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Size Does Matter (To Me)
Part XVIII: Find yourself a girl, and settle down Live a simple life in a quiet town
"Wow! That is quite the filthy imagination you're developing!" Alex raised his voice to be heard over the shower and the sound of the beard trimmer.
Shane was shaping his goatee to a point again. He decided that his devil look was his best and was going back to it. "Hey you are the one that unchained the beast in me. Don't tell me you're afraid of it now?" looking down he saw his pubes were getting a bit unruly and bushy so he took the trimmer to them.
"It's your birthday I will do what ever you want. But you do know your sister is throwing a party right?" Alex poked his head out the glass door. "What are you doing!? Never ever shave your crotch! You should look like a man not a little boy!
Shane smirked at his boyfriend. "Relax im just bringing things under control. I don't like having a jungle down there." He winked then lent in for a kiss before pushing Alex back in the shower. "I have a feeling she will try. Probably has a plan already to get you to take me somewhere that Friday where she has everyone waiting to yell surprise. I already know you have Sunday off so we can go out Saturday night and do it. Then we have all day Sunday to recover and maybe get my tattoo done." He could see the reflection of his alarm clock in the mirror. "You better hurry up you're going to be late."
"Meh. Don't remind me. I got ten applicants and only three of them were worth bringing in for an interview. Hell half of them have zero experience in law enforcement. They thought you could just walk in off the street and be a deputy."
Shane gave the shower a dirty look. "No more stalling just get it over with. Maybe this will help motivate you?" Reaching over he flushed the toilet then ran out to get dressed. He could hear Alex shouting expletives and giggled to himself. He was already dressed and ready to leave by the time Alex was drying off.
Alex's face was crimson. "You are going to pay for that!"
Gripping Alex's chest hair and pulling him down by it Shane kissed him. "Maybe but not till tonight I can't be late for this meeting."
By the time Alex put on his uniform and got downstairs Shane was gone. Mini had already been fed and was outside. He let her in giving her a good pat down so she wouldn't feel neglected. When he went to fill his thermos he found it all ready to go along with a toasted cinnamon bagel smeared with peanut butter just the way he liked it. A post-it note attached to the thermos simply said "Love ya big guy." He felt himself blushing and thought 'how did I get so lucky?'
Shane was just getting on the highway leaving town when his ring tone for Alex played. It was "Tank!" by the Seatbelts. It was the theme from one of his favorite animes. He couldn't help but laugh at the text message. "I love you too. But you're still going to pay tonight!"
As soon as he walked into the station Vicky the receptionist was on him. "Thanks god you're here! He has been here for an hour already and will not shut up."
Alex gave her a confused look. "Who?"
She took him around the corner and pointed to a young man in a suit talking to one of the deputies. The deputy looked like he was about to strangle the clueless guy. "He was waiting at my desk when I got here. Since then he has introduced himself to everyone and won't stop talking about himself."
Alex started for his desk. "OK but who is he?"
She slapped a file onto his desk. "Your first interview. I swear if you hire him it will be mutiny. I (pointing to her own chest) will be the first to turn on you (poking him in the chest)."
He looked up at the clock. "Damn it he isn't supposed to be here for another hour. Guess I can just get it over with. Do me a tiny favor hun. Give me five minutes to set up the conference room and then send him in."
For the next three and a half hours the guy talked about himself. Like how accomplished he had been in college and how he aced every law enforcement class he had. He had a long drawn out answer for even the simplest question Alex put to him. He was the type of person that was happy all the time and you wanted to do something to them just to see them frown. When Alex finally got him out the door he felt exhausted.
Vicky walked up to him purse on her shoulder. "Well?" Alex picked up the file containing the guys resume and application. Holding it out for her he ripped it in half before tossing it in the trash. She handed him his coat. "Right answer. Now come on I'll take you out to lunch."
Looking up at the clock he groaned running a palm down his face. "I can't believe its time for lunch already. God I hope the next one will be better."
