RV ADVENTURE

RV Adventure By Ricardo Escobar escobarricardo9@gmail.com

Welcome to Raunchville. Be prepared for most anything that's piggy, dirty, and ... cum, piss, dick cheese, manstink, puke, shit and even a little romance for those of you who, like me, enjoy that.... You name it, except I don't do Master/Slave, S&M, B&D, XYZ, degradation, torture, force feeding, or forcing anything. So call me a party pooper. I'm sure into poop, but not that stuff. To each his own, they say.... what's your thing?..

Is the story a true story? It's up to you to figure out.

If I miss anything, email me and I'll do my best to make up for it. Maybe even go on with a part 2... So join in with me and see where we end up. Hope we all have fun. I know I will.

Some of you might wonder if I'm 'gay' or 'straight.' Well, just what is meant by either of those terms? People tend to tag others by terms like that. Just like tags of some sort – in one form or another - are applied to most everyone. Why? Go figure. As for me, I like men. Now does that mean I'm gay? No, not necessarily. I like to identify with the tag "QUEER." Not the "queer" that rednecks might say "Hey you fucking faggot queer." No, not that kind. I'm QUEER for men. I am very comfortable with men. I like being around them. I need to be around them. I like being with the guys who come to work on the furnace or appliances or plumbing or pieces of the house. I shoot bull with them and they seem to enjoy the company, and my interest in what they're doing, but they don't let that interfere with getting their jobs done. I'm learning something about whatever it is they're working on. Does that mean I'm "straight" then, whatever that is? Not necessarily. In fact, not hardly. There are some of these guys who turn me on, but I don't jump their bones, much as I'd like to sometimes. All I can say is that I like men, period. I'm QUEER for them. The ones I sex with – am QUEER with, FEEL QUEER with - are fun and erotic and open to the kinds of things I'm open to, and sometimes more. I like to be surprised. I'm not comfortable with the bar scene and the like. The men I sex with are found most anywhere. When they get my dick stirring, I look at them as a challenge. I use the "Tell a little, learn a lot" technique that my mentor uses. Drop some hints maybe. Leave magazines – like biker's and runner's magazines with hunks on the covers - laying around the house. Maybe even an Advocate. Talk about a porn video I'd seen the other day where there are two men and a woman having sex and one of the men sucks the other's dick. If the response is interest or "Well I don't think that's so bad," then I take it from there. Chances are, I'll have his dick in my mouth or my tongue up his ass in no time. Or both. Then I go totally QUEER on them. [If they sort of turn their nose up to the idea, then that's that. The loss is theirs, not mine.] They are men, and I'm QUEER for men like I said. Most of my encounters are with men who really get off on enjoying sex, or experiencing things they haven't experienced before, or even teaching me a few things. I go QUEER as hell with them. Giving them the sex they need. That they're hungry for. That they too are QUEER for. And of course, the sex I need. Most of them return my QUEER favors, sometimes in a BIG way. They finally are experiencing the QUEERNESS inside them that they hid deep down inside, or didn't even realize was there. No bother with relationships or ties or other restraints. Just freedom to let themselves realize and act on their QUEERNESS. They finally could be free to experience the physical and emotional closeness – the feelings - with another man. To experience the smells and flavors and bodily products of a man. Getting two QUEERS – me and him – together to experience one another is a huge pleasure for me, and obviously for them. I have yet to have any one of them get up and streak out of the house. Most of them keep coming back. Those have found comfort in their QUEERNESS and thrive on it. Many of these guys are married or with girl friends. I really dig guys like that. I am QUEER for guys like that. Open to new things they don't experience with their women. The very best sex I have is with men like that. The only drawback for me with those guys is limited 'availability', but that goes with the package.

So, enough. Back to why I'm writing this – to let you know where my mind and my life is. I bet many of you reading this are in the same boat. If you email me after reading this story, tell me a little about YOUR lives or fantasies or... well, feel free to tell me all. I'd love it. Did I tell you I have voyueristic tendencies too? I have.

As always, considering our ever vigilent society, anyone under the age of 18 needs to log off. There are guys out there your age that you can play with and get in practice for the big stuff, like in the following story, when you turn that magic age. That's how I ended up like I am... I got into raunch and 'queer' sex at around 14 and have been building on it ever since... and I love it... Let's hope you do, or will, too.

So off we go..... get naked... get down and ready with a buddy, or get that dildo up your ass... Enjoy the journey....

This story takes place not long ago. It was a Friday night and I was really restless and couldn't sleep. I hadn't had any 'fun' for a couple weeks and I was hurting like hell. I could thaw out one of the frozen turd nuggets that Ruben, my young Latino soccer player friend, so kindly brings most every Tuesday. But not, I needed some cum in my belly and I haven't been able to suck myself off since I was a teen. So about 11 I told myself, "Get thee some rags on and get over to the glory hole pleasure spot and get some cum that your belly wants. Hey, great idea!" I often talk to myself like that when I'm horny, which is most of the time. A glory hole isn't very intimate I know, but when I'm in that horny mode, it'll do just fine. One good thing about a glory hole is that if the guy is to-die-for gorgeous or a little on the toady side, or a lot, no matter. His dick and what his balls hold is what I'm after. Sometimes I even luck out and get a chance to lick a nice asshole as a bonus. This place is in a county park about 20 miles from where I live. I'm sure it's pretty well known, but so far there's never been a bust there. In fact I'm sure some of the cops take a suck break there. I imagine I've entertained a few of them myself, slut that I am. Hell, they got cum just like any other guy, and to me cum is the name of the game when I'm in this state of mind.

It was a nice, warm night, so I just threw on my butch drag: blue tee shirt to match my eyes, threadbare cutoffs, no skivvies in case I score big, and some old sneakers. I looked at myself in the mirror and gave approval to my appearance – not bad at all. Took a deep breath from my pits. Was glad I didn't shower after a hot day. If I didn't score, I could at least sniff up my stink, feast on some of my abundant dick cheese and get out my trusty dildo or thaw out one of Ruben's turds. But I usually score. The community college is not far from there, and there are always some of those needy college studs who like some relief after a week of studies. Who better to give them that but old deep throater ME! So I cranked up Old Butch – my trusty pickup – and took off. Left my dick hanging out of my cutoffs just to keep it company while I was driving.

I suppose I should describe myself for you horndogs who like to fantasize. I'm 42, olive skinned – thanks to the Greek/Spanish blood given to me by my parents - 165 pounds or so, 5'10" of hunkiness, black hair – never would stay combed, so I just let it do what it wants - light blue eyes - seldom cold and icy as the color might suggest, usually warm and soulful, often fired up with lust when something interesting crosses my path. Soul patch that guys love to lick and chew a little on when they're fucking me. Body hair where it should be, but not a whole lot of it. Not bad looking if I do say so. Oh yes, I have a nice uncut 6 1/2" dick that has an upward curve to it that drives bottoms wild when they're on the receiving end. It produces great cheese! And then my pride and joy, my shithole. Ah yes, that beauty has entertained a lot of appreciative men – rich, poor, famous and not so. It just loves to be occupied by something more than just passing a turd, although it does that well too. There, does that satisfy you? Oh yes, my name is Jeff – not all that erotic but what the hell. On with the story.

When I pulled up to the park, there were a couple of cars. I parked Old Butch a little ways from the other two and got out and walked towards the shit room. Oooops, almost forgot to put my dick back in my shorts! Oh well. As I passed near one car, I could see three guys in it, and smelled the wonderful odor of good pot! Fine! Guys who are stoned get more relaxed when it comes to getting sucked off and they usually shoot a bigger load. Voice of experience, ya know. In the other car it looked like the guy was taking a snooze. I went on in to the toilet area. There are three stalls there. The last two have the glory hole in the wall between them. The other one is for people who need to take a serious shit I guess. So I went in the last one and closed the door and took off my tee and dropped my shorts and hung them up on the hook. I figured I might as well make myself at home. I'd be there for awhile. I sat on the john and proceeded to give my stiffer some attention. In a couple of minutes, I heard a car door close and footsteps heading towards the room. Aha, my first victim! He went in the stall next to me and dropped his shorts and sat down and flipped his dick out for me to see.

