PROCTOLOGIST by bawdypen
Most men merely endure their occupations, never really finding their particular niche. Others, like myself, manage to find a profession that allows them continuous pleasure. I'm a proctologist. I'm never happier than when I have a splendid anus in my face. I'm able to smell them, finger them, inspect them thoroughly...all in the name of medicine!
Now you'd think that in order to maintain my profession- alism I would have to be content with those cursory examina- tions. Fact is, I take on only male patients, supposedly because I specialize in prostate problems. But I also do pediatric examinations along with having a large gay clientele. While I enjoy fingering about in the beautiful rumps of young boys, I can hardly go further with them. Still, I enjoy the wonderful smell from their little holes, and often save the gloves to smell and lick after the exam! I come maybe five, six times a day. I wear a jockstrap because sometimes a boy is so beautiful I just come in my pants! Then I hafta suck the jizz outa my strap before the next one.
Gays, on the other hand, often are not adverse to extracurricular activites after being deliciously probed for a while. Especially if they're on referral. They already know I'm a gay doctor, so they'll often tease me. I tease 'em right back. Tell 'em it's okay if they're a little dirty back there ...don't be embarrassed.
Sometimes I'll tell 'em outright they smell good! Tell 'em I'm a doctor and I'm used to smelling shit...it's no big deal ...even turns me on! They'll giggle and say 'go for it'! So I'll go for it and start rimming them. I've sucked so many hot assholes bent over my table! I'll dig my finger in and lick it off...lick it while I'm probing in there not minding--even hoping for--a little taste of shit! Yeah, I've sucked a lot of assholes on that table!
I've had patients beg me to fuck them! I'll climb right up and get behind them. I've had some great fucks that way, believe me! Young guys and kids that maybe wouldn't notice me on the outside, get all horny just cause I got my finger up their butt.
Sometimes they'll turn around and start grabbing at my clothes, trying to get my pants down. Fuck, I'm certainly not adverse to a good blowjob. Especially by a pretty kid or hot young man. My stinky jockstrap even turns them on more. If my cock's all gooey, I'll explain that the last kid made me come in my pants. They go wild over that and want to clean my prick off! Sometimes they suck on my jockstrap! Something about blowing a doctor really turns them on. I've even had a few that turned me around and got me to bend over the table so they could rim me! One guy wanted a pair of gloves so he could give me an examination! He was good. He should've gone to medical school. He had me so itchy I let him fuck me right there! He didn't even flinch when I got up and went down on his cock and sucked it clean. In fact, he came again in my mouth!
Now guys often get boners during anal checkups. That's natural. Especially the way I play around their prostates when I have to draw fluid out of their balls. Most doctors just do it fast, forcing the sperm out. Me, I work 'em over. I get 'em good and hard til they're hot and embarrassed. I tell 'em it's natural, don't sweat it. But I also explain that it's not good to get excited like that without having a release. I tell them it's best to go ahead and masturbate...that it would give me a better sample. Or, I offer my services, telling them with their permission I'd gladly relieve their pressure with a blowjob. They usually go for it. Sometimes they just masturbate while I put my finger back up their anuses and work their buttons. I love to watch a guy come like that! They don't complain when I lean over and lap up the juice from their bellies. Other times they beg me to go down on them...the result of my expertise in working over their prostates.
One guy brought his lover into the examination room with him. I figured at first it was to be sure I didn't try any- thing. It turned out the lover wanted to jerk off while my patient sat on my cock. He had his prick out of his pants and walked around, viewing the fuck from all angles. Apparently, he loved watching his lover get his big, round ass fucked, and knew what'd I done with him at prior exams. He thought the whole thing was a great fantasy. He even reached between our legs and fondled my balls while I fucked. He was obviously the more aggressive of the two, and even pushed his lover's face down afterward and made him lick my cock off! My patient didn't complain at all. Grinning, the lover explained that he always cleaned his dick after getting fucked! I told the fellas that I loved cleaning dirty dicks myself. He'd already made the guy suck him off while getting fucked, but he said he could get it up again if I wanted to try it. I said sure, so he worked his prick into another hard-on, doubled the kid over and plugged his lover right there. It was my turn to stroll around and fiddle here and there, kissing and licking several delicious places. After pulling out, he hopped onto the examination table and proudly held his cock up to me. I hopped up next to him and gladly took it in my mouth and sucked it. Then he got off, bent his lover over again, and stuck his face up to his gaping asshole and sucked out both our creamy loads!
