DISCLAIMER:
The material presented here is not to be related directly to the celebrity mentioned in this fictional work. I do not know the sexuality of the person involved, and this is only a work of fiction.
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PART 2: HARDER AND HARDER
I did not know what to say. What was I supposed to say when someone noticed an eight inch boner? And how to reach when that was a guy, and he happened to be Steven-FUCKING-Gerrard?
"Sorry, um, I, sorry, um, Mr, um, Mister Gerrard," I stammered like a kid. This was getting akward by the second. After a long period of silence, he looked again at me and shrugged. "Don't worry kid, I get boners all the time when I drink too much as well." GREAT! That really helped me calm down!!
"Yes, that's it sir, I drank too much, I'm sorry, I ruined-" I continued. "Nah mate, you didn't ruin anything, actually I was fed up over there. No crazy bitches with whom to have fun. But man, you did drink too much, you worried me over there."
How much did I drink then?, I wondered. But instead of asking, words came pouring out on their own: "So you don't love your wife?" I hated myself instantly for asking that, but was surprised that he kept his composure when answering me. "It's not that I love her man. It's that we men want sex. There's no denying it. We're a sex machine looking to get laid. And my wife's not always.. pleasing."
I did not know how to answer, so I waited. And I almost choked on my own saliva when he asked me: "So how many times did you get laid till now mate?" How the hell was I supposed to answer? I couldn't just tell the truth, could I? How much would be enough? Ten, twenty, hundred? Instead, alcohol took over once more. "Actually I'm still a virgin."
Now it was his turn to choke. "You're fucking kidding me! You? A virgin? Come on man! When I was seventeen I was in for my fifth time! And you're not ugly, actually you're really attractive mate! Why not get some pussy?"
Great. Fucking great. Here was me, drunk as fuck, being asked by Steven Gerrard to answer my deepest question. What was I going to say? This time I was determined not to let my tongue slip, so I bit it- literally. He noticed the silence, and turned his back to me. I sighed from relief, and stayed static, thinking, till he came back. Then I spoke.
"Actually I was always hoping to find the perfect guy to try it out with."
"What?"
I hadn't notice. But his quasi-shriek revealed what I had just said. Did I actually say GUY?? Had I admitted what I did not know I was to Gerrard?? My head was on fire again, everthing was spinning. I was gonna faint.
"So you're gay huh... I could've guessed it. All attractive guys are gay they say.. now I see that it's true..."
My head was spinning more than ever now. What was he gonna do? Humiliate me? Send me out of his room and cover his naked torso? Laugh at me? I prepared myself for the worse. But he didn't talk. Instead, he paced to and fro, occasionally looking at me, sometimes at his body, from top to bottom.
"You're sweating like mad mate.. take that shirt off..." he said. I obeyed. So that was it.. I was gonna get a beating to the stomach. I was gonna be a punching bag for Gerrard. But instead, he only muttered "Shit man, you're well built." I did not know how to react. I just said "You're very built too.."
He shrugged. "Yeah, I'm nothing special though. But you man, I didn't expect you to be so built. You're only seventeen, and look like a full-grown man mate.. I really..."
Now it was his turn to sweat. Not that I knew why, but he was dripping sweat like mad. Pacing again, he looked at me more than before, sighing and taking deep breaths. He ran his hand through his hair, and then tugged at his boxer shorts. What they concealed immediately reacted, and it was then that I realized.
Steven Gerrard was getting hard. For me.
He looked at me one final time. Then he screamed: "FUCKING HELL! Why do these things always happen to ME?!" Then he smiled.
"You never had your first time, right? Well, you're about to have it now."
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To be continued
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