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THE QUARTERBACK CLUB CHRONICLES Chapter Three: Talk is Cheap By in2jocks@hotmail.com

Note: The following story is fiction and is NOT intended to imply anything about the true sexuality of any celebrities mentioned, nor any personal knowledge about their private lives. Comments and constructive criticism (and future story ideas) welcome!

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[RG] Hello?

[KD] You know who this is, studboy!

[RG] I sure do, Kenny. I've been hot and horny all afternoon, knowing you were gonna call. All that contact during practice sure got my juices going.

[KD] Got that hot jock ass all nice and sweaty, Rex?

[RG] Both outside AND inside, you butt-munching `Cane.

[KD] Fuckin' sweet! Are you laying back?

[RG] Yeah -- I'm stretched out on my bed. Got on my GATORS FOOTBALL T-shirt and a pair of baggy blue Nike shorts. You know - like the ones I wore that night in Gainesville when you and I last met?

[KD] Yeah, you know I remember - the ones that had plenty of room to me to slide my hand up the leg hole.

[RG] I remember how you felt me up. Just like I'm doing to myself right now.

[KD] Can't keep your hands off yourself, can you, Gator-bait?

[RG] I can't when I'm talking to you, big boy.

[KD] I know you like them tall.

[RG] My favorite -- big six foot six jock body -- and long fingers. It means something else is long too.

[KD] I've got that something else in my hands right now. I'm nice and naked.

[RG] Oh man -- I love the image of your long lean body all exposed! Is that Cane Cock all nice and leaking for me?

[KD] Yeah that image of you reaching into your shorts has me juicing pre-cum real good

[RG] Reminds you of what you did than night, huh? Reaching in to check out the prize you won in our bet!

[KD] Yeah - I knew from checking out your pictures on the Web that your package was extra large-sized.

[RG] You horny fuck -- so you checked out the merchandise before hand, huh?

[KD] Well, our defense line had been slacking off - I had to know what to expect to take up my hole.

[RG] You let me fuck you anyway -- in fact you let me go first.

[KD] Hey -- after hearing Brock Berlin go on and on about your big boner, I knew I had to sample that fat Rex Rod up inside me.

[RG] That's right - I forgot - you have that damned traitor down there.

[KD] Yeah a traitor to you, but a good spy for us. He brought the playbook with him.

[RG] Yeah too bad it was Spurrier's book.

[KD] Doesn't matter. What was REALLY important was the super tight hole he brought with him.

[RG] Believe me, I gave it lots of workouts before you guys stole him from us

[KD] I bet you did. The best part is, no matter how much you fuck it, Brock-Bootie sure tightens up real fast.

[RG] Pretty sweet tasting too, huh?

[KD] Almost as good as yours, you hot ass motherfucker!

[RG] Yeah I'm touching it right now.

[KD] Fuck yeah - you rubbing the brown hair around the rim?

[RG] In circles, you hot fuck. The same way you took your oversized dickhead that night and traced circles across the edge of my fuzzy pucker!

[KD] Man, that WAS hot! Especially how sweat-soaked your brown butt fuzz was -- and how fuckin' HOT it tasted when I finally got to taste it for myself

[RG] It really made up for the disappointment of losing the game.

[KD] And then when you told me to change positions so that we could butthole-69. That was the hottest of all!

[RG] Ooh fuck, that was good wasn't it - tasting each other's jock holes.

[KD] It's awesome to eat jock ass

[RG] Hey bud, speaking of hot ass - did you collect on your bet from Clausen yet?

[KD] No, remember he had that ankle injury - he gave me a rain check.

[RG] Oh man, you are in for one HOT fuckin' treat.

[KD] Oh that's right -- you've had it already. You got yourself a piece of that blond ass when you guys beat Tennessee in that game when it rained like all hell.

[RG] Want to hear about what you're gonna get -

[KD] You know I do!

[RG] OK - you got your fist around your big shaft?

[KD] Pumping it right now - waiting to hear about Clausen's hot surfer boy ass.

