Roving Reporter

By BawdyPen (Roderick Stafton, Roderick Shafton)

Published on Apr 9, 2002

Bisexual

ROVING REPORTER--Part 1

The New York Skyline--majestic and awesome. The New York Streets--gritty, squalid, and inevitably exciting...plus several hundred more adjectives that still fail to describe it. But our purpose lies in the middle of those boundaries. In the apartment windows of the floors between the street and the penthouse. And perhaps, if we have time and the opportunity, the penthouse itself!

Hello there, I'm your Cable 69 Roving Reporter Tom Peepers. As any visitor to The Big Apple knows, New York is populated with diverse characters of every nationality, color, religion, creed, and...sexual proclivity. And that's our topic for this week. The sexual activities of New Yorkers...as seen through their windows! Last week's topic of 'Jewish Mothers in the Kitchen' was quite a success, but now we turn our focus toward the more bizarre aspects of city living, in hopes of delivering to you as much excitement as last week. I think our satellite camera crew has compiled an exciting evening of tapes for us. As you know, if you watch us regularly, we employ the newest innovation in technological videowatch--the Mini Bugcam. A micro-cam mounted on a remote-controlled replica of a housefly!

Our first intrusion was Apartment 4B--of course we won't tell you the address...perhaps it was YOURS! As you are aware, if you watch us regularly, we photograph for hours...then edit for the show to bring you the highlights. Research uncovered a young engaged couple living in sin. He's a young professional. Let's see what transpired a little earlier. We had some sound problems which were quickly corrected.

Young exec arrives home after a hard day at the office. Here the girlfriend meets him at the door. Ah, instantly his hand gropes her between the legs. But she puts him off with a no-no shake of her finger. An hour later a young man clad in Levi's and leather jacket arrives. He pushes his way in and slams the door behind him. Our hero protests, but the intruder warns him with a stern finger, approaches the girl and begins to brazenly fondle her tits. Grabbing her hand, he makes her rub him up, thrusting his Levi'd crotch at her. She smiles, and the boyfriend again protests. But the intruder waves a finger at our hero and orders him. Instantly the young exec begins to take his clothes off!

While the girl plays with the guy's cock, which he has conveniently pulled out of his pants by now, our hero has finished disrobing. Something's awry, obviously, as we see him standing there completely naked, watching his girlfriend being lewdly fondled, her breasts flopping outside her blouse, and his dick begins to rise! Does he enjoy watching his beloved being molested? Does this street punk have something on them? Removing his jacket, pulling his t-shirt from his Levi's, he orders the girl to strip.

They're all nude now. The punk begins to finger-fuck the lass, one in front...up her pussy, the other behind...up her asshole! He beckons the boyfriend forward, on his hands and knees, to start licking where his fingers are! Obediently, he works his face between her legs and runs his tongue back and forth over the guy's thrusting fingers, tasting pussyjuice and assjuice. He pulls both fingers out and thrusts them into the exec's mouth to lick. Then he orders him onto the side of the bed. Grabbing the girl by the hair, he orders her to give him some head as the poor slob lays on the bed watching. The bitch gets right down and starts to slobber all over his prick! He pulls away and gets on the bed behind the boyfriend. On their sides, the punk lifts the fellow's left leg up high, giving the girl a clear view of the fucking her boyfriend is about to receive! He pulls the exec's buttocks right to the edge of the bed. The girl kneels down on the floor, leans over the bed and willingly tongues her boyfriend's exposed anus. While her tongue is still in action, the guy pushes his long pecker up into the moist rectum. The young exec cries out just as the sound resumes.

"You're such a fucking slut, you bitch! My prick's imbedded up his shithole and he feels discomfort. Get down there and lick on his hole and moisten it up real good."

"B-but you've got your cock in there!" She cries.

"So fuckin' what? I told you you're nothing but a two-bit slut. Probably licked his shit before this. Now get that tongue down there and suck a little on his asslips on the out-stroke. And slurp on my greasy prick while you're at it!"

The girl kneels on the floor and pushes her face between the home connection. A faggot scene secretly turns her on and she enthusiastically leans over and runs her tongue from one end to the other. Starting with the punk's fragrant, sweaty balls, she licks her way up to where her beloved's last remnant of virginity remains. She licks the fuck! Several times the intruder pulls his slimy cock out and sticks it in her mouth. She licks it clean, then the guy shoves it back up the ass.

