PlayMaker 30
Play Maker By RettaMichaels “The Queen of Gay Romance”
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Notes From Retta:
This story is written mostly as a retro piece. I intentionally made sure some prices were lower and I made sure the older stars were used in the piece. You need to realize this was written in the era of Bush I (around 1991). I did it from memory, so sue me if it's not completely accurate.
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Chapter Thirty:
When I hung up, we were in the penthouse. I thought of something and called Mike right back.
“Hello?”
“It's me. Look for some people out in Silicon Valley and see if you can find these companies.”
“Ok, which ones?”
“Google, Yahoo, and eBay. Ebay is going to be in the bay area up near San Francisco. Also, look into stocks for the big lumber companies with the Pacific last names...like Louisiana Pacific, Georgia Pacific, and so on and so forth.”
“Why?”
“First of all, in '93, a massive flood happens here in the Midwest. The deman for board feet of lumber makes them sell tons more. Also, we've got huge hurricanes which are happening which make Hugo look small.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, but always keep ahold of the Stein stock when we get it.”
“Ok, I'll do that.”
“Thanks Mike.”
We hung up and I hugged Ren. “That phone is done for the day.”
“You have to get up early.”
“Yeah, but we've got to feed you.”
I turned and said, “Hi Jordan.”
“Hey, how'd it go?”
“Real well, I'm officially worth way more than ten billion now and can't tell the world because it'd hurt this take over I've got planned.”
“What take over?”
“Tomorrow, I'm going to own controlling interest of NBC.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, isn't that cool?”
“What are you going to do with it?”
“Well, I don't know, but I think it's cool. Just think, when you take a look at the giant Christmas tree in New York, you'll see it in my skating rink and right in front of my building.”
“What building?”
“Rockefeller Center.”
“Is that a big building?”
“Yeah, it's famous too.”
“Cool, it'd be neat if you could get something like the Empire State Building, or something.”
“Yeah, but it's leased by the Helmsleys and they're not cool.”
“Never heard of them.”
“This woman has the nickname, 'the Queen of Mean' and she's living up to it.”
“Damn!”
“Yeah, hateful, hateful, hateful.”
“Ok, so what are you going to do with NBC?”
“I don't know but I want to shake Bill Cosby's hand and tomorrow night, when we're on Leno, I want to smile and think he's one of my employees.”
“Cool! I never thought of that!”
“Yeah, so when you think about that, just know all those stars on that channel are like my employees now....well, tomorrow they will be.”
He smiled, “You know, you don't seem that rich.”
“I know. It's weird how you're going to be a sudden celebrity because you and I share an apartment.”
“Well, you're my guardian, so that is why.”
“Yeah, but I need to speak with you and Ren here in a moment.”
“Ok, what are you making?”
“What's Doll' got in here good for us?”
“There's loads of stuff. Try that meat loaf because it's the best I've ever eaten.”
“Meatloaf, yuck.”
“Try it. I bet you think different.”
He reached in and tore off a piece and popped it into my mouth. I chewed, “Oh man, what'd she do to it?!”
“It's good, isn't it!”
“Man, it takes like stuffing and yet, there's apples and cranberries in there. I'm going to call her and see.”
I dialed and Jan answered, “Hi hon.”
“Hi, ask Dolly what she did to this meatloaf because it's amazing.”
“That's Thanksgiving Day meatloaf. It's ground turkey, stuffing, apples and cranberries. There's sage in there and it's really healthy.”
“It's amazing good. Have you tried it?”
“She made us one too.”
“Tell her I'm impressed. If she cooked like this for the loggers, I bet no one left the camp!”
She chuckled. “How'd business go?”
“Well, as of tomorrow, I'm going to have controlling interest of NBC, so take a look at that channel and realize those people are like employees of mine. Also, pat me on the back because I'm like a ten billionaire now...well, a little more, but it's kinda cool.”
“You know when word gets out your world is going to change, don't you?”
“Yeah, that's going to suck, but if it gets me to meet some famous people like Princess Diana and Elton John, that's cool.”
“You could just about ask to meet anyone and get to meet them.”
“Man, that's way cool. I'll get off here.”
I got off the phone and handed the phone to Ren. “Call your mama and tell her to pack that cross on the wall or she'll forget it and miss it every day.”
“How'd you know...oh, forget it!”
He dialed the phone and said, “Mama, get the cross off the wall. Jake said you're about to forget it.”
He smiled real bid and held up his thumb and then began giggling. “Yes mama, I love you too.”
He hung up and said, “She'd forgotten about it and then said to tell you thank you.”
“No problem.”
We made meatloaf sandwiches and went to the living room. Jordan sat with us and put the television on mute. “Ok, what did you want to talk about?”
“First of all, we're going to be moving. If you want to stay here, you're welcome to, but we're moving to a subdivision where a bunch of our friends and family will be living. Our team owns the entire thing.”
“Ok, do you want me to move with you?”
“You can, but I'm not telling you that you've gotta.”
“Uh, what if I want a boyfriend?”
“Then get one.”
“I've got my eye on someone.”
“Here's what I'm going to say. IF you say the name DJ, I'll tell you a flat out no. Any other name on the planet, and I'm fine.”
“Aaron.”
“Cool, he's a great guy, is cute and he's got a great dad.”
“Do you think he'd date me?”
“Yeah, call him and ask.”
“I'm afraid.”
“Ok, let me call and see if he's interested.”
I dialed the phone and Roger answered, “Hey Rog, how's your world turning?”
“Great. Jack just went home and we're settling in for the night.”
“Can I ask you if Aaron has a boyfriend yet?”
“He doesn't, why?”
“Jordan is interested in dating him.”
“The quarterback?”
“Yeah.”
“Cool, I know he likes him.”
“Is he there?”
“Yeah, let me put him on the phone.”
Aaron came to the phone and I spoke, “Hey, how's it going?”
“Real good, and you?”
“Can't be better, I got me a boyfriend and it's working good.”
“You're a lucky dog too. He's hot!”
“Well, that's what I need to ask you about, what do you think of Jordan?”
“Oh man, he's hot but he doesn't know I walk the planet.”
“Hang on a second, ok?”
“Sure.”
I held out the phone and said, “Ask him.”
“What!”
“Do it, he thinks you don't know he walks the planet.”
Jordan took the phone and I turned to Ren. “They're going to be cute together.”
“Good.”
