Joe woke up with a pounding headache and swearing under his breath and telling himself to quit drinking so heavily. He got up out of bed and noticed that his pajamas were just hanging off of his body. He began to wonder if somebody was playing a cruel joke on him. He staggered to the bathroom towards the bowl and than he started pissing. Instead of the urine going into the bowl it hit all over the floor. He was swearing again as he went to the laundry room and grabbed a bucket and put some Pine Sol in and filling the bucket. He went and mopped the floor around the toilet and than he emptied the bucket. It was than he noticed his nipples were sensitive to the touch and were painful.
He muttered," What the fuck?"
He stumbled back into the bathroom opened his pajama top and he saw them.
He said in a very feminine voice," What the h?"
His voice sounded like a woman.
He shook his head and telling himself I must still be sleeping.
He went into the kitchen and turned on the coffee maker.
After that he got himself a cup thinking to himself all will return to normal.
After 2-3 cups he went back to the bathroom and looked again.
Not only did he still have developing breasts they looked to have grown a little. That is when he sat down and started thinking.
Joe was not the type to break down panicking he was analyzing the situation like all situations. He was a financial analyst for a local brokerage firm so this is the way he did things.
He asked," Is this temporary, if so for how long? What is my game plan if it isn't?"
Joe knew that the firm would be expecting Joe Thomas the strapping 6'2" fit 200 lb male.
He decided to measure himself against the wall and with a pencil he marked off the top of his head. He measured and now he or she was now 5'8" and than he stepped on a scale in the bathroom. He looked and he or she now weighed 120.
He has lost about 5" and 80 lbs this is definetly a very dramatic change. He looked closer his normally light brown hair has turned blonde and his brown eyes have turned blue. The blonde hair was now touching his shoulders. His shoulders were now more rounded and softer and his hips have gotten bigger. He decided to not look where his cock should be it maybe too much for him to take at the moment.
He decided to call his friend and coworker Mike and tell him to come over to talk about their mutual friend Joe.
He called him and said there was a problem and he would explain after he got there.
Mike got there within 10 minutes and knocked and Joe answered.
Joe answered and Mike said," Where is Joe?"
Joe said," I am Joe."
Mike said," No way this must be some kind of joke."
Joe said," If it is I have been living it for the morning so far. Remember that scar I got when we played pickup football?"
Mike said," Yes, when you fell over that rock."
Joe hoping that scar was still there pulled down his pajama bottoms and it was there more faint but still there.
Mike whistled," What the hell happened? Did you see yourself?"
Joe said," Everything but where my cock should be, I don't think I can take it. I don't know I woke up with a pounding headace and missing the toilet bowl. Now I am trying to figure out a gameplan for what to do now."
Mike said," You are going to need new wardrobe."
Joe said," Obviously, but I don't know what size bra since these babies are still growing. For the first time I hate boobs."
Mike laughed and Joe scowled at him.
Mike said," Let me get my girlfriend she can help."
Joe said," Sure let's get the town here for the specticle."
Mike said," No but do you want help or not."
Joe said," Sure sure"
Mike said," I didn't think I would say this but you sure do make a foxy lady."
Joe said," Don't you dare say that again or I will find a way to hurt you."
Mike said," You are still Joe. I will be back in 10 minutes."
10 minutes later there was a knock on the door and he let them in.
Beth said," Are you and this woman playing some kind of prank on me?"
Joe said," If this is some kind of prank than I am not in on it. I went to bed last night or early this morning as Joe Thomas and woke up like this." Motioning to his body.
She looked closely at his eyes and jumped back startled.
She said," It is you isn't it Joe."
He said," The faded scar below my hip says it is me."
She said," We are going to have to get you a new wardrobe and do something with that hair. Don't worry I will take you to Billings and you won't have to worry about running into anybody."
He said," You are going to have to call in for me Mike."
Mike said," No problem."
Joe said," I still have to figure out how I am going to make a living but for now one step at a time."
Mike said," You are sure taking this well."
Joe said," Panicking is not going to help me so I don't have that luxuary. Besides I think I still have a little evidence of that mentality of a financial analyst still."
Mike and Beth left and Joe was left to ponder not really worry but to think about his next move. He might be able to convince his boss that Joe Thomas is just in different packaging. Than for some inexplicable reason he started to cry. He cried hard for an hour and he started to wonder if that was feminine emotions starting to take hold than what. He is going to require Beth's help more than he thought. It was now dark and he looked at himself or herself and realized that he/she never got out of the pajamas. He or she went to bed comprehending the journey that the old and new Joe was on.