"Damn fine piece of equipment you got there, man. Don't wait to get hard, get it through the hole and I'll take care of getting it hard." That's the slut in me speaking.

He did sound high as he said, "Fine, dude. My balls are full and I really need to get off." He stuck it through the hole. It was a beauty. Well worth my attention. Nice head, big piss slit, pretty well hung. "Do it, man! Go for it." He pushed it in as far as he could and even got his balls through along with his dick. I took my time. No need to hurry a good blow job. I licked deep in his piss slit and got the pre he was leaking out. Strings of it. Nice. I licked up and down his knobby shaft. Licked his balls. "Fuck that feels great, dude." Then put the whole thing in my mouth and slowly went down on it until I got as much as I could. My nose hit the wall. His dick hit the back of my throat and went a little down my gullet, but not far enough to suit my hunger. So nothing else to do but do the best I could. "Eat that dick man, suck it good, eat it!" Eat it I did. He lasted quite awhile. I was surprised. He started fucking my mouth and I held onto it so I wouldn't lose his load when he shot. In a few more minutes he did. He shot one of the biggest loads I'd had in a while. Nice and thick and mild. Loved the feel of it on my tongue. Wallowed it all around my mouth. Warm. Smooth. Good. My belly would be overjoyed as I swallowed it. "Don't stop, keep on going, I got another load to go yet." He didn't lose his wood and kept on fucking my mouth. I ran my tongue around that beauty as I worked out the cum that was left in it. Another few minutes, I could feel the head swell up, and sure enough, he shot another load, smaller than the first but enough to make my belly happy again. When my belly is happy, I'm happy.

"Don't leave yet," says I, savoring the taste of his seed, "Piss in my mouth. I want to drink all you got." I could smell a beer smell as he talked so I knew it would be fine piss.

"Damn, you sure? I got quite a bit in my gut. You sure?"

"Damn right, come on, man, give it all to me." He grunted a little and finally a dribble turned into a heavy stream and I had to work to keep from losing any of it. My belly was really happy now, with two loads of his seed and now piss. Finally he emptied out and pulled his dick and balls back through the hole and pulled his shorts up.

"You did good, man. Don't leave yet, I got a couple of buds out in the car who need to empty out too. One of them will be here quick if I know them." And he left.

So I waited with that wonderful flavor of cum and piss lingering in my mouth. You know how that is. It wasn't long until I heard the car door slam, and a guy calling out, "Feed him all you got, Carlos, He's great." Footsteps headed my way. He came into the stall and leaned back against the wall behind him. Dropped his shorts. Took off his tee and commenced to put on a show for me. I'm sure he'd been here a few times before. Nice, medium brown Latino, with a thick bush and a long, slender, uncut dick pointing out straight as an arrow. Right at me. His piss slit barely showed under his hood. Nice slender dude, with a fine suckable dick ready for me to service it. He came over to the hole and slowly eased his piece through it. I lightly kissed the head and licked the pre from it. I slowly slid his hood back in hopes of finding a nice wad of cheese to eat. There was a little slime, but no cream, but I licked it clean anyway. Enough flavor to make me take notice. No use wasting a good thing. Slowly started to take it into my mouth, rolling my tongue all around it. His balls were nice and fragrant with a day's sweat. Took my time with him. No need to hurry a good thing.

"Oh man. Jeeez... You do it perfect! Jeez! You got some experience there. Lots of it. Don't make me cum too fast. I want to just take my time. Your mouth is so warm. Feels so fucking good."

His speaking Spanish to me off and on while I was sucking his fine cock really turned me on. But in a couple of minutes, he pulled back through the hole. "What's the matter, man? You don't like what I'm doing now?"

"No dude... Getting too close here. Don't want to cum yet. In fact, I... I.... uh... I'd like to see... I want to see how it feels to have a cock in my mouth. Never done that, but really want to try. Would you let me? Please. Just don't cum, please, just let me have the feel of your dick in my mouth."

So I eased my piece through the hole. "Take your time, Carlos. No hurry. I won't cum, trust me. I'd rather not cum than to shoot and make you puke." He slid his mouth over my cock and let it rest on his tongue. He just purred and moaned, so I guess he liked that feeling. He lightly chewed on it and let his tongue roam over it and that felt so good. In a few minutes, he slid off it and I pulled back out of the hole.

He sighed and eased his dick back through the hole. "Can't believe I finally got the guts to do that. Been wanting to for a long time. It was great. Hope I have a chance again. Just don't say anything to my buds, though, OK??" I licked the end of his cock and kissed it. What a fine piece he had.

"Not to worry about me, dude. I don't tell tales. Just happy that you trusted me enough to help you realize your fantasy. Before I suck you off, though, I got a favor to ask of you."

"What's that man? My balls are hurting but I can wait awhile."

"Want you to turn around and put your asshole against the hole and let me lick it."

"Damn! You want to do that? I mean, maybe it's dirty. Maybe it'll smell bad. Or taste bad. I haven't taken a shower yet today."

"No worries. If it does it does. I've licked come pretty ripe holes and haven't had any troubles. Come on man, let me lick it, then I'll go ahead and suck you off so you can get back to your buds. Press your butt up to the hole." He did and it looked great. "Fuck, that looks hot as hell. You got a hole to be proud of. Spread your nalgas so I can get my tongue right in there." He takes orders so easy. He spread his butt cheeks and there, with only a little hair to hide it, was that nicest set of ass lips I've seen in a long time. Nice and full and dark brown. I swear it was winking at me. Put my tongue to his hole and he jumped.

"Fuck that feels so weird, but I want more. Sorry I jumped away. Never felt something like that before." So he brought his ass back to the hole and spread his buns again.

Eased my tongue all over those ass lips. Yes, they were ripe, good and ripe, but that's just what I wanted. "Good, man, now just relax and let me do my stuff. Love licking shit holes and yours is one of the hottest I've seen. I've seen a lot. Relax now, don't tighten up on me." He did relax and I was able to push my tongue in a little.

"Oh fuck. Oh fuck... you're doing things I never imagined. I should be ashamed, but I'm not. I love it. Keep it up. Lick my shit hole! Suck on it! Poke your tongue in there!"

Now he's going. How could I back off now. Gotta say, that young man might just go places as a feeder. I'd dig being the first eater from him. "You're doing great copadre. Just great." I could feel those lips pushing out, then relaxing, then pushing out against my tongue. Oh fuck, if only he'd shit, but I guess that was expecting too much. He grunted and groaned, and worked those ass lips against my probing tongue more and more. I was in absolute fuck heaven. I was thinking of asking him to shit, but thought the better of it. No use freaking this hot stud out. "Damn, you're doing just what I wanted. Push those ass lips out for me to suck on and lick. Love it. Push out against my tongue. Push hard." He did push, and those lips just ballooned out, but, fuck, no shit. Small fart, but no shit. "Keep doin' what you're doin'. Hell, you didn't even gross out. You're one hot dude, man. Hot!"

He told me, "I can't believe what's going on here. And I'm loving it. It seems like... like... well, it's just a natural thing to do I guess. But natural or not, it's great. Thank you... thank you!" So I licked that nice hole a little more and finally backed off.

"OK, Carlos, get that dick back in here and I'll suck you off good. And don't worry. Your buds will only know what you tell them." He eased that fine dick through the hole and I took it gently in my mouth again...

"Suck me off now... chew on it a little... suck me good... oh damn, that feels so good... we need to take off soon, and our bud Greg needs to get off, if you're willing to take on another horndog after the two of us."

