i am currently the property of Master Dave. My Master enjoys lending me out to other Masters via email or chats (esp. gay.com chats). One Master requested that i explain why Master Dave should allow me to take his piss instead of using the toilet. Why was i more deserving of Master?s piss that the toilet.
This was my response:
Every society that has ever existed on this Earth was divided by class or status in some form or another. The creation of hierarchies seems to be a natural necessity in the societal organizations of social creatures such as humans. But nature has rarely produced a result where another creature or animal exists solely for the benefit of another. This parasitical relationship would not be a normal course of evolution for the lesser creature. But this is what nature has produced. In today?s modern world, we find a human species of True Men, who seem have been put on this Earth to lead, control and dominate a subhuman species which appears to have oddly evolved at their feet. And so, we now see Homo sapiens, the ?Intelligent Man?, served and worshipped by Homo improbus, the ?inferior man?.
The subspecies, Homo improbus, seems to have evolved from the main species phylum and diverged into an independent line of the evolutionary process. And what is interesting is that the evolution seemed to have been a regression. It is quite clear and obvious that the subhuman species has significantly more primitive intelligence, physical and social characteristics than the highly evolved Homo sapiens male. The cruel evolutionary process has regressed the species to a point which is so primitive that it is often, and accurately, referred to as a subhuman dog. It can not expect to compete in any contest with a Man in any category. In fact, even situations where the subhuman species might have an advantage over a Man, all possibilities of a gain are forfeited due to its incredible stupidity. That stupidity has led to its unwavering admiration of Men and an intense jealousy of their superiority. The idiocy of the subhuman dog has reduced the species to a very single-minded goal and mission. It will serve Men to the best of its knowledge and abilities. With this simple-minded objective, the subhuman hopes to gain prestige and pride in properly serving and pleasing true intelligent Men.
The simple psychology of the common cock-worshipping, turd-tasting subhuman dog is an intense need to satisfy Men?s wishes. Every act in its existence is in the pursuit of that goal. However, the weak-minded, pussy-assed subhuman dog possesses a seriously debilitating trait which often prevents it from properly achieving that goal: severely reduced intelligence. As a result, the faggot dogs must often be trained to correctly serve Men?s needs. This training if for the whipping boy?s own good. It has been observed that Man-worshipping dogs who improperly serve Men lead very sad and unhappy lives. But a basic instinct which is difficult to understand, can hinder the proper training of a subhuman parasite. This instinct is the intense need to consume all biological substances released by Men. The exact source of this instinct is still unclear, but a number of theories exist. The most popular theory is that this is a very basic instinct to protect Men from harm.
Because of this instinct, the subhuman species actually considers an inanimate object as a threat to its social position. Due to its incredible stupidity, the subhuman dog sees the common bathroom toilet as competition for Men?s feces and urine.
It is known that sewage and human waste can lead to potentially dangerous living conditions. This waste can harbour a number of human pathogens which could lead to unhealthy living conditions. It is believed that the evolution of the ass-licking, snot-swallowing, rat-brained subhuman dog has led it to try to ensure the healthy living of Human Men. Of course, this instinct and the reason behind this revolting impulse is completely unknown to the common piss-drinking dog. They simply feel the urge to consume the Men?s waste.
Most Men will agree that it is cruel to allow the stupid and inferior subhumans to feed off their superior shit and piss. It is well known that Men carry an unfair responsibility for the caring of stupid dogs. The well being of these submissive creatures is completely dependent on the generosity of the superior Man. And it is for this reason that most Men will agree that it is necessary to keep inferior idiots from consuming the unhealthy and potentially contaminated wastes of the Superior Man?s body. There is, however, evidence suggest that subservient toilet bowl-licking, blue-balled, cock-worshipping faggots should be permitted the incredible honour and privilege of drinking their Master?s piss.
