I Got Pissed On Last Night!
Friday Night at Club 3866, Part 1
This is a true story, a few descriptions changed to protect the anonymous.
I got pissed on last night and it was glorious. (Not Faaaabulous. I'm not a nelly queen.) I'm kinda new to being a piss pig, but that's another story.
The night started before I was even 10 feet inside the place, with my bumping into a guy I've meet a couple of times before at the club. He's got a serious foot fetish, and I've got big feet, being that I'm 6-foot 7-inches tall, 275lbs. This guy is sorta tall, maybe 6-5. Wears the kind of glasses that we used to tease kids about in grade school 'How many Coke bottles have had to die so you can see.' Skinny too, 170 lbs, 10 lbs. of which are his cock. It's just fucking huge. I've never been able to get much past the head of it in my mouth. But, back to last night. He grabs me and takes me off to a room with a massage table in it. Quickly up on the table, my shoes are gone. His dick is out, and he's rubbing it all over my size 16 foot, which is a perfect size fit for his dick. Next up, he's shrimping my other foot, sucking each toe one at a time. He changes position and starts liking the sole of my foot while using both hands to beat off. Grunting. Moaning. Cumming. A good beginning, having a guy get his nut off using me for his pleasure.
So I go into the main part of the club and change into my Piss-on-Me outfit. Tonight it's an old uniform shirt from when I worked at a gas station, only the bottom two buttons fastened, showing off my furry chest. Cut-off 501's, a green baseball cap, worn backwards, and my old Reeboks.
Must stop first at the runway and see if there are any hot cocks to suck. I guess 'if' is the wrong word. There is always hot dick, just a matter if I can get the guys to let me suck it. So many cocksuckers, so little time. I luck out and a nice looking guy with an average dick lets me suck him. Fun, but not much to write about. Another guy with a 10-inch schlong hanging three quarters hard out of his pants comes by and sticks it in my mouth for a few strokes and then moves on. I go up on the runway to try my luck. Bingo. A regular customer who spends all night in one of the booths along the runway is ready and more than willing. He has a tongue that is magical, making mine a happy cock. The runway, the pit and booths below it, are offset perfectly for the average guy, but I still have to crouch down for a guy to do me, so I have to give it up after 10 minutes, because my back and legs are killing me. Life's a bitch.
As I head down from the runway a totally hot Latino guy is coming up. I decide to see if I can get lucky one more time before going to the tubs, and duck into one of the booths. This is going to be a good night. He stands in front of the booth looking at me for a couple of minutes, finally coming up to the hole. It's always so sexy as a man takes his dick out of his pants and puts it to you. 10 minutes later we're in a room together, his 7 inch uncut Latino dick getting superior service. He likes it when I skin it back and really pay attention to the head. He's hitting the popper, moaning, urging me on.
"SUCK my cooooock. Oooh yeah. Fuck you're hot. Suck MY cock"
20 minutes of this and we're both dripping wet and worn out. I make him promise to come Piss on me at the tubs, and we part company.
Finally to the part you're waiting for. (Genuflect here, please) The Tub Room. As it's Friday night, I don't get into the room itself, staying in the hallway just outside. Why? Because on the weekends there is a PQWA (Piss Queen With Attitude) in there. I'm not here to cause problems or deal with negative people, and this turkey gets pissed off every time I get pissed on, instead of him. So the hallway it is. Damn, there is already a guy sitting in the chair. Looks like the floor for me all night. Then my brain starts functioning again. A man in the chair. In the hallway. I NEED to Piss.
"Want some piss?"
He was kinda daydreaming. Coming to, he says "Yeah".
The dude is older, about 55 or so, short, average build, shaved head, and lots of tattoos. I've seen him here before. He's slouched way down in the plastic chair. His 7 inches of thick cut dick out of his jeans, laying on his thigh. Prince Albert shining in the minimal red light provided. Balls and cock trussed up with a cotton clothesline rope. He's dry. I'm the first of the night.
"Where do you want it?"
He looks me in the eye, and points to his dick and belly. My dick already out of the cut-offs, it takes a minute for the flow to start. I'm holding it at the base of my dickhead, squeezing a bit to control the flow rate. Hot Urine now splashing on his dick. Moving up to his belly, getting off to seeing his shirt get wet as I swing my cock around, taking a fuckin' piss on him. Damn!
He slides back up in the chair a bit and grabs my pissing cock directing to flow to his jeans and cock. My dick getting hard seeing the darkened, now wet crotch of his jeans. He lets go of my dick, and I take over directing my stream of steamy piss onto his penis. He enjoys this immensely, the pissed on cock growing larger and much harder, straining against the rope. My clear yellow piss caressing his engorged purple dickhead. Fuck, I'm running out. Moving my pisser around for a last wetting of his shirt and crotch. Pumping the last hurrah back onto his glistening piss soaked dick, not shaking my dick as I put it away, the final drops wetting my shorts.