I leaned in to kiss him and before I knew it, we were laid back on the pit group really making out. I heard Jordan's voice say, “Guys, uh guys!”
I broke it with Ren and leaned up. “Yeah.”
“We were in the middle of a conversation.”
“Oh...yeah... Well what I want to ask you guys is about quarterbacking. Are you two going to be opposed to us doing it as a tag team?”
“Like how?”
“Well, what I know is when I come out, you're supposed to go in, but us having Ren on is going to not give him much time to play. The way I figure is you're not getting much time to play now and that's not fair.
Rather than have first, second, and third, I think we should just break it up, lose our egos, and realize I'm good at long passes, Ren's good at short passes, and you're good at running. It's great over all, but what I think is we should feel free enough with each other to step out and let the other play when our game requires the certain specialty.”
Jordan smiled, “That's cool. I'm for it!”
“Ok, I was a bit worried. I didn't want your feelings hurt, but I think you realize you're good at running and I'm good at long passes. Well, Ren's learning, but he's a great short pass player.”
“I saw that. It's like watching you only he doesn't have the distance in his throws.”
“Right, but here's what I'm going to say. On Sunday, our first major play will be a long pass, but then it gets to be short passes and runs. They've got a strong defense and we'll win if we concentrate on what we're good at.
Since the guys won't be able to really break through that easily, my long passes just aren't going to be needed. I'll pull out and let you two go in and do it. However, if I'm needed, I'll definitely get in there and play.”
“Ok, that'll be neat.”
“Now next week, Jordan, we're playing Indianapolis. It's going to be pass city. However, the week after up in Green Bay, we're going to be using you and me, but by then, Ren's going to have jet lag something awful.”
“Why?”
“On Saturday, he's in Anaheim. A week from then, he's in Seattle. After that, he's doing six weeks in Australia. He'll perform there and then will fly back. It's going to be exhausting for him.”
Ren stood up. “I need to unpack my clothes and you need to look at my suits.”
“Ok.”
He went upstairs and I said, “You need to take a suit tomorrow. Speaking of which, I need to call Chris and tell him to take his also.”
“Ok, but what for?”
“We're going to pay our respects to a little boy who died. He was a fan of ours and our team needs to be there and show we have his family in our hearts.”
“Ok, call Chris and I'll go get my suit ready to take.”
I called Chris' number, “Hello?”
“Hey dude, you need to pack your suit for Benny Turlock's visitation.”
“It's hanging up on the door already.”
“Look up the street one house.”
“Why?”
“I want you to have that house. Now down the street between your house and the gate is the house I'm giving to the Turlocks.”
“Cool.”
“Next to yours is going to be mine and Ren's house. Now whatever you do, I want you at that airport waiting to get them off the plane. You're going to meet Mimi and you just be you.”
“Huh?”
“That's your future wife.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah.”
“I really don't like the sound of that. You know if she turns into someone who yells a lot, she'll be a screaming Mimi.”
“You just save that for the bedroom. You can get her to scream.”
“Dude!”
“Hey, don't think negative. She's super sweet and you're going to love her. She's a tiny little thing and you're going to feel protective of her. With her dark hair and dark eyes and gorgeous olive skin, you're going to walk with her and feet ten feet tall and have the eyes of everyone on you because she's that gorgeous.”
“Really?”
“Hon, you think of a little Barbie doll with dark hair and Ren's skin tone and you've got her except she's smaller.”
“Really? How old is she?”
“Nineteen.”
“Cool!”
“Well, you need to pick Ren up and take a Suburban because his mom taught him how to pack. How they pack that much so fast is beyond me, but you're going to have everything full in that truck plus the roof rack.”
“Oh man.”
“Yeah, I'd tell you to get a small trailer, but there'd be no time.”
“There's no trailer hitch on the Suburban?”
“Ok, we've got to change that and get a trailer. Just do the best you can, but you're going to have to put the girls in the back with the seat rest down and a trunk between them. All in all, there's going to be eight trunks.”
“Jeez!”
“Yeah, but here's where you're going to find things different than me. His mom is going to meet you and instantly think you're good enough for Mimi. With me, she's going to judge me hard and finally think I'm good enough.”
“Why?”
“Hon, let me say something. Over there, girls aren't that well thought of. If you've got a boy, it's like having a knight in shining armor.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, so you get her with no fight. Me, I get Ren after I pass all sorts of tests.”
“Well that's good, but I think you've already gotten him.”
“Me too. Now, do you have your call list to call everyone?”
“Yeah.”
“Start making calls and tell them to bring suits for that visitation tomorrow night after practice.”
“Ok, call Grant and tell him to start on his list.”
“I will.”
I hung up and called Grant. “Hey bud.”
“Hi, I need to have you call your call list and tell them to bring suits to practice for the Turlock's visitation.”
“Why?”
“Now can you keep a secret?”
“Yeah.”
“Promise?”
“You know if I tell you I will, I will.”
“Ok, but if you don't, I'll know because there will be a bunch of people at the stadium and I'll be pissed.”
“What's that?”
“Sam Walton and Warren Buffett are going to be at the stadium tomorrow. We're going to do business and then, they're going with us and we're going to the visitation.”
“Why?”
“Ok, I spoke with Warren Buffett and told him I had to do business but I couldn't mess around because I had a funeral visitation. He asked who it was and I told him. He was touched and offered to move them with one of his moving companies. Then he said he'd call Sam and tell him to offer them a Walmart card so they could have an easier start over.”
“Way generous.”
“I'm paying for the funeral and the cost of the burial plot out here.”
“Why?”
“They're moving out here. They want him out here with them. So, I'm paying to have it done.”
“Ok, that's nice, but you realize Jared's visitation is tomorrow night too, don't you?”
“No! No one told me!”
“I'm thinking about canceling practice and having us meet up and go together.”
“When's his funeral?”
“Thursday morning.”
“Ok,I'll be there. I'll call Jan and tell her Thursday is out.”
“You have that key to the city thing.”
“Damn! Ok, how am I going to do this?”
“Have Jan call the mayor and push it back an hour. Rather than going to the cemetery, go to the airport and have the little jet get you there to get the key.”
“Ok, I'll do it. Man, that's going to be depressing.”
“They're going to have school off on Thursday for it.”
“Who made those plans?”
“I don't know, but I didn't get told either.”
“Where's it going to be held?”