The lover was a bit of a rogue, and before they left he admitted that some day he was going to have the kid shit in his mouth! I told them that would be exciting...they were certainly welcome to do it right there in that room, that it was some- thing I'd enjoy watching. They said they'd think it over, but probably it wouldn't be on the first time because maybe he'd get embarrassed or wouldn't like it.
I told him I'd tasted his lover's crap and that he probably would. Just be sure it was going to be a sturdy one...if he knew what I meant. He did, and winked. That hasn't happened yet, but they'll be back.
I love to work a youngster into a boner. It's a bit dangerous, but then they don't understand that I shouldn't be doing that. They just think it's part of the examination. I explain that's what happens, and that it's perfectly natural and they shouldn't be embarrassed. I explain that examining their erection is necessary, and if a boy isn't particularly disturbed at that, I'll press it further saying I know boys masturbate and hide it from their parents. All boys do. Only us doctors understand completely and seeing their ejaculation is part of the exam. To make sure it spurts properly and has the right consistency. Any bullshit that works!
Some naive lads have their first orgasm right on my table! If they react overly concerned or amazed, I'll tutor them about masturbation and explain how to do it themselves. Most of them want to try it again...right there...to be sure they're doing it properly. Young boys are so precious. Every time they come in, they want to do it again. Of course, I never deny them!
One time, the father of one boy made an appointment for himself. Nothing strange there. Until the man proceeded to strip completely and layed back on the table, wanting his exam on his back. He lifted his legs, baring his asshole.
"Go ahead, Doc. Do it this way."
When I explained that the proper position was merely for him to drop his pants and bend over, he gave me a big smirk.
"Naw, I want it like you gave my boy! Dig your finger in there and make muh bone rise. Then jack me off!"
"B-but...but..." I stammered, fearful.
"Relax, Doc. I know you're a pervert. That's okay. I figger all you asshole doctors are perverts. Who else would spend all day flippin' shit outta bungholes? Betcha like playin' with young boys, hunh? Well, I don't mind that. Guess we all got our quirks. Thing is, you done it so's he thinks it was all natural. Long as he thinks that, there ain't gonna be no trauma 'bout it, right? Won't think he was molested or nuthin'. Now I don't know if ya blow or not, but I don't get much from the wife. Even if ya just jerk me off, it'll be better than nuthin'! But I figger you're probably a blower. So if ya want me to keep bringing the boy back, let's see ya go to work on his pa!"
I fingered the man's shithole and blew him at the same time. He had a big cock and it was a fine treat. A big load of cum! He promised he'd allow the boy to keep seeing me, and wanted to make another appointment for himself. I said I'd be delighted, and hinted that I wouldn't mind his big prick up my bottom next time. He smiled.
One 14-year-old youngster, unable to control his bowels, began to shit during his examination. A perfectly lovely turd had forced my finger out and was protruding from his sweet anus. He began to clamp down. I caressed his bottom, urging him to continue.
"That's alright, son, just let it go. I've got it. These things happen sometimes, don't you be embarrassed. You just let it all out of there!" He did. I soon had a steamy turd in each hand. I set them aside, and grabbed some tissue to wipe him up. He blushed preciously as he turned around. I treated it all naturally, and made no big deal of it. I continued the exam, reassuring him. He left smiling and relieved as I patted his shoulder.
I dropped my pants and sat back in a chair. I grabbed my hard prick and reached for one of his fragrant turds. I smelled it and licked it while I jacked off, imagining I was licking it as it came from that sweet asshole!