"Sure, always willing to take on another dick, even though my jaws are getting a little tired. You've been great, dude. Really have gotten off big time on taking care of your ass and your cock. You're primo Carlos." So I slowly sucked on his cock and milked the pre into my mouth. Smelled his sweaty balls. I was looking forward to his cum. It came on like gang busters, while he bellowed out loud and hard. I worried a little about anyone else hearing him. Just let the thick hot cum drain out of him into my mouth. Let it stay on my tongue awhile to get all the flavor before swallowing it all. It took awhile for his dick to get soft, and finally it did and he pulled it out. Went over and got his clothes on.

"I'll never forget what's gone down with you, man. I've had blowjobs before and they were OK, but with you it was really special, along with you eating out my asshole. Just gotta say thanks, man. That's all I can think of. You take care."

He was about to leave, when I said to him, "Wait a sec, Carlos. Let me give you my phone number and if you ever want to call and ask me to pick you up and go to my place, feel free. I'd love getting with you without this hole in the wall getting in the way. I'd do you up brown." Brown is the key word here. Notice? Got a card out of my wallet and opened the door and gave it to him. What self respecting piggy doesn't think of things like this.

"Thanks, dude. You're super. Man, you look so hot standing there all naked." He leaned over and gave me a kiss. On the lips! Then he left to go back to the car. Phew! He was my primo experience at a glory hole! Who knows if he'll call, but I can always hope. Bet he will.

I heard the car door open and the other two asked him what took him so long. I suspect about all he'd say is, "Just relaxing, guys, just relaxing." That was the truth.

In a couple of minutes, footsteps headed towards the room. Guess it was Greg. He came into the stall next to me and unzipped and stuck his dick through the hole. Figured this would be a quicky which was fine with me. I was getting tired and the first two were great enough. So I took a good look at his dick and was eye-to-dick with a nice thick foreskin. Hmm, well maybe I'd give him a little more attention than I thought. Eased back the hood and there was some nice light cream covering his dick head. Smelled of it and it was so smelly good. So I gave it all my attention and licked the skum off the head, and after I got it, commenced going down on that thick dick of his. He didn't take long until I felt his dick head swell up hard and I got a big mouthful of his load. Very thick, very strong, but damned good. When his dick finally got limp he pulled out and zipped up. "Thanks, guy, you give great head. Hope to run into you again sometime." He went back to the car. I heard the engine start and off they went, leaving behind my belly full of cum and piss and my tongue with the taste of a ripe asshole and some nice cheese. Pretty productive evening! Sucking cock is a lot of hot fun, especially when it unloads a belly full of cream like these did.

I didn't want the snoozing guy to wake up and come in, so I got my clothes back on and went back to Old Butch. I thought about jacking off with all the stuff that had been going on, but – if you can believe it – I was hungry... hungry for food. So I drove on down the Interstate to this 24-hour cafe where a lot of truckers hang out. Love to service truckers. Smelling of diesel and not bathing for a few days. As I drove into the parking lot I noticed this RV Motor-home parked out near the back end. Not one of those big, wild looking things, but big enough for fun. Probably big enough inside to hold a four- or five- man orgy! See how my mind works! Parked not too far from it and walked to the cafe through parked trucks and some cars. There were several people in the cafe, but only one sitting at the counter. A slender, fine looking black dude wearing a yellow tank top, shorts and work shoes. Hmm. My QUEER ALARM was going off like crazy. Was telling me something about him and I felt a stirring in my balls. My gut told me to go see if he was friendly. Turned out he WAS! Big time!

As I got next to him, I asked, "You mind if I sit next to you, or you want to be left alone?"

"No, I'd like the company, have a seat.... WOW! Look at those eyes of yours! With your coloring they really stand out! Bet you get propositioned a lot with just those as bait, let alone your looks and that body of yours."

I started boning. This guy was pretty open. He was looking hotter every second. My lust was taking over. My heart was pounding big time. Tried hard to keep from drooling. Anyway, I sat down next to him and while he was downing his burger and fries, I ordered a piece of apple pie, with ice cream, and a big glass of milk. "Well thanks for the compliment. You look in fine shape yourself. In fact... well, never mind."

"Coward! Tell me I'm a fine, hot specimen of a man, one you'd like to fuck, and..... You know..." He interrupted himself and then said, "I think I smell cum on your breath. You been playin'?"

You coulda knocked me off that stool with a flick of a stiff dick. "Uh... yep I'd been. There's a place with a glory hole up north aways, and I decided to play there tonight."

"How many you play with?"

"Three. One of them was hot as hell... well, not as hot as you, you know, but hot. Very needy for a good blow job and I did my best. Even slurped on my dick for awhile."

"Think I smell ass stink too. You lick his ass?" Things were gettin' to be something with this guy. He was blowin' my mind. Wanted him to blow my dick. Wanted to lick his ass. He was looking me steady in the eyes while he talked, and I boned up bad. Looked at his shorts. Boned up good too. Wanted to get with him bad. Had to get with him. I was queer as hell for him.

"Yeah, I dig rimming ass. Especially when they have some flavor. This guy's had flavor but I kept hoping for more. That he'd... uh... he'd... uh..."

"Shit?"

Oh man! What to say? Oh well. Might as well let it all out. "Yeah, shit. I dig scat big time and really thought – hoped - he might ease one out. But nope. Really wanted a warm log in my mouth. In my belly. Haven't had one to eat for a month or so, except for my own, but I crave shit from other dudes. Like the wise pigs say, 'variety is the spice of life.' Bet yours is hot. Got something for me to eat?" Can't believe how corny that sounded after it came outa my mouth. Came outa my mouth, when I really wanted his turd in it.

Jeremy quietly said, "Well, it's been a couple months for me. Yeah, I eat mine too. If I don't get some shit at least every couple of days, I go bonkers. So I hafta resort to mine most of the time. Plan to get some from you in awhile. Really want it. Need it I should say. Haven't taken a dump since early this morning. So if you're lookin' I got it."

About that time the gal brought my stuff and I began to eat. My hands were shaking like mad with what was goin' on. "How's your burger?" Seemed like a totally dumb question but I was really bonkers here.

With that he took some of the burger he'd been chewing on out of his mouth and put it on my plate. Damn! Picked it up and chewed on it and swallowed it. Mixed with his spit it was the best burger I ever ate. "Taste OK?"

"Sure does. Sure as fuck does! Very good. Yeah, man I think we'll end up down and dirty. Hope so. Need it bad. Name's Jeff."

"Jeremy. Down and dirty is just what I need right now. No lie man. No question. Notice that RV out there in the lot? That's mine. We're gonna have some fun in there when we finish here. Gotta say, I'm pretty open minded about most anything. You'll find out. Bet you are too." He licked his full lips and I wanted to lick them myself right then. He was looking hotter and more beautiful all the time. Steaming more all the time. "Hope you don't think I have a donkey dick like most guys think Blacks have."

"Well, I guess that crossed my mind, but I hope not. Usually choke on big ones when I'm gobbling one down. My ass don't like them much either. It's pretty tight. You'll find out I hope. When you fuck me. You do show a good tent there in those shorts though." My knee 'accidentally' touched that lush forest of wiry hair on his leg. Electricity seemed to spark between us. Corny? Bet most guys have experienced that feeling at times. When in heat close to another dude. Electricity did flow. No lie. It did. If the lights had been out, bet we'd see sparks. That's how it felt.

"Well, I got about twelve the last time I measured..." He smiled... "...centimeters." He clasped his hands over his head and laughed like hell. When he did that, I saw a forest of black hair in his pit and got a good whiff of pit stink. Damn, almost shot right then. Love that stink. Dig any stink from a man. Even ones I'm not queer for. "When we finish up here, you'll see." He did his burger and fries just as I did with my pie and milk. "Hey you got a milk 'stache like in the ads. Let me wipe it off." He ran his fingers across my mouth, got the milk and licked it off his fingers. Fuck!