“At that church.”
“Damn! Double Damn, that fucking church is going to be trying to claim his body. I should've been more on the ball.”
“Hey, there's nothing you can do.”
“No, but it doesn't make me happy.”
“Me neither, but I just learned about it from my dad. He only knew about it because someone was telling him at the funeral home who embalmed him.”
“Well, I'd tell you to have the Sheriff there for when we pay our respects, but he'd not show.”
“I'll call and get all the deputies and cops I know to be there just the same. He may not do his job, but I can get them to.”
“Good, I appreciate it.”
“You're handling this better than I imagined.”
“It's tough. You're right in the fact there's nothing I can do, but we're going to have to stand united and you really know them people are going to want to get to me.”
“We'll speak with the team and have them throw up guards around you.”
“I wish...hold on, I'll call Madonna and see if I can borrow her body guards. They'll probably know more about how to deal with a situation like this.”
“Don't leave her vulnerable.”
“I'm not, she's safe.”
“Ok, get back with me tonight. Ok?”
“Sure.”
I hung up and dialed, “Hello?”
“Where are you?”
“On my plane. Why?”
“I need another big favor.”
“What?”
“I need some bodyguards tomorrow.”
“Why?”
“I just found out Jared's visitation is tomorrow. It's going to be at the church of his father who killed him.”
“Why is that an issue?”
“His father ordered my death when I was three years old. That's why my parents were killed.”
“What?”
“Yeah, we kissed and the man made some comments. My dad and he got into it and he ordered me killed. They bungled it and messed up any number of ways, but finally they brought in another guy who cut my parents' brake lines and loosened the lug nuts. They were killed, so I had to move away. It let him not press it anymore, but then Jared heard some comments while growing up and he agreed to make a statement about what he'd heard.
Unfortunately, he made a comment while out on the football field that day and someone told his dad who caught him writing the statement. The man butchered Jared and in the deathfest, he also killed their daughter even more brutally. The problem was Jared walked on slit feet and dialed the phone with cut off fingers to get help there. By the time he got to the hospital, he was DOA, so now I'm going to the visitation.”
“Oh man, are they going to try killing you?”
“I don't know. All I know is I'm going to that visitation with as many bodyguards and football team members as I can. I figure if they want to get stupid, then by all mean, bring it on.”
“When we land, I'll send my bodyguards on over...no, I'll send the ones from New York on out there. There will be about a dozen of them, so if anyone wants to get close to you, they're going to be pushed back.”
“I appreciate it.”
“Why is it at that church?”
“I don't know. Someone took possession of his body and had it embalmed. IF it hadn't been for the embalmer speaking to Grant's dad, I wouldn't even known they were doing it.”
“So you're crashing a funeral visitation?”
“I don't know. I thought they were open to the public.”
“They can have them private if the family requests it to be that way.”
“His parents are both in jail.”
“What about grandparents?”
“I don't know. What I do know is I've got the assets frozen for the church due to my wrongful death suit I've got filed against them.”
“Ooh, you might not be welcome.”
“Let me see what legal ropes I can pull. I bet you if I can't be welcome I can sure padlock that church to protect my interests in the premises.”
She chuckled, “There you go, play hard ball with them. It won't bode well for good publicity, but I don't really think they want their publicity to be getting out.”
“I'll take the bodyguards. If I don't need them, I'll give you a call, but I'm going to get my lawyer into action.”
“Ok, I've got my cell. Call it.”
“Thanks.”
I hung up and called Mike. “Hello.”
“Hi, it's me again. I need you to see if Jared's visitation is open to the public tomorrow and if not, I want you to see about slapping a padlock on the church.”
“Uhhh, why?”
“Unless you forgot, you've got a wrongful death suit against them. That church's assets are frozen and I can rightfully protect the assets of the building until the case has been decided.”
“It's a church.”
“Yeah, so? They...hang on a second. What's with the total ignorance about this case? You filed it didn't you?”
“Yeah.”
“Then what's up with it?”
“No date has been set.”
“What religion is the judge who's deciding it? Do I need to take this out of your hands and get it to the state's attorney?”
“Jake, these things take time. You're not doing too well upsetting the judges here.”
“Oh, so I need to go to the press. Well, guess what I'll be talking about on the Today show and Leno tomorrow night? You kindly tell the judge to turn on this television and I'll convict them with the press.”
“Jake...”
“Mike, I'm sorry, but tonight I feel like I'm talking with Grant. If I threw out an anchor, I'd have less feet dragging than what I'm getting.”
“It's...it's I'm getting a whole lot of flack here.”
“Oh, well, mail the file and I'll hire an attorney who will get things done. Now, I'll kindly point fingers in the press tomorrow and you're going to be linked to the conspiracy which is making this thing drag. However, I'll make other calls and you will notice it's damned hard to have a funeral when the body disappears in the middle of the night. Now, I've got calls to make.”
“Jake, I'll mail your file.”
“So be it. If I happen to find myself arrested mysteriously, you best be advised I'll sue that county until they're bankrupt. AND, since I didn't get a copy of the restraining orders, I'll see if they happened to not be filed. IF that is the situation, you best be advised I'll have my new attorney file obstruction charges with the state's attorney and seek your license at the bar.”
“Don't get this way.”
“Mike, I'm sorry you're catching hell. I'll make a phone call to Mr and Mrs O and kindly lay it out to them how this is going. I bet you I can and will get a family meeting with your people damned fast. I think it's time it comes to a head anyway.”
“That's none of your concern.”
“Well, you didn't deny you failed to get restraining orders, so I'll go ahead and start pressing charges here. I do believe conspiracy to commit murder, conspiracy to commit capital murder, attempted murder, and attempted fraud and extortion all carry extraditable charges. You have a pleasant evening because my phone calls just began.”
I hung up and called Warren Buffett. “Hello?”
“Hi, this is Jake Martin. I'd like a piece of advice.”
“Sure.”
“I need the best lawyer money can buy. Who do I call?”
“What's it about? Nothing criminal I hope.”
“Not for me. I've got a lawyer who's dragging his feet. He just quit and now, I have to find one who will go for wrongful death against a church. Then I need the lawyer to to get a restraining order for me and not care one bit I've happened to upset some judges.”
“How'd you do that?”