I had a couple of male nurses. Now they knew I fooled around a bit, and they never interrupted me while with a patient. They knew better. But I hadn't locked the door, and one of them walked in while I was tonguing the boy's turd!
"OH, GOD! SORRY, DOC!" He blushed and closed the door. Instantly, before I could even react, he walked back in. I sat up straight, not knowing how to react. He closed the door and rushed over to me.
"The kid that just walked out? Can I have a lick?"
"Uh, f-fuck, I've never d-done this b-before!" I stammered.
"Relax, gimme a lick!" He knelt between my legs and lifted my hand up. "Cute little fucker, with a cute little turd!" He began to lick all over it! My prick twitched and I grabbed the other one. Together we licked the boy's shit! Tiring of it, he put it aside and went down on me! Blew me right there! Sucked my cock and even pulled my balls up to lick on! "Sorry, Doc, just couldn't help myself!"
"You like buttholes, Pearson?" I asked him.
"Love 'em, boss. Why do you think I work for a proc- tologist? Least I get to peek once in a while gettin' 'em undressed."
"You blow a mean cock, Pearson. Something tells me you prefer the young stuff though, right?"
"Sure do. But you got a nice prick. I'll blow you any time if I can get in on some of your action."
"Sure. I got some gay boys that'd love to go down on your meat! How big is it, anyway?"
"Wanna see?"
"Later. Got a patient waiting. What say I give you an examination after the last patient?"
"Sounds good. How 'bout Garber? He'd like to get in on this too. Why don't we get together after the receptionist leaves?"
"Yeah? Hmmm. Sounds good."
"I don't think he's into shit games, but he sure takes it up the ass like a champ!"
"Oh, you two been getting it on, hunh?"
"Guess I can tell you now. We got a little hole drilled in the wall in Exam Room 3. We sneak back and watch while we play with each other. Man, you're one horny dude! Seen ya lickin' those dirty glove fingers!"
"Guess I've been the butt of some raunchy jokes around here, hunh?"
"Well, I suppose. Actually, we just get off on it. We just had to watch when you had those two lovers in there. Man, that was great! Suckin' on that dirty dick! I always wanted to do that. Garber thought it was filthy, but he sure had a hard boner in his pants! Hadda suck him off before he could leave the room."
Well, that was a nice turn of events. Both of my nurses were young and well hung. Telling him both the receptionist and I had left and he was going to lock up, Pearson got him excited and stripped near the front desk. I was watching them through a crack in the doorway. When they'd both stripped down and were going at it, I walked out naked! Garber was nonplussed, but eagerly grabbed for my dick when I held it out to him. He took it in his mouth and started to blow me. We got into some crazy positions, all three of us horny as hell. Pearson got up from rimming his asshole and started to fuck him.
We went like that for a while, until Garber looked up and asked me to fuck him. I said, okay, let's trade. He said great if Pearson wiped his cock off. I said forget that, I'll lick it clean! He gasped and stared while I sucked Pearson's greasy cock. I pulled off, telling Garber his butt tasted good! Garber blushed...even more when Pearson said he wanted to suck my dick after I fucked! I told him he'd really like it.
Garber'd seen me clean the prick and didn't mind at all when Pearson put it to his lips. I sucked on his asshole for a while before climbing up and sticking it to him. He had a nice, smooth ass and obviously enjoyed having pricks in it. I drubbed him good and he took Pearson's load down his throat. I felt that coming would probably make Pearson put it off, but his prick didn't even go down. Eagerly, he waited beside me. The moment I pulled it out, Pearson grabbed it and put it in his mouth. Like he wanted to repeat the scene he'd viewed with the two lovers, he pushed my face into Garber's ass while he cleaned my prick! Obligingly (heh!), I ate Garber's ass at the same time. I never minded a meal of my own hot cum, and eating it out of a young man's asshole was certainly the best way to get it!