[RG] And it was awesome - shit, I guess all you Cali boys have super-hot asses

[KD] Yeah - it's a requirement.

[RG] You got that big Cane shaft all lubed up?

[KD] It's nice and slippery, Gator boy. C'mon, don't make me wait - spill the beans on you and that blond piece of meat

[RG] OK -- it's after the game and I get to Casey's place. As soon as the door is closed he's got his hands down my pants.

[KD] Man he was hot for that Gator meat!

[RG] You got that right - he was down on his knees and had my belt unbuckled in no time flat - he says to me "Oh YEAH - I knew it would be a fat one"

[KD] You DO have a pretty thick shaft, Rexy. It sure felt good when it went up me.

[RG] And your asshole was awesome. Are you playing with it now?

[KD] Yeah, how'd you know - got my fingertip right inside the ring - circling it around -- just like you did with your dickhead.

[RG] Yeah hot fuck - play with your hole while I talk to you!

[KD] I only wish my finger was your fat cock - or even better, your big wet tongue

[RG] Fuck, that's what I said to Casey. He sucked my dick real fucking DEEP - but then I asked him it he wanted to taste my ass - he said, "let's taste each others.

[KD] I think I'm getting to like Clausen more and more^Å

[RG] But dude wait until you see this jock's ass naked - oh man - two fuckin ripe mounds - light blond fuzz all over them.

[KD] Goddamn!

[RG] And the best part is gonna be when you grab those fuckin melons apart and you see all the blond hair

[KD] Oh fuck YEAH -- are you telling me his crack is real hairy?

[RG] What do you expect from a Cali surfer? I remember you told me you like fuzzy butts.

[KD] Not that there's anything wrong with your beautiful smooth ass, Rexy!

[RG] Oh sure, now that you hurt my feelings - but I have a huge hard-on so I won't hang up!

[KD] Shut up and keep talking me about Clausen's crack!

[RG] So I take one look and I tell him I'm gonna lay back on the floor. He pulls his Adidas shorts off all the way so that he can straddle my face - he uses his strong thighs to squat over like one foot above my face.

[KD] Oh man - was it sweaty?

[RG] Yeah - he showered after the game but he has some weights in his apartment and he had been working out when I got there

[KD] Fuckin' jock ass-sweat -- how sweet!

[RG] So I told him to lower down, and in a couple of seconds my nose and then my tongue were in the middle of the most awesome jock ass hair.

[KD] Oh goddamn - could you feel his hole through the hair?

[RG] Yeah, it was like the hair parted around the circle - so fuckin pink!

[KD] I love that ring -- stud jock pucker ring!

[RG] Exactly! So I used the edge of my tongue and, oh MAN I touched the rim of that jock ass muscle -- I swear it spasmed! Then Casey lowered more of his weight down and my tongue was fighting to get in.

[KD] The pucker wouldn't let you in?

[RG] I had to really tongue it a lot, but finally, I was able to break through and then I tasted that sweet blond surfer bootie for the first time!

[KD] I bet it was so fuckin tasty!

[RG] The absolute best - clean and sweaty at the same time - and some muscle juice from his workout

[KD] Oh man you've got my boner so fuckin hard -

[RG] So he starts to tell me how hot my tongue feels up his hole - he's really squirming on my face then OH MAN!

[KD] What happened?

[RG] The fucking door opens. Who the fuck walks in but Jason Witten!

[KD] That big muscleboy tight end?

[RG] Yup, in the flesh. I was scared for a second -- he just stood there, staring at us - then he grabs for the BIG mound in his crotch and smiles this big wicked grin.

[KD] So Clausen set it up?

[RG] The horny bastard sure did! Casey says, "I hope you don't mind if Jase joins us". I said "Only if all of his clothes are off in ten seconds" Damn that big boy got naked FAST!

[KD] I bet Jason's got lots of muscle all over that big body

[RG] Especially the fat whopper between his legs! So Jason comes up next to us and he asks me if I'm gonna fuck Casey's hole

[KD] So you tell him you're there for a tea party, right?