“A judge's daughter and the prosecuting attorney's son conspired to kill me. He got as far as being in my office this morning and put a pistol in my face. I threw a crystal paperweight football at him and knocked him out. I didn't seek charges, instead, we took him back to Missouri. Now I want to press the charges and get restraining orders since my lawyer didn't get them.”
“Let me call an attorney friend I know there. He's got a lot of friends in high places and seems to get what he wants legally.”
“What's his name?”
“Vern Wheeler. He's a former judge.”
“Ok, that sounds good.”
“He's a night owl like us, so he'll call you.”
“I appreciate it.”
I hung up and my cell rang. “Hello?”
“Can we talk?”
“No Mike, we can't talk. I just got Vern Wheeler on the case. Apparently, he's not afraid to get things done. If it takes money, I'll throw box cars full at it until I get what I want.”
“Have you called the Oberlings?”
“No, not yet, but that's only because I'm having you talk with me. They're next, trust me.”
“My wife would like to speak with you.”
“Sorry, if she can't show her face at my house for a barbecue and take money from our investments, then I just can't see what good it will do. She's obviously stepping in between you and duty, and you and a client. So, I'll get someone else to get that restraining orders and I'll get someone else to seek those charges. I'll also have him handle that wrongful death case and I'll just have to get off the phone so I can call them.”
“You're not going to speak with her?”
“Mike, listen. When Robbie is in trouble, I guess she comes down from Olympus to try to get me to back off. Well, she should've kept a pistol out of his hand and she should've kept his ass in Missouri. Instead, he's there extorting money and getting his ass knocked out.”
“I guess we've got to file suit against you then.”
“Good, how about I take it public and see who gets laughed out of court. You're forgetting I record every fucking thing in my offices. You're forgetting there's video of him pulling his bullshit. You're forgetting he knowingly got on a jet of mine and crossed multiple state lines with intent on committing the felonies.
You think about that because it's hitting the fan and I'm going public. Be prepared to have news cameras in your face in the morning and you best have not fucked with my money. IF you have, we don't need court.
Now, I'm getting off this phone because Mr Wheeler is calling me back. IF needed, I'll be flying back there and blowing off a Today show interview to be filing all the papers I need to in Jeff City to get you removed from office.”
“Jake, let's talk calmly for a moment. I know you're right about these things. I know you know the law and I know you're probably going to be able to do everything you can. Right now, it's just a real hardship here. I've got a kid who is acting like he's possessed and running rampage in this house.”
“Mike, excuse me for a second. You know what stops that little power trip?”
“What?”
“Force. You show him you're not backing down and you don't. Now, if you're coddling him, you just best believe Bubba's not going to go for that shit in prison. He'll be the bitch and he can rampage all he wants when Bubba's got him by the ears and has him choking on the bone.
Personally, he didn't get shit from me when he had a pistol and yet, he's not armed there and you're going against what feeds your family.
Now, let the kid grab checks out of your hand and let him decide more things for you and you ultimately have made that choice. My choice would be to show him the front door.
It's real amazing what a boot will do to an ass and gravel will do under feet to get realization to a brain.”
“That might be your situation and tough love might work for you, but we don't use that brand of punishment in our household.”
“Do you use it in your court? Because if you don't prosecute this when the charges come, you won't be in the office when you want re-election. I think it's damned funny when judge's kids and prosecuting attorney's kids get into trouble, they suddenly want leniency.
I'm sorry, but if they didn't learn what the law was about at the supper table, you weren't home enough. Now, get off my phone and let me make calls.”
“Jake...”
“Mike, you're to the point of costing yourself your career. You're to the point of costing yourself your family. Your to that point because you put yourself there.
Now, I've got to call the Today show and I've got to get Vern Wheeler hired and he's got to get there and get that file to see what you did and didn't file. When I find things not filed, I'm going to Jeff City personally. You best believe me there.
Now, you file your lawsuit and you file it either place. I'll have a battery of attorneys represent me and that's unless you've fucked with my money. IF you have, my next phone call is going to be to someone who definitely won't stop at a lawyer to get to someone who needs to be gotten.”
I pressed end and called Dan. “Hello?”
“Hi, I know it's late, but I need some things done. Name your price, but I need them done.”
“What's going on?”
“Ok, you'll probably need a sheet of paper.”
“Hang on.” I heard movement and then he came back on. “Ok, I'm here.”
“Tomorrow night is Jared's visitation at that church. They took possession of his body and they tried sneaking it done.”
“Who did?”
“Your guess is as good as mine, but Mr Oberling spoke with a funeral director who embalmed him. The visitation is tomorrow night with funeral on Thursday morning.
Now, I've been told I could be kept from the visitation. I've also been told by Mike a lot of 'uh's' and 'buts' in hemming and hawing around like he's not going to do anything about suing that church.
He's also said it'd be easier if I didn't piss off judges. Well, that's the next issue.”
“Ok”
“Kit Blackston was in on the thing with Robbie. Now, guess who didn't seek to get the restraining orders?”
“What?”
“It seems Robbie got home and found out he's not driving any car anymore and doesn't have a bedroom full of toys, so he's throwing a fit. Therefore, Mike can't have that, so he's letting me go as a client because I'm too difficult. I find that interesting since he earned thirty two million bucks last week. So, that's what's going on there.”
“Ok, what do you want me to do?”
“IF your people got the assets frozen of the church and if I'm suing them for wrongful death, don't you think I can protect my assets in that church by slapping padlocks on it?”
“You want to do that?”
“I'd love to do that, but it's also a misdemeanor to grab a dead body. Now, can you find someone who would do that?”
“Yeah.”
“Ok, so grab the bodies and then slap locks on that church and then, find ways for me to fuck with Mike and that wife of his.”
“How bad to you want to go?”
“I'm willing to speak about it on the Today show tomorrow. I'm willing to spend the day in Jeff City to get his license pulled for failing a client and putting personal issues of his son first in obstruction of justice.”
“Ok, now I see where it's going.”
“He's admitted I've got him boxed in. He's also admitted this is all because Robbie has the house in an uproar. Now, remove Robbie from the house and get him back here to Ohio where I can get some charges on him for yesterday. When we've got the charges on him, then they're powerless there.”
“I'll need your jet.”
“I'll call and get it sent.”
“Jake, don't fuck with Mike on this until I've got Robbie in Ohio. When he's there, you're holding the cards. He thinks that's the ace up his sleeve.”
“Ok, so I won't ask you to do the other thing for me.”
“What's that?”