"Thanks" he says, "You had a big pissload."
I took one last walk all through the club before heading back to the tubs. The guy I pissed on was gone, and so was the frigging chair. I really was going to have to sit on the floor all night. Yeah, it's great to be pissed on while on the floor, but YOU try sitting on cold hard concrete for several hours and keep your libido, as well as your cock, up. Bitch Bitch Bitch.
It took a while before I snagged my first of the night. A lot of guys walked past me into the tub room, mostly looky-loo's (I hope). Finally one stops at me. Camouflage pants, white tee shirt, 45 years old, roundish face and features, black hair, a bit stocky, but not overweight.
"You want Piss?"
Is the Pope Polish? Not wanting to mouth off, "Fuck yeah"
"Where do you want it?"
The standard question to ask a dry guy.
"All over me. Anywhere it feels sexy to you." I replied as he unzipped and pulled the cock that was about to piss on me out of his pants. How I love that part of the ritual. Cock appearing. The first look at it. Pointing at you. Getting to stare at, study and savor the look of dick that will be peeing on you. Mostly soft dicks, if they are going to be able to piss on you. This one had good length soft, cut, great looking dickhead. Seeing the first drops of piss drip out. Excited. My adrenalin flowing, cock getting harder, as I stroke it in anticipation. Finally a full stream of PISS hitting my chest.
"Oh Yeah! Take a fucking PISSSSSS on me"
Moving his dick around to get my shirt all wet. I'm looking back and forth, from my shirt changing color, to the flowing cockhead, to his face. Gotta look a man in the eye as he's taking a piss on you. So fucking Hot. His piss having pushed my mostly unbuttoned shirt back, now peeing hard directly on my chest. Piss splattering; misting my face with another mans urine. Hog Heaven. The flow slowing. Momentary sadness knowing the end is near. Reaching my hand over so that the last drops of Piss fall into the palm of my hand, as he shakes it off.
"Thanks" as he zipped up and walked off.
Not much different than the way you'd leave any other Urinal. I'm jacking off hard, now noticing the couple of other men who were watching the whole scene, they too are now walking off. Fucking A. I just let another man take a fuckin' Piss ON me. My dick is getting sore from my pounding it, and softening up from the cold floor now re-entering my consciousness. Can't wait for the next one.
They seem to come in twos. Three minutes later and a real score. Good-looking Young (say 22-23) Oriental guy stops when I ask him if he wants to piss on me. Most of the Asian guys don't do piss. It's Impolite to piss on someone. Same sort of thing for not cumming. Their cultures preach preservation of the life force (seed) or some such thing. Anyway this guy is small, and slender. Americanized Chinese, maybe Japanese. Hard to see in the dim light, but his voice is not FOB (Fresh Off the Boat) as is so common in Southern California. So anyway he stops and looks at me there on the floor, soaking wet.
"You really want me to Piss on you?"
"Yeah, see I'm all wet. I'll get off to it"
He moves up to stand beside me. As he takes his dick out: "You sure"
"Uh huh"
He has an average size dick, which is good (small dicked oriental guy jokes later), and is cut (definitely Americanized). As soon as I said uh huh he was pissing on me. Pissed on my chest, started to move it up towards my head. I moved my head down so that his hot Asian urine was spraying into my face. He moved his dick around; I pulled my head back a bit and looked up at him.
"Is it hot pissing on another guy?"
"Yeah" he grunted as his piss stream moved up and down my chest, ending all too soon as he pumped the last jets of piss, splashing them hard into my piss soaked face.
"Drink lots of water and come back again later."
"I will" he said as I caught one last glimpse of the cock that had just pissed all over me as he put it back into his pants, and walked off around the corner. My dick now harder than it was 5 minutes ago. Damn, this is one hot fucking sex club.
If you like this story let me know! Dislikes, suggestions, not flames, also welcomed. This is part one of my adventures of last night. This story is true and literally from last night, (as I'm writing this). I don't have the Imagination to make this stuff up. There were 5 other guys who Pissed on me last night, and one other hot cocksucking session at the end of the night. Let me know if you want me to take the time to write part two! Email to klsmd@hotmail.com.
Kevin
P.S. This was not even a real good piss night. If the response is positive I'll try to take the time to write about New Years Eve, Totally fucking hot.
Copyright 2003 by Kevin Lang. All rights reserved. May not be re-published without permission of the author: klsmd@hotmail.com