[RG] Yeah right - when I said yes he tells me that he'd love it if he could fuck Casey using my cum as lube

[KD] Sounds like a reasonable request

[RG] So Casey gets on his back and I climb right on top of him. Jase steps up and spreads his saliva all over my shaft.

[KD] Yeah - mouth juice is best for jock ass

[RG] Then he guides my dickhead all up and down Clausen's hairy crack. Jason looks at me and says "it's awesome how the hair tickles and scratches your dickhead, isn't it?"

[KD] Oh man - can't wait till I feel that on my dickhead!

[RG] So I hold still and Casey starts to push back - this guy is a pro - takes my fat dick in one fucking slide! The best part is the feeling of his ass hair along my whole shaft as it slips deeper and deeper

[KD] Yeah - you're nuts-deep into that blond hole!

[RG] And if that isn't the most incredible feeling, as I start my in and out motions, Jason comes up right next to me and whispers in my ear "you look so hot fucking my boyfriend"

[KD] Boyfriend! How fucking HOT that is!

[RG] Better - he goes on and says "Hey bud, make you a deal - you eat out my asshole while you fuck Case, I'll let you plow my hole while I fuck him when you're done"

[UNINTELLIGIBLE NOISE - INTERRUPTION]

[RG] Damn you, Dorsey -- where the hell were you? I told you to cancel call waiting. I thought you hung up on me.

[KD] Fuck dude, I'm sorry, it was the Heisman office with some travel arrangement information.

[RG] That's right, it's that time again

[KD] Wish you were going - I remember last year, when you pounded Crouch's tight little butt so hard he bitched about his sore asshole all the next day.

[RG] Serves the fuckhead right for stealing my trophy!

[KD] And oh fuck it was awesome taking Joey Harrington's fat shaft up my hole. Damn dude, his is the only one that I've had that is as fat around as Jeremy's!

[RG] That's right - you and Shockey were real tight for a while.

[KD] I still love the big fuck, Rex. We just realize it's real tough with him so far away and with all the time commitments that the NFL takes - so we're just going with the flow for the present time.

[RG] Hey Kenny I just remembered something, speaking of big-dicked players on the Giants. I talked to Jesse Palmer the other day -- he was complaining that his dick was sore from screwing these hot fuck quarterbacks from Rutgers. You guys played them a few weeks ago - do you know who these guys are?

[KD] I heard that some Rutgers guys were applying to the JQ Club. The day we played Rutgers the QB was this hot blond dude named Cubit, but because we flew back the same night, I never got to talk to him except for shaking hands at the end of the game.

[RG] Well if he makes it into JQ we'll have our chances later, right?

[KD] You're right! But hey - let's save that for later - right now I got this fat boner that's still waiting to hear about you and those two Tennessee boys.

[RG] Yeah -- so I was telling you how Clausen's hole was super-tight - man, it was gripping me so fuckin hard. It was actually hurting my dick.

[KD] What did you do?

[RG] Jason grabs a tube of Casey's hair gel from the bathroom. He has me pull out and spreads that slippery stuff all over my shaft. It felt real cool on my burning shaft!

[KD] So finally a good use for that stuff! Casey's cute but I don't always like his spike hair style.

[RG] Who cares as long as he gives us that stud ass!

[KD] I can't argue with that. So had you gotten a taste of Witten's hole yet?

[RG] Damn you're impatient. I'm building up the suspense.

[KD] The only thing I want to build up is the cum in my balls!

[RG] OK OK - just teasing! So Jason stands so that his butt is about six inches from my hole. He had showered and smelled awesome.

[KD] No sweaty hole? Oh man!

[RG] Wait - I haven't made tongue contact yet. Jason moves closer - I'm letting him find a position he can hold for a long time. When he's close enough I grab onto those huge tree trunk thighs and pull him in.

[KD] Contact! Fuck yeah!

[RG] And oh man, that's when the REALLY good part started. Because as soon as I got past his muscle ring and a little farther in, the most incredible hot flavor hit my tongue.

[KD] Jock ass juice, right?

[RG] Not just ass juice, the most incredible taste - clean sweat, musky hole flavor, - fuckin male tight end juice, dude!

