SEXY LITTLE THINGS Chapter 1: Popcorn & Ice Cream Pairing: Dave Batista/Rey Mysterio
WWE Slash Fiction
A series of slash fics to get me into a writing mood so I can finish up my other stories. It's also a slight challenge for me as I've never done stories like this before, or taken requests. Getting out of my comfort zone a bit. Requests encourage.
"Rey?"
"What Dave?"
"Popcorn."
"Excuse you?"
"You asked me what was my favorite snack on the road. Popcorn."
"Ew."
"WHAT?"
"Popcorn is gross Dave. Very, Very gross-ee."
"Are you fucking kidding me Oscar Mayer? How can you say that? Popcorn is like, the universal snack, of all time and space!"
"No dice buddy, Ice Cream is the universal snack of choice. Tru Fax. Oh and don't call me Oscar Mayer. I'll kick you ass."
"Whatever Rey-Rey. I challenge you to prove that to me, the ice cream crap, not the `you'll kick my ass' part, we all know that's an impossibility."
"Protect your testes tonight Dave, instead of playing with them lovingly, I'll destroy them with a hammer."
"OUCH! Well, I do like rough play..."
"PERVERT!"
"What? I can't whisper sweet nothings to my lover now?"
"I didn't say you couldn't, You just have a filthy mind, always turning something innocent into something sexual, like the time I was sucking on a lollipop. You and John couldn't stop staring at me. It was very creepy."
"God you blew that lollipop so fucking good..."
"Again, you're a pervert."
"Whatever. All I know is that I won the ultimate prize, you. Cena lost."
"So I'm some sort of game that is to be won? A prize that's to be obtained?"
"Maybe...Insert chuckles."
"Dave."
"Rey."
"Ugh."
"Popcorn."
"I'm tired Dave. I want to go to sleep. Move over and don't steal the blankets from me again."
"OK fine, but remember one thing: Popcorn."
"Goodnight Dave."
"Night Rey-Rey. I love you."
"I love you too ice cream."
"Ice Cream: melts in you mou--"
"GOODNIGHT DAVE!"