"Jeremy, we'd best get out of here before we shake up the whole place. Before we get goin' on the floor. Can't wait much longer."

"Cool, let's pay up and go out and have some fun."

We got up to the cashier and handed him our money. The guy's not too shabby! Sure wouldn't kick him outa bed. Told him, "Ty, you sure don't need any Viagra with that tent you got there in your pants." It was a fine tent with a wet spot showing through his pants. Guess we got some good heat goin' with him.

"You guys have got me so fucking hot watching you I can hardly think of what I'm doing. No, I sure don't need any of that stuff. Well, you guys have fun. Wish I was goin' with you. Damn. Hope to see you later. I'm on this shift week nights, just in case you get in the mood." I made a note in my head to check back there another time. A slut is a slut full time, ya know. At least he was wearing a name tag so we know his name. Knowing a stud's name helps out when it comes time to bang.

We paid our bills and went out the door, tented shorts and all. No one inside paid any attention except the cashier. I could just see him going back to the shitter during break and jacking off a couple of times. Waste of good cum if you ask me. Especially when I dig cum so much. Anyway, we walked towards his RV.

"You know, Jeff, a hot one like you should be body-to-body with a guy, not just suckin' dick thru a hole like that."

"Well, I hear ya Jeremy, but when I need a couple loads in my belly I settle for that. Don't have to worry about what a dude looks like, just have a good time sucking on his dick and, if I'm lucky, eating his ass. But I sure am happier when I'm in the sack with a guy gettin' down and dirty with him." This was really going somewhere. My breathing was getting heavy. Heavy and hard. Hard to talk.

"How's about me then? Some body-to-body... dick-to-dick... tongue-to-asshole... whatever else we can think up, like some hot scat with some piss thrown in." His breathing was getting heavy too. As we walked along towards the RV, I lagged a little behind him. "You checkin' out my booty? Looks good, don't it. It loves tongue and I know you'd dig tonguing it. You'd better eat it out good. It likes that. Deep in there and gettin' what might be there to eat. What you thinkin'?"

"What'm I thinkin'? I'm thinkin' that I'd like to pull those shorts down, spread those hot buns and get my face in there and taste your stuff, smell your stink. Hopin' for a little somethin to eat. That's what I'm thinkin'"

"So do it! Come on, we're on the dark side of the RV. Do it, Jeff. Time's wastin'. Come on. My hole's ripe and ready. Got good stink here and a nice load inside the gate. Here, I'll pull down my shorts to make it easier. " He did... I could smell his ripe crack and hole already even before I got real close. He spread his full, brown buns wide and all I could see in the dim light was a crack full of black hair, framed up by buns with more of the same... A sight that would probably even turn on the prudest of the prude. Not sure. Did me! And I'm no fuckin' prude. Couldn't see his shit hole, but I could sure smell it. So I dove in. Damn, it was wonderful. Tasted like fine shit, although it was dry, and smelled like... like... well, good shit. Licked that hole like it was goin' out of style. Sucked on it. Slobbered all over it and up and down that hairy crack. Made love to it. Got so fucking hot. Reached under him and rubbed his balls, touched the end of his dick. It was wet. His precum was drooling down into my hand. I licked it up. Licked up his drool... tasted good.

"Damn Jeff, you ready to go, man. Dive in baby. Smell that stink. Eat that fucking shit hole. Lick it up good. Poke it with your fuckin' tongue. Suck on those ass lips baby. Act like you love my hole."

I pulled off just long enough to tell him, "Fuck, man. Gettin' off big here on eatin' your shit hole out. Dirty as hell. Guess you didn't wipe good. Do love that hole. Don't need to act. Love it. Want to get a turd out of it. Need that shit of yours, baby. Shit me a load." Then got back to makin' love to his shitter. It was so ripe I could almost taste the turd inside it.

"No turd right now, man. Need to take time to do that, and out here's not place to do that. Come on, baby, rim it out some more. Turnin' me on big time, man. But here's a little something for you." Thought sure he was going to pass a turd after all. Hopin' he would. His shit lips parted a little and a long, hissing fart came out. Long. Hissing. Stinking of his gut. I knew his shit would be wonderful but he still held off on that. Just gave me that face full of his ass gas. Well, a little ass juice too. That I did like. Both. Could hardly wait for the rest.

"That's better than nothin' Jeremy. But could sure stand a good feeding. That juice was hot to lick up. A teaser for what's to come, I hope."

"Glad you liked it, Jeff, baby... damn we are getting' so hot here. Can't stand not bein' close up with you. Makin' out with you. Gettin' dirty with you. Man, we're clickin' here and still got our rags on."

He stepped outa his shorts and bent to pick them up. I took the opportunity there. You know. Leaned over and bit his butt gently. "Damn, man you can't leave my butt alone can ya." Kissed his nice, full, wet lips and we headed inside. Guess he might've felt my disappointment about no shit, 'cause he said, "Don't worry, man. You'll get all the shit you want from my hole. Fill your belly up good. There's plenty in there. Other goodies for ya too." Well, that helped. It did. So we went on in. I was so hungry for this stud by this time. Needed anything from him that he'd be willing to give me. Figure he was more than willing. Was ready to give him my best too.

"Would like to have more light to see better while we're playin', Jeff, but I'm on batteries here and don't want to run them down. I rigged up a couple of small spots and that'll have to do."

"Don' stress about that, Jeremy. Long as I get to smell you up and taste your filth... more than just taste of it, eat it. That's all I need. Yeah, I like a lot of light too, but...." He got the spots ready and turned on a dim light. Looked so fucking good in that light. He kept on looking better all the time. Better and hotter and... beautiful... He did. Got me in heat, big time.

He pulled off my tee, and opened my shorts and let them fall on the floor. Sniffed the pits on the tee and smiled... "Damn your pit sweat is fine, Jeff. Can't wait to smell up the rest of you... smell your ass, you balls, your feet... all of you baby... smell up some of my shit that I smeared on that sexy body of yours." Then he pulled off his tank. He looked so hot with all that wiry fur up and down his front, and those fine nips sticking out there begging to be pinched. Sucked on... I really dig sucking on tits like his.

We stood a couple of feet apart facing each other. Both of us were breathing hard as hell. Just short of passing out. Sounded like a couple of steam engines. We were... were... well, we were that's for sure. What's more to say. I looked into those beautiful dark brown eyes of his. He was looking back into mine. Breathing got more and more intense. His breath was... it was hot and sweet... his lips were drooling... Dick standing up at attention. Damn what a hot man he was... Looked hard in those eyes. Seems I could see deep down inside him. Think maybe I could... Yes!

We touched and explored each other with our hands and fingers. Traced his eyebrows with my finger. Ran my hands over the wiry hair on his head. Eased my finger into his mouth and explored his teeth and his tongue. He chewed lightly on my finger. I eased my finger to the back of his tongue. He gagged a little and some slime came up. Licked it off my finger. Nice... It was good. Need more of that. He rubbed all over me. Felt so warm. His hands were worker's hands, good and rough that felt even better. Ran my hands through the forest of nappy hair on his chest and belly and worked over his tits. Tweaked them a little and he let out a sharp breath and his dick twitched. Held his furry balls. Nice and full and heavy. He eased his hands down along my crack to my shit hole. Rubbed it gentle like and eased on in. I could feel his finger rubbing up and down the turd that was in there. Pulled out with his finger covered with my shit. Held it up to my nose. Eased that finger up my nose and left a little glob of shit there. Love the smell of shit and mine is no exception. Better with it on his finger. Stuck his finger in his mouth and licked the shit off of it. He smiled and said, "That's a good preview. I'm gonna eat that turd that's in there for sure. You heard what I said about not eating a guy's dump for a couple months. I aim to make up for that tonight. Big time. Until yer empty. Finger my hole and see what's up there, Jeff. Go on."