They went to the dinner down the street and had a big lunch. It had been a long time since he had shared a meal with Vicky and enjoyed the company. When they got back his next appointment had just arrived. This guy had been an MP in the army and had a personality of a rock. The interview went quickly and the guys monotonous voice almost put Alex too sleep before they finished. He sat so ridged it made Alex wonder if he was a robot.
Vicky came up to him again. "Now that was a stud. What was he like? You going to hire him?"
He made a few notes in the file. "He does have the experience and credentials. He is not much of a people person thou. I'm not sure if he would fit in with this lovable rag tag bunch we have. It will all come down on how this last guy is."
She picked up the last file and glance it over. "Charlie Hooks, a motorcycle officer out of Detroit. Think he will be happy leaving the excitement of the city to come to our quiet hamlet?"
He took the file from her. "We shall see. I couldn't get his supervisor on the phone. Guess they are too busy for us country folk. I did get an email thou. It just said he was a great cop but there were some disciplinary issues. He is young too only twenty three."
She tapped a finger to her chin. "Hmm, we could use some trouble in here. Ya know just to shake things up a bit now an then." He just stared up at her eyebrows raised. "Well maybe not too much trouble. By the way Herb wanted to have a word with you at some point today. Something about your reworked schedule. You have about an hour before your last interview so you might want to do it now."
Two hours flew by and Alex was pissed. This Charlie hadn't called or shown up. He was getting ready to leave for the day when a strikingly beautiful black woman stepped up to him. She had short straight hair and didn't seem to be wearing any make up. Her jeans seemed to hug her curves in just the right way to show off her figure without being slutty. She was wearing a tee-shirt that looked like she had spilled something on it recently. The leather jacket look well worn but well taken care of.
She plopped herself down in the seat in front of his desk. "Please tell me your Deputy Keen."
He pointed to the name plate on his desk and smiled. "Well if I'm not then he will be pissed I'm at his desk."
She face-palmed and extended her hand to shake. "Duh should have noticed that. Sorry im late but I ran into an emergency as I got into town and my phone doesn't get any service in the area."
He got a concerned look on his face. "What emergency? Is it something we need to go deal with now?"
She waved him off. "Na, I was filling up my bike when a lady in the SUV next to me went into labor. Had the baby half delivered before the paramedics showed up, and some hot red head with a sexy accent took over"
Alex was relieved. "Alright then how can I help you?"
She sat forward in her seat, "Oh sorry I'm Charlene Hooks. But everyone calls me Charlie. I wanted to stop at a motel to change but between the birth and getting lost trying to find your little station here I didn't get a chance."
Taking a deep breath Alex sighed and gave a small smile it would be easy enough to check her story. "I guess under the circumstances I can over look it. I couldn't get a hold of any of your supervisors all I got was an email saying that you were a good cop but had some discipline issues. Care to tell me about it?"
She leaned back and groaned, "My bosses don't like me much because I am a woman and because I don't put up with any of their macho bullshit. I also tend to put whats best for my community before their agenda. I have never actually been written up. I care about whats happening around me and can be a real bitch about it."
He sat forward folding his hands onto the desk. "So then why the interest in coming out here. This is a long way from your community. Things are a lot quieter and slower. Also if I hire you, you would be the only African American and the only woman deputy. Not to mention we have a very very small African American community."
She smiled leaning forward putting her elbows to her knees. "You don't have to be all politically correct with me. I'm not some sissy uptight little girl with the NAACP on speed dial. I am a person that happens to be black and a woman, just treat me like anyone else and we will get along fine. It takes a lot to insult me. As for my community?" She sat back sighing. "It has broke my heart too many times. It seems every time I do something to help out someone has to go and ruin it. I don't have any family left. My mother left when I was a kid and my dad was killed in a robbery two years ago. Then a month ago I had to arrest my own brother for dealing. I could really use a change and quiet sounds good to me."
