(Note: This story is unique in that you are the main character. Please understand that no offense is meant by the author by having the main character do things you don't think you would do. However, since you are in this section of the archive, I'm assuming that this material tickles ur fancy. If you like this story, or would like to read more stories involving you as the main character but with a different theme, please contact me bwink22@rocketmail.com or benwink19@yahoo.com Hope you like it!)
Ever since you could remember, you've been fascinated with your own excrement. Your parents used to embarrass your friends by telling them that you would put your hand down the back of your diaper after depositing a fresh load in to it. Then you would take your hand out and slide it down the front of your diaper and say, "it tickles my wee-wee lots." No matter what your parents did, they couldn't keep your hands out of your diaper so they gave up and just washed your hands with a sigh of reluctance and disapproval at your behavior.
As you grew up and were potty trained, the trouble shifted from your diaper to the toilet. Luckily, the toilet was a little easier to keep closed to your little prying hands. You were still fascinated by what you would see in the toilet bowl but you were no longer allowed to play with it.
Now that you're old enough to use the restroom all by yourself, you can have much fun with it as you want. Your parents know what you do in the bathroom with the door locked but by now they don't really care anymore. (Besides, depending on your circumstances, you don't even live with your parents anymore.)
Anyway, a good friend decides to visit you unexpectedly and it's the beginning of a sharing of secrets between the two of you.
You're busy one lazy afternoon jacking off on the toilet with your own crap as lube when you hear the voice of your friend. He's invited himself in and he's down in the living room. He calls to you and you tell him you're in the bathroom. Knowing no boundaries, he follows your voice until he's right outside the door. You begin to panic and try to clean yourself up. Your friend has seen you jack off but never like this. Before you have a chance to do much though, he bursts through the door.
"What's that stuff all over you? Eeew, is that what I think it is? It certainly smells like it."
"I know it sounds nasty but it actually works really good. You should try it."
"Are you serious? It reeks bad."
"Trust me, I'm telling you as your best friend. It feels great. Try it."
"I don't think so. Move over stinky, I got take a crap." Your friend begins to undo his pants and pull them down without waiting for you to move.
"I ain't moving unless you try some of this on your dick. Trust me, you'll be glad you did."
"Would you please move before I crap all over you?" He tries to push you out of the way but all he does is get your crap on his hand. "That's nasty, give me some toilet paper, quick!"
"Awe, rub it on your cock like I told you to and it will feel really nice. By the way, you can crap on me if you want. I've already crapped on my own self." You laugh at your own crude humor and it finally breaks down your friend's reluctance to join you.
"Okay. What the heck, right? It's just crap." He wipes your crap from his hand onto his dick which of course suddenly becomes erect. "Hey, you're right. It does work pretty good."
"If you still have to take a crap, I'll just spread my legs and let it drop between them if you want. I really like you sitting on my lap. I haven't seen your sexy butt for awhile and I'm more horny than usual cuz I haven't jacked off for a couple of days now."
"Me too. Okay, spread them and I'll see if I can't get most of it to the toilet."
You spread your legs and your boner gets in the way of the crap coming out of your friend's hole. You love the feel of it hitting your organ and you sigh a deep breath, filling your lungs with the aroma of it that you love so much. With your dick so close to your friend's hole, you remember times when you had pushed your member in to that same hole to experience grand sensations. You gingerly lift your hips to hint that you want to do it again now and your friend relaxes his muscles as his response. You don't hesitate to shove your poo-covered cock in to his poop shoot and soon the two of you are moaning wildly while on the threshold of breaking the toilet because of your hip movements.
"Well, I'm pooped." You say to yourself once your friend finally leaves.
(Different, I know, and short but if you like it, let me know. bye now.)