“Asking Mike for my file so it can be brought here.”
“Are you hiring Vernon Wheeler?”
“Yeah.”
“You're doing good there. That man is like the Lone Ranger as far as justice goes. He goes in and doesn't care who he upsets to get things done. And when they have his back against a wall, he pulls out a camera and starts harassing them mercilessly.”
“Ok, so I'm doing good there.”
“Yeah.”
“Great. I'll send a jet.”
“You're going to send the big jet. You're bringing Jared's body back there.”
“I want his sister's body too.”
“Ok, in for a penny in for a pound.”
“It's twenty five dollar fines.”
“Wish me luck. I've got to do a lot of this stuff myself.”
“Dan, I appreciate it.”
“I know you do.”
“Call and see if I have my money from Vegas, or if Mike got my money. I somehow don't trust him on things.”
“He's ethical to a fault. You can trust him, but I understand why you're upset. A double standard is applied when it's their kids.”
“That's what I told him.”
“Here's what I want you to do. I want you to do that interview up there and totally act like you got the best night's sleep and have no clue what's went on back here.”
“Ok, but that church is going to be up in arms.”
“Yeah, but I need to ask a question.”
“Sure.”
“How badly do you want that church?”
“What do you mean?”
“A church building doesn't sell for much. It takes forever to sell one and I think it makes more of an impact if we do what happened out there at Jacksonville.”
“No, here's what I want done. It's going to take some doing, but it can be done.”
“Ok”
“Take his and her body out and then hook up some fire hoses. If you use some drop clothes which are the sort which are canvas, you can nail them over the doors and windows. Then you fill it with water and it fills until someone finally catches on tomorrow morning the water lines have been running all night.”
“I'll get that done.”
“It's a brick building, so it'll withstand some pressure. The floors might give way, but I doubt if they do so easily.”
“I think it's carpeted. If it is, that's going to help that weight hold.”
“Ok, but I couldn't tell you one thing about that church. Speaking of which, I want you to do some snooping for me.”
“Sure.”
“Until tonight when I was telling Madonna about this situation, I totally blew off the fact Jared spoke about writing that statement on the football field and then getting killed while he was writing it. Someone on our football team is the one who told his dad. I'd like to know who it was.”
“I'll get on that.”
“I appreciate it.”
I hung up and my cell rang. I looked at the caller id.”
“Hello Grant.”
“You've stirred up a hornet's nest here.”
“Great. I take it Mike called you?”
“No, in fact, my sister did.”
“Whew!”
“She's begging me to speak with you.”
“Grant. I'm sorry, but I've got to refrain from speaking about it. I've got a lawyer who is acting more and more like you in the fact he's stepping in my way. Now, I know you're acting better, but he's not.”
“They're afraid you're going to pull out the cannons and start blazing away.”
“I've got them in my sights Grant. I've laid out the articles of war and he's totally went off to doing everything for Robbie.
I understand Robbie is his kid, but ask yourself if he'd pull his punches if it was someone else's kid? You'd have to say he wouldn't.
Instead, he's got a wife who wants to protect a kid and a judge who wants to protect a daughter, so I'm an orphan and I'm expendable. Well, he's got my money and if you think I was all over your ass about stocks, you best believe I'll be all over him about ten billion worth of stocks.”
“Would you give it until the morning?”
“I'm not speaking with him again. I'm speaking with Mr Wheeler and I'm expecting to do this Today show interview, hop in a plane and fly to Jeff City where I start paperwork to lay out charges on the whole mess. THAT is what I'm waiting for until morning. You best believe me if I could get some people out of bed, I'd be doing it tonight.”
“I know.”
“In regards to your parents and the family meeting, you know as well as I, she's deathly afraid of that because of the fear her perfect little world will look like it's got a great big jagged crack in it.
It does, so why ignore it. Your dad would call it a crack and so will I. He's more honest that way than anyone, so that's why I want them called on the carpet.”
“You're not doing things right there. I know you should do it, and I'd normally tell you to do it since it's her, but I'd like to ask you not to.”
“Grant, listen. I'm going to lay the cards on the table with you. You know as well as I, my life's moving forward. I love your mom and dad, but when December is over, I'm not going to have a thing there I'm going back for. Yeah, that does mean them because I'm not going to go on a jet to fulfill my Saturday obligations.
Tomorrow morning, I'm having the little house packed and moved out here. Get what you want out of it, but it's moving when the truck rolls up.”
“Why?”
“Because at the end of this season, I'm not going back there to practice. It's a headache and it's too disruptive for this team. I'd love to have it be my training ground, but that's got to end.”
“What about me coaching?”
“Hop a jet and coach. Or, hop a jet and come out. Either way, I'll have a coach with or without you. I respect you and I respect you too much to lie to you and say I'm going to disrupt life so you can have the high school team and the pros.
You know as well as I that I'm biding my time to make it to play offs there. It's that simple. When playoffs are over, I'm finished with it.
My grandma had me promise I'd go to college if I had twenty million in the bank. I've got damned near twenty billion, so I sure think she'd forgive high school.”
“I'm not going to say what I think about your schooling.”
“I know you've got an opinion and in an ideal world, I'd go. I'll not lie about telling you I think I need it, but Grant, running this team and doing the practices are two full time jobs. Throw in a personal life and ninety fucking commercials a week and it's burning up all my time.
Right now, Ren's upstairs unpacking and I'm sure he's seeing me down here on a phone I promised I'd lay down about thirty phone calls ago. It's not very fair to him either.”
“What are you going to do?”
“I told you. I'm going to burn bridges back there at the end of the season and I'm coming out here and calling it home. I've got a house to run to back there and that reminds me I've got to get her moved next Tuesday.”
“Ok, do you want me to handle that from here?”
“Can you? I mean, I told her I'd move her on the jet, but do you have any idea how much that damned jet is costing me?”
“No.”
“Practice each day is costing me twenty five grand for the jet. The fuel for it is a bitch.”
“I had no idea.”
“Yeah, so I'm biting the bullet on that because it's actually cheaper than keeping those other players. Just the same, I'm going to have a sit down with the guys and tell them if they want to be on the team, they've got to make the decision because next year, the practices are in the dome and I'm not moving them out of it.”
“What are you going to do about Robbie and Kit?”
“It's going to be a non-problem by morning. That's all I'm going to say about it. I understand why it's a problem, but they created the monster.”