[KD] Oh yeah - I knew Witten's asshole would be tasty!

[RG] I fuckin pigged out on it - Jason's practically yelling. "Oh yeah - slide that fat tongue up my fuckhole - get it IN there, FUCKING DEEP! Yeah, eat that shithole just like Casey does every night"!

[KD] HOTT!!

[RG] Casey hears his name and moves his ass on my dick. He yells "yeah fuckboy - eat my buddy's hole - it's the best on the team"

[KD] Fuck yeah -- I swear, something in the structure of big tight end muscle ass must give off extra jock juice - like Jeremy's asshole does!

[RG] So then Jason starts to lurch - he's using the muscles in his hips and pushing back on my face REAL HARD! HE goes fucking wild - once he slams his hips so hard that I actually fell back! I literally fell out of Casey's hole and had to extend my arms or I would have fallen on the floor.

[KD] Good thing you didn't re-hurt your ankle - imagine explaining THAT to your coach!

[RG] Yeah right - sorry Coach Zook, you see, I was having rough sex with Jason Fucken Witten and I slipped!

[KD] Save that one for the Outback Bowl interviews!

[RG] So I'm getting ready to re-insert into Casey's hairy hole, then Jason stops me and said "Man, you were real deep inside Case - way further than my tongue can reach. You gotta let me taste it off of your dick".

[KD] Tasting his boyfriend's ass essence out your big mushroom head - FUCK!

[RG] And this big dude is a PRO at sucking - he doesn't just wet your dickhead, he takes the WHOLE SHAFT in his mouth - he was sucking on my bush hair too!

[KD] Yeah - I love it when a guy can really take my whole shaft down his throat!

[RG] And Casey is watching Jason savor his asshole off of my tongue. He looks at me with those hot eyes and says "buddy, you want a taste too"? I didn't even waste time answering - I just motioned him over and he shoved that hairy jock crack right where Jason's jock buns had been a few minutes before

[KD] Oh goddamn - two jock holes - you're so lucky!

[RG] And Jason was right - my dick had really pulled out some really intense jock flavor from deep inside that hot blond surferjock.

[KD] OH man, that fuckin hot talk is gettin me off, dude!

[RG] Yeah, I knew it would - I know you Cali boys are all into hot asshole - eating it and fucking the hell out of it!

[KD] Yeah jock ass - tight jock asshole!

[RG] Say it goddamnit, tell me what you want fuckboy! I want to hear you now!

[KD] I wan ALL those jock holes -- Jason's and Casey's but especially YOURS Rexy!

[RG] You hot fuck! Let's fuckin asshole-69 bud

[KD] Yeah - asshole - I want asshole, dude - all night, my big dick up your ass.

[RG] Yeah bud, cum on my asshole pucker - I want you to aim it and spray that jock cream all over my ring!

[KD] Yeah fuck yeah - so I can lick it off later - slide that creamy stuff all over the hair in your crack

[RG] Oh goddammn mutherfuckin shit dude I'm gonna fuckin BLOW!

[KD] HOTTTT!! Shoot it Rex - Rex cum up my ass - NOW!!

[RG] NOW! NOW!

[KD] Cummmmmminnnnn.....

[RG] Me toooooo...........

[KD] You ok, buddy?

[RG] Fuck yeah - just need to come back down to earth

[KD] That was in-fuckin-tense, dude!

[RG] You're the best, KD.

[KD] You're not so bad yourself, hot-ass.

[RG] It sure beats off jacking off alone

[KD] Although that isn't always so bad

[RG] I know - like when you're not available for hot sex.

[KD] So are you gonna go to Doug Johnson's party after the bowl games?

[RG] Wouldn't miss it for the world -- hey I gotta go!

[KD] OK --me too. I'm sure we'll talk before then, but I'll see you there for sure!

[RG] Got it! Keep it wet and creamy, Cane-boy!

[KD] I'll give Brockie a big wet one for you.

[RG] Give him a kiss too!

[KD] Bye, hot boy!

[RG] Bye!

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