ROOM FOR THE NIGHT WITH SOME TRAMPS
Louie and Dan met Jake and Calvin in a downtown bar and over the next couple of hours became real chummy. When Jake suggested they grab a couple of worn out bar tramps and get a cheap room, the two guys agreed.
"Yeah, we'll take our time and fuck their brains out all night and have a great time," Jake chuckled, getting three bottles of tequila from the bartender.
It was a cheap dive, but it had two large double beds. They all stripped and at Louie's insistence their new buddies got first crack at the cracks. Dan and Louie sat on the other bed and jerked off while watching them fuck. Jake suggested they come over and take advantage of the girls' mouths, they got on either side of the bed and got blown.
When they finally pulled out without coming, Calvin said, "Go ahead, guys, take a turn. Hot cunt on this one, but don't wear out too early."
"Yeah," Jake seconded it, "why doncha get down and eat 'em out first?"
"No thanks, man," Dan shook his head, popping his big prick from the girl's lips. "Truth is, we don't care much for cunt. What we'd really like to do is suck your assholes."
"Yeah, we think you're hot studs. If you can't dig it, we'll just watch you in action."
"Oh, that's the deal with you guys, hunh?" Jake laughed. "Shoulda known you were cocksuckers. Most dudes aren't so friendly around here--always got a bug up their ass or itching for a fight. Hey, no big deal. All the more pussy for us, right, Cal?"
"Damn betcha. Hell, blow each other if you want. This is a fuck fest not the PTA! Besides, you guys are already in the right position." He layed back on top of the girl and rammed his prick up her twat.
Jake was about to do the same, but instead walked over to where Louie and Dan were lazily sprawled head to foot, stroking their boners. "Hell, I can dig some of what you're offering," he chuckled, climbing onto the bed, preparing to squat on Louie's face.
"Hey, what about me?" his slut whined. "You gonna go queering with the boys now?"
"No, he's gonna queer me. What're you crabbing about? You wanna suck my ass for me? I just took a shit, you wanna lick it first?"
"God, how gross!" she spat in disgust.
"I didn't think so, so just shut the fuck up, bitch. I'm gonna give you plenty of cock. Just diddle yourself and stop being a crybaby!"
With that he dropped down onto Louie's face--not for a moment imagining his remark about just having taken a shit would make a difference. It didn't. Louie pried his gritty shithole open and started to lap out his dirty bung with enthusiasm. The girl groaned, seeing that, but otherwise kept her mouth shut.
"It's a guy thing, baby," Jake smirked at her. "We dig being filthy and nasty, and fags go everybody one better. You dig that shitty hole, pal? Sure feels righeous."
Louie moaned in lusty appreciation, gluing his mouth to the smelly anus and eagerly sticking his tongue up inside.
Even Calvin turned to watch while he slowly screwed, getting off on the noisy, shameless way Louie was sucking his buddy's turdhole. Calvin loved things nasty and liked people that got down and dirty. "Sounds like he digs the taste of your shit, man!"
"He digs it alright," Dan said huskily. "Louie'd rather suck out a dude's filthy craphole than anything."
"Oooh, feels like he does, alright," Jake gushed, stroking his meat and grinding his ass over Louie's lips.
"Yeah," Dan continued, "I'll bet right now he's thinking it's too bad you didn't save that shitting. Louie'll get right down and lick a stud's turd while he's taking a shit. Nothing makes him spring a boner faster than seeing a hot guy sitting on the toilet. Had his head down between my legs more than once!"
Jake and Calvin chuckled while the girls groaned.
"He don't mind you spreading vicious rumors while he can't defend himself?" Calvin chuckled.
"Fuck no. He don't care. Advertising's gotten him more than a couple of strange, curious encounters. First thing he said when we saw you guys was, "I'll bet their smelly cracks would sure taste good! Speaking of that, any chance I'll get a lick or two between those hairy buns of yours, Cal?"
"Come over here, I'll spread 'em for ya right now. Chow down while I fuck. Only time I ever got my shit chute tongue- reamed I had to pay some old whore to do it. I've been working all day so I hope you like it sweaty."
Dan was sprawled between Calvin's thighs in a flash. He felt the guy's ass up, spread his cheeks apart, and mashed his face into the sweltering valley and began sniffing it.
"OH, THAT'S HOT IN THERE!" he cried. "I'll suck a queer's ass any day, but I love licking out a straight stud's smelly hole!"
"Ah, man, this is the way to go!" Calvin hooted. "Got my cock up a hot, tight cunt and a queer's tongue up my shithole! Some jerk I used to know always said a queer's place was on his knees with his tongue cleaning out our turdholes. I thought he was just an asshole, but goddam he knew what he was talking about!"
Jake had climbed off Louie, suggesting he do the same while he screw some pussy. Or, maybe he'd like to fuck her in the ass and they'd make her a sandwich.