He stood up looking at the clock. Shane would be home soon and he wanted to cook dinner tonight. "Well im sorry to hear that. I know how bad it can get sometimes. We recently had a murder here that hit too close to home and shook up the whole town. You said you were going to a motel. Are you staying overnight?"
She stood with him worried she blew it already. "I took some vacation time to come out here. I wanted to stay for a few days and get a feel for the place in case I got the job. Can I ask why you're interviewing me instead of the Sheriff?"
He gave her a million dollar smile. "Cause in just over a month I will be Sheriff. I am interviewing for my replacement."
She chuckled, "Congrats then. Now I don't feel like I was just pushed off on the underling."
He waved for her to follow as he walked outside. "Listen I am already running late to get home. I have to let the dog out and am planning on making dinner for my boyfriend. Can you be here tomorrow at ten o'clock. We can finish this then." He realized what he said and braced himself for her reaction.
She reached out to shake his hand again. "Wow a gay Sheriff. Why not, we have a black president. Kinda like that movie Blazing Saddles. Only you know, your gay and not black. I will see you tomorrow." She walked over to her motorcycle put on her helmet and took off.
As Alex climbed into his truck as Conner pulled up in his cruiser. "Man Alex you should have seen it. I responded to this call out at the Shell station and some black chick on a motorcycle was delivering a baby. She rushed off before I could figure out who she was yelling that she was really late for an appointment."
Alex bust out laughing. Any doubt he had about her story evaporated. "You just missed her. I think she is going to be our new deputy." He left Conner with a shocked look on his face.
Getting home Alex let Mini out and put water on to boil. He started making the sauce and garlic bread. He was just putting the pasta into the water when Shane got home. "MMM, that smells good. I love spaghetti."
Alex wagged his finger at him. "No this is not just spaghetti. This (passing his hand over the sauce) is puttanesca."
Shane went to dip his finger in to taste it but Alex slapped his hand away. "What is puttanesca?"
Smirking Alex pecked him on the cheek. "Roughly translated it means 'sauce of the whore'. Its spicy and quite fitting of us don't you think?"
Shane got a Pepsi out of the fridge and sat at the table. Mini sat next to him and put her head in his lap. He scratched behind her ears as he waited for dinner to finish. "So how did the interviews go"
Alex laid out the spread on the table and dug in. "The first guy was a nightmare. He could not stop talking about himself. He stretched out an hour interview to over three."
Shane winced. "Ouch. Narcissism is not a good thing." He took a bite of the pasta. "Nice. Its spicy and salty. A lot like you. What about the rest?"
Alex got up to get a drink himself. "Don't think I've forgotten about this morning. No buttering up will save you from my wrath." Shane grinned around his fork. "The second was a military robot. He would probably make a good cop but not here. I don't think he would be able to loosen up and fit in."
Shane started on a piece of garlic bread. "Well you're oh for two I hope the third was at least a prospect."
Alex poked his fork around. "Lets see. She has a lot of attitude, showed up an hour late, and looked like a mess. She had a very good excuse thou."
A puzzled look came over Shane. "What could possibly be a good excuse?"
He reached over a wiped a bit of sauce of the corner of Shane's mouth and licked it off his finger. "She delivered a baby. "Conner confirmed it. I plan on breaking some rules tomorrow and take her for a ride along. She if she likes it. I think I am going to hire her."
Later that night they crawled into bed. Alex propped himself over Shane kissing him. Their hard cocks rubbed together as Alex reached up into the cupboard in the headboard. Pulling out the soft rope he quickly tied Shane's hands together and attached them to the headboard. "Now you are mine little man."
He stood up on the bed and squatted over Shane's face. "Eat my hole! It needs some attention." Shane lifted his head lapping away at the hairy hole getting it wet. As it opened up Shape stuck his tongue out like a spear fucking the hole. Alex really liked that and ground himself down smothering Shane. When he had enough Alex got up and got one of his butt plugs. He lubed it up and shoved it up his ass moaning out.