As previously mentioned, the idiot brains of Homo improbus regard the common household toilet as a threat to its position. They will often beg and plead to be permitted the opportunity to drink their Master?s piss. The simple mind of the small-dicked dog will drive itself to an unhealthy state of insecurity if the toilet is given more attention that it. This is why superior Men must take special care in granting the occasional permission to their lowly, ass-sniffing, foot-smelling, floor-eating, subhuman counterparts to drink their piss. Although it is understood that this can sometimes be somewhat unhealthy, it is the pity and incredible generosity of the Superior Man which allows Him to compassionately grant permission for His incredible piss to be touched by undeserving bags of shit which arrogantly place themselves to the undeserved elevated level of subhumans.
But the psychological well-being of the common puke-eating, shit-smelling, cocksucking subhuman turd is not really the concern of the Human Male. The only responsibility which Men must endure is allowing the sweat-ridden, weak-bodied, pathetic subhuman cockroaches to serve them to the fullest measure of their abilities. However, the will and effort which is put by each of the two servants, the toilet and the shit-smelling, cum-eating, simple-minded faggot boy, is what differs them from each other.
The toilet, although a strong and loyal servant, cannot adapt its servitude to its Master?s will. It is simply static creature which can only accomplish a limited number of tasks. It has neither the desire nor the need to completely satisfy and impress a Man with its abilities and cock-sucking experience.
The collar-bound, spit-swallowing, ass-serving subhuman dog will actively adapt its behaviour to please its Master and impress upon Him its ability to learn and conform. The dog can be trained and will enthusiastically obey all commands put forth to it. It will do all it can to obtain the honour and privilege of drinking its Master?s piss. A toilet cannot wash dishes or clean the car. It cannot serve drinks or become a footstool. And it cannot suck a cock or sit on its Master?s dick. Everything a toilet does is the direct result of the brilliant engineering of Hot Men is laboratories across the world. It cannot do anything it was not built for, and it cannot hope to learn a new task. If a real man were to have only of the two, it would undoubtedly choose a dim-witted, nipple-worshipping, muscle-adoring, man-loving, subservient, cock-sucking, subhuman dog which can present its throat to sensual dick massages and its shaved asshole to hard fuckings. The stupid subservient dog can accomplish an incredible number of tasks including performing menial household chores, entertain friends, serve at parties, act like furniture and carry out sexual duties. And the filthy, brainless, cock-loving pig can also swallow a Man?s urine. Although a cold, sweaty, wet, immobile and uninspired porcelain toilet can take a Man?s urine, it cannot do anything else and is actually redundant in the presence of a well-trained, piss-drinking, subhuman dog.
And the one task that a toilet can actually perform is loud, wet and completely indelicate. Firstly, and most insulting, Men must walk to a specific cold room where the cumbersome toilet is bolted into its stationary position. Men must stand before it, holding their own penises in their own hands, and shoot their urine ungracefully through the air into a bowl of cold water. The Man must then push on a lever that will send torrents of water into the bowl, splashing the mixture of water and ambrosia all over the place, and very loudly drain itself into a plumbing system which is responsible for hundreds of tons of organic waste. This is an incredibly impersonal, clumsy, awkward system.
Now let?s compare this with the beautiful act performed by a cocksucking, shit-cleaning, foot-worshipping obedient faggot. The faggot dog will kneel before its superior Master wherever He happens to be, and whenever he needs to piss. The dog will kneel and look up adoringly at its Master?s body, appreciating the ownership of the relationship and thanking Him for the honour of drinking His piss. The faggot subhuman pig will then open his Master?s jeans and underwear and delicately take the beautiful and idolized penis. The Man never has to touch His own penis. The penis is then taken into the boy?s warm and moist mouth where it can let loose and release it torrent of liquid gold. The dog will eagerly swallow the cock, massaging it with every swallow and warming it in its mouth. Once the bladder has been drained, the dog can continue in its act of reverence and further worship to cock to orgasm and ejaculation. Once everything has been completed, the cock is cleaned and dried, and returned in its underwear and jeans. The Man is then thanked and admired.
The elegant act of piss drinking is much more personal and enjoyable that the cold flushing of a toilet. And it is for this reason, along with the incredible kindness and pity of Superior Men, that cocksucking, subhuman, cum for brain faggots are more deserving of Master?s piss than a common bathroom toilet.
Thank you.
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