"I'd like to fuck you in the ass," Louie chuckled, following him and playing with his butt, "but I suppose that's out of the question so I'll just eat you out some more if you don't mind."
"I sure don't mind, buddy," he wiggled his rearend seductively, "but I'll pass on anything more than a tongue. You keep going like that with it, though, and I just might get the urge to satisfy that hidden curiosity."
"Woah, listen to this!" Calvin chided him. "I'da rammed your scrawny ass for ya if you'd mentioned that nagging curiosity to me, pal!"
"Screw you! I didn't say it was nagging curiosity, I said hidden...like every other dude that ever beat his meat while finger-fucking himself...like you do, asshole!"
"Okay, I get your point," Cal laughed.
"Besides, I do what I fuckin' want. If I ever get the urge to try getting cornholed, which I seriously doubt, I'll throw my ass in the air and wiggle it like a cum-guzzling queen and not give a rat's ass what anybody thinks!"
"Hey, I'll pay to see that!" Cal laughed. "Fuck, I'll pay to do it!"
"You wouldn't be the first by any means," Dan said. "You'd be surprised how many straight guys turn tail after getting rimmed out by a butt-loving fag. Happens all the time."
They stayed like that for a while...until the guys couldn't take it any longer and had to FUCK! Then while the girls blew them, they watched Louie and Dan do a 69 suck and rim for their viewing pleasure. Then they fucked the girls in the ass. The girls wouldn't suck on them after that, and neither would Louie or Dan, so they had to go wash their cocks before sticking them back up their twats.
Before that, however, they rested and had a few shots of tequila. One of the girls suggested watching them buttfuck, so Louie screwed Dan awhile then tossed his legs up and let Dan plow his hole. Each time they sucked each other's slimy pricks clean. Their audience was enthralled. The guys dug watching while they idly finger-banged the girls, and the girls enjoyed it because it gave Jake and Cal rip-roaring hardons again.
They traded assholes this time, Louie rimming Cal and Dan rimming Jake.
Calvin suggested that Louie duck lower and lick his cock while he fucked.
"God, man, it's bad enough having to smell it," Louie complained. "No offense, girls, but we can't handle cunt stink just like you can't handle butt stink. But I'll tell you what. I'll do it one condition, Cal...if you promise to take a shit in my mouth afterwards to get rid of the taste of pussy juice!"
Even the girls laughed good-naturedly at that.
"You serious?" Cal asked.
"You bet. The chicks can watch and Dan will help lick your turd."
"Sonofabitch! But what does he think about that?"
"I'll lick your juicy turd!" Dan blurted. "Fuck yes! I've been wanting a raunchier dose of your crap ever since I first licked out your greasy bunghole. I'll even suck out any turdballs you miss and clean your shithole for ya!"
The women giggled, no longer quite so repulsed by then. One of them, Alice, even admitted she'd sucked a few dirty pricks in her time and it wasn't all that fucking bad.
Louie got down and licked all over Calvin's balls, up and down his sticky shaft, up his asscrack, then back down again. Since Dan was going to be licking shit too, he had no excuses so he began to do likewise while Jake was screwing...even once pulling the big cock out and sucking on his knob.
They saved coming...mostly at Cal's insistence. He was eager to pop a turd, it would be the nastiest thing he'd ever done and he wanted a really hard cock while he did it. Jake silently agreed, figuring he'd need to be on the rail good and stiff to watch this.
They unscrewed the large mirror over the dresser and set it up so Cal could watch himself taking a shit. They all gathered around, joking about holding their noses. Cal squatted over Louie's face while Dan got his head back there so he could get his licks in. The stud moaned in lusty wonderment as he watched his anus expand and a big turd begin to slide out. Jake was beating his meat, eyeing the obscene display. The girls stared in amazement. Nobody seemed to notice the stink very much except Louie and Dan ...and they were greedily sniffing it up while licking all over the glistening dark bolt of shit coming out of Calvin's rectum. When a good five inches were hanging from the guy's asshole, Louie opened his mouth and began to suck on it. Dan continued to lap up and down the sides.
"Anybody want a lick?" Dan joked. Hushed, quiet refusals were adamant. "Oh, baby, this is hot shit! Suck the juice out of it, Louie! That's a straight guy's turd. You know how much to love sucking on a straight guy's turd. Something special about 'em, hunh?"
Dan betrayed similar feelings when that big turd plopped out and he mashed his mouth onto the gaping hole and began to suck it out. Calvin helped by raising his ass and bringing one hand around to spread his cheeks.
"AW, FUCK, CLEAN ME OUT, MAN! SUCK MY SHITHOLE...EAT MY SHIT! EAT OUT MY SHITTY FUCKING SHITHOLE. GET A TURDBALL, MAN! I'LL PUSH AND YOU SUCK, THERE'S GOTTA BE A HOT, SPICY CHUNK OF SHIT UP THERE AND I WANT YOU TO EAT IT! EAT MY FILTH! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT, YOU QUEER!"