The next afternoon I instructed my nurses in how to give a rectal examination, At one point, they were both digging fingers up my butt, feeling around and punching my prostate. They both fucked me while I sucked on one or the other of their dicks. They kept taking turns, and I certainly didn't require having those cocks wiped off before sticking it between my lips! I wiped them quite well myself, thoroughly enjoying the taste of my own ass for the first time. Pearson stopped Garber at one point...just when they were switching. He leaned over and sucked the prick Garber had just pulled out of my ass.
"Damn, you're a filthy bastard!" Garber cried, cramming it down his throat.
"Yeah, I sure as fuck am!" He rushed back and rimmed my hole before shoving his cock in. I knew he was about to come soon, because he started to pound my ass. Breathlessly, laying over my back, he said, "Hey Garber, how 'bout lettin' me lick your turd sometime?"
"OH, FUCK! OH, FUCK! OH, FUCK!" Garber came in my mouth, filling me with huge gushes of hot cream. "OKAAAAY!!"
Pearson shot up my hole. Pearson pulled his cock out. Pearson sucked out my ass, making lewd lascivious noises!
Any time one of my gay patients made a remark about one of my handsome nurses, I'd call him in, startling the patient, and tell him to drop his pants.
"Well, there he is. Now what would you like to do with him?"
"BLOW & RIM HIM!" was the usual reply. It was great because I usually got to plug the boy's hole while he performed on my nurse. Sometimes they wanted a nurse to fuck them, so I'd either blow the patient or get blown by him. Sometimes we both fucked him, often letting the patient see us clean each other's cocks. That always excited them, seeing guys licking pricks fresh from their own assholes! A couple of the more brazen boys even tried it themselves after seeing us.
More and more I was getting the young boys to shit, telling them it was part of the exam. That their stool would have to be analyzed. They had no way of knowing that a simple smear on a cotton stick would serve just as well. They'd dutifully push sweet little specimens from their lovely bubblebutts into my waiting hands. More and more I'd sit there afterward jacking off...licking their turds. More and more Pearson would come in and help me.
Pearson was the first to take a bite out of one. A darling 15-year-old blonde boy had just vacated the room. We were sharing his delicious stinky offering when he all of a sudden took a big bite and began to chew it! He fell back on the floor and pumped his big prick into a volcanic eruption! He splat- tered jizz all over the room and all over my legs. Sheepishly, he looked up and gave me a long description of how wonderful it had tasted. When I offered him the rest, he declined. I hadn't come, so I took a little nibble myself. I didn't actually eat any more than that, but I stuffed the turd in my mouth and sucked on it while I spurted cream all over Pearson!
Pearson finally got Garber's turd. I was there to help him lick it as it came out. Garber never licked turd, nor would he take a dirty prick in his mouth. But he didn't mind our doing so. In fact, he got a kick out of shitting for us and watching us lick it. Best of all, he liked having a good jackoff while he watched Pearson shit in my mouth. He suggested we do it the other way around, but Pearson wasn't interested in my turd. He'd lick a dirty dick, but he preferred younger turds. That was alright...I understood that...I agreed with him!
I fucked that one patient's daddy, by the way, and he fucked me. His son was also one of the boys I got to take a shit. What a delight! His daddy was at the peephole, watching, getting fucked by Pearson!
"Damn, kid sure pumps out a big one, don't he?" he whispered, jacking his meat. "But how come he's takin' a shit?"
"Wait'll you see what the doctor does when your son goes back to the waiting room!"
Pearson drubbed his asshole, penetrating full length each time as the proud young father knelt on a chair, taking constant peeks and equal rest stops to slam his ass back. "Ummm, keep stuffing my butt like that! Ah, that feels so good. I forgot how much I miss those college days."
I quickly sent the lad on his way, saying his daddy would be a while longer.
"What's he doing now?" the young man asked, watching me quickly strip. "He gonna jack off? No...no he's not gonna... HOLY FUCK, HE'S LICKIN' MY KID'S TURD! He knows I'm watching and he's sittin' there floggin' his meat, lickin' my kid's turd!"