Tasting bitter shit remnants...relishing the masculinity of it all, the girl's tongue flutters around. She obviously likes his shit!

Suddenly squirting hot jizm up the butthole, the punk pulls out. The last spurt has splattered all over the gaping asshole. The girl's mouth is instantly there...sucking cream from her boyfriend's anus. The stud moves up to the head of the bed and stuffs his revolting cock at the boyfriend's mouth. The fellow seems reluctant at first, then licks it clean!

Next, he forces our hero to fuck his girIfriend. Meanwhile, he fiddles with the boyfriend's buttocks, even getting down to lick 'em. After thrusting his tongue up the exec's bum, he plugs his cock in once again. Before shooting off, he pulls out, and makes the two of them get down and lick his sticky boner together while hot geysers of sperm shoot up...and down onto their faces! After making them both lick his rank asshole, the punk finger-fucks our hero, causing him to shoot jizm all over his girlfriend's happy face. He departs, picking up a $50 bill from the dresser!

Folks, that obviously wasn't a spontaneous performance. A straight couple occasionally sharing a stranger to vent their eagerness to share a guy's cock and balls, is not uncommon. These two wanted to be slaves!

Next, Apartment 27-C...in the wealthier district. We debated putting this on the air...but what the fuck! Truth is truth...and complete freedom of the press has now been established once and for all. If you can't take it, fuck ya!

Now we're not sure if this episode involved a bought-boy from the streets, or the man's son! Anyway, we come in on a hot 69 in progress. A young boy, perhaps 14-15, is positioned over an older man in his late 30's. Our first view is of the man sucking away on the kid's randy 6-7 inch tool. Above him we clearly see the exposed buttocks of the lad. After some feverish mutual cocksucking, the two participants quickly move into an intimate ball of hungry, human flesh...grasping each other's bottom. Now I have to tell you...this particular sight rose a bone in my pants at first viewing. Concentrate on that sweet pink anus between the boy's cheeks. My own observation was that it seemed impossible to imagine that foul, smelly shit had ever oozed from that precious hole! So clean and innocent- looking! Spinning the Fly around, we find what the child is engaged in. As he catches his breath, he gives us time to get a clear view. The older man, by contrast, has a huge, dark, rather gross hole with a ring of dark hair around it. The man is flexing his muscles, pushing his purplish mound out moist and fleshy. It's what you think of when you say the word ASS- HOLE! The puffy asslips are flowering open, conveying a threat as if ready to bolt a turd any second. But a groan and a gasp sent our Bugcam spinning back around to the other side in time to see a greasy man-sized turd ooze from that preciously- innocent boy's rectum! The man puts his face up there and starts to EAT IT! He swallows it all down then licks the boy's hole clean! You hear yelling encouragements, and now we see the boy thumbing the man's ugly asshole apart. A big steamy turd pushes out and the boy starts to lick on it!

It falls out and the boy pulls the man's hole up to his mouth and avidly licks it clean of shit! Then the pretty lad grabs the turd and sits up--his ass still on the man's mouth-- being eaten out. He stuffs the turd in his mouth, and calmly eats the horrible thing right down! A 14-year-old boy scarfing on an older man's filthy turd! Don't you just love it!

Now, as a rule, we don't pass judgment on our excursions ...and we don't intend to now. But we publicly request input from our viewers--strictly in the spirit of research--as to what would drive a mature gentleman, which we acknowledge being more vulnerable to the beauty of youth, but also, views from youngsters willing to eat vile excrement from the entrails of a grown man. Write, fax, or e-mail us!

Here's a short clip we caught this afternoon in the bathroom of Apartment 2G. Two 8-year-old youngsters bathing together, splashing and fiddling around. Then they take turns standing up in the tub and peeing on each other, giggling and spitting, trying to catch the stream as his buddy squirts his weewee in his mouth! Isn't that precious?

Now, here's an old favorite. A clip first shown five years ago. And according to your letters the episode you most wanted to see again. The Cub Scout and the neighbor boy. And here they are in person! Jimmy's now a strapping, marvelously fill-out 15 and Bucky's 20. Welcome, fellows. As you know, this was before the Bugcam was equipped with sound. Perhaps you boys would like to narrate as we go along, and give us your feelings at the time.