Next he slicked up his cock with lots of lube and climbed up on the bed between Shane's legs. Grabbing an ankle in each hand he spread them wide exposing Shane's hole. Alex placed his cock against the hole and rubbed the head around. Fear appeared on Shane's face and a sweat broke out across his body. "No! Alex please don't I can't take that!"
Alex practically folded him in half and laid his huge ten inches along the crack of Shane's ass then he closed the legs trapping his cock there. He didn't waste any time and thrust his cock rubbing over Shane's hole and between his thighs. He fucked this way hard and fast his orgasm quickly building.
The thick head of his cock continually hit Shane's balls and base of his cock which was only slightly chubbed. Suddenly he dropped Shane's legs and used both hands to stroke his cock. Three is all it took and rope after rope of cum painted Shane's body and face.
Reaching back he pulled the plug from his ass, he looked at it in his hand thought about it for a second then put it back in. "I think tonight I want to keep that full feeling." He laid down alongside Shane and licked his face clean then kissed him feeding him what he didn't swallow himself.
"I can take care of that full feeling you want." Shane tugged at the loose ropes indicating he was ready to be let free.
Alex put his arms around Shane and put his head on the cum covered chest smearing it around. "Dam I love the smell of cum as I fall asleep."
Shane bucked a bit. "Untie me and I will give you that sweet treat you love so much." Alex just snuggled in tighter. "OK not funny Alex."
Alex leaned his head up pecked him on the lips and settled back down. "I think I need to go on a diet. Paybacks a bitch isn't it."
In no time Alex was snoring lightly and Shane annoyingly gave into his fate and fell asleep thinking. 'Ya payback is a bitch. And I did kinda deserve it.'
Shane awoke to the sound of the shower running. He was on his side holding a pillow so Alex must have untied him sometime in the night. Getting up he scratched at his chest and stomach dried cum had formed a crust on him. Looking down his hard on was full and his balls heavy and a bit blue from not getting any release.
He stepped in the shower admiring Alex's form. The giant of a man was washing his hair and didn't notice Shane. He slipped to his knees and took Alex soft cock into his mouth. Soft it was only seven inches and very pliable so Shane was able to take it all deep throating it.
Alex's knees nearly buckled it wasn't often his whole cock was swallowed soft or hard. "I guess this means your not mad at me." He rinsed off his head and leaned back against the wall. Shane just moaned his mouth rapidly having a hard time with the growing beast. In no time Alex was ready to blow and both were so into it neither realized Shane was only three inches short oh handling all ten.
When the first blast went straight to his gut Shane pulled off sticking his tongue out. The rest coated his face and filled his mouth. He swallowed what was in his mouth then wiped the rest off with his hand and started jacking off using it as lube. Alex picked him up and dropped to his own knees just in time to take Shane's cum. They spent the next half hour making out while trying to get clean only the water getting cold urging them to finish.
Not a word was spoken as they got ready for the day they just grinned like the Cheshire Cat. Only as they parted getting into their cars they both said "I love you" at the same time.
Alex spent the beginning of his day going over paperwork and fact finding to see just what rules he would be breaking. Lucky for him since Charlie was law enforcement all he needed to do was get her to sign a release and all would be kosher. Before she got there he shot off an email to Shane. 'If you want to do this thing on Saturday you should post the ad and let me know so I can make the reservations.'
They spent the day driving around giving out a few tickets and responded to a break in. Conversation came easily and she turned out to be really nice but opinionated. He gave her many scenarios of incidents he had come across over the years and asked how she would handle them. He was impressed by her answers. She had a real head to the work. By the time they headed back Alex was ready to offer her the job. "So when can you start?"
She looked up at the sky in thought for a moment. "Well I will put in my two weeks tomorrow but knowing my bosses they will have no problem letting me go right away. Then its just a matter of finding a place to stay here and a couple of days to move."