“What's the problem?”
“They took away his toys and his car. He's throwing a temper tantrum and they don't know how to spank his bottom like a three year old. They never did it and he thought he deserved everything.
I'm willing to bet you they've given him back everything and now they're deathly afraid I'm going to throw charges on him and them.”
“Are you?”
“Most likely yeah.”
“What can I do to get you to stop it?”
“Grant, I could get really hateful and I could be a total bitch with what I'd say, so I'm not.”
“What would you say?”
“I'd tell you I'm sending a plane and I want all three of them on that plane. I'd tell you when they got here, we'd set three chairs out in the middle of the stadium and we'd hand the asshole a pistol and tell them there are three bullets in it and they're going to pass around the pistol until three shots are done. Their problems would be over and they'd not have to worry about it.”
“So you're saying there's no way out of this one.”
“I'm saying no restraining orders got filed therefore when he gets what he wants there, he's going to hop in the fucking car he's not supposed to be driving and he's going to drive out here since he can't get in my jet.
He's going to think he can throw the tantrum with me like he did them and I'm going to cave like them. I'll tell you now, the next fucking time he's in my office with a pistol, I'll be in there with my own. It won't be a crystal football that takes off his head the next time.
Now, did I create that monster? No. Did I give in to his little tantrum? No. Did I fuck up by taking him back to Missouri and hoping they would do what they should? Yeah. So, I learned from my mistake and they learned not to lie to me.”
“She said you wouldn't speak with her.”
“Nope, I didn't. I'll also tell you I would've had Jared been in his body, but he's not.
I don't owe her anything because she raised a fucked up son. I don't owe her anything because she was too God damned good to come to a barbecue and play nice. I'll also tell you I don't owe her anything because until now, it's been a one way street and like Robbie, she thinks she can get it on her terms.
Well, that's not happening because I'm not playing into her power trip. I've got too many games of my own left to play.”
“What are you doing?”
“I'd love to trust you enough to tell you what's happening, but I don't. I realize when it's personal lives, you and them want to have a double standard. You know as well as I, if you or they called me and said Robbie had been arrested and charges were laid on what he and Kit did, we'd have me back down. Right now, that's the only way I'm backing off.”
“Are you still coming this direction tomorrow?”
“Yeah, and I'll also tell you there are going to be more press cameras pointing at me than you'd imagine. The second I'm arrested for any trumped up charge, a pre-recorded statement from me will be played on my network about what's happening. When that plays, the world is going to see a billionaire start swinging big hammers at the establishment and you best bet I'm not going to keep the mafia, or any option I have out of it.”
“So tell them to back off.”
“No, tell them to bring it on. Backing off hides the truth. Backing off is what they're doing now with Robbie and it's not causing me to back off. They're caught in the middle because they're trying to appease him when they broke their word to me. I'm not secure and he's not getting punished. So, why would I put up with a liar?”
“I'll call and tell them exactly what you're doing in the morning. I imagine they'll probably want to talk about it.”
“Tell them to go to bed. They've got a big day tomorrow and they've got hell in session if he's fucked with my money.”
“If he has, how bad is it?”
“If he has, he'll be given the option to say what he did with it before he's killed. That's how pissed I am about it. He fucked my parents and he fucked me, and he's fucked himself because he didn't fuck Robbie.”
“He's painted himself into a corner.”
“No, he put himself out in the middle of a lion cage with a steak around his neck. He's got more things which can take him down than I can count.
Am I backing off? No, I'm hiring a better lawyer and I'm going after everything he failed me on. Am I going to stop when the restraining order is in place? No, because he should have punished after he put it into place. He didn't do either, so I'll stop after Robbie has charges. I'll stop after Kit has charges.
I'll stop after his law license has been yanked, and I'll stop when my file is in my hands and I'm sure he's not fucked with my money.”
“Ok, I'll get off here. I knew it was useless for me to speak with you about it because I know you don't back down.”
“He knows I don't back down either. The question is how low will he go and how dirty will I get when he does? You might ask him to think about his options in the morning when he's hearing I landed in Jeff City because he'll see me going after him about the same time I'm going after Robbie and Kit.”
“I'll get off here.”
“Yeah, because I've still got to speak with Mr Wheeler and you folks have managed to keep my phone tied up.”
“That wasn't my intention.”
“I know, but you speaking with me didn't get me to cool off one bit.”
“I know.”
“Well, I'll see you tomorrow. We've still got a funeral visitation to attend.”
“Only one?”
“He said he's not done anything about the suit and thinks because he never did anything about their assets, nothing has been done. I'll tell you now, my name is on the lien holder of all their properties already. I'll tell you I've got more things for the church's assets than you can imagine.”
“So you're not attending the visitation?”
“Who's saying there's going to be one? I'll tell you I'm attending the visitation for that boy and I'll tell you I'm going to do a business transaction out there on that field tomorrow whether Mike's head is on a stick, or not.”
“What's that mean?”
“It means if he fucked with my money, he's not going to live to enjoy it. IF he did that, he best be running now because my new lawyer is going to be there getting that file.
The second the file is handed over and he's seen to have fucked with the money, I make a phone call and I'll take what comes after there's enough evidence to arrest. You know and I know that's not going to happen. You know and I know my word means enough to me I'll sell every fucking thing I own to make enough money to do the transaction and when I have to go that route, you'll know and I know I'm not going to think one thought about what happened to him because of it.”
“Do you want me to go over and get the file?”
“If you do, will you do with it what I want done with it without questions?”
“What's that mean?”
“It means my ass is staying awake tonight until the file is in my hand and it means my phone doesn't shut off until I'm assured all is in that file which is supposed to be in the file.”
“Let me go get it.”
“Grant. I'm going to tell you something. Why don't you call them and tell your sister to bring that file to you. Then you call me back to assure me she's on her way and that she had to do something instead of you. She's rubbed your nose in the puddle long enough, so let's see if she made one.”
“What's that mean?”
“I know your family is punishing you for the way you are. I know that's the reason they are the way they are, so fuck them.”
“I'm not following.”
“Ok, you give raises. Then you gloat over it to them. They can't stand it and they grew distant, however, it's passive aggressive and they don't quit and take you out of the control over their lives. Instead, they hate you silently and they let it build each and every time you give them a raise and do it all over again.”
“Who said that?!”