Jimmy, we caught you running madly up the stoop in your Cub uniform and followed you in. You suddenly stopped in front of a first-floor apartment and just stood there frozen. Now we know you live on the 6th floor. What was happening?

"Well, I was hurrying 'cause I hadda go real bad, you know. I was headed to the elevator when I remembered it was out of order. I knew I wouldn't be able to make it, climbing up all those stairs, and I...well, I didn't want to poop in my pants! I'd be embarrassed, and figured Mom wouldn't have time to wash them before my awards ceremony that evening. I knew Bucky, an older boy, lived on the first floor. I'd seen him before and always thought he was real cool in his leather jacket. So I knocked on his door to see if I could use his bathroom."

"I was alone, since my old man works during the day, jacking off, looking at some of the dirty magazines he keeps hidden under his mattress, and working up quite a steam when Jimmy knocked on the door. I slipped on my pants and went to the door. I was surprised to find him there. I'd seen him around and always though he was a cute little fucker...just in a general sense, since I didn't know I was gay at the time. He asked to use the bathroom and I said sure and started to show him the way. Suddenly, he just froze in the middle of the living room, holding his hand on his butt. He had this awfully pained expression on his face. I said, come on!"

"I took a couple of steps, but I had to stop again. I was afraid if I moved, I'd poop right there! 'I can't make it, Bucky!' I said."

"Bewildered, I tried to figure out what to do to help him. I laughed and told Jimmy I couldn't bring the toilet in here, then I got the bright idea of letting him do it on some newspapers. He blushed, but agreed that would work."

"Bucky put some papers down, and I really felt silly as I started to undo my pants. Then I almost started to cry. I had to stand rigid and upright, squeezing my butt together to stop it from coming out!"

"I asked what was wrong and he said, 'I...I can't bent over to take my pants off, Bucky. I'll poop my pants!' Heh heh. Sorry, Jimmy. I laughed when he said it then, too. I still think it's funny! But I felt sorry for him, and went over to help. I slipped his shoes off, then here you see when I went around and started to slip his pants and undershorts down. I was still horny and started to get a thrill when I first saw the top of his little smooth buns."

"It was probably bright pink--'cause I was blushing down to my toes! When he got my pants down past my butt, I put my hand back there quickly, trying desperately to hold it in. He was nice enough to help, I certainly didn't want to pop out a turd practically in his face!"

"Funny thing was, the thought of him doing just that...and me being able to watch...got me a big boner in my pants! I hid it from Jimmy, and scooted around to help him carefully lift his legs so I could slip his pants off his feet. I guessed he also had to pee, cause his little pecker was bouncing up hard!"

"I didn't have to pee. I didn't know why, but having Bucky take my clothes off, and standing there all naked in front of him made my dick get hard. I hoped he hadn't noticed it."

"Oh, I noticed it alright, Jimmy. I was kinda surprised at the size on such a little squirt! I was just hopin' you didn't see me lookin' at it. It was just a couple of seconds, 'cause here you see me go back around to the other end. I knew there wasn't much time, cause I could catch the smell comin' from his butthole. I knew it shoulda made me sick, but I got excited thinking that pretty soon I'd be able to watch it come out! Jimmy asked if I wasn't going to go in the other room or something, but I quickly said that I'd better make sure it didn't get on the carpet. I wouldn't be able to explain it to Dad."

"That made me even more uncomfortable. I thought that at least Bucky would go away so I could do it in private. But when he said that, there was no time to waste. I had to go...and I had to go quick!"

"Here's where I'm trying to figure out how to best do it. I start to lift up the newspaper to his butt, but then I put it back down on the floor. I...I figured I'd get a better look if he just bent over and let it go!"

So here you are, Bucky. Your little friend's about to take a dump and you're squatting right behind him anxious to watch the whole thing. Weren't you afraid the smell would knock you over?

"Didn't matter. I mean you smell your own shit all the time, don't you? Couldn't be any worse. Besides, I wouldn't have missed it just for that. I'd never watched anybody take a shit before...except when I did it over a mirror once in a while!"

"Here you can see I couldn't hold back any longer. I didn't care right then if I shit all over Bucky!"

"I told Jimmy to hold it in til I got him properly over the paper. Then...see there!...I push his hand away and hold open his buttcheeks. 'GO AHEAD, JIMMY," I cried, 'SHIT!'"

"I bent over and just let it go! The relief was wonderful."

What were you thinking at that moment, Bucky?