Alex gestured for her to follow, "I may be able to help you with finding a place to stay. As long as you don't mind having a guy as a roommate."
Conner was just packing up for the day as they approached. "Hey boss how does she check out?"
Alex shrugged, "Only time will tell. Are you still looking for a roommate or did that one friend of yours finally make up his mind?"
Conner sighed shaking his head. "Na, turns out his girlfriend is pregnant and they decided to stay together and try to work it out."
Alex clapped him on the back turning to Charlie. "Good then why don't you take Charlie here out for a bite to get to know each other a bit. Might be a good idea since you will be training her. Then swing by your place and show her where she could be staying. By eight you should be finished then you can bring her over to the Jug and have a drink with me and Shane."
Conner was flabbergasted. "Um, OK, sure just promise me your mom won't ambush me again."
"Ya right! Like I could tell her what to do!" Alex called over his shoulder not bothering to look back at them.
Charlie took him by the elbow. "Lets go stud. I am starving." Poor Conner really had no idea how he was going to deal with all this.
Shane beat him home today and was cutting up chicken when he got in. "Get off early?"
He tossed the chicken into a sizzling pan. "Just a half hour. I have a late meeting tomorrow and decided just to cut out a bit early today instead of going in late tomorrow. So how was your day?"
Alex got himself a glass of water. "Pretty good. I hope you don't mind but I committed us to the Jug tonight. Want to introduce my new deputy to you and maybe you can talk to her about renting out the other bedroom at your house."
"I don't see why we can't. Will give me a chance to head off Trish about throwing me a party." He stopped what he was doing and looked over at Alex. "Wait did you just say rent out the room to her? I guess so if Conner is okay with it. Oh and check out my laptop I put that ad up this afternoon." He nodded over to it sitting on the table. "I've already gotten a few responses."
Alex sat down fiddling with the laptop. "Gotta love craigslist." He pulled up the ad.
COUPLE HOSTING AN ORGY/GANGBANG THIS SATURDAY AT MOTEL
One is a top 28 5'9" about 175 lbs. moderately hairy toned with a very thick 7"c. Other is bottom 29 6'6" about 300 lbs. muscle bear cum slut will be taking all loads.
Some toys will be provided but feel free to bring your own.
B.y.o.b. but no hard alcohol or drugs allowed if your tweaked out or we smell pot on you you will be turned away.
Open to many fetishes but no pain, scat, blood. We are not into watersports but you can in the bathroom just come out clean if you want to play with us.
Masculine guys only if we wanted Fem we would just date women. Prefer guys between 20 and 40 will consider older if you have a big dick and are hot. Neither of us are into daddies.
You must reply with full stats, pic, and a number where you can be reached if you want to be considered or you will be ignored.
Below were several pics of the guys. One was a shot of Alex from the neck down flexing in only a jock. The next was him bent over spreading his ass cheeks showing off a dildo in his hole. Shane was spread eagle stroking his cock and last was a side shot of Alex on all fours in a jock with Shane fucking him.
Alex reached down and massaging his cock giving it a squeeze. He quickly pulled his uniform off and walked up behind Shane. He wrapped his arms around him and as one hand rubbed his nipples the other went down and right into Shane's pants groping the soft cock. He dipped his head down and sucked on Shane's neck. "Hurry up with that I want you to fuck me once before we go out. Cause its going to be the last time either of us cum before Saturday."
Part XVIII done and this one didn't take too long. I realized too late that I didn't add the title to the last chapter before I sent it in so hear it is. Part XVII: Well, I ain't evil, I'm just good lookin'
Start a little fire, and baby start cookin'. I can be so hard to find just the right title that is why I add the that last. Once I have the chapter done I know what the theme should be and find the appropriate lyric. Not that anyone seems to pay any attention to that. Any way I posted some pics up on my blog of what a few of the guys might look like so check them out. As always all comments welcome either on there http://chefinthewild.tumblr.com/ or email me chefinthewild@yahoo.com