RELATIVELY DERANGED by bawdypen
"I know this is a strange request..." said the note passed under the partition from the next stall, "but would you consider doing an older man a particular favor? If you are about to take a shit, would you please simply move down against the wall and shit your worthless turd in my hand instead of the toilet? I would be so grateful! P.S. If you find it too distasteful, would you then consider just leaving it in the water and not flushing? I'll get it when you leave. Thank you."
The punk kid laughed at the note, and shrugged. Nothing surprised him any more. He stood up and shuffled his feet until he was backed against the partition. Then he slid down and held onto the toilet seat for balance. Hoping it wasn't a practical joke--but not really giving a fuck if it was--he proceeded to shit a big smelly turd. He was fairly sure there'd be a pair of hands there to collect it. Sure enough, when he arose and sat down to wipe himself, his turd was long gone.
Cleaned up and fastened up, he prepared to leave. Then he decided to hop up and peek over into the next stall to see what the nasty man was doing with his turd. He saw the pants around the ankles. He saw the big boner sticking up from the groin. He saw the hands cradling his big turd. He saw the lips moving lovingly over it, and heard the nose sniffing at it. He audibly gulped, then gasped in horror when the face uplifted, and their eyes met.
"UNCLE DICK!" he cried in astonishment.
"EUGENE! Er, Snake!" he stared at his handsome, derelict nephew.
"What the fuck are you doing?!!"
"Well, I was going to sniff and lick this turd while I jacked off. But now that I know what asshole it came from..." the man stuffed the column of shit into his mouth and hungrily devoured it!
"FUCKIN' A! Uncle Dick," he laughed at the man, "if I'd known you felt that way about me...well, let's put it this way. From now on whenever I gotta take a dump, I'll let you know. Hell, I'll shit it right in your turd-licking mouth, you old fuck! As a matter of fact, I think I'll take you back to our hangout. It'd be a kick to see all the fellas take shits in your mouth. And if you don't want the family to know what you're up to...you'll do just what I tell you!"
Excited at the thought, but fearful of his rough nephew and his equally dirty friends, the 39-year-old Dick reluctantly allowed himself to be used and ridiculed. He didn't have much choice. If his grandmother found out, he'd be out of her will in an instant!
"Hey, guys!" Snake introduced his uncle to five of his buddies. "He's a shit-eater! You think we can accommodate him?" He told them about the note, and what he saw his Uncle Dick do with his smelly turd. They gasped, then hooted at the promised fun and games. Snake ordered everyone to strip...including Dick.
'Snake' wasn't Eugene's nickname because of the tattoo on his arm, Dick decided when he saw his nephew's erection! Snake was a horny bastard...he'd get it up at the sight of any nudity. He was the leader, and all of these guys had blown him at one time or another. Social conventions didn't matter much to these guys. If a chick wasn't available, they'd swap cornholing or blowjobs with each other. Except Snake wasn't always in the mood to reciprocate. He liked to just whip out his cock and order one of the guys to his knees. They'd grumble, having to settle for beating their own meat, but comply. After all, what's giving another blowjob if it means keeping Snake happy? He could be a mean sonofabitch if his heavy load wasn't drained regularly. And if he did get horny enough to grab a guy's cock...he gave the best suckjob of them all!
"Who gets to shit first?" Tiny asked.
"Hold on, hold on," Snake said. He'd suddenly realized that if the shit games started right off the bat, he was the one that was empty! His prick wanted some action...NOW! "You guys just settle down and watch. Think it might be best to show you how the guy operates.
"But you ain't got a turd, Snake. You said he ate it!"
Snake pushed Dick to his knees. "Here, suck this." He held out his huge prick, waving in his uncle's face.
"Oh, yeah!" Dick grabbed for it. "I've wanted to suck the juice outta your balls since you were 14!" He took the prick into his mouth and began to suck it so deeply he nearly gagged.
"Yeah? Damn. Shoulda told me, Unc. I was sellin' it by then! Had all those men blowing me. That's five years of turds I coulda been shittin' in your face. Coulda taken you with me and had ya eating outta my ass while I got sucked by a fag," he chuckled. "Get it good and wet, now."
He let the man suck him for a while, then ordered him onto all fours. Going behind him, he quickly shoved his prick up the man's ass.
"AAIIEE!" Dick cried in pain. "TAKE IT EASY! OWW! You can fuck me, Gene...but...hell, a little grease or something!"
"Nope. Need you to be real tight. Wanna get some shit on my dick."
"Y-you...gonna make me lick some of my own?!"
"Oh, yes!" Snake replied assuredly. "You'll lick it. You'll lick it, alright!" He pounded deeply into Dick's rectum.
"B-but...please! I'll...I'll lick the other guys' turds if you want. Don't make me taste my own!"
"Taste? Are you kidding?" Snake laughed. "Mmmm. My prick's getting all gooey. I'm gonna pull it out of your ass and stick it in your mouth! I'm gonna give you lots of shit to eat. HERE!" He yanked it roughly from his uncle's rectum and rushed before him--sticking it in his face. "SUCK IT!"
"OH, GAWD," Dick moaned "IT'S FILTHY!"
