The old men at the Setting Sons home for retired gay men had been looking forward to July 27th for some time. The retirement home, in conjunction with Social Services, now and again arranged entertainment for the elderly gay men, all in their seventies and eighties, who enjoyed the shows put on every six months or so by the home.
There were a dozen older guys in the audience, all seated in their armchairs and wheelchairs at ten o'clock, all waiting expectantly for sexy teen band Butch Creme and the Piss Slits to show up. They had never seen them before, but they came highly recommended from other gay men's retirement homes who had booked them.
The large conservatory had been converted into a small theatre for the evening. Black sheets shut out the light, and a pink curtain split the conservatory in two. The large manager of the home, Billy Wainwright, an overweight man in his late fifties, wearing a black suit and bow tie with cummerbund, not unlike a sleazy Bernard Manning, opened the show, standing before the curtain with the mike.
"Gentlemen, I'd like you to give a very warm welcome to our star act for the night, Butch Creme and the Piss Slits!" A huge round of applause. A couple of male nurses fussed around the old gents just in case they were getting a little bit overexcited already. The curtains opened to reveal a giant pink Perspex cock on either side of the stage, each spewing what looked like cum from the purple piss slit into a little lake around the base. A pump recycled the cum so that it continually spurted throughout the show. A drumkit was set up at the back on a little dais.
"First of all," continued Billy," please welcome our drummer, and let's hear it for 20 year old Mr Jay Jism. Jay jumped on stage and flexed his biceps. Applause from the crowd. Jay wore black army boots, short, white athletic socks and just a very tight pair of red running shorts, split up both sides. He had a nipple ring in his left tit, a barbed wire tattoo around his left bicep, and his girlfriend's name NICOLA tattooed across his abs. A sexy, punky face and a tight ass, with the side of his hair shaved and the centre spiked up in a black and gold dual Mohican. He flashed his butt as the men applauded and he started to drum out a rhythm as the other band members were introduced:
"And now your very own Mr Hank Spank, who has just turned 20!". Hank was a very sexy, tight-bodied blond wearing an orange vest with black trim and white tracksuit bottoms and trainers. He grabbed his crotch as he ran on stage with his guitar, playing chords to match the drumming rhythm.
"Third entertainer tonight is vocalist Smokie Babybatter, who is just 19!". Smokie wore black football shorts and baseball boots, smooth with his name "Smokie" tattooed on his right upper arm. A dreamboy jawline and short, blond, gelled down hair completed the look. He danced and clapped and laughed to the rhythm as the music played.
"Our next, and youngest band member, suitably attired, is little Adam Babyboy, who is just eighteen and a half!" 5'5" Adam was a gymnast and wore his dark blond hair in a short crop, buzzcut at the sides. He had a lion cub tattoo above his left nipple, and wore a silver razor blade on his sexy white metal neckchain. As he was the youngest he was a bit of a comedian, and the audience laughed as he entered with his bass guitar, wearing a dummy in his mouth and a just a diaper round his middle, fastened with a giant safety pin. White trainers with the word "babyboy" on each side finished the look.
"And lastly our lead vocalist, please welcome, to join the Wankers, Mr Butch Creme!" The old boys hollered as sexy young 18 year old Butch leaped on stage in his yellow baseball cap and white T-shirt with ripped jeans and Doc Martens boots. He flexed his muscles and launched into the first number, "Wanna Have A Wank".
"Wanna have a wank Cos my cock got hot And a gallon in my tank's What I got got got. Oi!
Gonna set your pants on fire Gonna make you squirm and cream Wanna have a wank Got cum in me bank And I wanna shoot a load for you Oi!
The old boys clapped along to the rude and disgusting lyrics as the lads gyrated on stage to the punk number.
"Wanking is my hobby And I love to get erect. Yes it's nice to get a hardon And my seed will soon eject,
Gotta have a wank cos I'm hot hot hot And a gallon in my tank's what I got got got I'll shoot it over you when I spew spew spew Cos I gotta have a wank yes I do do do!"
The song reached it's climax as Jay leaped up behind the drumkit and ran around the front of the band. He turned his back to the audience and whipped down his shorts, revealing a tight black jockstrap which exposed the whole of his little ass. He shook it at the crowd before bouncing back, sweaty and excited, to continue drumming in just his jockstrap. The audience were loving it. As the song finished with
"Gotta have a wank Wanna watch me? Empty all my tank Wanna touch me Gotta have a wank, wank wank1 Oi!"
At this last note, Butch leaped 3 feet in the air and ripped off his velro-sided jeans to reveal that underneath he wore just tight yellow Speedos with the most enormous erection encased within.
Billy took up the mike as Jay continued softly drumming.
"I hope you liked that first number, the boys' big hit "Wanna Have A Wank". I think you'll all agree it was a very sexy song and very well performed. Now, before they perform their next big hit, I am very well aware that it is quite some time since any of you gentlemen saw a sexy lad like this masturbate himself, but the boys are going to do just that for you tonight. Aren't you lads?"
"Sure!"
"Got a cockful"
"Wanking for you tonight, buddy!"
"There you are. So the question is, who would you like to see masturbate first?"
A show of hands and it was soon decided that Smokie Babybatter would be the first to show off for the old guys, who moved their chairs closer so they could get a good look as Smokie moved onto a stool at the front of the stage. He knew that if he put on a good show for these perverts the tip could be enormous. An enormous tip for an enormous tip, he used to laugh to himself.
"Time to expose yourself and put on a good show for the gentlemen, Smokie," teased Billy. "Let's see those shorts off. Off! Off! Off!" The audience joined in with the chant, clapping and wolfwhistling as the young blond stripped to the nude and his big cock swung free, the silver cock ring in the piss slit bringing gasps of admiration from the crowd.
"Wanna watch me wank?"
"Yes!"
"OK then I'll rub my cock just for you."
The lad started to moan and groan as he pumped his young dick and he writhed around on the stool wearing just his baseball boots. His mate Jay shoved a dildo up his ass which made little Smokie squirm even louder. He writhed around on the latex cock and moaned as he approached orgasm. He looked down in excitement and roared like a bull as he shot his cum straight into his mouth. The first three shots hit the back of his throat. The fourth spattered his face and the fifth, sixth and seventh soaked his chest and abs.
The audience cheered. "A round of applause please for Smokie!", announced Billy. "There'll be another chance to see Smokie produce some more cum later, I'm quite sure, won't there Smokie?" Smokie smirked as the band started to rock again and went into their next number, "Piss Slit Party".
... to be continued.