"Yeah. Ain't it a kick?!" Pearson jammed his prick in deeper.
"Damn! I knew you guys fucked the kid, but jeez! You bastards lick shit, too?"
"Me and the Doc got a taste for sweet boyturds alright. Kids don't know it, though. Boy's turd turning you on?"
"Fuck! He's comin' up to the hole...showing it to me! He's still licking it! Damn, that's filthy! FUCK ME, MAN! FUCK HARDER, I'M GONNA COME! UGH! UGH! AHHHHH!" He splattered the bookcase. Pearson dumped a hot load up the man's ass, then got down and kissed his wet hole.
I quickly walked through the adjoining door, my erection sticking out of my fly and the boy's turd in my hand. "So, did you enjoy that?" I asked with a lecherous grin.
"Sure wasn't expecting that...DAMN!" he said, bending over to pull up his pants.
"Just a little surprise I thought you'd like." I took the turd and rubbed it all over my bloated cockhead, took a lick, then put it aside. Pearson shuffled over on his knees and opened his mouth. I put my prick between his lips, letting him taste the boy's shit while I licked my fingers clean.
"Wanna taste?" I asked the man.
"No, no I don't. Probably would have a few minutes ago! You sure the kid doesn't know you do this?"
"Not a chance. He thinks that part's legit."
"Damn. I know he takes it up the ass. I caught him once in his bedroom with a buddy. I thought that was what you were gonna do."
"He wasn't in the mood today, but he said next time. So, since you were back here waiting for a show, I decided you might like that."
"Fuckin' weird, but it turned me on. Uh...you gonna pump that load down his throat? You can stick it up my ass if you want. Couple more minutes won't matter. I got another boner already!"
"Naw, I want to keep it ready for my next patient. Thanks."
After the man left, Pearson wanted another smeared knob. He licked the turd, rubbed it over my cock, and licked it again. Then he sucked the shit from my prick. I called a halt after he'd cleaned it. Pearson was getting just as nasty as me.
My next patient was one of the local college queers. He was scheduled for surgery the next week and I convined him to come in every day until then. No charge. He had a terrible case of hemorrhoids and had to have them removed. In the meantime, they itched like a sonofabitch and he enjoyed having me lick and soothe them. Believe me, it was my pleasure!
He'd climb onto a chair and squat. I'd kneel down and spread his cheeks to inspect him. Hot little nubbins of purple flesh hung from his anus and inside the canal. It was a deliciously gruesome sight with a hot stink coming from them!
Hard to wipe those little buggers clean after you shit... especially if they hurt. Consequently, the ridges between them were full of shit. Today, they were particularly dirty.
"Gee, Doc, it's great of you to do this for me. They're sure bugging me! I'll be glad to get them off. Sorry they're such a stinky mess.
"Oh, I don't mind. A doctor's work is never done. Gotta soothe the afflicted. Besides, you know I think your crap tastes good!"
"Yeah, guess I coulda wiped better, but for you I didn't!"
"Thanks, kid." I started to lick and nibble, flittering my tongue over them, relishing the torrid odor of his college bunghole. Eagerly I played with the nasty balls of flesh, sliding my tongue between them and dragging out the kid's raunchy essence. One by one I kissed and sucked each little cheesy orb, cleaning them off and making him moan. I flapped my tongue up and down, twiddling them. Then I opened wide and took them all into my mouth and gently nursed them, driving my tongue into his hole and licking the ones in there.
"Oh, yeah! That's it! That's where it really itches. Do it, Doc...lick that itchy shit outta there! Oh, that feels so good! Punch your tongue in and out...fuck me with your tongue... that's great! Ah, that's wonderful, Doc, wonderful. I'll sure be glad when it's all over and I can get fucked again. I really miss that. I'm gonna let you be the first, too. I promise! YEAH, SUCK THOSE FUCKIN' PILES!"