True, it was. Dick obviously had needed to take a shit of his own. Snake's prick came out of his ass a foul mess. Greasy streaks of shit lined his shaft. And the knob! Oh, the knob! The fat knob was totally covered with soft, smelly shit. IT REEKED! The other guys groaned and squinched up their noses. This was dirtier than they'd expected.
But Snake was unaffected by the sight and smell. Well, that's not quite true. Let's say he was not disgusted...he was quite affected! It was just what he'd hoped for. He lifted Dick's chin, forcing his mouth to open. "SUCK YOUR OWN SHIT, UNCLE DICK...DO IT FOR GRANDMA!" He wiped the dirty cock over his uncle's lips.
Automatically, Dick licked his lips even though he was grimacing. Then he licked them again. "Mmmm!" He willingly opened his mouth wide.
"See what I mean, fellas?" Snake cried as Dick went down on him.
"Yeah! The old pervert's suckin' up his own stinky crap!"
"Clean that cock, Uncle. Clean it good so I can put it back up your grungy asshole and get you some more."
Dick finished licking the streaks from the long shaft. Then he ducked his head and spread his legs farther apart. "AHH! YES! SHOVE IT UP THERE, SNAKE BABY! Get me a BIG clump this time!"
Three more times Snake drove into the dirty hole and pulled out a soiled cock. Three more times Dick cleaned his unholy goop from his raunchy nephew's big bone. Then Snake drove in--and stayed.
"Alright, start licking assholes! I'm gonna keep fucking your shit!"
The other guys lined up, sticking their spread cheeks in his face, exposing their humid, dirty assholes. Uncle Dick went wild as hole after hole was put to his mouth. He was in ass-hole heaven! Each teenage anus was more exciting than the last. They all smelled! They were all dirty! He licked the sweat and crust from each one!
Snake was slowing down. He was getting too close. He wanted to be fucking while he saw a turd being shitted into Dick's mouth. Maybe more, if he could hold off. "Come on, somebody shit!" he yelled.
"Oh, meee!" a guy moaned, bending over and grabbing his ankles after he'd pushed his ass into Dick's face. Everyone watched as his anus spread open and a long tube of shit emerged. Dick just barely managed to catch the end in his mouth.
As long as it was...it was too soft. Except for the couple of inches lodged between the man's lips, the rest fell to the floor in a smelly heap! Dick gulped it down, ready to go to the floor to suck it up. He loved that cock ramming up his ass, and he was prepared to eat a ton of teen dung as long as the pleasure lasted.
But Tiny was ready. He lifted Dick's head by the hair and backed his ass over the man's mouth. Clamping his lips over the hole, Dick was nearly choked as a hard, dark turd shot into his mouth! This wasn't shit you could just suck up and swallow. This was a TURD! A turd that would take a hell of a lot of chewing to get down. It was about six inches long, and Dick pulled it from his mouth. He held it up and lewdly licked it up and down.
"LEMME SEE!" Snake cried, craning his neck. Dick turned and again showed his nasty nephew how well he could lick a hot turd. Tiny was beside himself as he gawked at the man licking his shit.
"Aw, blow me, Ricky! That's too fuckin' hot. Come on, get me off."
Ricky, just as horny, knelt and took the prick into his mouth. He sucked Tiny off as he watched the turd-licking taking place next to them. Ricky wasn't one of the better cocksuckers ...he'd always had problems taking them deep. But with all this excitement, he found himself deep-throating Tiny's 8-incher masterfully! He swallowed down -every gulp of the plentiful load.
Tiny had come and shit, and still he was on the rail and hotter than hell! He fell to his knees.
"Come on, Ricky! Fuck me in the mouth and take a big shit!" He aimed Ricky's buttocks toward Dick and spread his hole open with his fingers. In that position he wouldn't be able to see it happen, but he intended to feel it happen. Dick sucked on the boy's fragrant asshole, trying to loosen it up. He'd dropped Tiny's turd next to the other pile of shit. He'd take care of them later, Fresh shit always took priority!
Ricky fucked his buddy's mouth for awhile, then held still and let the mouth work on him. He grunted savagely, and bolted his turd into Dick's mouth. Tiny caught the load of jizz splattering his tongue as he tickled his fingers over the emerging turd. Feeling his buddy's shit was enough to make his own cock spurt again!
"Awwww, s-suck t-that t-t-turd!" Snake garbled, unloading a massive dose of boyjizz up his uncle's skuzzy pit. His cock stayed hard, and imbedded, until Dick was finished eating the turd. Then he withdrew it and staggered forward. Dick looked up at him catching his breath, and smiled. He took hold of the cum- and-shit caked dong hanging there. He sucked it into his mouth and carefully cleaned his nephew's sensitive organ. He had two more turds to go.
Unfortunately, the other two guys had nothing to offer. So Uncle Dick gave them each a prolonged rim job and then took both their cocks in his mouth at the same time and sucked 'em until they blew off simultaneously. Come poured from his mouth!
Of course, Dick was ordered to return the next day to take care of the other two guys. By then, it was a foregone conclu- sion. Dick showed up regularly...sucking, rimming, shit-eating and getting fucked as the mood--and Snake--demanded!
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