Disclaimer: This story is fiction and not intended to imply anything about the true sexuality of any of the celebrities mentioned.
First of all, I am sorry if I offend anyone by Calling Christina Aguilera a bitch 5 times, and implying it twice And calling her a whore once. I just don't like her because she is a stuck up cunt. Did you know she once made "H" from steps move barstools in a club by having a dude who worked there [i think] tell him to move just cuz she was a bigger celeb. Ronan Keating was there and saw it [I think it was ronan, maybe it was 1 of thedudes from westlife, who knows?.] Anyways, If I offend you, I truly, truly, don't give a fuck. Just look at the chapter title, with a title like "Controversy anyone?" what do you think you are getting?
Now, u must be 18 to read this cuz it has sex, well, either thator don't get caught. P.S. VISIT MY SITE, www.black-coffee.s5.com, and visit Saints 2 Sinners "Official Site" where you can read Diary Entries, and Profiles of the "Band."
Saints 2 Sinners
Chapter 1 - "Controversy Anyone?"
Dear Diary,
I am glad to be home after 7 months of touring. It is soooo nice to be home. So, I guess I'll tell ya about my trip.
As we sat on the plane to Dallas I looked over at Davey. We hadn't spoken in 2 days Because he was pissed off at me. I think he was mad because I went out to dinner with Kace. You see, Kace is my ex boyfriend, and Davey is my new boyfriend, and they used to be boyfriends. Jelousy can ruin great relationships. Kace and me are just friends, that's all. I had to talk with him. I nudged Davey a little.
"uhh, what?" He looked so beatifull when he woke up.He looked over at me, frowned and layed his head back and dozed off again. I guess he was really pissed. I nudged him again. He woke up again. "WHAT!!??!!" O k, he was mad.
"We need to talk. Listen, I am not having any kind of relationship with Kace, ain't that right Kace?"
He looked over, davey was in between us two, I was by the window. "Ya, that's right."
He didn't look like he was buyin it. "C'mom babe, would I ever hurt you?"
"Fine, but if you are lying, I am gonna be really pissed." I smiled at him. His eyes were so sexy. They were an aquamarine color. I could just stare into them for hours. He was such a mysterious boy.
O k, lemme fill ya in on th whole story. Me, Kace, and Davey are in a band. We are a six piece band, well, pop act. We aren't that well known yet, but we released our albulm, and it did really well in our home state of Florida, but didn't catch on in the rest of the states. That's why we are on tour with other well known singers in their own territory, but not so well known in the rest of the country. Our headliner is Britney Spears and that bitch Christina Aguilera. Lemme think, the others on tour with us are Kylie Minogue, Steps, Stephan Gately, and Gwyneth Paltrow.
Now back to the story. My sister, Amy is also in the band. And so are her 2 best friends, both sisters, Angelina and Brooke Stainley. Now, as I explained earlier, Me and Davey are dating, but it used to be me and Kace, and Davey and Kace dated for a short while. Sound confusing? It is, I have been livin with it for a couple of years and I still get confused when explaining it, soplease don't make me explain again. As I looked around the plane we shared for the tour, I could see Lee and "H" from Steps having another fight. They act nice to each other in pearson but in reality they hate each other. Lee and Lisa get long good, Lisa got married a couple of months ago to her boyfriend. "H" and Lisa clash a lot. Claire and "H" Don't get along much either, in fact, everyone except "H" get along. Now as for britney, she is a sweet heart, she rides on the plane with us, unlike that bitch Christina, who hates everyone. Kylie is a sweetie too. Her and Steo get along well, but Steo gets along with everyone 'cept that bitch Christina, and "H". Gwyneth is the SWEETEST. She has the smallest Ego, you wouldn't believe. You would think being such a big star that she would be a bitch like that whore Christina, but she isn't.
Davey nudged me, "Hey, wanna fuck?" I must have dropped my jaw to the floor. "Close that mouth until we get to the bathroom, then you can open it as wide as ya want. So we both excused ourselves, and headed to the bathroom. No one noticed except Kylie who winked at me and went back to reading her copy of "Out" magazine.
When we got in the bathroom davey and I stripped. This wasn't one of those small airplane bathrooms, this was a very elagant, very posh bathroom. Then he bent me over the counter and started to fuck me up the ass dry. It hurt so bad, but when he got up there, he pulled back and said, "Oops, sorry, Must'a forgot the lube," he pulled out his 'lil tube of vaseline and put it on his 8" dick. Then he went at it again. He pushed back and forth. I could here our version of All Saints song "Whoopin Over U" on the speakers. He pushed harder and faster. and then he came.
"Well, that was quick." I said dissapointed.
"Well, it was a quickie, hehe." I frowned. Alright, fine. He let me fuck him, something he never lets me do.