His asshole felt like a French tickler on my tongue. All those bumps and slimy, hanging balls of flesh. Too bad assholes aren't all like this! He had some nice mushy shit in there, too, that I managed to lick out. I wondered what a solid turd of his would taste like. Perhaps I'd find that out after the operation. After all, I'd cut my fees in half just to be able to do this, and he'd certainly need some soothing tongue action while he recuperates. He wasn't going to be able to take much more than that for quite a while.
"Mmmm, that's great, Doc. Wanna blow me? You got my cock leaking all over."
"Yes. Definitely. Let me suck a while longer, okay?"
"Go ahead. Man, I wish you could leave your tongue up there. Just have it tickling my asshole while I sit in class! That'd be hot."
I smacked my mouth away. "Hey, you mind if my nurse comes in here and sees this? He likes suckin' assholes, too, and I think he'd get a kick out of yours."
"Your nurse? Guess not. Anything to keep a mouth down there."
I got dressed again and called Pearson in. "Come on, you gotta see this," I urged.
"Damn! That's certainly a bad case, doctor," he gushed. "Has surgery been recommended?" He tried to be businesslike. He didn't know my arrangement with the kid, so I didn't let on right away.
"Yes, next week. Son, let's get you on your back. Nurse Pearson should have a closer look," I winked. "You don't mind, do you?"
"No, doctor, but..." He quickly flipped over, acting embarrassed at his erection. "Kinda got worked up, I guess." He looked at Pearson.
"That's quite n-natural," Pearson said. "Think nothing of it."
The kid pulled his legs back, exposing his wet, repulsive anus.
The gleam in Pearson's eyes could barely be hidden. He started to poke at it with his fingers in a professional manner. I winked at the patient again, jerking my head toward Pearson. He got the idea.
"Uh, nurse? It...it really itches me a lot..."
"Well, I think we have some cream that might help." He swallowed.
"Actually, I was wondering if you'd lick it for me?"
"What?! Why, uh..." He looked at me, startled. I just shrugged.
"GO AHEAD, SUCK IT FOR ME!" he ordered. Then started to laugh.
"Heh, heh! Gotcha Pearson," I said. "Thought you'd like that grimy shithole. Go ahead and suck it for him. I'm gonna blow his prick!"
I reached down grabbed his hard cock and stroked it. Pearson smiled and dove in...wrenching the bottom open and licking like crazy!
"Pull your dick out, Doc. What the hell. I'm so hot. I could go for a cock in my mouth!"
With excited enthusiasm, we all stripped. I hopped onto the table, squatted down and stuck my cock in his mouth. He sucked my knob while I watched my nurse nursing at his luscious, purple dingleberries. Pearson wet a finger and slipped it in there, moving it around in circles, teasing the itch from the bigger ones inside. It must have felt good because my cock was getting sucked harder. Pearson would pull his finger out and lick it...slip it back in and tease some more. A couple of times he lifted the stinky digit up for me to suck.
Then, as promised, I maneuvered onto my knees, keeping my dick in place, and went down on him. Pearson began to work a second finger in there. That nasty-looking hole began to gape open lewdly as he drove them deeper. The cock in my mouth was really throbbing. I could feel his balls tightening up. Pearson was repeatedly digging in there...dragging out some soft goop. He'd rub it over the nubbins and lick it off!
The boy was blowing me energetically. Pearson was playing with his dick as he licked. The boy's cock suddenly unloaded in my mouth! I sent a similar explosion down his gulping throat. Pearson stood up and jacked off all over the kid's bulbous hemorrhoids! I ducked my head down and lapped his dripping cream from them. Pearson put his knob in my mouth to clean the jizz off.
"Yessir, it's a real shame, Doctor. Too bad he's gotta get 'em cut off!"
Later that day:
"I guess we should have a stool sample from there, Dwight."
"Oh. Well, okay Doc. I'll just go in the bathroom. You have, uh, something I can do it in?"
"Don't bother. Just open up and say AAAH!"
"Well...alright. But if you don't move your face back some, you'd better say AAH! too!"
"AAAAAAH!"
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