“Let's just say I heard it while I was speaking with Mike earlier. Now, do you want a way to solve that problem?”
“How? ”
“I'm half owner. Let me handle it and give them half as much as you gave them. Suddenly, I'm the asshole and they can't say anything because you're not the bad guy any more.”
He chuckled, “You know, I'm tempted to do that.”
“Well, either stop giving raises and gloating, or stop giving raises and let me give half as much and be the asshole. I happen to think you're fair with them and I happen to know you worry about them because we've went head to head over that before.”
“Yeah.”
“Well, they don't know you saved their jobs because they're too busy thinking your an asshole. However, should you want to see your family in a panic, tell them you're coming out here and you're thinking about shutting everything back here. Suddenly the jobs are all dried up and suddenly, all the properties on the strip aren't any more because you own them. They'd have to figure out how they're going to survive and they'd have to figure out how to do it while still trying to say you're the asshole who kept them employed all that time.”
“I guess I probably deserve what has them upset.”
“You might, but at the same time, you probably deserve some recognition. Maybe if they stop to count their blessings they'd see you didn't have to employ them at all.”
“I'll get off here and call you back.”
“IF the phone is busy, it's me speaking with Mr Wheeler.”
“Ok”
I hung up and called the jet. “Hello?”
“We need the big jet sent to Missouri. You're going to take on two cargo items and at least one passenger. When the passenger gets on, if he's not bound and gagged, I want him frisked to be assured you folks aren't hijacked.”
“You're bringing him back?”
“Yeah, his dad is my lawyer and he's also the prosecuting attorney there. He's now no longer my lawyer and he's now refusing to even get me a restraining order on him. SO, he's coming back here to face the charges on all he's done here since his dad has no jurisdiction here.”
“Is it a secret mission about the cargo items also?”
“Yeah, it's two caskets. They're being buried here because it's the right thing to do.”
“Ok, I'm not asking.”
“Sometime when I've got the time, I'll tell you what it's about. Basicly put, someone stole their bodies and I stole them from the thieves. One of them is a former lover of mine and the other is his little sister. Both were butchered by their preacher father and his wife.”
“Who stole the bodies?”
“Their church. And yes, I did steal their bodies from a church, but that church is being sued by me for the wrongful deaths of my parents and has me listed as a lien holder on the deed, so in effect, I own the church.”
“Ok, can I ask someone ride with the live one?”
“There probably will be and there will probably be some form of restraining devices on him again to see he's non-combative.”
“Ok, I'll land and bring the plane on into the hangar to off load.”
“I appreciate it.”
I hung up and my phone rang again. “Hello?”
“This is Vernon Wheeler, I hear you've got a problem.”
“Oh yeah, do you have a moment to listen? I'll lay it out to you and then you can see where I want to go with it.”
“Sure”
To make a long novel shorter, I'll just say I told him everything. He said he wanted the file and I told him I'd get it for him. HE said he was three towns over from Moberly in Sheraton county. He said he'd call Mike and get the files. I told him they were going to be with Grant. He said he'd call Grant and get them and I gave him Grant's number. We agreed to speak about everything once we saw what was in the files.
We hung up and then the phone rang again.
“Hello?”
“She's taking the file to Grant. I'm not going low with this. I could be tempted to do so, but I'm hoping you'll settle down when you see all of it is in there.”
“Are the restraining orders filed?”
“The one for Robbie is, but not for Kit.”
“You're wrong in not thinking a crime was committed by her. I'll have Mr Wheeler seek those charges.”
“Are you filing charges on Robbie?”
“Not there. The laws were broken here. I'll have them filed here and leave that open for when extradition is done.
You do know you've got a crooked Sheriff and I do know he's most likely going to pat your back and give the good old boy smile when he doesn't arrest him, but you rest assured the moment the elections happen my money will be affecting who is the new Sheriff. When he's elected, don't rest assured much longer that Robbie won't be arrested.”
“He'll most likely be in college then.”
“He'll most likely have me there contesting any bar exam he ever applies for. You know as well as I do they run checks on people and they do arrest in the exam room.”
“You're not letting it go.”
“No, and neither should you. You gave your word and now you've let him bully you into making your decisions. They're now made and we're reacting accordingly. All I can say is I hope it was worth it.”
“I really wish we could come to an agreement.”
“Send him back for trial and let him stand judgment. Represent him and fight your best fight in front of a judge.”
“With a stacked deck.”
“He stacked it. I've got video and I've got audio. You know that and he did too. It puts the judge and jury in the room and it lets them know exactly what was said, how it was said, and I'll tell you now, he'll go to prison.”
“You've done enough to go to prison, so why not show some leniency.”
“Mike, pulling hole cards isn't what you should be doing. Yeah, I've done enough to be there and had I been arrested, I would have a lawyer hired to beat the charges. IF you want, we'll both go to the prosecutor here and Robbie and I can both be arrested...and we'll take our chances.”
“You've gotten rid of your video.”
“Yeah, and I've not gotten rid of the one which protects me because you didn't.”
“What makes you think he's going to jeopardize your security?”
“He lived. He thinks because you raised him to throw temper tantrums that's what it takes to get off of things.
He thinks he's still owed something by me. Therefore, because he lived, he'll come back and try it again. However, because he can't fly on my planes and because he can't get a pistol on an airplane, he'll most likely take the car you gave back and he'll drive out here, but I'll tell you right now, it has crossed his mind to get on those planes Sunday and come down there to try it.
His mistake is I've got Madonna's bodyguards on their way here to memorize his face and to stand there and be assured the planes aren't boarded, by him.”
“I'm glad you're protecting yourself in that manner.”
“And you should be glad he's not gotten that fucking mental with you!
Yeah, you and she caved so you didn't have a pistol put in your face, but what if you had? Would you have given everything then? I imagine you would have, but I'll tell you now I wouldn't have and I won't when the situation ever occurs again because he'll die.”
“Are you threatening him?”
“No, I'm telling you there are armed guards protecting me and the second he shows with a pistol and aims, he's a dead person. It's justified and there's not a damned thing you can cover up then.
And yes, I do know you're recording this call.”
“I'm not!”
“I'll get off the phone. You face it. You're a pathetic liar and you really should know once I read someone, I can read them at will. Not only can I read them, but I can read those around them and those in their house...or not in their house.”
“What's that mean?”
“Go check his room and then ask yourself if you made me safe.”
“He's gone?”