Cal was jacking his cock like crazy. His bellowing exuberance only served to fire them all up. Even the girls started chanting, eat it, eat it, eat it!
"AW YEAH!" Calvin felt a little clump of shit sputter from his asshole into Dan's mouth and he quickly spun around. Continuing his admonition for Dan to eat it, the sight of him doing it, along with that big thing still stuffed into Louie's sucking mouth, made him lose it completely. He shot forceful streams of jizz into Dan's face.
Jake was right with him. He was pounding his meat right over Louie's head and when his time came he just aimed in downward and splattered the turd-sucker's face and lips until the hot sperm was running down the big turd. Louie pulled the thing from his mouth and lapped up the juice from it.
"GODDAM THAT WAS HOT!" Jake cried, collapsing on the floor. Even before he caught his breath he said, "Hey, let's get together next weekend. What do you say? I wanna take a shit on you guys. I gotta see what that feels like. That's so fuckin' sick and outrageous, I gotta do it too. Tell you what. Do that and suck my ass out real good, and I'll let you pork me...fuck me right up the asshole! You can fuck Cal up the ass, too."
"Hey, who said you could peddle my ass around town?" Calvin growled. "I ain't sittin' on no faggot's lap and changing my name to Cindy Lou!"
"Aw, when'd you turn into such a pussy?" Jake chided. "You're not man enough to take a cock up the ass?"
They stared at each other for a few moments of deep, unembarrassed contemplation.
"Okay, so fuck me. But I ain't doin' no cocksucking and I'm not buying any show tunes."
"Deal. But I do get to call you Cindy Lou while you have a prick up your ass."
Cal thought a second, then gave a little shrug. "I've been called worse." He grinned.
"Hey, what about us?" Alice whined. It was just like a cunt to act all prissy and sensitive then complain about being left out when the action got nasty.
"Sugar Pie," Jake cooed, "you gals have been swell--real good fucks--but Cal and I are basically no-count sex pigs and these faggots can take care of our balls quite well should the need arise. Let's just say we need a Night Out with the Boys. It's gonna be kinda weird to say the least, and we sure don't need a couple of broads watching us get deflowered."
"Aw, Jake, we wanna watch you guys getting screwed!"
"Yeah," her girlfriend agreed, "it'd be neat seeing two rough studs with big fat cocks up their rearends...finding out how it feels being fucked for a change. Or, maybe you two are a bit more, um, sensitive about your manhood than you let on?"
Jake let out an exasperated sigh. "Okay, the bitches come. If it's alright with you guys, that is. Give 'em a big thrill watching us squirm and squeal like little virgins."
Louie looked at Dan and shrugged. "Fine with us...as long they..." he got an evil grin, "get off by satisfying each other!"
"Ha! Ha! Ha!" Jake laughed. "Take it or leave it."
"We'll take it," Alice answered without batting an eye. "Dumb jerks. Girls don't have all those stupid hangups like you macho studs. We suck pussy any time there's no meat around. If you men had any real sense you'd have learned long ago-- considering how much you gripe about women--and been cock- sucking each other whenever your balls get itchy, then you could be out boozing and whatever twenty minutes later."
"Women!" Jake scowled, then looked at Dan. "and I suppose you guys whole-heartedly agree with that."
"Hell no!" Louie chuckled. "I get a big juicy cock in my mouth, there's no way a stud's running out on me that fast! Of course," he grinned lustily, "you guys do have to admit you've always wondered what a cock would feel like in your mouth."
"Yeah," Dan grinned. "Every guy does. Sure be a shame to pass that one tiny thing up when you've got the opportunity ...especially with a couple of willing queers that won't squeal on ya."
"Don't press your luck, fuzznuts," Cal sneered. "Besides, those slabs of beef your hanging aren't tiny things by any means. My asshole's gonna gag...that oughta take care of a whole bunch of curiosities in one stroke. Hmmm, several deep strokes, I'm afraid. Guess I better finger-fuck myself all week to get it prepared."
"That's a buncha bull," Jake snickered, "you finger-fuck yourself all week anyway! I'm the one that needs to do it."
"Real good buddies," Dan smiled, "would spend the week jerking off and finger-banging each other. On the other hand, maybe that's not such a good idea...you might not need to show up next week."
"Jezzus! Let's get the fuck outta here, Jake, before these two pansies start buying us chinaware!"
"Damn straight! Dick-lickin' and cornholing...too fruity for me, man." He grabbed up the one unopened bottle of tequila and headed for the door. "Okay. Saturday. 8 o'clock. Girls bring the dildos, fags bring the appetite, and we'll bring the shit."
"And I'll bring the K-Y," Cal added.
"Don't you dare!" Louie scowled. "Leave that crap at home. If we can't sucker your tushes into quivering mounds of tingling flesh with spit and lips, we don't deserve to take your cherries."
"Heh. No fuckin' worry on that account," Jake smirked. "We know a couple of pros!"
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