamus.

The elf jumped up to the rafters... " I can't undo me wish without another wish... and you don't have any more." Sheamus laughed as Brian tried to grab him.

A round of Clapping brought the pair's attention to the door. An old man in a bathrobe simply stood there, clapping enthusiatically.. "Wonderful show...."

Brian recognized the man in a minute. "You're the guy from the Shop!!!"

Sheamus glowered at the old man.. "I got my Gold back, Ye old Goat.. I've no problem with ye anymore.."

The old man winked at Sheamus.. "You misinterpet, my friend.. I came to deal. The old man stepped aside and presented a huge Keg " Pure Elven Ale... a Rarity these days."

Sheamus looked at the keg in hunger and jumped to the ground by the old man... "Tis Pure????"

The old man just nodded. " Yes 200 Proof... and yours if you.... " He then proceded to whisper in Sheamus ear.

Brian tried to go up to the old man to beg for him to change him back but found he couldn't move.

After a few minutes, Sheamus nodded enthusitically... "Tis a deal!!! " He shook the man's hand and looked at Brian who just looked dumbfounded and way out of his league. "Well Brian, it looks like ye'll be looked after"

"What do you mean??? Please old man... Have him change me back!! I promise i'll reform." He whined hoping to gain sympathy.

" Oh you'll reform lad... " Sheamus cackled as he blew more dust into Brian's face. The elf then dissappeared with his keg in a puff of smoke.

Brian couldn't even tell since he was choking again... "Please let me change God.. " He felt his black suit start to itch and move as it changed shape. He was suddenly in 3 inch green heels. The fishnet stockings formed out of most of his pants. the rest becoming a skimpy string thong. Part of his shirt became a green jacket like Sheamus's own. Under he wore a tight green corset with a bikini shaped like shamrocks covering his Tits. "Oh my God!!!" He said as the Dizziness hit.. He felt his mind begin to change, rearrange... A haze filled his mind and he began to feel lost.

The old man walked over and took Brian's hand... "You all right???"

Suddenly the touch made the haze vanish.. "Aye, sir... Twas just a wee bit of Dizziness. I Take it ye are the one looking for Strippers, Aye????"

The old man grinned... "Oh, yes indeed... I'm looking to expand to strip-o-grams and you would quiet nicely... What's your name..???"

She giggled... " Ach, I'd ferget me head if it twernt screwed on... Me name is Brigit O'riley..." She extended her hand which the wizard kissed... She giggled and purred in response...

"Well, Brigit, I got some of my friends together to help me decide if your good enough... If you'll dance near as good as you look, I think you'll make a lot of money with me..." The old man led the leggy Redhead to his car...

She smiled... "That's all I ever wanted, sir... Just to be taken care of...." She then began to carress his chest and exposed her wonderful tits.. She said in a innocent voice.."Ye will take care o' me... Won't ye???"

The old man kissed her passionately... "Oh, I will my dear... You will find this Carreer change to the better..."

The end.

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