So, eased my finger up and down his hairy crack and found his shithole and went on in. Right at the gate was a firm log. Hit treasure right off. Ran my finger up along side of it. It was knobby and rough, like it had been in there awhile. Like he said. It was gonna stink I knew that. Pulled out my finger. Had a good coat of his shit. Licked it all off without even sharing the stink of it with him. Actually it didn't really stink, or was it that I was so turned on that it almost smelled like flowers. Sort of. OK, so that's corny. So what. But it was his filth and I wanted it for me first time. Fingered his hole again. Got some more brown and pulled out and paid back the favor he did me. Ran my finger up his beautiful, broad nose and left a good glob in there. Put my lips to his nose and he blew a wad of snot into my mouth. Big wad of it. Snot and his shit. Damn. So fucking good. Still had his shoes on. No matter. Our dicks stood out stiff ready for action. No time for shoes. Both these fuck sticks were drooling pre like waterfalls. Strings of it poured down. Got that slick, slimy juice in our hands and tasted it all. Sucked it up. Rubbed it on our faces... Then it hit! Lust got the best of us and we joined into a single being. That's what it felt like. It did. Holding each other tight. Rubbing up each other. Feeling our shit holes. Smelling his wet, furry pits. Rolling each other's balls in our hands. Feeling our hard dicks against each other. Pre wetting our bodies. Harvesting more shit from each other to rub on the other – faces and arms. Breathing so hard it almost hurt. Dammit, it did hurt. Hurt so fucking good. But still it hurt. Started playing with his dick, but he held my hands off. "Easy, man. I worked up a good glob of dick cheese all week and don' wanna waste it. Want you to enjoy it and smell it up and touch it and taste it and share it with me. Hope you like it. Know you'll like it. Yeah, you'll like it. You got to. It's mine... Dick cheese is.... Well, dick cheese is, and that's all there is to it. Mine's primo. Times at home, I rub some on crackers and have a snack. Good stuff. You'll see. You'll get plenty of it to eat. Then you'll know that you with a hot stud that's gonna get down and dirty with ya. Good and dirty. Dirtier than you ever been." Sat on the bed, spread his legs a little so his dick was in the spotlight. "It's all yours. Want you to worship my dick, and smell up the stank in my crotch, and ease that hood down and get off on the cheese I made for ya. Do it! Get you mouth to work. Take you time, but do it! That cheese is meant just for you. Knew when I decided to let it grow and get real ripe it was for someone like you. Do it, pig man... do it! Come on you fuckin' queer. It's all yours. Whachew waitin' for? I can't stand this waitin' man. Gotta feel you taking me in you life right here and now. Mating with me."

I could smell the smeg under that hood. The foreskin was so fucking thick and wrinkled and hanging out over the end of his dick. Thick pre was drooling out from it. Some of his creamy cheese was beginning to show some too. Coating that hood. Couldn't even see his piss slit. Got my face down into all that hair, and licked up and down his cock, while I inhaled his black-man stank. There was plenty of stank! Fuck, it did stink. No better stink in the world. Stink a man queer like me had to have... to smell up... to lick... To get good and queer over... The spotlight was right on this scene. "Look at that dick, Jeff. Look at all those veins and lumps on that piece. Yer gonna love the feeling of it when I fuck you. You will. 'N' I'm sure gonna fuck you with it." It was a perfect cock. Curved up along his belly. Rolled it around and made love to it, and kissed it and... Woulda loved to have worshiped it all night, but I needed to get at that cheese. "I know you white guys dig the smell of black stank. I know that. But, you know, we blacks really get off on white-man stank too. No lie. Gets us even I guess. Inhale that stank, baby. Get that smell in your lungs. You'll never get tired of it. You'll dream about that stink for days. You'll dream about me for days. And when I finally shit out a turd for you, you'll dream about that for days. It'll be there in your gut. No lie."

That kind of talk really got me goin'. "I'm ready for what you got for me. That cheese. Ready. Gotta get all that from you. Need it."

"Now, baby, go for it. Peel down that hood and get ready for paradise. It's all yours. Take it good and slow. What's there is all yours."

I could smell the cheese as I slowly eased the hood down. Finally, some of the cream showed around his piss slit. Nosed it first. Sniffed and inhaled the wonders that came from it. The wonders of a part of this man that he let ripen. It was his hot cheese. Had to worship it and take that in me. Got some of it on the end of my nose along with some of his thick pre. Rubbed some into my nostrils. Reached up and rubbed some more in his. Joining the shit that was already there. What a combo of stink. Rubbed it into my skin. Then, lightly touched it with my tongue as I rolled the hood further and further down the head and onto the shaft. There was precum and cheese all over the head. The cream turned to some solid cheese, with some lumps and more cream. Slimy cream. Thick cream. Smelly cream. All around the bottom of the head and all over it. His dick head and shaft were totally covered with that wonderful cheese. It was a sight I'll never forget. A smell I'll never forget. Lightly licked of it. Just lightly. Didn't want to wash it away just yet. Strong as hell. Rubbed some of it off and rubbed it on my face. Rubbed a little more and reached up to rub it on Jeremy's lips. He licked that off. Got a little more into his nose, like I did mine. Wanted to make it last, yet I couldn't help but keep on getting more of that taste. Bitter... Sweet.... Heavy... Something like this just doesn't come along every day. Had to worship this gift of his and make it a part of me. Pulled the loose skin up over my tongue and got to the older slime and sucked that into my mouth. That way I could savor it longer. Nosed the slime all around his dick head and the shaft below. Went up and kissed his mouth and he licked some of his cheese from my tongue. Tongued up inside our noses. Sucked each others tongues. Back down to paradise. Could spend eternity just sniffing and loving and taking in that awesome slime. The flavor really got my spit flowing and I drooled all over it. But, as all wonderful things gotta do, it was all gone. Damn! Gone! All except the stuff I'd got on my cheeks and his and into our noses. The taste and the smell of it. I'd washed it all off that wonderful cock. It was all inside me, and inside him. But I didn't take my mouth off of that fuck stick of his. I loved the feeling of his dick in my mouth and didn't want to let it go. A stream of his piss started slowly... then more... then even more. Drank in his dick juice as it came from his beautiful body. From his cock. From inside him. Strong and heavy. It was nourishing my belly like his cheese did. As the stream slowed, I filled my mouth with the last of it and rose up and put my mouth to his and let him drink from me. He drank it down, just like I did. We breathed into each others mouths. Each others noses. We shared our spit. Sucked on that nose of his and he snorted out a big wad of snot. Sweet snot. Thick and sweet. A few lumps. Took it in just like I did with all the rest of him. We got to be a part of each other. No lie. We did.

We finally started to calm down. Took awhile. Coming down from heaven is a long trip.. But good trip. Memories of that trip will last forever. Fine, hot, stinkin' trip... and more to come.

"You got good piss, man."

"So I been told. Dig drinking a glass full of it in the mornings before I shave. Sometimes even piss some in my orange juice for breakfast. This time it was even better coming outa your mouth. Much better!.... "You got some cheese for me to eat? Need it. Gotta taste your fuckin' cheese. Know it's fine stuff, man."

"Probably not much, baby... only been growing it only a couple, three days.. but, have at it. Roll down that hood and see what's there... " And he did. Chewed on my skin. Eased his finger up my ass to get some of my shit to go along with the cheese. Pulled out and we shared the brown. I got good shit and this was some of my best. Had to be, for this hot man.

"Damn. No, not much there, but it's fine, baby... jeeez, that's great stuff... just like your shit, man, just like your shit." He sucked the cheese off my dick, fingered my hole for more of my brown and we shared that. The flavor and the feeling of eating some of my shit. What's better?