"The camera didn't catch it, but right here where his little pink hole expands and that big brown thing comes pushing out, I shot right in my pants! I kept squirting cum down my leg watching all those turds falling out of Jimmy's asshole!"

Right here. If we can just back that up a bit and go forward slowly. Do we detect a slight movement, Bucky, of your face moving closer?

"Uh, well...I hate to admit it, but yes. I had an urge right then to...I don't know...get a better smell or something. Hell, to be honest, I almost licked it!"

"Wouldn't have mattered to me. I just felt so good getting rid of all that shit. It seemed like I'd never stop! Boy, look at that. I really went to town, didn't I?"

You were certainly one little boy who was full of shit!

"Yeah! This is the part I didn't know about until I saw the show. While I scamper into the bathroom to wipe up, Bucky's taking off his pants and grabs a sock to clean up his cum and legs, then finds another pair of Levi's to put on. I was sorta surprised when I came out to find he hadn't wrapped the newspaper up. I was really embarrassed to see all those turds still laying there on the floor!"

I have a surprise for you both. Here's a few seconds that were edited out of the original show. Just before you came out of the bathroom, Jimmy, we caught Bucky lifting one of your turds in his fingers and giving it a good whiff!

"Oh, jeez! I forgot about that!"

"WOW! That's nasty, Bucky!"

So, boys, how have your lives been since that infamous day?

"My folks won't let me watch your show, so it wasn't until Bucky caught me on the street a few weeks later and told me he had a tape of the show, that I found out we'd been caught! I'm in junior high, but I'm still a virgin."

"After I analyzed my excitement with Jimmy, I slowly realized I'm gay. Of course, Dad pointed that out to me. You see, we were watching your show together, and I just about shit my pants when our clip came on. Dad blew a fuse at first, but since he's such a lush and knows I can beat him to a pulp...he just limited himself to calling me filthy names like faggot and turd smeller! I told him to cram it, and started to make it with my school friends and guys I'd meet at the bus depot. Once in a while, I'd try to talk a guy into shitting for me, but they all thought it was filthy and too kinky for them. Often, I've thought of calling Jimmy to see if he'd be willing to do it again. But I never had the nerve 'cause he was so embar- rassed when I showed him the tape!"

Would you like him to?

"Yeah, sure!"

And you, Jimmy, would you be willing to re-enact the finer points of your performance?

"Well, I'm straight. But since the whole world's seen me shit, except for my prudish parents, it wouldn't much matter to me."

How about right here...right now? I have a feeling Bucky'd like to really lick it this time! How 'bout it, Bucky, are you willing to put on a show for us--live on Cable 69?

"FUCK! Right here in the studio? Why not! Might be my only chance. Your pecker get any bigger, Jimmy? This time I'll suck it for ya!"

"You got a deal! What'll I do?"

Why not just kneel up on your seat and stick your little ass out?

"Is it okay if I lick his asshole? I've gotten to really like that!"

It's your show, boys, just do whatever you like. I'm sure our audience will relish it! As usual, I'll give a running commentary just in case any of our viewers lose their video reception. Ready, Jimmy?

"Like this? Here, I'll loosen my pants and let Bucky slip them down. Is my ass sticking out far enough?"

"Oooh, it's even prettier than before, Jimmy! You got a few hairs growing around your hole. Ah, smells good! Let's see how it tastes."

How 'bout that, folks! Young Lust--Live on Cable 69! Buck's got his face right in there...licking away! And folks, that hole's starting to open up already. I can see a brown spot there. Let me get the microphone up close to pick up any anal noises and the sound of Bucky's lapping tongue which is now going up and down the turd as it shoots out! Look at that boy lick! Jimmy's shitting right in his friend's hands while Bucky's licking the assjuice right off of it! Are you going to eat it, Bucky?

"Naw...not on national television! But I'd like to lick his hole clean. It's really tasty! Better'n I thought it'd be!"

There you have it, folks! I'll get the production manager to come get that for you, while you give Jimmy that promised blowjob. "Uh, could he wrap it up for me? I'd...kinda like to take it home!" Great performance, boys. Thanks for being on the show.

Since Jimmy wasted no time taking that dump, the promised segment from the Penthouse is all queued up. Let's take a look while the boys straighten up. Because of the content of this segment, we suggest that all children under the age of seven be sent from the room. The following action might be a little strong for them.

(To be continued)

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