“Heading down the road and heading this way.”
“You've got to protect yourself!”
“Oh, I am. I've already told you I've gotten armed bodyguards. Now, ask yourself if I meant what I said?”
“Jake, I'm sorry. I'll try finding him.”
“Protect your family because he didn't take that car. Once he realizes he didn't, he's probably going to come back for those keys. When he does, I'd give them to him and hope he has enough money for gas so he's not killed trying to rob some gas station.”
“Oh dear Lord!”
“Mike, have a good life. You sold out a client to protect your kid and your family sided with a bad bet. Now, what happens when he gets here is on someone else's jurisdiction because he is coming this way.”
“I'll try getting the Sheriff to find him.”
“He's wearing that black outfit. They'll not find him without infrared.”
“How's he going to get there?”
“I've already told you he's not thinking rationally. He's most likely going to get back to your house and get those keys. I'm going to get off here so you can call Grant's and tell him to keep your wife there. She doesn't need to come back and be hurt over her car.”
“I'm going upstairs to get my pistol. I'm locking the doors now!”
“Remember the garage door to the outside. It's unlocked.”
“Ok, I'm sorry Jake.”
“Protect yourself.”
I hung up and smiled as I dialed Dan. “Hello?”
“You're safe. The plane is on it's way.”
“Here?”
“I'd go to Columbia. It's not that county and you're going to be fine.'
“He was easier than I thought, but I've got Kit too.”
“How?”
“She was in bed with him.”
“What!”
“You heard me. I don't know why, but I think it's pretty shitty of him to let the kid have a girlfriend over.”
“Well, he thinks he's on foot and coming back there to get the keys to his car. He's gotten out a pistol and called Grant to tell his wife to stay there. He's afraid for my safety now.”
“Rotten bastard.”
“Did you get Jared and his sister?”
“Yeah, it was easier than I thought.”
“Ok, I appreciate everything, now are you coming back this way?”
“Yeah, and so is two of my partners.”
“Ok, now what am I going to do about this because I'm going to need to have cause why she's here.”
“We'll come up with something and come up with witnesses to it.”
“I appreciate it.”
“I need to get off here. I'll call before we land.”
“Ok”
I hung up and my phone rang again. “Hello?”
“Jake, he's on his way over there.”
“Grant, I need to tell you something.”
“What?”
“He's not going to make it that far. I told Mike he's coming back and Mike's got a pistol.”
“Oh dear God, you're not telling me!”
“Hey, I do know he's going to come back and get keys, but what I need to do is ask you if your sister is within earshot.”
“Yeah.”
“GO to the other room.”
“What's going on?”
“Go.”
“Ok, I am.”
“First of all, look through my file and see what all is there.”
“It's real thick.”
“I know. It's held together with silver paper things with slides on them. They're by different categories.”
“Yeah.”
On the left side is the stock certs.”
“I'm seeing them.”
“Read me what he's got?”
“I'm not seeing the Kmart. Oh damn, he's gotten rid of the Kmart.”
“He sold it. I know he did.”
“Ok, good, I was worried.”
“Look to see if he's gotten rid of the Logitech yet.”
“It's not here.”
“Ok, it's been sold back to the company. They're probably overnighted to them.”
“Ok, as long as you know...”
“Now, flip that up and look in the back of that in the pocket. IS the asset list there for the savings and loan?”
“What's it look like?”
“Light brown and bound. It looks like leather, but it's paper.”
“Ok, I'm seeing it.”
“Open it and see if he's got the Goodyear there.”
“What's it look like?”
“It has their logo on it. It's blue and white.”
“Ok, I see it. It says five hundred thousand shares.”
“Keep that out.”
“Why?”
“Because all the rest is going to be given to Vernon Wheeler who is on his way over there. You sleep with that stock if you gotta because it's worth seven and a half billion.”
“Oh jeez.”
“I've got that sold to Sam Walton. He's coming to get that. Then, I'm getting the NBC stock from Buffett.
Now, in that asset list, is the cable company still there?”
“What's it look like?”
“Very plain. White with black block lettering. Up in the right corner it says Akron Ohio Cable Limited.”
“I'm not seeing it.”
“He might've already sent it to John at the phone company.”
“How does he do all this over night?”
“He has envelopes he puts things into. He calls them and they come get them and get them to Columbia where the bus comes to get them and take them on to the airport either in St. Louis and Kansas City. There, they are flown to either Memphis, or on down to Jefferson Street in St. Louis and sorted to where they're supposed to go.”
“Can you read where Robbie is now?”
“You want good news or bad?”
“What's that mean?”
“The good news is he's out in the woods by the corner to their street. Now, the bad news is he's not alone, but I bet if you turn and smile at your sister and ask her 'who's with Robbie?', she'll go pale as a ghost.”
“Why?”
“What would you NOT do if you were a parent who is supposed to be punishing a child?”
“Huh?”
“Would you let them have a sleep over with their girlfriend?”
“What!”
“Yeah, so out there in those woods is Robbie with Kit. They're waiting on your sister to get back to get that car.”
“Why?”
“Because Robbie's pissed at his mom. She said some things which upset him about his intelligence and he wants his mom to know she made him mad. His problem is we've outsmarted him.”
“Hang on.”
I heard him say, “Sis, who's with Robbie?”
I heard a faint “I don't know?”
“Tell her...no, put her on the phone. I'm tired of these lies.”
I heard the phone jostle and a “Hello?”
“You know and I know you're just as bad of a liar as your husband. Now, the proper answer is Kit is with Robbie. The proper answer is Robbie's pissed at you because you called him stupid, ignorant, dumb, and retarded. He's there in the woods with her waiting because he wants to get you out of your car and beat you down in the middle of the street.”
“Why!”
“Because you called him names.”
“He wouldn't do that?”
“Trust me, he's not thinking rationally. Now, you think about that because he's out in the woods and he's getting cold. He knows you're coming back and he's going to realize you're not coming in about an hour and he's going back to that house where Mike has a gun.
When that happens, he's going to be in a full blown rage and you already know what that's like.
Now, what's Mike going to do? Is he going to give those keys? Or, is he going to pull that trigger? If you think Mike will hand over those keys, you think again because you're the one who gives in to him.”
“Oh no!”
“I'm able to read your thoughts. I know what went on and I know what was said. IF you think I don't know why he's the way he is, then think again.”
“You're guessing.”