Things started heating up again. How could we help it. We'd just started on getting to know each other and what we got on our minds. Now we got more to go... much more. Stuff we'd already talked about. We got close to each other again, as if we could even get physically closer, but we did. Our heavy breathing picked up where we'd left it off earlier. We got a lot to go now. A lot...

Just looked at each other, looked deep in each other's eyes. So beautiful. Deep, dark brown pools, His dick never did get soft. Mine either. How could it not be with this hot stud here with me. Looked down and noticed that his shoes were still on. Reached down and started untying the laces. Knew that his feet would add to the stench I'd already gotten from him. Wanted it all. "You need to smell up my shoes Jeff. You need to hold them to your nose and inhale. Need the smell of sweaty feet and leather shoes. You need to take off my sox. They been on my feet all day. You'll love the smell. Need to suck on my toes and lick in between them to get my toe jam. Love the taste of that stuff. So will you, baby. You will. It's good. I dig it."

Did just as he said. He was right. The combo of leather and foot sweat was mindblowing. Just held a shoe at my nose and inhaled deep. Got my nose in good. My dick poured pre in a long, thick string. Then the other shoe. Took off each of his sox and sucked on them. They were damp and smelly. They were part of him, just as his skin was. Just like his shit and cheese was. They were wonderful. Slipped one full over my dick to get its wet on my piece. Sucked on each of his long, hair-covered toes. Oh man, oh fuck! Just like sucking on ten little dicks. The flavor of his jam and the feeling of his nails as I tongued each of them! Sharp. Grated on my tongue. Finally I had my fill and raised up and got my open lips to his mouth. He opened his mouth and we merged our tongues and spit. Nice, thick saliva fresh from his mouth... and from mine... He hocked up another big, thick wad from deep in his throat. Deep down. Rolled it around on my tongue. Thick! Like a thick wad of cream. Swallowed it. Anything from this man could only be good. Real good. It was! Held each other close. Like before, we were like a single being. An animal being. One. Never have felt like that with another man. Not ever. This was a fucking special man! He made me special too. This was turning out to be one big celebration. Celebration of what was erotic and deep and meaningful to both us... getting into each other's heads, into each other's bodies, into each other's smells and flavors. Yeah, a celebration! Still more to come!

He finally said, "Guess ya know what I need now. Remember how I told you. Told you I hadn't had no shit, except mine, for a couple months. Remember?"

"Yeah, Jeremy, I remember. So you ready to eat mine then, right? You wanna eat my shit. It's good shit. Real good. Best you ever had."

"You got it, Jeff. You got it good. Now I wanna tell you just how I want to get that to eat. I want you ass to myself. Wanna look at it, smell it up, taste it, probe my tongue in that sweet shit hole of yours, tongue fuck your shit hole, open that hole up so's I can get just what I need. Your shit. Need that shit real bad, baby. Real bad. But I want to take it at my pace. Want it to come out real slow. Nice and slow. Not the whole turd. No, just a piece at a time. Good and slow, so's I can chew on it. Run it all inside my mouth. Get all the flavor and feel of it. Swallow it. Then ready for more. Get it?"

"Hear ya, Jeremy. I hear ya. Just what do I do with the rest of me? Stick my head out the window and watch the sunrise? Tell me that." Hard to say that when I was laughing so hard...

"You a smart ass, Jeff. You just get around. Butt up nice. Yeah bury yer face in my bush. Suck on my dick. Smell the stank of my crotch. Smell the fumes up from my shitter. Yeah, get around and get your shit hole close to my face. Not so close I can't get an eyeful, but close enough I can up and lick your hole and suck hard on it. Make good love to that hole. When I'm good and ready, I'll take a small piece of your shit and take it in my mouth and work it around and eat it. When I'm ready, I'll take another piece and do the same. And more. Hope you got enough I can work for a time and get the fucking shit of yours I need so bad. Got that? No big dumps but nice pieces of that fine shit."

"Yeah, got it. Not done it that way before. First time. Small and slow, I mean. It'll take some work , but you're worth it. You worth anything you want to get from me. Got that?"

Straddled him. Got my ass over his face. My balls hanging down with him licking them. The pre from my dick slithering down on his neck and chest. Got my face down to his goods. Rubbed my nose in that nappy bush of his. Damn, that felt so good. Inhaled that stank of his. Looked at his fine piece beggin' for my mouth. Knew I'd be deep throating that beauty in the best way I know. All the way down my gullet. Keep it there until I needed to breathe.

"FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!" he bellered out.

"Whassup? Something wrong?" Didn't know if he didn't like what he saw or not. Scared hell outa me!

"Man, nothing wrong at all. Not at all! Never seen a more beautiful shitter. It's perfect, man. A few short fine, black hairs surrounding dark brown skin. Right in the middle, that pouty set of shit lips. Pink. Wrinkled. Winkin' at me. Nice folds of skin around those lips. Waitin' to feed me some of that fine shit of yours. Ready for the first piece, baby. Give it to me nice and easy. Got it? Gotta have your shit."

He licked my pucker up good. Pushed his tongue to get it in. Got it in some. But I relaxed and he got it in a little more. Sucked hard on my pucker. Sucked so hard, wondered if he'd suck my gut out. Guess not. But it did feel good... it did. My hole is about the most prized part of my body. The more it's used, the better it is. That hole is made for his mouth. So, took that fine piece of his in my mouth and let it slide across my tongue and deep down my throat. Damn! The fumes coming up from his balls and shit hole got me boned up as hell. Clenched that thing with my throat muscles good and tight while I pushed on that turd in my ass. He moaned and groaned then started shaking all over when my shit lips started opening up to his tongue. Kept his dick in my throat for as long as I could, but had to let it up to get some air. It was coated with my throat slime along with his stream of pre. Strings of slime as I pulled off for a breath. The coating of slime on his dick showed softly in the light. Pushed a little more and felt that turd start out. He shook and groaned all the harder. Figured he got enough for the first time and clamped on it to break it off. Heard him slurping on it. Chewing on it. Moaning.

"Oh man... that shit is perfect! Love the smear of it in my mouth. On my lips. Your shit is just what I needed."

Slid his dick deep down in my throat again. Deep as I could. Wanted to get more slime on it. It was there. His dick loved it. I loved paying this homage to this wonderful piece of his body.

"Damn! That is best shit I ever ate. Ready for more now. I need as much as you got. Little at a time." He put his lips hard to my shit lips and blew in air hard. Thought he'd blow me up like a balloon. Stopped in time before that happened. "Fart it out now. Blow that ass air in my face. Blow it baby."

Did it like he said. Farted it out up a storm. Some ass gravy with it. He inhaled the gas and licked up the gravy like it was the food of the gods. It was food FOR the gods for sure. He was hungry for what all I gave him. "Damn, you pay attention good, man. Ready for another piece of your shit. Just like the first one. Perfect."

Got his dick down my throat again. Gave it the same treatment while I pushed on that turd. Felt it slowly slide out into his mouth. Broke it off again when I figured he had enough. He pushed his mouth hard against my ass lips and licked them clean as he chewed on my shit. Did another small one, just like the others. Lost track of how many. When he got those down into his gullet he said, "OK, Jeff... now shit all the rest of it out for me, all of it, then come up here and share it with me. Wanna have you get the flavor of that shit just like me getting it. Primo shit. Gotta be, coming from you."