The next day we had a concert. The lineup was always 1. Kylie, 2.us, 3.Gwynnie, 4.That bitch Christina, 4.Steps, 5.Steo, and lastly, Britney. Then we all came out and sang Kylie's song "On a night like this." but we changed the lyrics up so it was like we were talkin to the crownd, and it wasnt a love song. When we got out there, we started off with our rendition of "[You Say It Best] When U Say Nothing At All." We all bring up our boyfrimeds and girlfriends for it and share a mic with them, and they help us out with the chorus. In our case, David and me share a mic. Then me and Kylie have our own solo. that night I wanted to do somethin to freak the shit out of them. So for our renditioin of her duet with Robbie Williams, "Kids," I was to grab her ass. Then throw her on the prop bed. The stage was shaped like a teeny-bopper's bedroom for her act. She and Britney had the best stage. The rest of us just use a regular one except that bitch Christina, she has hers set up like that whore house in the "Lady Marmalade" video. Anyways, I was to throw Kylie on the bed and kiss her. Instead, when the time came, instead of grabbing her ass, I grabbed her tit and threw her on the bead and dry humped her. The audiance was shocked, but she went along with it, and we started heads banging the air with the loud rock - ish music. The crowd went wild. Then we exited the stage. We were both laughing hysterically. Davey came up to me and smiled, "So, Pac, do I have compatition?"
I smiled at him, "I dunno, Kylies breast are realy nice and soft."
Kylie looked at me and put her arm around me. "Now who's the biggest bitch in town?" Just then Christina walked by and stopped at the food table right next to us, so she could hear us.
I spoke up, "Now that is just too earie." We all burst out laughing.
A couple of months later, Kylie had to leave the tour because she found a lump in her breast and found out it was cancer, but they opperated and got rid of it, so she was fine, but she wanted to spend time at home. A month after that Stephan and Eloy were approved to adopt a baby, so he left the tour and his fellow Boyzone member Ronan Keating took his place. The worst was when Britneyt had to leave because her mother was in the hospital. She was fine, it was just that brit wanted to be with her, which is undersatandable, but that ment that Christina was the Top Bitch [well, she was already that, hehe.] on the tour. After that, Lisa from Steps, Gwynnie, Christina and I did our own version of "Lady Marmalade." Also, Gwynnie and I did a duet of "Crusin'" I did huey Lewis' part, and she did hers.
The biggest shock came on the night when we all went out to eat at The Olive Garden when we were in New Orleans.
I was sitting next to davey on my right, and Christina on my right. I had ordered the pasta, and all of the sudden, My sis Amy stood up.
"Guys, you all know that you are like my family, right?" We all noded, "Well, I just want to say that I love you all, and I wanted to incvite you all to my wedding." We were shocked, not for being invited, but about there being a wedding.
I stood up now, "Wedding, to whom, when, where, does mom and dad know about this?"
She answered, still standing, after I had sat down, "Yes wedding, to my boyfriend Alla, 11:30 A M on July 22, At Mom's house, and ya they do." We were all shocked. "Now, for arrangements. I want Angelina, Brooke, Lisa, Claire, Faye, and Gwyneth to be my bridesmaids if you can make it." They all nodded, and she continued, "Now, for groomsmen, Ronan, Stephen, when he gets back, Lee, 'H', David, and Kace. As for the best man, Alla wants you to be best man, seing as how you are his best friend. So, any objections?" Christina got up.
"How dare you not invite me, you bitch. I am quitting this damn tour." Then she stormed out. Finally, the bitch was gone, but we still had 3 dates left.What were we gonna do?
A week later, we finally got N SYNC to do the last 3 dates with us. This brought in A LOT more fans. So we made it to the top 50 with our albulm, we came in at exactly number 50, so we had to celebrate. We all went out to a disco bar. When we got David waqs horny as hell. He led me to the bed. and stripped down to his socks and shoes. then he plopped down on the bed and started jerkin' off. I was hard as hell, but then he said "I'm sorry baby, I already came, I can't." UHHHHHH he does this so much, I swear he is tryin to drive me crazy, well, he already does that woth his hot body. So that night when he was asleep I woke up and was hard as hell. I woke up on my stomach. I started grinding into the bed to relieve tension. This wasnt working. I put my pillow down there and started fucking my pillow. With every hump, Every grind, ooooooo it felt so good. It had been 3 weeks since we had butt fucked, and 5 days since I had gotten head. Oh, it felt so good scrwing that pillow, gettin out that energy. Just then I felt a finger on my back. I looked and it was Davey, "Shh, keep going," He said, so I did. Just then I felt his finger slide in my ass hole. I screwed it harder, Faster and faster. Then I felt somethingbigger enter my hole after he removed his finger. It was his dick, it hurt, but I kept fucking. He stopped me and we stood up, he pumped his 8" cock into my tight hole, and started pumping my cock with his hand. I came at the same time he did, well, about 10 seconds off. It felt so good.
The next day was our fianal concert. At the end, before we went off, we said bye bye to everyone, and Amy announced she was pregnant to all of us onstage. and I must admit, I did tear up a little at the thought of FINALLY being an uncle. And even better news, on the plane we were told our albulm went to number 25. So we get to make our first video tomorrow. I am sooo psyched. I am feelin a little tensed up right now from writting so much, I think I am about to go fuck Davey. See ya later.
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