My cock oozing, I moaned through the tight vacuum seal my mouth held around my Master's big toe. I swirled my tongue around the delicate, perfect little appendage, the odor of his sweaty feet tickling my little faggot button nose delightfully. I let my tongue, fat and slimy, slip just outside my mouth for a second to get a taste of the raunchy sole of his foot, and close my eyes at the salty, acrid taste of his stinky foot.
When I open them again, I look up, to see his towering hairy legs framing my vision, one hand gently beating his stiff dick as he sits on the toilet, his slender and slightly hairy chest moving slowly up and down. The site of his slippery, dripping meat gets me REALLY excited, and as my already aching cock stretches out, straining against the tight silk panties he keeps me in, I realize I've started drooling. I feel a twinge of sadness as his big toe slides out of my mouth, a river of shiny saliva trickling down my chin.
"I'm sowwy Daddy," I intone obnoxiously, "I wanna pway wiv it."
"You want to suck my cock?"
"Yeessss," I say dreamily, licking around my already wet lips.
"You want to suck my big, raunchy, mandick, don't you?"
I nuzzle my smooth sissy face against his soft leg, whining like a bitch in heat.
"You want to guzzle all my gooey jism and wash it down with my hot fucking piss, don't you you nasty faggot?"
"Yes," I beg, feeling like my cock could explode with sticky cum at any second just from this buildup. "I'm a nasty faggot, your nasty little pet faggot wants to lick your big fat dick and take it all in his hot, wet, slimy mouth."
"I've got to take a pretty big shit," he declared, bemusedly.
"I don't care! I love the smell of your shit Master, it makes sucking your cock even better! Please, oh god oh baby PWEEEEASE let baby suck your filthy mancock while you take your big, smelly dump right here."
Not even waiting for the confirmation I knew was coming, I leapt onto his cock, eagerly securing my voracious fuckhole onto his stiff rod. Up and down my head went, warm, rigid flesh filling my mouth, the most satisfying feeling I could imagine. My nose buried in his pubic hair, thick, pungent smell of his bush the perfect bouquet for the scene. At least, until I noticed his muscles flexing around me, and heard the soft, squishing, biological noises that could only mean one thing. Before long my nostrils were invaded with another smell, a raunchy, even more heavenly stench than Daddy's crotch.
Sloppily, I worked his rigid staff in increasingly mad lust, hoping to finish off so I could get a look at his gorgeous butthole expelling one of his perfect turds before he was done. I let the meaty pole slip from my mouth so I could work all around his crotch, suckling delicately on his heavy balls, coating his inner thighs with my nasty faggot drool, letting my tongue slip down into his moist, sweaty, spread crack, getting just the slightest taste of his earthy, bitter shit. As the tip of my pink slippery tentacle grazed his hole, he began to launch his ropy jets of pearly slime across my face and into my hair. I giggled, knowing it would be days before I'd wash his dried cum off of me. I put my lips to his dick slit in a mock kiss, feeling the last few spurts splash hotly into my mouth. As his orgasm subsided, I heard the few rough grunts and splashes signifying his shit was done as well. I leaned my head back against leg, thinking he was thoroughly expelled, until I was startled by a steaming stream of piss splattering directly into the side of my face. I squinted as the stinging urine splashed into my eye, smiling contentedly at the warm, trickling sensation of his golden stream running down across my smooth body, soaking into my costume.
"Well," he said, standing up, "since you just couldn't wait to get down into my ass crack, perhaps you should just clean my hole for me now that I've finished?"
I didn't need to be told twice, and hastily positioned myself directly behind his beautiful, round hairy bubble butt. I gave the soft, luscious cheeks a loving, worshipful caress and reverently pulled them apart, exposing a thick brown smear surrounding his tight, puckered hole. I nuzzled the hole with my nose, slathering the tip in some of his residual turd, and promptly went to work, hungrily slurping away at his filth. Being at his cock was a priviledge I adored, but being at his ass granted a sensation of absolute fulfillment. Lapping away at filthy, gooey manholes, with my lips stained brown and my nose full of the dreamy odor of crap, is where I belong.
Unfortunately, my Master did not like me to take all day cleaning his hole, and I could never restrain myself from thoroughly bathing his shitter spotless as quickly as possible. As he pulled away and turned around, limp dick jiggling against his weighty balls directly at eye level, I looked up at him mournfully.
"What?"
"I want more, Daddy."
"More? There's plenty more for you in the toilet."
I hugged his hips in praise, and graciously kissed the head of his limp dick. I turned towards the toilet, reaching for the water.
"I thought I trained you better than to eat with your hands, you fucking pig."
I fell limp, burning with shame at disappointing my Daddy.
"I'm sooo sowwy," I whined. "I didn't mean it, I was so excited. You're right, Daddy, I'm a filthy fucking pig, I'm such a disgusting shitpig that I can't even help myself!"
He laughed at my pitiful, depraved display, cock twitching slightly at the humiliation of this young faggot.
"You can have my shit, faggot, but you may NOT use your hands! Now, what do you say?"
"Thank you Daddy!" I cried, and dove for the toilet, eagerly shoving my head into the dirty, icy water. I held my breath, but gulped down a few mouthfuls of the soiled drink, savoring the slight taste of shit flakes that floated in it. My eyes screwed up tight, I felt around with my tongue, and found my fat, mushy prize easily. I had just bitten into the end of his thick, water-swollen turd, when I heard an unusual sound, and suddenly felt the water stir. The stirring quickly turned into a roaring vortex of water, a swirling torrent sending filthy water spraying into my nose and ears. The precious lump of excrement I had clamped in my teeth broke away and spiraled down the drain, along with all the others, leaving at most a quarter of its original mass contained safely in my mouth. After what seemed like an eternity of violent spinning and frothing, the jets of water died down, and I pulled my head from the bowl just in time to see Daddy finish jacking his reinflated cock, sending a couple more milky ropes of jism onto my face.
As I gathered myself from the daze the whirling of the toilet had sent me into, I chewed absent-mindedly on the lump of shit. Before long I had composed myself and said,
"Fenk yuh debdy"
"Swallow before you speak, you nasty little skanky fagboi."
Reluctantly, I gulped down the delicious turd, and sputtered, "Thank you Daddy...But now I don't have any more of your shit!"
"God, you disgusting, desperate little shitfreak. You're almost as disgusting as that grimy toilet. If you want some of my shit there's probably plenty built up in that filthy thing. Why don't you try cleaning it out with your tongue?"
Upon hearing that, I kissed his feet in praise, and went to work digging my savoring tongue into the nasty brown grime beneath the rim of the toilet, thankful for my gorgeous Daddy.
This story written by Kottontail, bb_kotton@yahoo.com. All questions, comments, and vulgar or humiliating insults and suggestions are welcome and encouraged!