Throated his dick again and pushed hard and felt the rest of my turd slide out of me. That hot feeling of a turd slowly sliding out. Pulled off his dick, licked the slime off it. Milked out a stream of pre. Smelled the stink of his shithole. Turned around and got mouth to mouth. Had some shit and gravy around his lips and tongue. Beautiful. Licked thiose thick hot lips clean. Those fuckin' full, soft lips that black dudes have... so fuckin' hot. His even hotter. He let part of my turd out of his mouth so I could suck on it. It was so fine! With his saliva and my gravy on it, it tasted much better than when I just eat my own alone. Nothing better than shit play with a hot man like him. We were blending into one being again. Two into one. So perfect to be that way with him. Mouth to mouth. Mouths wide open. Tonguing that turd and passing it back and forth. Getting the full flavor from that fine piece of shit I just gave him. How could anyone call that filthy? Passing it back and forth. Getting smaller. Running our tongues all around each other's mouths. Getting all the shit flavor and our slimy saliva. Can you get it? I was getting it. It was so fucking hot. It was. No lie. It was just so fine. Two into one, like I said.

Then it was gone. That piece of my shit had disappeared, but the taste of it stayed. "Hock up some of your slime, Jeremy. I want some of that shit that's left over down in your throat." Got on my back with him ...his beautiful face... over me. He did. Hocked a fine, slimy wad of stuff. Never as good as this. Never. No lie. Swallowed it up good. Hocked up a wad for him. Deep down from my throat. Not only were we one soul, but we were sharing the stuff that was from our bodies. Our body products. "Give me some of what you got down deeper, baby. Deep down. Let me finger your throat to help you bring it up. Gotta have it. I need it." He opened his mouth wide. Eased my two fingers gently across his tongue deep as I could down at the back of his mouth. Worked them around and back and forth. Very gently. Very slowly. He was spasming from his belly. Feeling his belly against my belly laying under him. Knew I was gonna get from him what was down in his belly. "aaaak - aaaakkk" In a minute, some of it came up, and drooled down his chin... licked it up... it was good... just a little, but a good preview of what I knew was coming. "Need some more man." Some more finger work in his mouth at his throat. "Aaaaack.... uuukkk.... urrrup" This time up it came. Oh man, up it came! Right into my mouth. Lot of it. Bitter in part, sweet in another. Thick in part, thin in another. Smooth in part, lumpy in another. More finger work and rubbing his throat under his chin. "Uuuuuurk... aaaaaaaaaaak... ummmmmmmmmph" More of that puke of his. From deep down inside him. Swallowed it as fast as it came up. Some drooled down out of my mouth, but most I swallowed fast. He licked up the drool. Did I ever think I'd be eating puke? Hell no! But here I was doing it. Loving it from him. It was from him. Still a little more from his mouth. He gave it to me as he sucked some from my chin. His nose was pouring snot and I got it all. Got it all from this hot, hot man. It was mine and I ran it around my mouth and swallowed it. Had this man's puke inside my belly. Now it was mine. This man whose soul had joined my soul nourished me. The two-into-one was even more real now than ever. I soon realized that once two-souls-into-one happened between us, it happened more quickly and more easily each time after. We were into each other – our minds, our heads, our bodies, our smells, our body products – with no reservations. We were merged now. Period.

Things calmed down in a while. "Damn Jeff. I can't believe this. Never done this. Now the hottest man in the world just ate my puke. You are something baby. Really something." The taste of his puke stayed in my mouth and throat. He licked inside my mouth to get some of it. "That puke is OK. Yeah. OK. Damn!"

"Never done it either, Jeremy. Nope, not even thought of it. Heard about it, saw vids of guys doing it. But, when we were here close and getting stuff from each other, to me it was the natural thing to do. It was. Somehow, I think it was the same way with you, no matter where you thought about it or not. Now, it's with us. Can't take it back. Don't want to."

How deep we were into each other... now I had to savor his shit. Had to watch him birth a turd out of that wonderful, smelly, dirty, hairy shithole of his... had to have it now. "Man, I need that turd of yours now... baby, give it to me. .. need your shit... "

"You'll get it now, Jeff... big time... I want you to watch it come outa my hole. Want you to hold your hand under my hole and let that turd come out of me and onto your hand. Want us to make love to it... to lick it... to kiss it... to eat from it..." He got on his back with his knees to his chest. His shithole was down there in all that wiry hair. Beautiful hole. Perfect, just like the rest of him. I got down close to it. Kissed his shithole. Licked it. Sucked on it. Loved the flavor of his shit hole. Looked up directly into those beautiful dark brown eyes of his. We connected. Again... Eye to eye. I got back to watching his shithole. It started to slowly open up. His shit lips were as full and soft as his face lips. I licked that hole some more. Got my tongue in it as it opened up more. Slowly, the hard end of his turd started showing. I licked it and kissed it. It was so hard and rough. I wanted it all. I sucked on it and it went back inside. Damn, back inside! I licked his shithole to get a taste of his shit. So good. He tried again. Ass lips slowly opened up again. Turd head showed itseIf again. A little further this time. With a little of his shit juice dribbling out. Again I licked it and licked up the juice. Damn! I backed off some and held my hand under his shitter. He grunted. "Man, it's hard. Taking some work to get it out. But it's coming. All for you, baby" He grunted some more... Asslips opened up even more. More. More... looked like a volcano about to erupt... big, puffed out... so hot... they were about to give birth to his turd. He pushed more and more. Some more ass gravy oozed out and I licked that up. Damn it was good! Everything is good with this hunk... More and more of that hard turd came out. I put my hand under his hole to get it. It slowly eased out of his shithole. Slow. Slowly... Finally, still slowly, it eased out onto my hand. It was beautiful. Dark brown. Coffee color... Bumpy and lumpy and full of cracks and more lumps. Coated with his ass juice. Never seen anything like it... it kept on coming out. More and more. Slid across my hand. Getting his brown on my hand. Had to hold up both hands to catch it all. They both got his brown on them. Kissed the end of that hard turd. Licked it. Sucked on it. Made love to it. It kept on coming. It was long.. It was so warm... Getting softer as more and more came out of his bowel. Softer and smoother. Lighter brown. Covered with slime. It glowed in the dim light. Licked some of that slime. It was so fucking good. At last, this long, thick turd came out with that wonderful, light brown, soft tail on the end. He was done for now though I hoped he had more to give. A little soft shit clung to the hairs around his hole. I know he had more, but I wanted to play with him with what I had now in my hand. The smell was fantastic. Nosed it to get some of it on my nose. The sight of it was so hot. It was his, now it was mine. For both of us to share. "Let me up, baby. Lick my shithole, baby. Clean the shit off of it. That's all yours too." So I got my tongue to that little bit of his soft shit. Licked it from his shit lips. Licked it from the hairs around his shithole. Damn, loved his shit. "It's play time. Damn that is one hot turd! Never shit out a turd like that before. It should get some sort of award. Now we gonna work with it." He got his face close to mine... "Kiss me baby. Get your tongue in my mouth good and deep... taste some of that puke you just ate. Kiss me, baby... eat my mouth out." He snorted out a wad of snot and I ate of it. Always so good from him. Another wad of snot and I ate of it too. Could never get tired of that. Never. Then he pulled back and we locked eyes again. Almost hypnotized each other. We did. Liquid deep brown eyes met my blue ones. We were visually into each other. Deep. Hard breathing. Took in the heat of his breath. "Baby, bring that turd up here between us. Breathe that smell in. Suck the stink of it into your lungs." I did. All the way down into my lungs. I could hear him do the same. Deep, deep breaths as our chests rose to meet. His wiry hairs rubbing against my smooth skin. So good. Electricity again... The turd was between our mouths. We made love to it from each side, eyes looking into each other all along. Both licked that beautiful turd. The rough, nobby, cracked, hard part. Licked it. Looking into our eyes. Deep. Licked that beautiful turd that just emerged from him. His wonderful shit. Kissed it, then kissed each other, relishing the flavor of his shit. Licked it hard then tongued each other to get the flavor more. His shit was amazing. His shit was meant to be worshipped and loved. We both worshipped and loved it. Then we licked down to the softer part. Sucking in the slime that coated that shit. Slime that helped to ease that turd out of him. Good slime. Full of flavor. Full of his essence. Was a part of him, now a part of both of us. Never will forget that slime of his. "My shit never tasted and felt so good as it does right now. Big difference when I'm sharing it with you." He backed off some and broke the tail from the rest of the log. Broke that in half. "Open your mouth, baby." I did and he put that piece on top of my tongue, and he did the same with his piece. We both mushed our pieces against the tops of our mouths. Spread it around. Got the full flavor of it. Opened our mouths and deep tongued each other. Got the shit in our mouths mixed good and swallowed. Got that shit into our bellies... Kissed each other... fell big time for his shit and his body. We leaned apart some and while eye to eye again got the log between our mouths. He bit off a piece of the softer part and took it out of his mouth and smeared it on my cheeks. His shit with his saliva on my cheeks. I followed his lead and now our cheeks had a nice film of his shit. I bit a nice chunk from the log and chewed on it.... got it good and soft. He opened his mouth and I let that soft shit enter it. He ran it all around the inside of his mouth.. He bit off a piece from the log and chewed it up. He hucked up a wad from his throat, mixed it with the shit and let it all run into my mouth.. Pure heaven! Never had enjoyed shit work like I have this with him. Never.

He broke off the hard end of the log, maybe a couple inches. "Baby, I'm gonna do a turd transplant on you."

"A what?" Couldn't figure out what he was up to. Soon found out.

"Get that pretty shit hole up here where I can see it good." I did, and he finger fucked my hole until it was wide open. "Damn I can't believe how beautiful your ass and your shit hole is." Then he put the turd to it and eased it into me. That was his 'turd transplant'. So another part of him was part of me now. "There... gonna let that stew in there for awhile, while we work on the leftover."

He licked my shit lips and we mated close again. Eyes to eyes. Lips to lips. Hands to bodies. Drooling dicks waiting to be sucked on. Licking the shit we'd spread on each other. Licked it. Kissed it. He picked up what was left of the turd. Broke it in half. Looked at the fibrous stuff that held it together. Some pieces of the food he'd ate yesterday. Fed some to me. Took some himself. Chewed on it. Mouth to mouth while we passed that feast back and forth as it melted and we swallowed. A feast it was. The finest of fine shit. We bit off some more of that wonderful piece of his log and chewed on it and passed it and mixed it with our saliva and swallowed it. Took more and more and more. Filled our bellies with his shit. It was his. It was perfect. Too soon and it was gone. Gone inside each of us. Gone. Started making out some more. His kisses and tongue were so hot. Made me melt. He was the perfect lover.

"Damn. We something, ain't we? We are. Now, wanna see how that transplant is doing in there. Squat over me man. Ease that turd out. Let's have a look" I did as he said and let things take their course. I could feel my shit lips opening up again. Like it loves to do when there's shit to be passed. Gas hissing out of my hole. Juice coming out along with it. "I see the end of it man. It looks good." I felt it ease out of my shit tube and fall on his chest. More soft shit of mine followed it. When no more came, he licked my hole clean and I got off and turned around to see it all. It was wild! That transplant laying there, coated with my shit and my gravy. It was a sight to see. "Damn, Jeff. That is perfect. We got more to eat now. More of my shit, and more of yours." We feasted on the soft shit covering the log. We licked up the gravy. It was so good. It was. Then picked up the log and took it in our mouths... sucked on it, made love to it... chewed some and mushed it all around the inside of our mouths... so fucking good. And, like the rest, it finally disappeared into our bellies. Deep inside us. Deep. The flavor lingered, and the smells, but the shit was gone.

"Now, I gotta fuck your ass. Just gotta. I been longing to feel my dick inside your stud cunt, and now it's time. You'll love me fucking you. No one else can fuck like I do, man. No one. You'll go crazy the way I fuck. You will. Get on your back, baby. Get those beautiful legs up to your chest. Let me see that perfect shit hole, your asshole, your fuck hole. Let me see it. I've eaten your shit out of it, now I need to fuck it." He laid on top of me and we made out. Made out like a couple of rutting animals. His kisses were so hot. Almost hurt, but not quite. His tongue in my mouth exploring yet again. His saliva filling my mouth. I knew it was time to let him mate with me. I wanted his dick in me bad. I needed that fuck tool of his. He positioned his tool right at my shitter and eased into me. Slowly, so fucking slowly, kissing me while he entered me. Making hot, wild love to me. Hot wild love to each other. Sucking the air out of my lungs. His hairy chest making electricity against mine. His balls finally resting on my crotch. Just where they belonged. On me and in me. "Oh baby. That is so fine. Your cunt is perfect. Fits my dick like a glove. I'm gonna let it find your gland baby and turn you on big time." He knew he was turning me on good, but loved hearing him say that. Love to hear him say anything. His voice is pure gold. Loved the feeling of his fine fuck tool inside me. He eased a little out slowly, but not all the way out. His dick was searching for my gland. He explored until he found it. I jumped for joy. It found the gland that brings lightning to my body. It found it. "OK baby... now for the ride of your life. Hang on." I grabbed his ass and eased my finger into his body as he... as he... I don't know how he did it, but electricity was flowing wildly between us. He moved his dick head on my gland. Tiny, rapid little movements that made me gasp for breath. Felt just like his dick was a vibrator, only better. He made me cum just doing those little movements across my gland. I shot on my belly and he let it smear on his. Sticky and slick. My seed being shared on the both of us. No words between us. Our eyes did all the communication we needed. He kept on with those tiny, quick, vibrator moves of his fuck stick against my gland. He kissed me hard. I finger fucked him hard. I came again. Couldn't help it. Couldn't! Then suddenly he jerked and spasmed wildly, screamed out like an banshee. Rolled all around on the bed. Nearly fell off onto the floor. I felt him go all the way inside me and his hot seed filled my rectum full. It was so fucking hot. Burned in me. Burned. I came again. Had to. We locked mouth to mouth and breathed in each other's hot breath. Hocked up wads of phlegm into each other. Finally he collapsed on me. That beautiful body full on me. We were spent. He slowly pulled out of me. Rose up so I could lick the slime off his cock. Damn it was good. Mix of cum and my shit and ass juice. It was primo. Five star primo. Then he went back down to my hole. That hole he just fucked so well. It was still wide open. He tongued in deep, slurping and licking, sucking. "Push. I want my cum back. Push it out into my mouth and I'll share it with you." So I did push. Farted into his mouth. Farted big. He'd pumped a lot of air into me. It came out good. I felt the cum and whatever else was in there coming out and running into his mouth. When it stopped running he came up and we got mouth to mouth again. What was in his mouth slowly ran into mine. Damn! That man is full of piggy ideas and I loved it. I swallowed what he gave me and we made out until we could hardly move any more. Just laid there. Calmed down. Kissed lightly on each other's lips. Lightly. Hot lips. Face to face and eyes to eyes again. Deep. Eyes getting sleepy looking. Wouldn't be long until they closed. Slight smile on his beautiful face. Tongue out to lick my nose... along it and into it.

"Baby, we took a ton of hot memories inside tonight. Memories that'll last forever. For me at least."

"For me too, Jeremy."

"We got more memories to make next time we get together. Maybe even hotter ones if that's possible."

"Think that's possible?" I smiled as I knew damned well they would be.

"I'll be up north for about a month, but I'll call just to hear your voice and to bring back the memories good and strong. Then I'll be at your door. Knocking on it late, late at night. Getting you up. Telling you your man is back. Making out again."

"Oh man, that'll be a time to look to again. Man! Damn, hate to see you go, but I'll never ever forget. Never."

"Better not," he said as we cuddled together with his hairy chest and belly against my back. His dick finally soft against my butt. His arms around me with one hand holding my dick. Only a few minutes later we were gone... sound asleep... sound... peaceful... just a light snore to break the silence.

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